I don't give a fuck how much you call your flimsy delusions "enlightenment." There is no amount of ceaseless self-deception that will make you accept the charred hellscape of being a miserable useless destitute fucking junkie piece of shit. You know what you are, and it is deeply ugly on every level.
Thatβs the same reason Obama was immediately responsible for the economy being shit as soon as he took office. Itβs like trying to hold a political conversation with the guy from Memento.
I know, but it's dumb. People are literally standing up and clapping every 20 seconds or so.
Yeah it's a big circlejerk tbh. The real juicy parts are gonna be when the Democrats post their responses imo. Whoever does the best job is automatically gonna be considered the front-runner for 2020.
By the way, is it standard for the speaker to clap for himself?
Be fair, he had to do the president thing just after his son died from an infected blister aged 16. Also he was veep to Warren Harding, the original "blowjobs in the Oval Office" guy.
don't worry by the end of february he will be revealed to have raped a woman and have substance abuse problems, just like every other Kennedy man. and while that might mean he's a sure thing to the GOP. the Dem's will have 80 different women running for president in 2020
They're just creepy in general imo, it's like viewing a huge powerful echo chamber in the flesh, congratulating themselves over deciding the fate of the little people
Trump goes one day without shitting all over the floor and people praise him for being Presidential That's cool, I mean it only took my dog two weeks to learn how to do that and not a whole calendar year but yay progress.
He's such a hand-flapper that it seems like an achievement when he follows basic public speaking conventions. This is how low he's set the bar for himself.
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1 SnapshillBot 2018-01-31
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1 FlooferzMcPooferz 2018-01-31
Who hurt you snappy?
1 froibo 2018-01-31
That's boring. Just give me funny highlights.
1 allendrio 2018-01-31
i watched abit it was boring af "taking credit for historical trends & tax cuts solve everything" the speech.
1 piper06w 2018-01-31
Have you ever heard a SOTU speech. Thats all it ever is.
1 allendrio 2018-01-31
obamas IIRC was more everybody should get together in a big gay pile and have gay sex.
1 T_Dumbsford-Is-Sexy 2018-01-31
u/serialflamingo's fantasy lol π
1 mohkohnsepicgun 2018-01-31
But that sounds great.
1 allendrio 2018-01-31
no you dont get it, there would be darkies and hispanics in the piles, no seperate piles for different races.
1 froibo 2018-01-31
Finally fuck wypipo out of existence
1 holy_black_on_a_popo 2018-01-31
>gay sex pile
>fucking wypipo out of existence
wat
1 froibo 2018-01-31
They are going to be that bussy blasted.
1 pizzashill 2018-01-31
Historical trends don't exist in Republican reality.
1 rudest 2018-01-31
Thatβs the same reason Obama was immediately responsible for the economy being shit as soon as he took office. Itβs like trying to hold a political conversation with the guy from Memento.
1 TheButtholeOfBravery 2018-01-31
He accidentally said the word "Opamacare"
1 grungebot5000 2018-01-31
ahhhahahaha
1 ABSOLUTELY__BASED 2018-01-31
TRUMP STATUS
β» Not finished
β #FINISHED
1 rewind45 2018-01-31
He said the words "beautiful clean coal" so that was pretty funny.
1 allendrio 2018-01-31
Who wants to bet on how many times he says great & fake news? im betting 12 on great 3 on fake news
1 T_Dumbsford-Is-Sexy 2018-01-31
Those estimates are more conservative than the Heritage Foundation lol.
1 allendrio 2018-01-31
yeah i undershot great by a huuuge amount.
1 shallowm 2018-01-31
Why is clapping every few sentences a thing?
1 scatmunchies 2018-01-31
Without the approval, heβll start getting angry and ranty.
1 LSU_Coonass 2018-01-31
t. never watched a sotu before
1 froibo 2018-01-31
t. serious replies to easy jokes
1 loli_esports 2018-01-31
Americans clap at everything
1 Soundteq 2018-01-31
That's not tr- ππππππ
1 shallowm 2018-01-31
*Americlaps
1 froibo 2018-01-31
Cause ππΏ this ππΏ is ππΏ America
1 Pickled_Kagura 2018-01-31
DIGITAL BLACKFACE ALERT
1 T_Dumbsford-Is-Sexy 2018-01-31
It's pretty standard to clap after every big statement in all SOTUs.
1 shallowm 2018-01-31
I know, but it's dumb. People are literally standing up and clapping every 20 seconds or so.
By the way, is it standard for the speaker to clap for himself right next to the microphone? I haven't watched many of these, so I'm not sure.
1 T_Dumbsford-Is-Sexy 2018-01-31
Yeah it's a big circlejerk tbh. The real juicy parts are gonna be when the Democrats post their responses imo. Whoever does the best job is automatically gonna be considered the front-runner for 2020.
