If guys can examine, compare and talk their dick talk in the locker rooms, why should us girls feel any different about taking a look down under our skirts for a change?
My bros tell me to moisturize their penis with my mouth often. I do it because I don't want to seem like the odd one out, but truthfully I do because I love sucking dick.
Careful. Some girl power gamer will code a virus. Youāll have your chefbot making dinner and then itāll try to cut yo wang off while chanting Madam President.
>incels get an outlet for their sexual frustration, leading to a reduction in right-wing extremism and mental illness
>radical leftists get mad
>lazy slobs have a way to improve their situation without paying for a housecleaning service and chef
>we get to spectate on the fallout
Na, as humanity moves forward drama naturally increases. The most vicious drama imaginable is when everyone in the world agrees on almost everything and then arguments over the best color of bow tie blossom into global war.
The usual suspects were already pushing for bans on this stuff when it was still in the planning stages. Expect them to turn it up to eleven in the near future.
Looks like the company is just trying to get people to buy their shitty app. I figure there's going to be a big market for male sex robots, too. Let's not leave the ladies out of the future.
āIāve dated around six women in my entire lifeā says Jan Kunchai, an engineer at RealBotix, āand all six cheated on me, Iām six for six like Jordan. Anyways i thought it would be a good idea to create a robot that can cook and clean so i donāt have to get cheated on anymore, the next step would probably be a sex robot that can reproduceā.
Women are subhuman filth who can only inherit wealth from men, not create it themselves. It's like when Sargon of Akkad takes credit for Rome being built. You didn't build that!
You can tell just from the title of the article that it's a fake or the inventors are delusional. Unfortunately, we are many years away from this technology
I think that they need to iron out one last detail: the smell.
When I spread a woman's legs, I can't help but put my nose up to her muff and inhale as deeply as possible. When I put her on her knees and bend her over, I can't bear the thought of not shoving my nose right up to her cornhole and taking in that rich, oaky aroma.
Once they can engineer her to have her own smell, we can talk.
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1 SnapshillBot 2018-01-31
The people involved here probably don't even respect bussy all that much.
Snapshots:
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1 Lawgustmarck 2018-01-31
This is good for feminism.
1 DRAMA_IS_FOR_NERDS 2018-01-31
/u/aliceunknown /u/LadyVetinari ayyy lmao
1 LadyVetinari 2018-01-31
FEMOIDS RESIGNED š±
guess im gonna go jump now
1 DRAMA_IS_FOR_NERDS 2018-01-31
https://babe.net/2018/01/31/there-are-five-vagina-types-and-this-is-what-yours-says-about-you-31456
1 cheeZetoastee 2018-01-31
Now THIS is high quality journalism
1 POST_BUSSY 2018-01-31
I'm pretty sure guys don't do that
1 ndizzIe 2018-01-31
look bro it's just locker š room š¦talk ššš nothing to get worried about š
1 POST_BUSSY 2018-01-31
My bros tell me to moisturize their penis with my mouth often. I do it because I don't want to seem like the odd one out, but truthfully I do because I love sucking dick.
1 DRAMA_IS_FOR_NERDS 2018-01-31
/u/wazzupnerds
1 zergling_Lester 2018-01-31
Shhhh don't mansplain.
1 boyoyoyoyong 2018-01-31
Whelp looks like 2019 is the year of my divorce
1 nqtbty 2018-01-31
Your wife is going to leave you for iChad?
1 westofthetracks 2018-01-31
no one is buying that youre married
1 accounttttttttt 2018-01-31
i would unironically buy one of these
1 Lawgustmarck 2018-01-31
Careful. Some girl power gamer will code a virus. Youāll have your chefbot making dinner and then itāll try to cut yo wang off while chanting Madam President.
1 Socrates2x 2018-01-31
Believe it or not, some guys are into that.
1 male_feminest 2018-01-31
u should have gone with 'this is my fetish'
1 zergling_Lester 2018-01-31
Diversity is the spice of life.
1 westofthetracks 2018-01-31
you say that like its a bad thing
1 broden 2018-01-31
1 Why_We_Need_Islam 2018-01-31
Convert to Islam
Marry a Muslim woman and get pretty much the same benefits
Get more in heaven after dying
???
Allahu Akbar
1 snallygaster 2018-01-31
>incels get an outlet for their sexual frustration, leading to a reduction in right-wing extremism and mental illness
>radical leftists get mad
>lazy slobs have a way to improve their situation without paying for a housecleaning service and chef
>we get to spectate on the fallout
Sounds pretty great if you ask me!
1 TheRootinTootinPutin 2018-01-31
It's good for humanity though, which is almost never good for drama :(
1 aqouta 2018-01-31
Na, as humanity moves forward drama naturally increases. The most vicious drama imaginable is when everyone in the world agrees on almost everything and then arguments over the best color of bow tie blossom into global war.
1 POST_BUSSY 2018-01-31
As the robots and AI take our jobs, we will have to fall back on the one thing they can't do: manufacture drama.
