Look, I know you're pretty autistic, so I'll explain basic language to you. The same arrangement of letters means different things in different contexts. Bear can mean to endure, or to carry, or a fat, hairy gay man.
When a Christian says they believe in God, they are not saying they think pigs are haram or that they are obsessed with gold. Yes, the Abrahamic religions have a shared history. Yes, they are far closer in meaning than bearing arms and Dad bod bussy.
But they are not the same thing. Your argument is basically "if you wilfully misinterpret what someone else meant, then that word stands in for multiple different."
Jesus fucking Christ, baited into seriousposting by pizzashill. Off to go sign up for a class on personal safety.
He's restating the reasons people had for changing the anthem. The logic being flawed is completely irrelevant to his point because he's opposed to that view anyway. He's not literally saying they shouldn't have an anthem, he's saying it doesn't make sense if this is the direction in which they're going.
Actually T_D is the American /r/metacanada, which was founded much earlier, in 2011. It's not a subreddit exclusively for satire, but satire like what was quoted is certainly welcome.
Who in Canada asked for this? Out of all the numerous problems Canada has, why was this bill put on the priority list? I swear they could be conquered by a Gypsy group or African tribals at this point.
No one cares. The only people who care about the national anthem are young singers who want to kick start their career by singing it at sports games and athletes who virtue signal during it.
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1 SnapshillBot 2018-02-02
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1 Neon_needles 2018-02-02
"HEY STOP IN THE NAME OF THE LAW CIS-SCUM! GET XER' MOUNTIES!"
1 80BAIT08 2018-02-02
Pretty sure even Kim Jon Un has a very high chance of defeating Canada 1v1 at this point. They'd bend over for him for the sake of diversity.
1 pizzashill 2018-02-02
How can anyone possibly care about this?
1 maelstrom1100 2018-02-02
It's satire.
1 3134552767 2018-02-02
It's obviously satirical.
1 Going_up_the_Country 2018-02-02
Is obviously satirical, but...
Are your retarded? Of course it's the Christian god.
1 pizzashill 2018-02-02
That sub is not satirical.
It can mean any "god" you want it to mean unless specified.
1 Going_up_the_Country 2018-02-02
Yes, I'm sure a song written by Christians a hundred years ago in a country full of Christians could be invoking Thor.
And the French version? That could be any old Cross.
1 pizzashill 2018-02-02
It doesn't matter what THEY intended, or meant, but how it can be interpreted by other people.
To show you how stupid you are, for example, you know that Muslims, Christians, and Jews, all worship the same god, correct?
Simply using the word "god" does not mean a Christian, or Islamic, or Jewish god.
That comment very clearly claimed it excludes non-Christians.
If multiple non-Christian religions worship the same god, how can that be?
1 Going_up_the_Country 2018-02-02
Well, sure, and you can interpret God to mean ham sandwich if you want. Doesn't mean you aren't retarded.
1 pizzashill 2018-02-02
But it does mean simply using the word god does not exclude non-Christians.
Now doesn't it?
1 heavenlytoaster 2018-02-02
Using God also basically excludes all polytheists.
1 Going_up_the_Country 2018-02-02
Look, I know you're pretty autistic, so I'll explain basic language to you. The same arrangement of letters means different things in different contexts. Bear can mean to endure, or to carry, or a fat, hairy gay man.
When a Christian says they believe in God, they are not saying they think pigs are haram or that they are obsessed with gold. Yes, the Abrahamic religions have a shared history. Yes, they are far closer in meaning than bearing arms and Dad bod bussy.
But they are not the same thing. Your argument is basically "if you wilfully misinterpret what someone else meant, then that word stands in for multiple different."
Jesus fucking Christ, baited into seriousposting by pizzashill. Off to go sign up for a class on personal safety.
1 pizzashill 2018-02-02
Here's a yes or no question.
Do Muslims, Jews, and Christians, all worship the same god?
1 Going_up_the_Country 2018-02-02
Of course not (and neither do various sects within those religions).
My turn, yes or no: does the God in the Canadian anthem say it's against the rules to eat pork?
1 pizzashill 2018-02-02
Considering that same god is worshipped by Muslims and Jews, I guess it depends on who you ask.
1 Going_up_the_Country 2018-02-02
Yes or no.
1 heavenlytoaster 2018-02-02
You're being asked
1 pizzashill 2018-02-02
well, 2/3 religions that worship this god don't think we should be eating pork.
1 pizzashill 2018-02-02
Considering that same god is worshipped by Muslims and Jews, I guess it depends on who you ask.
1 jasos-2005 2018-02-02
He's restating the reasons people had for changing the anthem. The logic being flawed is completely irrelevant to his point because he's opposed to that view anyway. He's not literally saying they shouldn't have an anthem, he's saying it doesn't make sense if this is the direction in which they're going.
1 Namenamenamenamena 2018-02-02
Never stop pizza shill
1 shallowm 2018-02-02
That's pretty accurate.
1 LowShitSystem 2018-02-02
Actually T_D is the American /r/metacanada, which was founded much earlier, in 2011. It's not a subreddit exclusively for satire, but satire like what was quoted is certainly welcome.
1 Neronoah 2018-02-02
Who cares?
1 Trumpsfatrolls 2018-02-02
Me.
1 Ed__ButteredToast 2018-02-02
Retard
1 Trumpsfatrolls 2018-02-02
Please stop harassing me.
1 PracticalOnions 2018-02-02
Who in Canada asked for this? Out of all the numerous problems Canada has, why was this bill put on the priority list? I swear they could be conquered by a Gypsy group or African tribals at this point.
1 wumbo17412 2018-02-02
some frenchie in politics died and a gender neutral anthem was his dying wish
1 PracticalOnions 2018-02-02
What a waste tbh
1 wumbo17412 2018-02-02
the quebecois are natural wastes of life so it's fitting really
1 ironicshitpostr 2018-02-02
Good price for one less Quebecer
1 Trojan_Zorse 2018-02-02
lol
1 coronaas 2018-02-02
https://i.redd.it/7tn8ytyuwyfx.jpg
1 Gtyyler 2018-02-02
No one cares. The only people who care about the national anthem are young singers who want to kick start their career by singing it at sports games and athletes who virtue signal during it.
1 Ikea_Man 2018-02-02
fucking white people, lol
1 Ed__ButteredToast 2018-02-02
/u/polakfurry it's not a gold level comment, it's a stupid strawman argument but I don't expect you to understand that
1 Senator_Chickpea 2018-02-02
Why does Canada hate the Amish, though?
1 maxiaveli 2018-02-02
You are all transphobic.
1 YourLocalMonarchist 2018-02-02
come at me libcucks
1 Trojan_Zorse 2018-02-02
Your username but unironically.