Yeah, if they're on the same party.
1 shallowm 2018-01-31
Sorry, I worded that badly. I meant the person speaking (the president), not the Speaker of the House.
1 T_Dumbsford-Is-Sexy 2018-01-31
I don't really recall Obama doing it tbh or I might just be misremembering stuff.
1 CucksLoveTrump 2018-01-31
Not really, no. Trump is just doing his thing.
1 froibo 2018-01-31
When has a speaker not been on the same party as himself?
1 T_Dumbsford-Is-Sexy 2018-01-31
It happens all the time. Paul Ryan was the Speaker of the House for 6 of Obama's 8 years. Also r u havin'a stroke m8?
1 froibo 2018-01-31
I think he meant the literal speaker of the speech u fukin cunt
1 T_Dumbsford-Is-Sexy 2018-01-31
Pls no bulli π’
1 LightUmbra 2018-01-31
U r ugly
1 T_Dumbsford-Is-Sexy 2018-01-31
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1 LightUmbra 2018-01-31
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1 T_Dumbsford-Is-Sexy 2018-01-31
It's like I'm back in school again π (I was homeschooled)
1 LightUmbra 2018-01-31
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1 DannyLee90 2018-01-31
rude, but fair
1 mohkohnsepicgun 2018-01-31
Woodrow Wilson may have been schizophrenic...
1 grungebot5000 2018-01-31
what about βSilent Calβ? obvious crazy person
1 mohkohnsepicgun 2018-01-31
Be fair, he had to do the president thing just after his son died from an infected blister aged 16. Also he was veep to Warren Harding, the original "blowjobs in the Oval Office" guy.
1 CucksLoveTrump 2018-01-31
Kennedy is doing pretty good. Idk when all the other ones are gonna go tho
1 T_Dumbsford-Is-Sexy 2018-01-31
Yeah. Mf is slaying it lol. Don't remember anyone doing it so well in the recent past.
1 trjb 2018-01-31
Not another Kennedy omg
1 lickedTators 2018-01-31
Well the first one didn't get to finish his, so I think it's fair.
1 grungebot5000 2018-01-31
we didnβt even get one full kennedy
besides jfk, the others were either also shot, or just plain defective
1 SWIMsfriend 2018-01-31
don't worry by the end of february he will be revealed to have raped a woman and have substance abuse problems, just like every other Kennedy man. and while that might mean he's a sure thing to the GOP. the Dem's will have 80 different women running for president in 2020
1 T_Dumbsford-Is-Sexy 2018-01-31
I think you meant to reply to u/trjb lol
1 grungebot5000 2018-01-31
yo, JFKβs ladies let him do it
1 grungebot5000 2018-01-31
they donβt want to get thrown in gulag
1 fingerpaintswithpoop 2018-01-31
BECAUSE πππ WE πππ CAN πππ
1 loli_esports 2018-01-31
wheres the memo
1 mohkohnsepicgun 2018-01-31
Have you checked your anus?
1 loli_esports 2018-01-31
WOw epic you #gotmee
1 mohkohnsepicgun 2018-01-31
Yes, yes I did.
1 BIknkbtKitNwniS 2018-01-31
Seems really dystopian.
Trump says one sentence, everyone stands up and applauds for 10 seconds. Repeat.
1 Eternal_Mr_Bones 2018-01-31
I hear this is the first time ppl have clapped at a SOTU
1 grungebot5000 2018-01-31
ONLY 2 PPL IN HISTORY have hard their OWN SYMBOLS:
TRUMP πεππΌββοΈ &OBAMA πεπ
stop the cycle WRITE YOUR CONGRESS TODAY
write your congressman
1 T_Dumbsford-Is-Sexy 2018-01-31
Lmao π
1 LSU_Coonass 2018-01-31
t. never watched a sotu before
1 snallygaster 2018-01-31
They're just creepy in general imo, it's like viewing a huge powerful echo chamber in the flesh, congratulating themselves over deciding the fate of the little people
1 CucksLoveTrump 2018-01-31
Never seen a state of the union before, son?
1 Gladbach10 2018-01-31
Please tell me you're still in high school or something.
1 TheButtholeOfBravery 2018-01-31
"sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniiiiiiiiffffff" - Daddy Trump
1 TheButtholeOfBravery 2018-01-31
Daddy Trump πππ was thicc as fugg tonight and he knows it ππππ
1 MG87 2018-01-31
Trump goes one day without shitting all over the floor and people praise him for being Presidential That's cool, I mean it only took my dog two weeks to learn how to do that and not a whole calendar year but yay progress.
1 snallygaster 2018-01-31
He's such a hand-flapper that it seems like an achievement when he follows basic public speaking conventions. This is how low he's set the bar for himself.