/r/Political"Humor" post criticizes Fox News and CNN. But don't worry, there are plenty of people in the comments to explain how comparing the two means you're literally evil and a Russian bot.

77  2018-02-01 by MisterHundred

59 comments

What if.....CNN and Fox ARE Russian bots🤔

I'm sorry, I can't let you do that, Comrade.

They both sick but how fucking retarded do you have to be to think CNN is worse than Fox News, like most conservatives would be able to admit how conservative leaning and biased Fox News it

That's just it though. Fox And MSNBC are blatantly biased about politics to the point that you'd have to be retarded to not realize it. CNN, on the other hand, is far more subtle about their biases and generally dishonest. If you're not careful you might mistake them for some sort of journalistic fact dispensary, rather than another infotainment channel manufacturing controversy and fake news for ratings.

Anyone who thinks there is any actual value beyond simple entertainment to any 24hr new channel is deluded and needs a reality check.

It's like r/politics vs r/the_donald, one at least admits it's a circle-jerk of conspiracy theories, the other pretends it's not.

Which do you think is more insidious?

Sure, CNN has had crap programming and content because they try to toe the line between entertainment and news, but they are far more objective than Fox.

/u/BabylonLiaison just a check: when was the last time you watched Fox News?

What's Fox News?

Fair and Balanced™

Are you gonna answer the question? Because I think I know the answer

I just turned it on and this was on it: https://i.imgur.com/r0zrNhC.jpg

So, I'm just going with "never". You just like to parrot talking points which is, ironically, what both networks do when there isn't any actual news on.

Well, the important thing is you found a way to feel superior to both.

No idea what you're talking about. I watch both so I can see what the talking points are for both sides. You should watch Tucker sometime. He's a huge troll and can be pretty funny. Cuomo talks too much for me. The prime time CNN lineup needs some work but at least they don't have anyone as sanctimonious as Hannity

That's the difference between us: you watch for trolling and I watch for news.

I can certainly see why you would prefer Fox News if you're political stance is whatever upsets liberals.

You shouldn't be "watching" anything for news. "Political commentators" don't provide you news, they deliver spin.

I can certainly see why you would prefer Fox News if your political stance is whatever upsets liberals.

Did I say that? I said I like trolling. It'a hilarious that you're making these assumptions. I'm an NPR donor. They provide actual news and disclose when they have on political commentators and who pays them so you can see the spin coming.

Educate yourself. The party is always trying to play you, regardless of if they call themselves Democrats or Republicans or Labour or whatever

Lol, your assumptions are even funnier. But don't let me interrupt your fart sniffing.

What did I assume, son? I expect you to dodge this one as well, little girl

Your son is a little girl?

Well, you could've just taken the L and moved on but now I have to drop something on you

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Not an argument

Arguments aren't a race.

Races aren't 24/7 news channels

Prove it.

News channels aren't a social construct. Boom

“You only watch news for trolling! Woah... did you just make an assumption about me!?”

News just in, yup breaking news. According to sources, it has been confirmed BabylonLiason is a mouthbreahing brainlet.

This is really embarrassing for you.

Jesus, it is sad that you think your projecting isn't obvious.

The fact that you watch network news for actual news should literally embarrass you

The fact you believe anything on the internet means you should have been an abortion.

Wew

So were you born retarded, or did your mom just drop you on the head one too many times?

FAS

What the hell does “watching for trolling” even mean lmao???

The guy literally said he watches Tucker because he trolls...

No, he said Tucker is a troll, not that he only watches FN for trolling.

at least they don't have anyone as sanctimonious as Hannity

I can't stand that guy. It was barely palatable when it was Fish Face (RIP) and Choir Boy, but now that it's just Choir Boy I'm scratching my head wondering who is paying for advertising in his time slot. My local talk radio ditched him and does local programming from 3 to 6 now and it's much more enjoyable.

talks too much for me.

It's a 24 hour news network, blabbing without end is their business model.

Holy shit take your DAE LE BOTH SIDES and neck yourself.

The most important thing here is to STOP DOWNVOTING THE LOLCOWS DON'T LET THE (INSERT HATED NETWORK) WIN!

Tfw when you’re unironically (I think) caping for Fox News ಠ_ಠ

You should read the rest of the thread

The linked one or this thread?

The rest of my replies to that guy

Thoughts on the state of the union fampie

It was mostly vague feel-good bullshit in lieu of an actual detailed plan to tackle any part of his agenda, so pretty much every State of the Union.

Though it was funny watching Trump pick the most widely-supported, inoffensive things to praise and watch Democrats scowl and remain seated as he espoused some of the most popular positions in the country. And whoever last calibrated the Pelosi bot needs to revisit her facial actuators.

Inshallah brother.

Hey dude, I'm a dirty Papist. How can I be a heretic?

U R back!

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Y-your back?

fucking lol

why you gotta do him like that dawg

Like the other comment says, it was vague, boring bullshit. That's even more obvious by the distinct lack of reeeeeeeeeeee from center and left media / people and the lackluster praise from the right.

r/politicalhumor is the kind of venue that could be vastly improved by a spree shooting, if only it were an actual physical place.

I'm sure you're so well informed about the media, sport.

Is that supposed to be Chabanais' alt account?