It definitely takes true commitment. I'm moving to Syria because Starbucks fucked up my order and I joked about it in front of postironic friends. I can't back out now 🤷🏽♀️
i want to wait until the vagrants are desperate enough to engage in sexual congress for breadsticks
I see that dicksmear is a man of high class and education.
Sexual congress with vagrants aside, I would like to learn more about his family life - specifically about his father:
my dad watched this because he liked to stare at the men’s crotches, seeking out those tightly packed sausages struggling to burst from their shiny prisons.
if you remove sexual congress with vagrants from my family life, there won’t be much less to discuss. however, i’d be happy to discuss any specifics with you if you’d like
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1 scatmunchies 2018-01-29
Omg, you unironically live in Alabama. Kiss Your Sister.
1 wazzupnerds 2018-01-29
Rude
1 Lawgustmarck 2018-01-29
Sorry we forgot the correct way of putting it:
Dey derk yer jerb! Now ferk yer sister!
1 wazzupnerds 2018-01-29
Go past Birmingham to find that shit
1 Lawgustmarck 2018-01-29
Naw we all know Alabama is like that from top to bottom. At least you’re not porking your mom like some filthy Arkansas maggot.
1 wazzupnerds 2018-01-29
Map of the good areas of Alabama
1 BlueSerene 2018-01-29
Way to carefully skirt the active klan areas.
1 wabbit_1444 2018-01-29
U ain't lying. I've lived in Montgomery, Phenix City and Madison. The first two are shitholes.
1 BigDaddy_Delta 2018-01-29
Is this an accurate representation?
https://youtu.be/c8hwZ3iNcHc
1 shallowm 2018-01-29
What does it mean to ironically live somewhere?
1 LadyVetinari 2018-01-29
It definitely takes true commitment. I'm moving to Syria because Starbucks fucked up my order and I joked about it in front of postironic friends. I can't back out now 🤷🏽♀️
1 spirit_blast 2018-01-29
I see that dicksmear is a man of high class and education.
Sexual congress with vagrants aside, I would like to learn more about his family life - specifically about his father:
1 wazzupnerds 2018-01-29
u/dicksmear
1 dicksmear 2018-01-29
if you remove sexual congress with vagrants from my family life, there won’t be much less to discuss. however, i’d be happy to discuss any specifics with you if you’d like
1 spirit_blast 2018-01-29
Well for one thing, what brand and type of bread sticks are we talking about here?
1 dicksmear 2018-01-29
it depends on the vagrant and the sexual act involved. there’s a matrix i use, but in summary:
oral shenanigans: frozen breadsticks, cold. no sauce
vaginal penetration: papa john’s, hot. served with marinara sauce
butt stuff: pizza hut, double order, piping hot. served with ranch. can also substitute breadsticks for cinnamon sticks.
1 spirit_blast 2018-01-29
That sounds like a fair deal to me.
Really, you are providing a community service.
1 dicksmear 2018-01-29
fairness is my middle name. Dicksmear Fairness Vagrantfuck
1 OnlyRacistOnReddit 2018-01-29
You belong here.
1 dicksmear 2018-01-29
perhaps i’ll subscribe. lord knows the good people at r/huntsville haven’t been as receptive to my helpful commentary
1 aqouta 2018-01-29
Did you just link to one comment? Ffs
1 LadyVetinari 2018-01-29
The birds in the video were better at drama smh