Guy wants to kill all Trumpets. Goes to SPS to rationally and calmly explain why a redcap-roundup would be a good thing.

37  2018-02-01 by Ultrashitpost

SPS thread in question.

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Big thanks to /u/ihaveameathammer

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He's not wrong tbh

indeed

You mean swedistan? They'd hate that

swedistan hyuck hyuck

Kys

Can you translate that to squiggles pls? Am swede

لماؤ

1000 redcaps would fix Sweden.

/u/ihaveameathammer it sounds like you need a friend that will understand your struggle against the oppressive Trump regime. We at /r/drama are sympathetic to your desire for mayocide and would like to hold a strategy meeting if you are available?

You fucking mongs can’t ping right.

/u/ihavaneathammer YO! My retarded friends have questions for you but they can’t spell your name. Can you please come here and splain life to them?

Damn it. I copy and pasted the OP. /u/Ultrashitpost kys

That was your first mistake. /u/ultrashitpost is a known idiot and autistic incel. Never copy his ping.

Your second mistake was breathing. Now hold your breath for 5 minutes.

I bet I could do 10 minutes! Time me!

I'm not an incel, bby.

Which is precisely what an incel in denial would say!

Nuh uh, i'm a proud convicted sex offender.

Getting convicted for having underage pics of your own bussy shouldn’t count.

No, but fucking a stray dog does

You have brought shame to your family Abdul. Only goats and camels are halal as per the prophet Mohammed PBUH.

Actually the Quran says nothing about bestiality, so all animals are halal (except dogs and pigs)

too damn many Trump supporters are calling for armed revolt if he's made to face the same fucking laws

I mean I'm sure the T_D base might sperg about that, but I doubt any Republicans are going to back him if it turns out he actually did something illegal.

Ofc it's a Senate committee perjury trap like what they got Bill Clinton with I'd imagine people might be upset.

It isn't the T-D base I was referring to, but rather the far right militia fringe that's talking about taking up arms if Trump is impeached.... even a fraction of the 20 to 60 thousand members carrying out such a threat could mean some real death and destruction ...

20 to 60 thousand members

Citation needed.

Also weren't these the same people who said the same thing if Obama got elected?

Not that it matters since it seems you want to kill them all anyway.

I'm too tired to go digging through the ADL website so here's this https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Militia_organizations_in_the_United_States

Actually they were saying that if Hillary got elected, but since she wasn't we don't know if any or how many would have

Actually they were saying that if Hillary got elected, but since she wasn't we don't know if any or how many would have

Dude how the fuck can you believe this unironically?

They ALWAYS say they are going to do shit if XYZ happens, then they NEVER do anything. It's essentially LARPing for Rightwingers. Not to mention a bunch of the groups are under surviellance by the Feds.

But let me guess, this is the first election you were old enough to vote in?

LMAO actually no, I'm retired military with grown children in the military... I wonder how many people thought Timothy McVeigh was LARPing before he bombed the Murrah building?

I'm retired military

Is that where you learned genociding groups of people was ok, so long as they were considered 'enemies' of the US?

I wonder how many people thought Timothy McVeigh was LARPing before he bombed the Murrah building?

One man with a bomb does not an army of rightwing paramilitary groups make.

Actually he was part of a right wing militia, if you read about the case there were others sentenced over the construction of the truck bomb... he just became the name everyone remembers.... I haven't said anything about "enemies of the state" but look at how the Bundy stand off and the
malheur wildlife refuge standoff played out... couple that with the fact we now have a president treating the FBI as some deepstate enemy of the government.... to me at least its plausible that some of these fringe groups could be emboldened to do something really bad that gets innocent people hurt.... and if they do I'm just saying if they want to be enemy combatants, then they should be treated as such.

So you're just the inverse of the right-wing people fantasizing about shooting violent antifa in a revolution?

Why didn't you just say so?

Fantasize? No... hell I hope your right and they're just a bunch of fat fuckers LARPing.... but if some of these groups to decide to "rise up" or whatever term you want to use... we will have to do something to discourage any more of them from trying... Read Machiavelli's the prince.

You understand how similar this is to saying "We need to round up all the Muslims because of Muslim terrorism" right?

Yeah, I do.... poor choice of words in the original post on my part certainly has led to some interesting conversations. But I make no mistake whether it's ISIS or 3 percenters.... I don't have sympathy for what happens to the people who would kill innocent people for an ideology.... and before someone brings it up, no I don't like the damn drone strikes on innocent people either

You sound like those pussies who think ANTIFA is going to have a violent takeover of the state, lol.

Eh, maybe.... but then for my issues with some of Antifas shit, I don't recall them even threatening revolution.

lol this guy deleted his account.

Actually he was part of a right wing militia,

Antifa?

Your MOS was 1171, wasn't it?

You mean millions haven't migrated to Canada as the result of every election over the last 2 decades?

Citation needed.

far cry 5

threatening armed revolt is the rightwing equivalent of threatening to move to canada

He did illegal things. Investigation is still underway to uncover potentially more illegal things. Republicans are backing and will back him despite of this.

He did illegal things

Such as?

Election collusion: maybe/unlikely Obstruction: probably International money laundering: absolutely

Everyone in congress knows trump has made a significant amount of his money acting as a money laundering front for foreign nationals

Everyone in congress knows trump has made a significant amount of his money acting as a money laundering front for foreign nationals

Well I don't hear the Democrats bringing it up either, so I assume this information is from Newsweek articles you've read?

You honestly just sound like you're ratting off headlines from the investigation and just saying they are probable which is a farcry from "has done something illegal."

