No more mean user pings

141  2018-01-26 by NotGeraldo

:(

This morning the admins saw fit to change the rules and we've been informed that "username mentions to harass users" are not allowed. Here are some examples of user pings that got people suspended.

We're not really sure where the line is drawn so these rules are subject to change but these are some guidelines that we hope will make the admins happy.

Not allowed:

  1. Mean words. No using user pings to call people fucking retards, cunts, etc.
  2. Overt racism, sexism or whatever unpleasant ism you guys are on for the day. Example: don't username ping a trollx user and say "This is why women like you belong in the kitchen /u/whatever".
  3. Ping spamming. Don't fill a thread with username pings. One or two pings is probably ok, filling an inbox is probably not.
  4. Telling people to kill themselves or any other violent content.

When user pings first came out /r/drama didn't use them to 'harass' users. It was a tool to draw people into the comment section and start the shit flinging all over again, not to take your mommy problems out on random internet strangers. We're going to go back to that. Baiting users into a thread is still allowed. The admins have made it clear that it's not harassment to reply to people who are voluntarily participating in a subreddit. /r/drama has its own set of rules and if people choose to comment here they're choosing to participate in a community with these standards. Comments without user pings are still moderated under the old rules.

345 comments

It is the end of an era. RIP

Kind of a mixed era tbh. The flood of insulting messages anytime there was a remotely large drama thread actively discouraged lolcows from participating in the subreddit. I'm a lot more amused by arguing in the comment section than I am by the dozenth person calling someone a mean word.

Maybe this will lead to an increase in the quality of submi- hahaha

I've been pushing for a trial run of a "submissions must have actual drama" rule but I think the autist cabal would lynch me over that.

Given that our current problems have been caused by overenthusiastic users, restricting submissions will probably backfire tbh. I mean the posts about economic axes barely had any drama but were probably pretty safe from an admin POV.

Add a clause for bridposting and I'm on boatd

bringbacksu

the autist cabal

You mean your fellow moderators?

Only a couple left on the mod team. I'm more talking about the "power users" that jerk themselves raw.

would be nice to get back to actual drama and not #100 DAE MALE FEMINISTS thats going on right now.

tbf make feminists getting outed as rapists was fucking gold when it first started pouring in

oh yeah for sure but retards gotta keep doing the same shit until its old and gay like dumbledore.

personally i can tolerate 9 out of 10 posts being inside jokes or low effort links that are in character for the sub. the problem is when half of those 9 (4.5 in case you can't math) are unfunny. if those posts exceed the 90% threshold of the new queue then the mods have a duty to fire up the ovens.

Iโ€™m feeling constructive right now. Given that /r/SubredditDrama is pretty much on top of Reddit shit, and user pings were our only advantage, why not just ban Reddit links from this sub and force it to focus on cross site drama. It would clean up most of the political spam and also give us something unique again. Think kiwifarms without the obsessive detail.

About three years ago, this sub was a bunch of faggots and trannies posting off-site celebrity drama and such. It was kinda neat, but I enjoy the festering hellhole that it's become.

When celebrity gossip gets posted here itโ€™s pretty good even now.

Given that /r/SubredditDrama is pretty much on top of Reddit shit

That's a very interesting idea. Btw, we've got a really great canning machine here that you might want to step into...

No more birdposting? Keep yourself safe.

Even more reason to do it

Look at this guy taking his /r/drama mod (((responsibilities))) seriously.

On a scale of 1-10 how disappointed do you think your parents are?

My parents tell me they're proud of me all the time.

Please this. I'm so sick of these "/r/Gahzi or /r/The_Donald said something!" posts.

Can we ping and than insult them underneath their response?

Just to be clear: we're still allowed to ping someone and say something like "/u/cuckslovetrump why would you say that" and then when they reply, we can respond with "you're a retard", correct?

Yeah. We're going to try that for a while and see how it goes. Hopefully it's enough to satisfy the admins.

Have you tried to deescelate the situation?

arenโ€™t you like 70 years old

Wait, so that means we can still ping users as long as we are, uh, polite?

Yes, assuming they're not already being spammed with pings.

I think this will hopefully lead to more creative pinging that doesn't just involve a certain magic three letter acronym.

kys

<3

๐Ÿ”’ ๐Ÿ™ ๐Ÿ‘ˆ ๐Ÿš“ = keep yourself safe

๐Ÿ’‹ ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ‘ง ๐Ÿ‘ˆ = kiss your sister

Pretty autistic smart, huh?

