Onision update: After months of looking, Greg seems to have found a non-repulsive girl who's interested in him! She is currently living in the House of Horrors doing ''''camera work'''''', much to the chagrin of wife/doormat Taylor; stay tuned for upcoming developments!
93 2018-01-28 by snallygaster
67 comments
1 SnapshillBot 2018-01-28
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1 snallygaster 2018-01-28
This girl is big into the CWC fandom, so there's a chance she could be a troll, but her social media indicates that she's obsessed with internet celebrities and may genuinely want to hop on Greg's dick. The not-so-subtle dig at Taylor's gender trender bullshit also indicates that she knows what she's doing and wants to break up the marriage, or at least cause problems for Taylor. She also got caught mentioning that [probably Greg] has had a crush on her since October during a mysterious test stream.
1 Pepperglue 2018-01-28
So she fully knows what she's getting into.
I'm not sure if this is dumb or just weird.
1 snallygaster 2018-01-28
She definitely knows what Greg's all about. I wonder what her end-game is. Probably either trolling or so desperate to fuck an e-celeb that she'll spring for the nastiest (and easiest) one.
1 Pepperglue 2018-01-28
Do people think fucking an e-celeb gives them superpower or something? Or they are just that desperate for spotlight.
1 snallygaster 2018-01-28
Maybe a mixture of both, I guess. It's kind of sad that starfucking extends to vloggers and vidyagamers now, but people will get validation where they can I guess. It could be a generational thing since kids consume YT and Twitch more than traditional television, too.
1 Pepperglue 2018-01-28
This is why you should brainwash your children to worship you instead of those schmucks on TV and on the internet.
1 TransexualWiener 2018-01-28
women are attracted to fame and power, its in their DNA, it's not rational or logical.
1 AntiLuke 2018-01-28
Is the IG photo in the other person's clothes an attempt to start shit do you think?
1 snallygaster 2018-01-28
That's a good question. Taylor can't be happy about it
1 bareballzthebitch 2018-01-28
It's the first step toward making a skinsuit out of them.
1 Redactor0 2018-01-28
That's got to be intentional. She's showing the wife that she's replacing her.
1 friendship_dogger 2018-01-28
Those are some shitty clothes too. Lainey is gonna get Single White Female’d soon.
Also, her Instagram has like 10 followers. Are we sure she’s even a real person?
1 snallygaster 2018-01-28
Depends on what you mean by 'real person', I guess. She could be an extremely dedicated troll, but she's currently living in the mcmansion with them.
1 cultish_alibi 2018-01-28
Chewing white cummies?
1 snallygaster 2018-01-28
Christian Weston Chandler!
1 westofthetracks 2018-01-28
aka the bae 😍
1 oshnyve 2018-01-28
wait, he has an actual fandom? not just a horde of trolls?
1 mtg_liebestod 2018-01-28
It's the same thing.
1 snallygaster 2018-01-28
The horde of trolls pretty much is a fandom at this point. They document his every move, some give him money, etc. A few of the more pathetic ones have more or less made CWC the focal point of their lives.
1 Logan_Pauler 2018-01-28
Isn't this guy a pedophile?
1 snallygaster 2018-01-28
Indeed.
1 Mcfillher 2018-01-28
Why the fuck is google turning a blind eye to this?
1 OnionBits 2018-01-28
1 snallygaster 2018-01-28
They demonetized after years of complaints, but I think they're reluctant to ban him because he's been a big figure there for a decade now. He used to have the highest subscriber count on YT back in the day.
1 Mcfillher 2018-01-28
None of his videos are monetized?
1 snallygaster 2018-01-28
I think most of them aren't, not sure if all of them are demonetized though.
1 lurker093287h 2018-01-28
How does this psycho still make enough money to have like 4 kids by 4 different women plus a wife and an interchangeable rotating harem of girls if he doesn't make money from most of his videos. Do they pay him now, is this the transition to full cult that has long been foretold.
1 jaredschaffer27 2018-01-28
Who are any of these people and why do they yet draw breath?
1 snallygaster 2018-01-28
Here's a dossier I wrote about them a while back. You can also find a lot by searching "onision" on the sidebar.
God hates us buts wants us to be entertained.