How much crow do you intend to eat if the Mueller investigation doesn't touch Trump at all?

I don't hear the Democrats bringing it up either

Trump's money laundering activities have been known for some extent since the 90s. He was elected with people knowing it, so it isn't brought up as much. Also, collusion and obstruction are easier to break down and explain to the general public. Most people are too stupid to understand money laundering schemes, so politicians/media are risking being boring and having the channel changed on them if they bring it up.

ratting off headlines

Other people have pointed to specific codes/subsections/paragraphs that Trump has clearly violated. I haven't saved them to a file and I won't dig them up because it was a waste of time to try to convince anyone who wasn't convinced a year ago, let alone today.

How much crow do you intend to eat if the Mueller investigation doesn't touch Trump at all?

Seeing as it's already touched him (minus the personal interview), I'm happy to say "all of it"

Well fuck me, I seem to be getting popular.

Welcome to the party!

/u/ultrashitpost & /u/basically_trash get on with it.

Why do you want to kill all Trumpets, bro? that's like 75 million people, and they're arguably better armed than you. Maybe not as violent and psychotic, but still quite dangrous.

All? No, but the ones that want to take up arms against this country on Trumps behalf.... well if they want to be terrorist they should be treated like terrorist trash.

Why should they? They run the show now. And everyone who wants to stop them is gonna get zapped by Pence.

No, but the ones that want to take up arms against this country on Trumps behalf

And how many of those are there? And how would you find them? Just kill anyone shitposting on the internet behind anonymous accounts? I'm interested in what your approach would be for a preemptive strike. We obviously can't wait for the Trumpets to strike first now can we?

Well now, wouldn't preemptive be cheating?

So you're content with sitting back and letting the alt right murder us in our homes?

What? The best way is to get GOP voter rolls and we can assume like 80% of them need to be shot and 100% of the 80% are probably out of shape. Shouldn't be that hard to mayocide them.

Well fuck in that case, let's just make McDonald's 99 cent cheeseburgers free. That should take care of the problem

If we make Big Macs 99 cents we could probably give trump a heart attack tbqh.

Shot by whom, fam?

So I've been working on various mayocide methods but I haven't had the chance to enact any of them. Pls rate from 1 to 10 which ones you think would work the best:

  • State enforced homosexuality only for mayo men
  • State enforced interracial relationships
  • Giant blender underneath floor of country music festivals
  • Replace married mayo men with black men in masks
  • Use mayo children as meat for inner city school lunches
  • Transform middle America into a tar pit

Or we could use the large Haydron Collider and make a small black hole.

But wouldn't that end up getting non mayos? Unless we have a way to stop it. Buddy I don't think you're taking this seriously. If Trump is to be stopped, we must remove the white race

Do you want to live forever?

Ok putting aside the black hole for a moment. Realistically how could we enact a mayocide RIGHT NOW? A lot of my ideas require a lot of time. Basically breeding out the mayo. But that is hardly sufficient if we are to stop Trump before he begins to round of brown people in detention camps.

A funky looking coyote passed through a moment ago, asking for you. Guess some company called ACME wants to hire you.

  • State enforced opiate prescription for mayos - 10/10

i have ame at hammer i have a me at hammer i have a mea thammer

I'm embarrassed at how long it took me to understand what this dude's name was

"Ihavedyslexia"

I just love watching the party that fears guns and loud noises fantasize about open warfare and genocide, all while decrying everyone else as nazis.

I sometimes ponder. If the left and right went to war. Will the conservatives run out of bullets before the left runs out of retards?

If the left and right go to war, the only victors will be the Radical Centrists.

Here I sit

Atop the highest fence

Wood in my bussy

I have 2000 rounds in the room with me right now, but only one retard.

Let's run the calculation:

Liberals:

-puny (-3)

-dependent on electricity (-2)

-capable of accepting others who look different (-4)

Total: -9

Conservatives:

-trained in gun-fu (+6)

-have paper maps (+3)

-will die of heart disease before reaching gun cabinet (-18)

Total: -9

Looks like a rub if you ask me

I can’t wait till the FBI blows through your door, throws your disgusting piece of shit body on the floor, kneels on the back of your neck and puts you in chains like the heinous creature you are. You do not deserve liberty. You deserve a 5x5 concrete cell with a scheduled ass-kicking morning noon and night.

Your lifestyle is untenable, your reasoning delirious, and your existence a waste. Your family deserves to see your last breath, and soon. You are, without a doubt, one of the lowest forms of existence. Please, resist when the authorities come calling. Run at them. Anything expedite your ceasing to exist.

As for your daughter, I hope while you stare at the cold, gray walls of your cell, that you realize the innocence that you’ve corrupted. I hope that you realize the putrid, demonic state of mind one must regress to in order to behave as you’ve described. But you won’t. Your mind suffers from a sickness from which it cannot break free.

You absolutely sicken me. Burn.

That fucking "y'all" shit again.

Anyone who uses the phrase "y'all", or talks about "[trans/gay/black] folks" should be first up against the all when the mayocide goes down.

I unironically like the word y'all 😔

fight me

🍆 come get it

First up against the w’all?

I would have a hard time objecting if trumpets were being murdered. I would object because all life if precious no matter how stupid, still to get rid of racist womanizing bigots would not cause me to shed a single tear.

womanizing

u mad, lol

/u/Ultrashitpost

Thanks man, this shit fuels me.

The only problem is that he doesn't go far enough and demand total mayocide

Yaaaaaa'llllllllll