You all complain to much. They never said we can't ping, we can't outright insult them in the ping.
131 2018-01-28 by spiderbabies4dinner
And as we all know the admins have an... interesting... number of iq points, so it's not too hard to hide an insult.
Now instead of posting:
/u/ed_butteredtoast, you're a fucking retard,
you just have to say:
my, /u/ed_butteredtoast, you seem to have a uniquely slow ability to grasp even basic concepts, which is what makes us love you so much.
See? It's not too bad, and its even easier to make the lolcows bite this way.
tl;dr don't be lazy fuckers, just be creative with your pings
39 comments
1 mohkohnsepicgun 2018-01-28
/u/Ed_ButteredToast; I have it on good authority that your mother frequently entertains a not insubstantial number of gentleman callers. Many have been known to remain in her privy chambers until sunrise the following morning.
How do you respond, sir?
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-01-28
Put an end to all the metabolic processes in your ~ 30ish trillion cells. Please and thank you!
1 StezzerLolz 2018-01-28
8/10, solid effort
1 deere442 2018-01-28
guaranteed you looked that shit up just to be accurate
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-01-28
https://i.imgur.com/YMC6hSf.gif
1 jaredschaffer27 2018-01-28
Perfect. This is the kind of effort we will now need to keep the pinging going. On the plus side, this will stymie the more retarded among us (myself included).
1 RichEvansSextape 2018-01-28
The Night of Long Pings.
1 incineratechicken 2018-01-28
OP should kill himself tbh
1 nomad1c 2018-01-28
maybe we can integrate an alley-oop policy. someone ping them, then the rest of us can insult them
1 Yiin 2018-01-28
Maybe /u/pizzashill is right about the reading comprehensiveness on this sub.
1 CucksLoveTrump 2018-01-28
Which is hilarious for a dude who gets triggered when you tell him to crack a book
1 I_DRINK_TO_FORGET 2018-01-28
His assertion is based on his own illiteracy.
1 ffbtaw 2018-01-28
Comprehension dumbass.
1 Yiin 2018-01-28
nah my compression is just fine
1 UnluckyImp22 2018-01-28
/u/spiderbabies4dinner you should preserve your safety since you made a completely new thread just to respond to Ed.
1 better_bot 2018-01-28
Lmao, I predict this only makes /r/drama worst in the eyes of outsiders.
1 RecallRethuglicans 2018-01-28
Then they’ll become insiders
1 rudest 2018-01-28
🤔
1 RichEvansSextape 2018-01-28
Please.
Reddit's central flaw is tribalism. Every sub already thinks that every other sub is a third world shithole.
1 better_bot 2018-01-28
Every other sub is a first world shithole.
1 aggressiveshitpost 2018-01-28
People don't get that pinging users and calling them retards is not a matter of harassment, it's about a better world. We live in fucked up godless times and both the perpetrators and the victims of our collective madness are out there free and unabridged, being themselves hotspots of corruption and decay. But what if you put shame into the matter? Call a neckbeard a neckbeard, a whore a whore, a lunatic a lunatic, what do you get? Someone who might consider his actions through the embarrassment of facing how other see them. But it's not about destroying, it's about rebuilding.
Jk I just like to call people retards.
1 princessCuck 2018-01-28
People aren't fucking stupid.
1 spiderbabies4dinner 2018-01-28
you gotta pick one fam
1 EarnestNoMeta 2018-01-28
Nah. I post here because it didn't require effort. The second I have to spend even the slightest amount of brain power I hit the back button twice and cancel my comment. This place is dead now.
1 3E4K3RWRGZPR970NVH28 2018-01-28
I don't see that going very far.
1 EarnestNoMeta 2018-01-28
I'm acktually very smaht but I'm not about to activate any almonds over this cesspool. Hence my previous comment about any effort. I'm setting the bar pretty fucking low here.
1 wtfuxlolwut 2018-01-28
Lazy.
1 EarnestNoMeta 2018-01-28
This but unironically
1 Trojan_Zorse 2018-01-28
So I can say that /u/chabanais is welcome to come share his opinions with /r/Drama any time he pleases?
1 chabanais 2018-01-28
Put the lotion in the basket.
1 Trojan_Zorse 2018-01-28
are you afraid to type out the word "fucking" on the internet?
1 chabanais 2018-01-28
It does this whenever it's told.
1 Trojan_Zorse 2018-01-28
There may be majority-Conservative states, but there is no Conservative "safe space". Every day, everywhere, the Conservative American ideology is disputed, antagonized, and alienated by the popular narritaves of its nearest sources and institutons of Education, News, Business and even Entertainment. Every Conservative fights the Evil-Conservative image every day, to maintain not only their dignity, but their well-being.
1 chabanais 2018-01-28
Who cares?
1 damn_it_so_much 2018-01-28
Bullshit. Every nice thing we say, they will just claim that we actually are saying the opposite. Like how I got banned for saying "keep yourself safe."
The only way to win is not to play at all.
1 Time_to_Drink 2018-01-28
Subtlety and nuance? Pish posh /u/ed_butteredtoast rim my bussy NOW!
1 aliceunknown 2018-01-28
Just admit you want to fuck Edward.
1 ChipChippersonAMA 2018-01-28
/r/pinging
1 d4ddyd54m4 2018-01-28
/u/spiderbabies4dinner
I'll be damned if one lousy admin suspension is going to get me to stop mean-pinging. Fuck you, you paleskin mayo loser