*kreampie your sister

You should watch less porn and spend less time on the internet.

May I recommend some sort of IRL hobby, like learning to dance, playing a musical instrument, stamp collecting, gardening, cooking, cycling...anything really; different than the pathetic existence you have now?

You should watch less porn and spend less time on the internet.

May I recommend some sort of IRL hobby, like learning to dance, playing a musical instrument, stamp collecting, gardening, cooking, cycling...anything really; different than the pathetic existence you have now?

I'm actually learning a language. I'm also into fitness.

Learning Japanese so you can watch hentai doesn't count.

Fitness? Cool me to... Fitness dick in yo mouth!!!1!! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

I prefer an actual challenge.

๐Ÿ’‹ ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ‘ง ๐Ÿ‘ˆ

do cousins count?

Hoping for drama user to have anything close to creativity is a doomed endeavour.

lol bussycide

Nah, we just need to not insult people on the FIRST ping. If they reply we can call them a cunt or whatever.

Itโ€™ll start to be my time to shine soon. Always thought the people pinging with swears were weak.

ร‘ooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!

How will I finger myself now from being a stupid massive asshole!!?

/u/SAC-Lawn_Gnome is a retarded cunt, too dumb to even be useful in the kitchen.

Kiss your sister, friendo.

Is /r/drama a pro incest sub?

Kinkshaming is not allowed in /r/drama.

MY BAD ๐Ÿ˜ž๐Ÿ˜ž๐Ÿ˜ž๐Ÿ˜ž๐Ÿ˜ž๐Ÿ˜ž๐Ÿ˜ž๐Ÿ˜ž

Reminder that /u/IvankaTrumpIsMyWaifu is a notorious kinkshamer. He didn't just kinkshame, he took it to another level and reported it to the admins.

Should he keep himself safe?

/u/shallowm is wrong, I reported it to the costa rican authorities who brought u/aluzky in for questioning about his dog rapist ways. I don't believe I contacted the admins.

for questioning about his dog rapist ways.

Don't kinkshame the furries, please.

I don't believe I contacted the admins

Look at the screenshot in the linked post.

#GOTEM

so we can still ping someone politely asking them to elaborate and call them a retard AFTER they bite, correct?

Yeah. That's what we're going to try for a while at least. The admins are fickle, who knows what they'll say tomorrow.

I can work with this.

Strategic autism, I like it.

Can we ping regulars?

tl;dr stop doing the only thing /r/drama users are good at

F

We were pretty good at being retarded fam

F

We are still pretty good at it, but we are no longer allowed to :(

/r/dram

your not kidding about that no proficiency thing

bitch, drama class gets double proficiency with pings. They nerfed this whole goddamn skill tree.

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omg what a cute kitty

pls pet

This is now a kitty thread

One very rare tailless tiny cat

She's fully grown at a length of 12 inches

Ooh, a bobtail. ๐Ÿ˜ป

My turn: his name is Swiffer, for obvious reasons.

Oh so much floof! Tiny cat doesn't even have a name. We rescued her half dead, tail rotting and she pretty much hides in the house all day. She's got some sort of kitty ptsd

B I P E D A L
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I'm jel-jel. That cat is even taller than me.

Omg feed kitty

He's a liar tho and has already been fed dinner :/

Omg bonus kitty is best kitty. Is he just so content that he's hanging on like a kitten to his mama?

Yah he likes to put one paw on you if he's up on his cushion and you're laying on the couch

v cute kitten

d'awwwwwwwwwwww

How many cats are too many cats?

Now that we can't ping people and call them retards, r/drama will inevitably turn into a doge, cate, or birb sub. I vote cate.

Wow this sub really has gone to shit now that the cat pictures are coming out

You have no sway here cat lord

Hey /u/NotGeraldo, go suck on a shotgun cunty

Meanwhile, MDE can discuss their psychotic murder fantasies at length and get away with it by adding "lol jk" at the end.

MDE

None of us know or care about what that is.

Consider yourself lucky.

It's the right-wing CTH

That's shockingly accurate

Itโ€™s more โ€˜redditโ€™s /pol/โ€™.

Link pls?

The mods removed it, but it was a video of some leftist shenanigans in Canada or somewhere and someone commented "For God's sake, please don't mix X and Y. Whatever you do, don't try to hurt these people.", if I remember correctly.

lmao

Your post has forced me into a self defence situation. I'm not saying I'm going to but if you didn't delete this post and then were to follow me to an ally way to mug me. I would be forced to destroy you in self defence.

