Pensioner, 80, 'pushed entire arm into cow's rectum and masturbated'

39  2018-02-01 by [deleted]

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22 comments

1  toynbeeidea16 2018-02-01

Oh goodie. It isn't bad enough that (((people))) around here confuse /r/drama with /r/nottheonion, now mods are stickying it.

1  shitpost953 2018-02-01

/r/nottheonion is too strict they wouldn't allow this shit.

1  froibo 2018-02-01

This is relevant to my interests.

1  wazzupnerds 2018-02-01

Oh look we have new u/MasterLawls

1  shitpost953 2018-02-01

When masterlawlz sticks one arm inside a heifer and masturbates with the other get back to me.

1  wazzupnerds 2018-02-01

At least he sticked good shit

1  shitpost953 2018-02-01

hot take

1  better_bot 2018-02-01

Stop being bigoted against rural whites.

1  ironicshitpostr 2018-02-01

Would they accept carfentanyl as an apology?

1  JumbledFun 2018-02-01

Is he welsh?

1  in_hazmat_suit 2018-02-01

u/serialflamingo gross! why did you do this?

1  serialflamingo 2018-02-01

Cows are girls, this isn't me.

1  in_hazmat_suit 2018-02-01

I was talking about you tempting the simple farmer with your cow-bussy 😉

1  Matues49 2018-02-01

[MFW she says she's a virgin but takes it elbow-deep on the first try](https://metrouk2.files.wordpress.com/2018/01/pri_67631411.jpg?w=620&h=833&crop=1}

1  Trapsarentgayyy 2018-02-01

Mod this madcunt

1  boyoyoyoyong 2018-02-01

maybe the cows shouldn't dress so provocatively

1  HadakaApron 2018-02-01

Ewwwww, old people are gross.

1  GuillotinesNOW 2018-02-01

This is current year and there is no place for kinkshaming.

1  Cycloptichorn 2018-02-01

This is news? I mean, who hasn't done that before amirite

1  Iamnotone 2018-02-01

I already posted this.

1  shitpost953 2018-02-01

So you did.. my mistake

http://metro.co.uk/2018/01/31/pensioner-80-pushed-entire-arm-cows-rectum-masturbated-7276619/?ito=mweb-trending3

This garbage on the end of URLs lately stops it from coming up as a repost

1  niexx 2018-02-01

lad