Slut tries to fuck her way through Fetlife. Discovers she fucked a child molester.

45  2018-01-31 by IAintThatGuy

33 comments

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So what exactly is the point of this comment? Statistically, dude is guilty of it.

STATISTICAL GUILT

u/okcupid--

If I accused you of rape you'd statistically be guilty of it because most accusations of rape aren't (provably) false. Do you now see why no one takes STATISTICAL GUILT seriously?

statistically speaking, all r/drama users are socialists

Hey >:(

statistically speaking, all r/drama users are socialists

Autists*

In many cultures, it was tradition for the parents to play a significant part in the mate selection process. It seems like common sense after reading threads like this, but it appears absent in modern thought; our ancestors knew THOTs gonna THOT.

Who could have known Fetlife is like catnip for sex offenders?

Well, we all know male feminists are sex offenders. There's some new data that suggests similar types of people are drawn to sites such as Fetlife.

new data

nothing new about common sense

I'm shocked. SHOCKED.

Where's that WhyWeNeedIslam guy when you need him?

Sexual promiscuity is bad

This but unironically

"Icky. Gross."

Icky

God I hate this shit.

It's ok to have trigger words.

He went over to a friend’s house and molested their 12 year old daughter and laughed at her as she started crying. I have no idea why he isn’t in prison right now but I’m so disgusted. I sent him a long text telling him how disgusting he is and then blocked him.

i cant believe someone on fetlife would go and kinkshame like that

laughed at her as she started crying

What fetish is that? Do pedophiles on Tor have some kind of "funniest home videos" category on their websites?

good question. /u/riemann1413, this seems like your area of expertise, care to weigh in?

hey man i just let guys fuck my gf that aint child molestin

i mean, modding a subreddit if youre over the age of 16 is arguably worse than being a child molester, i was just trying to give you the benefit of the doubt

thx 4 recognizing the hustle, fam

Degenerate

At least he has a gurlfriend.

Probably just pure sadism t b h

Why would the news article even have that detail?

A molester on fetlife? Color me shocked.

"It's like throwing a picnic at the beach and getting pissed when the seagulls show up"

"personality is important, women can just smell it on a guy when there's something wrong with him! That's why misogynistic incels can't get a date!"

Oh actually, turns out when it comes to Chad women take a 'fuck first and ask questions later' stance. Score one for incels.