"I'm so sorry my disgusting male breath offended you, let's talk about this extensively while this totally not filthy rich friend of mine robs you blind."
Only if you think that the libertarian/authoritarian axis on the left refers to SJW vs. non-SJW, which it doesn't, they're pretty orthogonal I think. I associate the top left with being more anti-idpol than bottom left.
Oh no, I don't care about that at all, I'm the most centrist person I know. I'm just doing my duty as a centrist and pointing out that someone else is wrong, not for any moral reason but because being right about everything is just part of centrism.
Well actually I'm the most centrist person I know im so centrist that i have made myself into a perfect sphere so that i can have no perceivable left or right, im what you might call and enlightened centrist, you with your horseshoe shaped centrality can hardly compare. I'm just doing my duty as a enlightened centrist sphere and pointing out that someone elses centrality is slipping.
There is no emotion; there is peace.
There is no ignorance; there is knowledge.
There is no passion; there is serenity.
There is no chaos; there is harmony.
There is no death; there is the Centralism.
The peace and justice of the Country will be guarded, and all life in any form is and will be respected.
For my ally is Centralism, and I use its powers to serve and protect the goyim from partisans. I seek
goodness, and defend it from the Retards. I have dedicated my life to the Invisible hand of the market, I am RADICAL CENTRALISM
Um the upper left is like Stalinists and shit. That's not exactly people who are triggered at every single god damn thing. It should be more like "We hate Nazis because they want rich jews to die for being jews, wheras we want rich jews to die for being rich".
Fun fact, the internationality and critical race theory pseudo-intellectual bullshit were products of French and German tankies. This retarded version of identity politics is the latest evolution of these authoritarian retards. According to Chomsky the dumbfucks switched to identity politics when the evidence of Stalin's crimes became overwhelming.
And a libertarian socialist I'm offended. You confused the two lefts you fucking retards, the authoritarian left are the ones who get triggered by breath and the libertarian left are unemployed ones who speak for the working class. This disgusting mistake means war, class war.
You do know that the y-axis is authoritarian-libertarian, right? Just because amerifat libertarians are right wing doesn't mean they own the entire concept.
Libertarian socialism was always a lame excuse Noam Chomsky uses whenever people point out that he doesn't have a real prescriptive ideology and is just a serial complainer. There is no workable libertarian socialist programme, movement, or goals. There will never be a functioning libertarian socialist society, so it doesn't need a place in the chart just as other fantasy ideas like a magocracy doesn't need one.
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1 Chancellor740 2018-01-26
This is a good 'un.
1 OnionBits 2018-01-26
What would it be for the (((radical centrist)))?
1 NationalismIsFun 2018-01-26
"I have achieved a level of enlightenment that others can't even comprehend, even though I've never voted because voting is for suckers"
1 RagdollPhysEd 2018-01-26
"I don't believe in politics and that's why trump is good"
1 jdcomix 2018-01-26
Me too thanks
1 RaoulDukeff 2018-01-26
"I'm so sorry my disgusting male breath offended you, let's talk about this extensively while this totally not filthy rich friend of mine robs you blind."
1 nonplussed__ 2018-01-26
i think your red and green are swapped;
jobless liberty-lefts and oppression-obsessed auth-lefts
1 worthlessworthl 2018-01-26
Only if you think that the libertarian/authoritarian axis on the left refers to SJW vs. non-SJW, which it doesn't, they're pretty orthogonal I think. I associate the top left with being more anti-idpol than bottom left.
1 cultish_alibi 2018-01-26
SJWs are the opposite of libertarians though. They hate free speech and equality of opportunity. And they're always up in people's shit all the time.
1 allendrio 2018-01-26
jeez someone sounds a bit triggered by what amounts to retarded shitposters nobody actually listens to.
1 cultish_alibi 2018-01-26
Oh no, I don't care about that at all, I'm the most centrist person I know. I'm just doing my duty as a centrist and pointing out that someone else is wrong, not for any moral reason but because being right about everything is just part of centrism.
