turns out Stormy costs more than $130,000

10  2018-01-31 by grungebot5000

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Um, you forgot a period. Perhaps you'll have your first period next year.

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someone ping, like, /u/nanonan or /u/IvankaTrumpIsMyWaifu or something, i don't remember who all actually kept linking the letter

Dang, I was going to ping /u/nanonan cause he reacted strongly to this last time, but you already did. I guess /u/captainpriapismi s always an option but he is from Australia, so who cares what he thinks anyway?

I'm also from the greatest continent on Earth, but yeah whatever.

G'day!

you havent called enough people cunts to make it obvious i guess

You're retarded

Yeah but at least I didn't fall for that shit

paying pornstars for sex

Beta af lmao

well, the extra money was just to get away with it

Pretty sure she peed on him daddy too lmao

Are you an ed buttered toast alt?

Yup. Temp account for now. Will use a similar name acc if admjns don't reply and reverse it.

Fight the power!

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It's ok to shitpost in emojis πŸ‘Œ

It's called the delayed payment program.

Imagine not only paying a pornstar for sex, but forging a document in which said pornstar denies she slept with you.

Trump is well beyond beta.

yeah but what woman is going to stick around for his ivanka fantasies?

I can't take this hole Stormy drama seriously because I always think of Stormy from Sealab 2021 when they mention her.

she’s bizarro Stormy

she's a porn star, so in terms of personality that's probably not far off

Should have just killed her and took his money back like in GTA

but he already had a 3-star rating

i can't believe how much i sound like the daddy defense squad here, but if I was a washed up porn star enjoying an unexpected Monica Lewinsky moment, "I don't know, I don't remember" is exactly what I would say to prolong the attention when asked directly whether or not the document was fake. I'm not sure this is anything other than her trying to get someone to pay her for the scoop

the whole thing is just circus. you think anyone gives a fuck that silvio berlusconi had a harem? all the politicians have fuccbois/girls. power is an aphrodisiac.

when democrats want to leave power they do a dick pic (weiner), get a bj (clinton), if a republican does it (even to a kid) nobody cares.

dunno why.

Weiner actually got in trouble with everybody though. Because he was REALLY bad at sending dick pics

Silvio did stuff with an underaged girl though.

didnt know that

honestly i think you read this wrong

it's not so much "idk idr" as it is "I didn't write that, and don't know who did"

The whole thing is kind of lame.

I'm definitely older than the Reddit average demographic and I didn't give a shit when Bill Clinton was giving a fat intern a bukkake bath in the Oval office. I mean, really who gives a shit?

I mean, I know that people are all hypocritical assholes whenever it comes to their "team" and all but this is hardly even interesting, "Yes a really rich guy had sex with a porn star 10 years ago. BOY I AM SHOCKED".

I don't know if you can feel the sarcasm seeping through the screen there or not, but I definitely typed while rolling my eyes.