1 jaredschaffer27 2018-01-28
Thanks bby, I'm not gonna read that because I don't want to have depression, but I appreciate you putting in the work.
1 snallygaster 2018-01-28
np np
1 TheHeroReditDeserves 2018-01-28
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
1 T_Dumbsford-Is-Sexy 2018-01-28
There's literally nothing more pathetic than this.
1 error404brain 2018-01-28
I have read a quarter of that and I have only a single question.
How the fuck are they not in jail for pedoporn?
1 ay_what_up2 2018-01-28
this is so fucking lame what a waste of time
1 snallygaster 2018-01-28
How is it any lamer than dicking around on vidyagames all day or shitposting on /r/drama? At least there's something that people can finally point to when somebody asks what's so bad about him or tries to defend him, which happens frequently.
1 ay_what_up2 2018-01-28
all of those things are lame. You should just not do lame things more
1 snallygaster 2018-01-28
Why are you allowed to do lame things but not me??
1 westofthetracks 2018-01-28
youre no fun
1 Redactor0 2018-01-28
I appreciate it. Learning about these nutjobs gives some insight into the human condition, but I can't sift through a decade worth of their insanity myself.
1 snallygaster 2018-01-28
I'm glad you found it useful! I only made it after there was a bunch of requests from people over at lolcow.farm and it became impossible for new spectators to get up to speed because there were so many threads and so much to absorb. It only took a couple hours, so I don't think it wasted too much time.
1 DocMjolnir 2018-01-28
Holy shit dude, that was riveting. It was a suspense novel of awfulness. 2/5 bad graphics and soundtrack
1 Awayfone 2018-01-28
This all made zero sense to me. I know the onion guy is a YouTuber but all the post lacked context... maybe
1 snallygaster 2018-01-28
It's a continuing saga; the guy's such a chronic shithead that it's difficult to give context at this point. I made a dossier a few months back tho.
1 Ikkinn 2018-01-28
Can’t wait for this fuck to get Chris Hanson’d
1 westofthetracks 2018-01-28
surely this will end amicably for all parties involved
1 wtfuxlolwut 2018-01-28
This seems like good drama. I have to admit I don't really follow YouTube streamers.. and after reading about this sorry excuse for a human It just comfirms my thoughts on forced sterilization.
1 snallygaster 2018-01-28
I don't either, but this guy's such a trainwreck that it's hard to look away.
1 glorica 2018-01-28
Makes you wish that he and his ilk would just be vaporized into pillars of salt.
1 LadyVetinari 2018-01-28
Wait how old is Sam?
1 snallygaster 2018-01-28
She's 20, so a little older than his usual targets. I think he's been scared off of going after underage grils for the time being.
1 Redactor0 2018-01-28
Was he going after them because he likes them young or just because his manipulation doesn't work on adults?
1 LadyVetinari 2018-01-28
Chicken or egg 🤔🤔🤔
1 snallygaster 2018-01-28
It seems like a mixture of both. He tried dating someone his age once (26 at the time), and it ended quickly and horribly because she had enough life experience to stand up for herself and get the fuck out when she had the opportunity. He still raped her tho
1 SocialistEphebophile 2018-01-28
I mean, it does seem smart to date someone who will do what you want.
1 grungebot5000 2018-01-28
so, which one's which?
1 grungebot5000 2018-01-28
why don't they just call Taylor a cuck
1 SocialistEphebophile 2018-01-28
Girls can't be cucks
1 grungebot5000 2018-01-28
but this one is, though
1 SocialistEphebophile 2018-01-28
I guess the transgender thing can cuck it all up for her
1 grungebot5000 2018-01-28
?
1 SocialistEphebophile 2018-01-28
I think she is transgender so maybe she can be a cuck
1 grungebot5000 2018-01-28
she used to be an ambiguous transtrender, I think she's just a depressed woman now tho
1 SocialistEphebophile 2018-01-28
Can't be a cuck if she is a woman. Being a cuck = having too many dicks in your woman.
1 lurker093287h 2018-01-28
/r/Cuckqueen?
1 Zaza9000 2018-01-28
https://www.reddit.com/r/Exposingfakepeople/comments/88x3g6/onision_and_his_vary_hard_fall_from_grace/?utm_source=reddit-android