1 allendrio 2018-01-26
Well actually I'm the most centrist person I know im so centrist that i have made myself into a perfect sphere so that i can have no perceivable left or right, im what you might call and enlightened centrist, you with your horseshoe shaped centrality can hardly compare. I'm just doing my duty as a enlightened centrist sphere and pointing out that someone elses centrality is slipping.
1 Pablopubes 2018-01-26
Ok fat ass
1 allendrio 2018-01-26
your crude insults slide right off my spherical form and its immaculate thicc bussy.
1 giroth 2018-01-26
1 allendrio 2018-01-26
introducing dimensions only adds more ways to not be centrist you anglelist fuck.
1 giroth 2018-01-26
Your anger betrays your non-centrism
Begone, thot
1 allendrio 2018-01-26
There is no emotion; there is peace. There is no ignorance; there is knowledge. There is no passion; there is serenity. There is no chaos; there is harmony. There is no death; there is the Centralism. The peace and justice of the Country will be guarded, and all life in any form is and will be respected. For my ally is Centralism, and I use its powers to serve and protect the goyim from partisans. I seek goodness, and defend it from the Retards. I have dedicated my life to the Invisible hand of the market, I am RADICAL CENTRALISM
1 queerjihad 2018-01-26
Um the upper left is like Stalinists and shit. That's not exactly people who are triggered at every single god damn thing. It should be more like "We hate Nazis because they want rich jews to die for being jews, wheras we want rich jews to die for being rich".
1 RaoulDukeff 2018-01-26
Fun fact, the internationality and critical race theory pseudo-intellectual bullshit were products of French and German tankies. This retarded version of identity politics is the latest evolution of these authoritarian retards. According to Chomsky the dumbfucks switched to identity politics when the evidence of Stalin's crimes became overwhelming.
1 aqouta 2018-01-26
I mean it comes form the dialectic.
1 dis_is_my_account 2018-01-26
Everyone knows the only accurate political compass is the inverted dodecahedron.
1 Chicup 2018-01-26
My man cave has a space heater, VR, a wide screen monitor, state of the art PC, high speed internet, lotion, and an attached bedroom. Checkmate.
1 420b00tywizard 2018-01-26
ye but youre still a virgin doe
1 giroth 2018-01-26
Why do you need a space heater?
Did your parents kick you into the garage because they were sick of the sounds of My Little Pony porn coming from your room?
1 RaoulDukeff 2018-01-26
And a libertarian socialist I'm offended. You confused the two lefts you fucking retards, the authoritarian left are the ones who get triggered by breath and the libertarian left are unemployed ones who speak for the working class. This disgusting mistake means war, class war.
1 error404brain 2018-01-26
Fam, commies are not libertarian.
1 RaoulDukeff 2018-01-26
I don't know how to reply to this without mocking you.
1 grungebot5000 2018-01-26
the bolsheviks had jobs though
1 error404brain 2018-01-26
And if we were one hundred year ago, the bolsheviks would be a thing.
1 grungebot5000 2018-01-26
and so would tankies
1 Pablopubes 2018-01-26
Have a go at it, for all of us.
1 Wraith_GraveSpell 2018-01-26
You do know that the y-axis is authoritarian-libertarian, right? Just because amerifat libertarians are right wing doesn't mean they own the entire concept.
1 UmmahSultan 2018-01-26
Libertarian socialism was always a lame excuse Noam Chomsky uses whenever people point out that he doesn't have a real prescriptive ideology and is just a serial complainer. There is no workable libertarian socialist programme, movement, or goals. There will never be a functioning libertarian socialist society, so it doesn't need a place in the chart just as other fantasy ideas like a magocracy doesn't need one.
1 Fucking_That_Chicken 2018-01-26
doesn't being a serial complainer just make him (((ourguy))), though?
1 NationalismIsFun 2018-01-26
It bothers me that top-right breaks the pattern and doesn't start with "I"
It should've been "I am still the master race even though my parents are cousins"
1 pythonETH 2018-01-26
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1 BobbyRaduloff 2018-01-26
This is probably the most accurate one.
1 jubbergun 2018-01-26
Aren't red and purple essentially the same jerk going in opposite directions?