I mean, I thought we got all the "WHAT ABOUT X" out our systems yesterday with shariablue getting banned but then you originally posted this.

ally way

is this a meme or

Yes.

All altright subs have been banned when they hit 30-40k subscribers, MDE isn't long for this world.

Wasn't that sub based on a comedian's downfall?

You don't understand what a containment sub is.

Also, MDE could never kill people IRL as that would require them to own clean, unshit pants to wear when they leave the house the shelter.

I actually thing containment subs/boards are dead. At this point weโ€™re down to whole containment sites.

There's layers. Forums and social media act as quarantines for most of humanity, but within then are micro quarantines. Like how Something Awful was quarantining the spergs for years but they still had FYAD to control the real sad cases.

why do you even care, who the fuck doesnt know how to make a dirty bomb in the current year of our lord 2018

Holy shit you're a pussy.

This is why we need admincide

/u/D4ddyDr4m4 way to fuck everything up for the rest of us!

LOL he got suspended for good too

I bet that shit was an inside job from SRD. I never heard of that poster before. Probably reported his own comments.

Totally uncalled for. https://i.imgur.com/3GSRQ34.png

AMA faggot. I ain't never seen you around either. I've around since before bothlings and pizzashill. I was around for the zozzle retardation

I was around when Shillary lost and Daddy reigned supreme

I was not around when /r/drama was not gay as fuck

Well, it appears that I left r/drama at the right time...back to youtube comments for me.

I guess we could start a revolution against mod team, but most of them are an ok people, you know even by this shithole's standarts.

Or create our own sub...with blackjack and hookers, but who am I kidding - that's too much work.

There's always /r/freedrama

Nah fam, I'm good...that sub ia dead.

I don't think we'll have a problem with it after the first week or two but there are plenty of options for dealing with username pings automatically if it comes to that. Most people are here for the drama. Yeah, we've picked up a few retards on the way but the majority of the subreddit just wants to laugh at stupid people.

I hear what you're saying. But ima do it anyway.

plz do

Does this only apply to r/drama?

I doubt the admins are going to bother to enforce it anywhere else.

Seems like r/topminds got the same treatment last week or did they (((volunteer))) to quit stalking r/conspiracy mods and users?

Lol they won't enforce it anywhere

Amirite /u/spez?

apology for poor english

when were you when r/drama dies?

i was sat at home eating bussy when admin call

โ€˜r/drama is killโ€™

โ€˜noโ€™

'yes'

Xd

Trust and Safety?

Do they have to copy the name from twitter too? Be original.

/u/NotGeraldo Why did you censor the name of the admin in this image? I want to ping them ๐Ÿ˜”

Sounds like a suicide mission

Inshallah, brother.

this is the part where we all start hugging you in slow motion

๐Ÿค—

I didn't make the image it was a screenshot for /u/thebatarang

/u/TheBatarang post admin bussy

I don't think they have a bussy.

I've only seen admin feet :(

Were they /u/spez's feet at his wedding?

I don't want to further traumatized my second favorite admin by talking in detail about it. He has pretty feet though.

u/spez edit my comment so it tells him who the admin was or your mom will die in her sleep.

This subreddit will be shit now.

>Implying it wasn't already

Well at least it was funny shit. Now it'll just be boring shit.

I'm legit surprised the mods here even care if it gets shut down.

This is an inside work of SRD isn't it?

I'm blaming Canada literal snow niggers.

That one guy was right when he said /r/canada would take down this sub. We laughed and laughed but who's laughing now?

reported

let's see how the mods react

i have a suspicion about the kind of mods i am dealing with on a sub like this

so one possible scenario:

  1. we bundle their (potential) lack of response,
  2. the comments in this thread,
  3. and take it to the admins

/r/canada mods are already on this

we might possibly get a ding on this sub from the admins, if this mods don't act

Fuck!

Answer for your crimes right now /u/comedicsans

moderator reports:
AutoModerator: check for userpings

You might be retarded.

That might be so, but you meanly harrassed the poor lolcow until he had no other recourse.

Kiss your sister friendo

hot๐Ÿ˜‹

Holy shit, so you folks set an automod to check for userpings

Your modqueue must be rekt

The alternative is we just delete comments and ban people like SRD. :/

Just ban userpings and automod to delete.

