If this post get 100 upvotes, I'll delete pizzashill

184  2018-01-31 by Prysorra

49 comments

This, but unironically.

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Don'tπŸ‘deleteπŸ‘theπŸ‘lowcows

To be a lolcow, you have to be funny to laugh at and not just really annoying

He's actually one of my favorite lolcows. He frequently gets eaten alive by his own in other subs because he isn't a big enough SJW for them, but he also gets eaten alive here because he's pretty retarded. Love the guy.

He's pretty much you're standard "both sides are bad" guy. He supports Clinton because she's a moderate and hates Sanders supporters because he thinks they're all sjws.

u/pizzashill is so easy to trigger. You just point out that, I don't know, Mommy has been directly responsible for the suspicious deaths of 165 people.

Loves Hillary. Hates women.

He's probably Patton Oswalt in real life.

He's one of my favourites too because I'm lazy and he's easy to trigger. Nobody else gives so much sperg for such little effort.

WIDE, WIDE THOTS.

IM DELETING YOU, DADDY!πŸ˜­πŸ‘‹

β–ˆβ–ˆ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10% complete.....

β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% complete....

β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 60% complete....

β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ] 99% complete.....

🚫ERROR!🚫 πŸ’―TrueπŸ’― Daddies are irreplaceable πŸ’–I could never delete you Daddy!πŸ’– Send this to ten other πŸ‘ͺDaddiesπŸ‘ͺ who give you πŸ’¦cummiesπŸ’¦ Or never get called ☁️squishy☁️ again❌❌😬😬❌❌ If you get 0 Back: no cummies for you πŸš«πŸš«πŸ‘Ώ 3 back: you're squishyβ˜οΈπŸ’¦ 5 back: you're daddy's kittenπŸ˜½πŸ‘ΌπŸ’¦ 10+ back: DaddyπŸ˜›πŸ˜›πŸ’•πŸ’•πŸ’¦πŸ‘…πŸ‘…

I found this arousing.

Pedo

We haven't had a solid lolcow since jewdank

pizza shill is controlled by ((zionists))

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Triple_parentheses

It's TRIPLE you fucking waste of oxygen. Stop breathing!

Triple parentheses

The use of triple parentheses or triple brackets, also known as an (((echo))), is an antisemitic symbol that has been used to highlight the names of individuals of a Jewish background. The practice originated from the alt-right blog The Right Stuff; the blog's editors have explained that the symbol is meant to symbolize that the historic actions of Jews had caused their surnames to "echo throughout history." The triple parentheses have been adopted as an online stigma by antisemites, neo-Nazis, and white nationalists to identify individuals of Jewish background as targets for online harassment, such as Jewish political journalists critical of Donald Trump during his 2016 election campaign.

Use of the notation was brought to mainstream attention by an article posted by Mic in June 2016. The reports also led Google to pull a browser extension meant to automatically place the "echo" notation around Jewish names on web pages, and the notation being classified as a form of hate speech by the Anti-Defamation League.


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Fisting

Fisting, handballing, fist-fucking, brachiovaginal, or brachioproctic insertion is a sexual activity that involves inserting a hand into the vagina or rectum. Once insertion is complete, the fingers are either clenched into a fist or kept straight. Fisting may be performed without a partner, but it is most often a partnered activity.


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but it is most often a partnered activity.

<generic comment about Trump>

hmmm ....

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hentai

Hentai

Hentai (倉態 or γΈγ‚“γŸγ„) listen English: (lit. "pervert") is a word of Japanese origin which is short for (倉態性欲, hentai seiyoku); a perverse sexual desire. The original meaning of Hentai in the Japanese language is a transformation or a metamorphosis. The implication of perversion or paraphilia was derived from there.


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That's some pretty weird shit

Hmmmmmm

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coprophilia?wprov=sfla1

Felching

Felching is a sexual practice involving the act of orally sucking semen out of the anus of one's partner. The act of sucking semen out of a vagina is known as creampie eating.


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MMMmmmm, my favorite!

Felching is for plebs. Live a little.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Figging

Figging

Figging is the practice of inserting a piece of skinned ginger root into the anus or the vagina of a person. It has been used as a means of punishment. It is also used as a BDSM practice.


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Imagine sticking your own fist up your ass.

Lol @ how none of her arms or feet are visible, whoever drew that knew how to half-arse it.

If you summon the u/WikiTextBot with a wikipedia link about the wikitextbot will it become self aware?

I like pizzashill

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Ew

It's okay to be a lolcow

imma order a pizza

Only 9 more to go !

Time to pay up

I delete YOU

You leave my favorite radical centrist alone.

#pizzashillDefenseForce

If you think Pizzashill, a far left shill, is "radical centrist" you're fucking retarded and should bathe with a toaster

generally far leftists don't wholeheartedly support neoliberals like Clinton.

"far left shill" pass me some of the meth you're smoking.

On that, how would you classify yourself politically?

I'm a "hate everyone but the GOP is so far removed from reality not supporting the democratic party is an active threat to the future of the country."

far left shill

daily reminder that dramatards are politically illiterate

daily reminder that dramatards are politically illiterate

You could argue he is a long term radical centrist, being megalefty to balance out his family's right disease. This the true saviour of us all, like pizza. Pizza is the centrist food of the world. Every country has it, its round and for sharing. Pizzashill is the hero we need.

delet vagene

AGREED