1 Senator_Chickpea 2018-01-31
I can imagine incels fucking this up with some jaw-dropping display of spurious logic and self-defeat.
1 Socrates2x 2018-01-31
The usual suspects were already pushing for bans on this stuff when it was still in the planning stages. Expect them to turn it up to eleven in the near future.
1 Assy-McGee 2018-01-31
mod of drama can't greentext
shame
1 cimarafa 2018-01-31
gt only works if you have the horrific subreddit themes enabled and are on pc.
1 Wtfct 2018-01-31
LOL SOMEONES NOT HAPPY.
1 parameciidae 2018-01-31
Looks like the company is just trying to get people to buy their shitty app. I figure there's going to be a big market for male sex robots, too. Let's not leave the ladies out of the future.
1 TheRootinTootinPutin 2018-01-31
You're forgetting, of course, the most prominent market: gay men. Finally, a homofascist army of snappily dressed robot men can be realized
1 rewind45 2018-01-31
This shit is gonna happen. We are gonna live in a sci fi world.
1 SAC-Lawn_Gnome 2018-01-31
wtf
1 VidiotGamer 2018-01-31
Everything on the internet is totally true.
1 SAC-Lawn_Gnome 2018-01-31
Yes, it is
1 broden 2018-01-31
Yeah, the more likely scenario is that this Chad ghosted these roasties the moment he got bored with them.
1 TheButtholeOfBravery 2018-01-31
1 PURINBOYS2002 2018-01-31
Best Jordan reference of all time. Entire genre of hip hop step it up.
1 MERCYLOVER163 2018-01-31
Translation: Iv dated no one and you should buy my shit
1 Chin_Up_Chick 2018-01-31
I think after being cheated on like the 5th time you lose my sympathy and I start to think it's probably your fault.
1 EarnestNoMeta 2018-01-31
This is good for bussycoin
1 stevemisor 2018-01-31
"Huzlers.com is the most infamous fauxtire & satire entertainment website in the world. If it's trending on social media you'll find it here!"
Parody website Einsteins
1 Chicup 2018-01-31
My Roombas get stuck under my couch and people think we are getting Asmovian robots next year? This is why we need to go back to a monarchy.
1 westofthetracks 2018-01-31
what is this even supposed to mean
1 Eternal_Mr_Bones 2018-01-31
It's not real rubber.
1 aliceunknown 2018-01-31
Too bad you goys will be too poor to be able to afford one. Kind of like how you're too poor to to afford me. ^ __ ^
1 VidiotGamer 2018-01-31
I got 20 pieces of silver that says otherwise.
1 Wtfct 2018-01-31
ACTIVE IN THESE COMMUNITIES
r/childfree
1 aliceunknown 2018-01-31
Shut up goy.
1 Wtfct 2018-01-31
Very rude.
1 Starship_Litterbox_B 2018-01-31
Women are subhuman filth who can only inherit wealth from men, not create it themselves. It's like when Sargon of Akkad takes credit for Rome being built. You didn't build that!
1 AlohaWarrior34 2018-01-31
REEEEEEEEEEEEmales!!
1 uniqueguy263 2018-01-31
This site is actually fake news. I'm not memeing. Look at the other articles, it's designed to stir up shit
1 Wtfct 2018-01-31
delete your comment now.
1 uniqueguy263 2018-01-31
Their shit isn't even funny, it's just the worst type of clickbait
1 Wtfct 2018-01-31
why dont you make like a tree and go away.
1 snallygaster 2018-01-31
You can tell just from the title of the article that it's a fake or the inventors are delusional. Unfortunately, we are many years away from this technology
1 uniqueguy263 2018-01-31
I mean there's not end as joke here this is just designed to be shared outragedly
1 snallygaster 2018-01-31
I hope it works!
1 Katcac 2018-01-31
Finally T_D users can get girlfriends.
1 wokeaspie 2018-01-31
Who needs that fancy shit when all you have to do is duct tape a fleshlight to a roomba? Roasties BTFO
1 Potatoe_away 2018-01-31
Spread some coco powder on the ground, hit spot clean, and enjoy the ride.
1 Rubitinwhydontyou 2018-01-31
I think that they need to iron out one last detail: the smell.
When I spread a woman's legs, I can't help but put my nose up to her muff and inhale as deeply as possible. When I put her on her knees and bend her over, I can't bear the thought of not shoving my nose right up to her cornhole and taking in that rich, oaky aroma.
Once they can engineer her to have her own smell, we can talk.
1 Wtfct 2018-01-31
I assume there will be a French women version.
You know Napoleon would ask his wife Josephine not to shower anymore because he would be arriving in a few weeks.
1 westofthetracks 2018-01-31
thats pretty gay dude ngl
1 wtfuxlolwut 2018-01-31
Fake news (unfortunately)
1 life_is_painfull 2018-01-31
A ROBOT that cook is a big deal. I doubt it will exist in 2019.
1 maxiaveli 2018-01-31
I'll just be happy with one of these.
https://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=38051