TURNING /R/DRAMA INTO SRD REEEEEEEE

Pls no! NEVER!! ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก

stfu ed

That's a terrible idea

I mean it would cause a lot of drama

So, you have to check every single user mention from now on? That's probably going to suck.

/u/spez said it's not your fault if no one reports the comment, though:

Many of these links are probably in violation of our policy, but most are unreported, which is what alerts the mods and our team, especially when there are few votes. We'll consider them reported now.

How about if /r/drama users do their duty and neglect reporting mean user pings?

I don't imagine they'll report comments pinging each other. It's the tourists who would cry.

It's the tourists who would cry

Yeah, but if they don't report it, then you didn't see it, right?

They're the ones who report all the comments, all the time. We usually ignore it.

Just call someone retarded then ping them afterwards. ComedicSans is just a fucking retarded piece of shit with anal lube for grey matter.

They do it for free! That's what the mods deserve tbh.

We get about 1 ping a minute and it's easy to mass approve so it's not that bad. If people don't figure their shit out in the next week or two I'll set up something more automatic but that option sucks and ruins half the fun.

If people don't figure their shit out

The definition of r/drama users is "people who haven't figured their shit out".

btw, I suggest making a list of usernames pings to whom are not autoreported. For starters, anyone who made more than 5 comments in this sub recently.

Probably 5,000 items by now

Ping /u/fnhatic and see what happens, bitch.

u/fnhatic is the worse , i would rather not

admin bant plz

Does that comment cunts as mean?

We shall see!

what happened to your main account?

what do you mean. that's clearly not geraldo

Suspended for a week, methinks.

It probably got suspended for 3 days, that's usually what the admins do when you break certain site-wide rules.

If you look at the imgur link closely you'll notice that I was one of the ones who got temporarily suspended this morning for pinging. Apparently 'retard' is off the table ยฏ\_(ใƒ„)_/ยฏ

How long?

3 days

lol retard

Reported for ban evasion

Admins? Just shoot them

Admins are shooting themselves in a head with this one.

Just imagine r/drama giving out intelligent abuse...we could literally make people kys.

Which head tho? The one on the dick or someone else's? ๐Ÿค”

this shit could literally make people kys

Well, almost.

Here's someone who /r/drama almost pushed to suicide. She stopped posting to reddit for over a month after her encounter with the sub. This was her last comment before the hiatus (now deleted):

You're right I've been struggling with suicidal thoughts for years. You and everyone else here has finally given me the push I need to try and end it again, this time I won't use pills, I'll use my dad's 45. Good thing I am just some mentally ill internet stranger and not a real human. I'll be sure to leave a link to this thread in my note.

By the way, many of those pings are great examples of what you're not supposed to do while pinging someone. Feel free to look through the thread for comments in violation of the rules from people you don't like so you can report them to the admins and get them suspended for a few days ๐Ÿ˜Š

This is another person that tried to kill themselves after /r/drama harassed them.

Eh, I think pinged a user like 3 times in 4 months. So it's not like I give a damn about it too much. But nobody answerd my question - can I critique personal views or lifestyle while pinging - cas and point, my example about " trollxers being parody of faux feminism" or, for example - flat earthers being uneducated ingrates?

That's super fucked up legitimately and kinda makes me see the point of the admins

Well I think it's worth to take a look at someone's posting history before telling them to keep themselves save. Suicidewatch > maybe not

My rule is that if somebody gets pinged here and they act smug and bitchy, I let them have it. Everybody else, no matter how weird or wrong or crazy they are, I try to find some common ground and empathize with them. I'd rather give up 100 karma than have someone's blood on my hands, or even just make someone have a bad day.

the best lolcows run with it

I thought we were the true admins๐Ÿค”

:( what will i do without harassment?

ayy bby u can harass me anytime ๐Ÿ˜‰

/u/grungebot5000 is dumb and should khs

oh thank god

Name and shame the admin who did this pls

/u/NotGeraldo is this ping too mean? I was just trying to make sure he stays safe.

I'm trying to understand the boundaries. What about this one

The first is probably too much, the second is probably fine. I'm just doing my best to keep the admins happy without ruining the sub. They're not very communicative so I can't know what they will and wont sperg out about in the future.

Mad lolcow disease has gone too far.

Questions - is calling a trollxers a sad parody of a faux feminism and a complete tool of clickbait sites, before pinging her - counts as overt sexism?

looks like boring seriousposting.

