Now that userpings are banned...

0  2018-01-30 by Googlaloo

I'm going back to /r/braincels. I want to be part of a community that is proud to be retarded and worthless, not afraid of it.

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I can only confidently guarantee that the prostitute you end up making tender love to (lol) will shower longer than she usually does after your 5 shameful minutes of disappointing her

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You think braincels has more losers than drama?

You’re a fucking idiot, kys

Wow rude

User pings aren’t banned!

You just can’t call people names in the ping. After they get here, harass away.

Duck 🦆 you scat munchies!

Now that user pings are banned...

What the motherfucking everloving hell is wrong with you slack-jawed, chuck-balled autists anyway?! In /r/drama being stupider than Donald Trump’s last dump is supposed to be an ACT not a lifestyle you aspire to... Jesus fucking Christ on a loaf of Wonder bread, just shut the fuck UP about this already!

This but unironically

Who the hell even are you?

Daucus carota is a biennial plant. In the first year, its rosette of leaves produces large amounts of sugars, which are stored in the taproot to provide energy for the plant to flower in the second year.

Seedlings shortly after germination Soon after germination, carrot seedlings show a distinct demarcation between taproot and stem: the stem is thicker and lacks lateral roots. At the upper end of the stem is the seed leaf. The first true leaf appears about 10–15 days after germination. Subsequent leaves are alternate (with a single leaf attached to a node), spirally arranged, and pinnately compound, with leaf bases sheathing the stem. As the plant grows, the bases of the seed leaves, near the taproot, are pushed apart. The stem, located just above the ground, is compressed and the internodes are not distinct. When the seed stalk elongates for flowering, the tip of the stem narrows and becomes pointed, and the stem extends upward to become a highly branched inflorescence up to 60–200 cm (20–80 in) tall.[21]

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