Talking the bait

25  2018-01-28 by comebepc

16 comments

A quick glance of your post history shows that you are an active /r/The_Donald poster. That tells me everything I need to know.

Going through my post history and insulting me totally refutes my arguement.

Nice trolling u/thevirtuesignal

Be careful, user pings are banned now!

Now I need to go out and create my own drama instead of finding it.

user pings are banned now!

Nah just more tightly regulated. A completely sincere compliment like mine is completely within the new standards.

You should have only pinged me if you had my written consent in the presence of a notary and a reddit admin.

Otherwise I might have interpreted your comment as sarcastic or insulting. It would have been much better if you phrased your comment in a more respectful manner. Here's an example.

"Hello Xir, I appreciated your commentary, do you mind if I link you here so we can have a civil discussion?"

Infact, I think I'm just going to go on ahead and report you for harassment.

RULES ON HOW TO REPLY TO ME ON REDDIT

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CHAPTER 3. Objections to Pleadings; Denials and Defenses [430.10 - 432.10] ( Chapter 3 added by Stats. 2017, Ch. 244. )

ARTICLE 2. Denials and Defenses [431.10 - 431.70] ( Article 2 added by Stats. 2017, Ch. 244. )

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Take your fucking trash elsewhere, or eat it yourself and choke on it. Stop leaving it on my doorstep.

You're wrong. And ugly.

/u/spez pls ban this man for harassment

I'm not breaking any rules. am I u/spez? Also, hey u/spez you're ruining Reddit. Make Reddit great again. You're a retard and look like a typical white cuck with down syndrome.

As for you, you're still ugly.

You're wrong. And ugly.

User pings aren't banned kiddo.

Please keep trolling in r/unpopularopinion, they are pure gold. You're like if Ken M was a UC Berkeley professor instead of an old man.

u/thevirtuesignal I think I have seen every single time you have ever posted for someone to flip out in CA.

Sigh

Not that I like you or anything... Baka... Eh...

As always cringe is in the comments.

Why did they change the facial expressions so much? The woman looks unhappy to be served and the man looks like he's planning a Brutus.

good question, it's probably how they conceived the "true meaning" of the people's expressions in the original

Why is he wearing a shirt and tie in bed

Being bossed around by a qt girl

Sign me up fam.