It's another shitty trend: seriousposters pinging people to reeeeing boring and dumb shits to their face.

So, if I can't shit post, or serious post, what's the point of this sub?

Just change into a sub with cute pictures of birbs.

Just change into a sub with cute pictures of birbs.

Seconded

Probably.

So how in the blue hell should I ping one. This isn't even overtly sexist - it critiques her world views, not looks, no: kys, fat , twat etc...kind of bullshit.

Give me examples!!!!!

I'm shocked

Welp, now Ed won't know that I'm still alive, I won't be able to ping him every day :-(

You better not stop pinging me ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก

big if true.

My guess is - we have to lay low for say 3 to4 months and it's back to the sadle again.

I can understand spam pinging, pinging people telling them to kill themselves etc being banned but beyond that it seems like they may as well remove the ability to ping users at all; it sounds like they're going to ban for typing someone's username.

Yeah, idk. Some of those comments were pretty innocuous. They may have just been trying to make a point. Hopefully if we stop calling people mean names they'll get less reports and forget about it. I bet they were averaging multiple reports about /r/drama users every single day, I understand them wanting to do something about it.

So you are basically saying - lay low for now and return after a reasonable amount of time?

I'm assuming you could dm people and be as rude as you want just don't mention or link to drama but imo it's no fun if it isn't performance art when you do it privately your probably just being a cunt.

Is passive aggressive pinging allowed?

For examples

"/u/NotGeraldo haha Id hate to be in an intimate relationship with a mental abuser like you haha just jokes :))) "

Is it against those conditions to remind people that being progressive on Reddit won't get them laid?

Just a reminder that progressive powermod /u/takeittorcirclejerk allegedly got laid because of his progressive moderation

And on the flip side, an SRD moderator slept with an /r/drama mod, probably because of his relaxed moderation style.

Opposites truly do attract

an SRD moderator slept with an /r/drama mod

Wasn't that just /u/snallygaster masturbating?

An SRD mid raped a /r/drama mod. Does male feminism know no bounds?

A clarification: he didn't say modding reddit got him laid, he said reddit got him laid. It could have been from meeting someone on reddit or something like /r/r4r.

This place should be more like a dairy and less like a slaughterhouse anyways.

Some lambs deserve to be slaughtered fam.

Why are you harassing /u/whatever I'm reporting you to the admins.

In retrospect I should have chosen an example that isn't an active user. Sorry for the pings /u/whatever.

/u/whatever I'm also sorry

This account is mostly useless. I mostly just pretend to be indignant about unwanted pings. So really, you guys are making my days. Or at least, this account's day. yay.

Now get off my lawn.

suck my dick

Overt racism or sexism.

It is stupid to put these in the same category. Racism is objectively wrong, but sexism is cool, good and wise.

A little casual racism is cool but calling people niggers is just uncouth

There comes a time when one must take a position that is neither safe, nor politic, nor popular, but he must take it because conscience tells him it is right.

There comes a time when one must take a position that is neither safe, nor politic, nor popular, but he must take it because conscience tells him it is right.

You're right. Pizzagate was real

It was. As a ghost, I see things you can't imagine or ever dream of.

Whaaaatttt... this has fucked my shit posting plans for today.

Can we still harass regular posters? For example:

/u/ed_butteredtoast you're a fucking retarded cunt, kill yourself.

That's a bit of a grey area. Keep in mind that the admins are mildly retarded. They don't go looking for context before they act (like the time they banned someone for 'doxx' because he said /u/comedicsans live in North Korea). They won't necessarily know you're pinging a regular. The same thing can be said about the mods. We just look at the comment in the mod queue without any context and if we don't recognize the user the comment is likely going to get removed and you'll be banned.

you'll be banned

Permanently?

You have to try pretty hard to be permanently banned from this subreddit.

I support consensual heterosexual sex in the missionary position.

Kill yourself /u/couldn't_think_of_a you dumb hete

Within the sanctity of a Christian marriage too.

This but unironically

kinky

like the time they banned someone for 'doxx' because he said /u/comedicsans live in North Korea).

That was funny. I got a 3 day suspension for saying I lived at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave

I didn't hear that part.

I'm not even sure it was this account. Who knows why the admins do things sometimes and not others

The rules are clear, that any information real or fake is considered a dox

You're forgetting that I got banned for being fake-doxxed, lmao.

Story time pls?

IIRC it was because he "confirmed" the dox

fake-dox

then ban

i still dont buy the fake part you commie bastard

Yeah. Who else would be writing up all those spicy articles about dotards for KCNA?

mildly retarded.

Mildly understated.

like the time they banned someone for 'doxx' because he said /u/comedicsans live in North Korea

TIL I dox myself everytim I say I live in the United States.

Awww I love you too (โ—•โ€ฟโ—•โœฟ

So you can't harass anyone with pings, but as soon as they arrive in the drama comments they can still be harassed?

u/SodyPop ohhhhhhh, did someone get their feelings hurt? Come on, let's talk out it. It's ok, you can come out.

r/madlads

Let's not push our luck

Don't tell me what to do, I'm not the one who got an account suspended because of this shit

I saw u/SodyPop at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didnโ€™t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, โ€œOh, like youโ€™re doing now?โ€

I was taken aback, and all I could say was โ€œHuh?โ€ but he kept cutting me off and going โ€œhuh? huh? huh?โ€ and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Site suspensions in his hands without paying.

The TrollX girl at the counter was very rude about it and professional, and was like โ€œXir, you need to pay for those first.โ€ At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually โ€œto prevent any electrical infetterence,โ€ and then turned around and winked at me. I donโ€™t even think thatโ€™s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly. He then attempted to sexually assault her because he was a great male feminist.

You're pushing your luck lol.

/u/Sodypop actually only purchases and consumes soy and soy based products that they get delivered by a startup recently acquired by Amazon to the library it squats in to admin Reddit. It no longer resembles a human, all of its mass has accumulated between the hip and neck with weak arms and legs that would look emasculated next to a starving Ethiopian yet it still weighs 400 lbs which it considers a blessing because it can no long fit through the library doors and thus cannot be evicted. They last librarian to quit after the stench became not only unbearable but dangerous to their health reported watching the list light of humanity die in /soypop's lifeless eyes.

This comment reads like one of my nightmares.

Good, pinging people was getting old.

no u

You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become a villan

This virtually neuters drama and makes is srd.

I knew r/conservative was collectively too butthurt to take genis in the bussy.

I blame Soros' ANTIFA abortion mujahadeen

THIS IS KINKSHAMING

Oh my god and to think I've been here for years

First Reddit bans Shareblue and now we can't ping anymore. What's the point of this site anymore? :(

I've felt this sub has been going downhill a bit. Guess this is the final strike, bye guys.

Bye!

If the admins want to be retard pissbabies then fair enough I guess

My userping game already avoids most of the pitfalls outlined above so hopefully I'll be okay in this new restricted-pinging era

Lame af

๐ŸŽบ๐ŸŽบ

(. )( .) ิ„(โ‰–โ€ฟโ‰–ิ…)

The pings in the img were fairly innocuous it seems if we ping anyone to /r/drama at all it could be "problematic" this is the problem with internet drama boards on a unified hugbox for normies.

I suspect they were just trying to make a point and they wont be quite so harsh with the bans in the future but it's hard to say.

It was another wild night in downtown Portland and notorious sex pest /u/Joan_Wayne_Gacy was on the prowl. Striding across the supermarket he cut an impressive figure, tight leather pants almost bursting at the seams around a chubby ass, the faint outline of his meaty rod visible, two delicious nuggets perched on either side. "Is that all sir?" a woman's voice, young, bored. Notorious sex pest /u/Joan_Wayne_Gacy heard different. He heard her desire, saw her disinterested gaze for what it truly was. Lust. "Y-yeah... b-baby...." he drawled, staring at her cleavage through his aviators, a toothpick in his mouth just like his favourite film character. "J-just these... You see them?" A finger slipped down a little, revealing the sizing on the box of Trojans. "E-extra large..." ..... "If we have to throw you out again we're calling the cops you fucking creep!" The door slammed, notorious sex pest /u/Joan_Wayne_Gacy was getting up from the dirty alley, his white leather knee high boots scuffed and dirty from the muddy water. "Y-yeah you too!" he whimpered, rubbing his aching elbow. "Hello there...." a smooth tone cooed in his ear. Notorious sex pest /u/Joan_Wayne_Gacy jerked around with a yelp, a hand brushing his buttocks as his ruffled shirt flapped wonderously with his twist. "W-who are you? W-why did you..." He couldn't bring himself to say the words. The man across from him had surely touched his bottom but.. Was he really? Surely it was an accident. The man was beautiful. All muscle and blonde locks, playfully tossed around a face with the most piercing eyes notorious sex pest /u/Joan_Wayne_Gacy had ever seen. "I uh, saw what happened in there." the stranger motioned. "I saw a lot of things." The man's eyes flicked to notorious sex pest /u/Joan_Wayne_Gacy's penis outline and back to his eyes again, a small smile forming. "The tone they took with you was awful, I don't stand for that kind of thing myself." Notorious sex pest /u/Joan_Wayne_Gacy found his eyes tracking this stranger, first running around those luscious lips, their gentle sensual movements leaving little doubt as to the tone of the conversation at hand. A shiver ran down his spine as he felt his heart pick up it's pace, the man seeming to close the distance between them mid conversation without missing a beat. "And that woman... Well... What can you expect from a cunt?" the man paused, eyes glazing over as if recalling something horrible. "Us men...." he began, a strong hand gripping notorious sex pest /u/Joan_Wayne_Gacy's arm, the fingers gently carressing. "Us men should go our own way. ...together." Another shiver ran through notorious sex pest /u/Joan_Wayne_Gacy's body and he felt his manhood stiffen and strain against the confines of his leather pants. Still. He resisted. There seemed to be something dangerous in this man, something predatory. "I...I don't know..." he struggled to resist the sirens call. "Oh, but I do." the man answered, his powerful hand pushing notorious sex pest /u/Joan_Wayne_Gacy back against the dirty brick wall. "I...I don't even know your name!" "You can call me O..." the man whispered, striding closer, a leg sliding between notorious sex pest /u/Joan_Wayne_Gacy's legs, the latter's erection now pressing painfully against his pants, the heat of the other man's leg torturous. "Does that..stand for something?" "Only the sound people make when I take them, willingly or not." Before notorious sex pest /u/Joan_Wayne_Gacy could answer lips locked with his, moist and inviting, a hand was fumbling at his belt, demanding access. He was overcome with multiple sensations, the taste of Doritos and mountain dew heavy on the other man's tongue as it stroked along his own, first tenderly then becoming more forceful as his belt was torn free. "I-didnt..." notorious sex pest /u/Joan_Wayne_Gacy began through O's embrace. "We don't need the condoms. I'm clean." the man whispered, his hand sliding down the leather pants and taking hold of their contents. Notorious sex pest /u/Joan_Wayne_Gacy was powerless to resist as O's hand stroked his length, the rhythm forceful and desperate. He was vaguely aware of the man undoing his own belt but through the waves of pleasure and longing racking his body all thought of safety went out the window. Notorious sex pest /u/Joan_Wayne_Gacy needed this. And he needed it now. "D-do it..." he gasped, tugging the man's hand out of his pants. "You're not in charge here." O growled, complying nevertheless. A rough hand seized the back of notorious sex pest /u/Joan_Wayne_Gacy's head and spun him until he was facing the wall, his face millimeters from kissing brick. He felt the leather pants slide down his legs, then a violent sound broke the heavy breathing of the two men as his boxers were torn free. There was an audible slap and a groan of longing from notorious sex pest /u/Joan_Wayne_Gacy as O took a hold of his mushy buttocks and spat on his swollen member. "A dickbutt tattoo...how appropriate" O smiled, tracing a line of his growing excitement over the tattoo on his preys buttcheek before taking the plunge. A rough gasp escaped notorious sex pest /u/Joan_Wayne_Gacy's throat, coming out hoarse and crackly as O's spit barely eased the passage of his massive dick. Straight in he plunged and notorious sex pest /u/Joan_Wayne_Gacy could feel his insides stretching to accomodate O, the mixing of pain and pleasure so unbearable that his legs shuddered beneath him. As O plunged again, harder this time, notorious sex pest /u/Joan_Wayne_Gacy cried out in ecstasy only to be muffled by the taste of his own tattered underwear being thrust into his mouth. Again and again O pushed deeper with each thrust until the other man felt as if he was going to be split in half. His shudders and cries were so intense that he felt surely his body would shatter to pieces. Just when the pleasure was growing to be too strong, his skin stretched tight across his penis, feeling as if it was going to tear asunder O's hand reached around and began stroking him once more in time with his thrusts. When the thrusts came faster, more urgent, notorious sex pest /u/Joan_Wayne_Gacy knew what was coming. Lips pressed against his ear whispered as the man's hand continued to stroke in time with his assault. "It's a good life without stupid women huh?" they drawled, nibbling playfully on his earlobe. Before notorious sex pest /u/Joan_Wayne_Gacy could answer he felt his entire body explode in one thunderous celebration of life, a loud splashing of fluid against the wall mixed with the moans from the two men. Notorious sex pest /u/Joan_Wayne_Gacy felt the warmth of the others body pressed tight against him, his arms trembling under their combined weight as he felt the rush of warm fluid inside, seeping through his very being and embracing his soul. "I...I don't know your name O..." Notorious sex pest /u/Joan_Wayne_Gacy gasped, his chest heaving. It was then he realised the pressure was gone, and he spun, finding the man at the end of the alleyway. Confused, notorious sex pest /u/Joan_Wayne_Gacy pulled his leather pants up, clutching his tattered boxers in one hand and struggling to stay upright from the remnants of pain and pleasure swirling around inside him. "It's okay notorious sex pest /u/Joan_Wayne_Gacy, I know yours. I'll find you again, maybe show you my trophy collection." O turned and left. Notorious sex pest /u/Joan_Wayne_Gacy sprinted to the end of the alleyway. "N-no wait I l-lov-" "Who the fuck are you?" a devilishly handsome looking young man in a green day t-shirt demanded, his girlfriend, her hair dyed was looking at notorious sex pest /u/Joan_Wayne_Gacy with disgust.

This would feel more authentic if it referred to a specific supermarket chain operating in the Portland are like Safeway.

TL;DR

I agreee

Beautiful

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that's the gayest shit I've ever fucking heard

Why do the admins hate fun so much? Can't they get a real job like any useful member of society instead of having to rely on ad money?

careful with this user he's a known stalker

How much cum do you swallow per day to keep this level of faggotry?

I have been saving my cum for several week, if u want we can rub it into the grass then return in a fortnight and see if the color has changed, if that isn't agreeable i have some pumpkins we can carve then fuck to see if the faces change

everybody knows Greg

MRW some fucking SRDine tries to snitch on me.

Btw thanks for the tips bby. Imma be making lots more gifs and getting lots of mileage out of them.

No isms, that's like half my schtick

/u/NotGeraldo I think you are a wonderful person

Reddit is gay. Fuck you /drama/. Fuck you /u/NotGeraldo. I will shoot the messenger.

LOL, REDDIT SUX

Hey /u/kn0thing I thought you liked popcorn.

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Can we still call /u/spez a fucking cunt?

He'll probably edit your comment anytime soon

Not good for dramacoin

/u/reddit I would like to do a proposal for continued personal safety maintenance

Jokes on the admins. I only ping to start meaningful conversation with my victims.

This is what happens when you let /r/drama hit /r/all one too many times. Burn the sub down and start anew without telling anyone when it reaches critical mass.

We can just ping people so theyll look at the thread, then make separate comments saying stuff. E z workaround.

what's the fucking point. everyone else should just kill themselves.

Bullying is mean. Don't ping me.

admins = fags

AAAB an admin is a bitch

rip

Why donโ€™t the admins just remove username mention notifications? It is a useless feature after all.

So now we actually go into the threads and encourage new friends to post here?

thanks /u/Zanctmao you stupid piece of shit. commit suicide ironically.

That's the whole reason I come here though.

Can i ping a user in a comment with a fart video? Or a gif telling them to never go full retard, or a pic of my dick? /u/comedicsans

Fuck this guy

I'm sad.

I'm sad

Here's a picture/gif of a cat, hopefully it'll cheer you up :).


I am a bot. use !unsubscribetosadcat for me to ignore you.

Well this is drama

/u/NotGeraldo is awesome, and I agree with him wholeheartedly.

And by awesome, I mean short and homely looking, and by agree with him wholeheartedly I mean I think he spends his days watching Barney reruns.

(Problem solved?)

I'm gonna start pinging people with nice shit to say, then everyone can tell me who fucking stupid I am for thinking they aren't disgusting bussy worms and lolcows.

loophole ftw

This is how r/Drama dies.

Since when did this sub turn into Social Justice Warriors? You all got issues.

I'm am very sorry for violating all these rules. Please forgive me.

To me this is a good thing. A really skilled user ping can trigger without insulting.

well looks like I'm back on this account then

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r/drama has been mayocided, the cuckening has finally come full circle

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What about nice pings? Such as. /u/ComedicSans your nan has nice hair m8

u/notgeraldo is a dumb idiot lol