Listen to me you 🐔🐔 cucked 🐔🐔 little dipshit, you come around here🈁 spreading your lies and propaganda because youre a 🅰️ 😫sick😫 pedo sympathizing pervert? Hiding behind the percieved anonymity that is merely a🅰️ 👰veil👰 of transparency that can easily be compromised. Anyone who says 🍕🍕 pizzagate 🍕🍕 is impossible is a🅰️ pedo sympathizer. It's all possible, and should be investigated. I'll accept 👍 it's "unlikely" or the "theory has🈶 holes" but any firm discount in the absence of investigation stinks to 🔊high🔊 heaven👼 and you know it.

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Can I just say that I love your Japanese emojis. Shows you’re a true weeb for using them correctly

Listen up, cuck. Liberals are the biggest rapists out there. Everyone knows the Dems were running a child sex dungeon, because being a soyboy cuck leads to no one wanting you. You want to fulfill disgusting desires, but Dems have no morals. They were letting this country rot, morally, economically, every way possible. Thank God Trump is in office, to fix what the Democrats ruined. #MAGA

The thing is, no mainstream news source will ever report on explicit controversies like this because it goes against the liberal media narrative. Want to hear the harsh truth, cuck? Republicans care more for child welfare than rapist cuck Dems. Only a pedophile would see something bad in an innocent picture of a father and his daughter. It's to be expected, because the left is filled with them.

DONALD TRUMP IS YOUR PRESIDENT

BILL CLINTON IS A RAPIST

INFOWARS.COM

I wish i didn't have to say this, but i'm honestly not certain wether you're serious or not.

Goddamn, if this is fake you can post me there lol

Well, shit.

It's some damn good pasta tho. I think i'll keep the recipe for later.

This is a tricky one, Poes law is in quantum flux. I would go with with a safe "This but unironically✡✡"

It is serious. Bill Clinton is a rapist.

Well of course he is. Due to the inherent power imbalance in our patriarchal, heteronormative society there is no such thing as consensual sex between men and women.

this but unironically

I read InfoWars first and now I'm reading everything you wrote in the voice of Alex Jones in my head.

Reading this in his voice is the best worst thing ever.

I think i should read in his voice more often.

It actually makes some things much more entertaining if you're good at mimicking him in your head.

My God they have been growin' cows in babies for twenty-five years!!!

I want Alex Jones to narrate my life.

"He got up in the morning and made toast. TOAST! Now what does that tell ya?"

To think that this is what the (((Admins))) tried to steal from us.

Thanks for red-pilling me Patriot!

Reported for ban evasion.

Border patrol is enroute mofo.

Okay alright I believe this is the real ed now.

Welcome back friendo.

Reported for dox

delet dis

ayy the new emojis

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Keep it too yourself, Ed the dum dum.

Keep it too yourself

dum dum

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Clearly HRC weaponized the government as much as she could to win the election and even stop the president-elect, no doubt with the help of Hussein and his comrades and of course, the MSM. This is only the first part of the rabbit hole journey. From Breitbart, memo findings.

• The anti-Trump dossier funded by the Clinton campaign and the Democratic National Committee formed an “essential” part of the initial and all three renewal surveillance applications against Trump campaign adviser Carter Page;

• The political origins of the dossier were “known to senior DOJ and FBI officials,” but those origins were not included in applications to obtain the warrant;

• Also used to justify the surveillance warrants against Page was a news story supposedly corroborating the dossier, that was pushed by the dossier author Christopher Steele himself — yet the FISA application incorrectly says Steele did not provide the information in the article;

• Perkins Coie — the law firm for the Clinton campaign and the Democratic National Committee hosted a meeting with Steele, Fusion GPS and media (this revelation makes it harder for the Clinton campaign and the DNC to deny they knew about the dossier, though Clinton and other top DNC officials at that time have denied knowing about it);

• Steele was “suspended and then terminated” as an FBI source, after the FBI learned that he made an authorized disclosure of his relationship with the FBI to liberal media magazine Mother Jones, and he lied to the FBI about his previous media contacts with Yahoo! and other outlets;

• Steele — although portrayed as a “boy scout” by Fusion GPS co-founder Glenn Simpson — had personal bias against candidate Donald Trump, telling senior Justice Department official Bruce Ohr that he was “desperate that Donald Trump not get elected and was passionate about him not being president”;

• Ohr’s wife Nellie Ohr assisted with the dossier, but the FBI or the DOJ did not disclose this connection in the application for the FISA warrant, even though Bruce Ohr worked “closely” with Deputy Attorney Generals Sally Yates and then Rod Rosenstein;

• At the time that the FBI used the dossier to obtain the spy warrant on Page in October 2016, head of the FBI’s counterintelligence division Bill Priestap had assessed that the corroboration of the dossier was still in its “infancy,” and after Steele was terminated as a source, an FBI unit assessed his reporting as only “minimally corroborated”; FBI Deputy Director Andrew McCabe acknowledged to the House Intelligence Committee in December 2017 that no warrant would have been sought without the dossier;

i like how "the first person who investigated him became passionate about his not being president" is supposed to help his case

It's amazing. "Guy who suspects Trump is a Manchurian Candidate does not want him to win!"

S H O C K I N G

Cop says criminal is an asshole! Do we need this sort of bias in our police force?! #OrangeLivesMadder

Its kind of like I'm passionate about neighborhood bums not breaking into my house. Guess I'm biased.

the FISA warrant was 50 pages.

there were 3 pages about Carter Page in the Steele dossier.

So heres aquick run down:

Steele was terminated as a source for the FBI, but didn't discount his dossier after the fact. Meaning even though the FBI thought he was full of shit, that didn't stop them from using his bs as a means to get taps on Trump.

A yahoo news article was used to corroborate and authenticate the story on Page's trip to Moscow from Steele thing, however this info was leaked by Steele rendering it useless. The FISA warrant used on Page incorrectly states that Steele didn't leak the info, so that FISA warrant was misleading a judge.

Steele also paid $160,000 by the DNC and Clinton campaign for "opposition research" on Trump and Russian ties. The 2016 October FISA warrant doesn't mention this. Misleading the judge who approved it.

Also some more stuff in there.

so it's all stuff we've known for over a year then

The misleading a judge was not known.

Is it really important if it's the third renewal

Also, why would the thing about it being leaked be important at all

i'm gonna go out a limb here and assume the forewarned "omission of fact" pertains to that specifically

Meaning even though the FBI thought he was full of shit,

The FBI didn't terminate his employment because he was full of shit, they canned him because he talked to the media.

REEEEEEEEEEEEE FACTS

You're retarded and taking things out of context.

Mofo that IS the context.

>no mention of wrecking yung bussy on the daily

FAKE NEWS

People want yung gussy and old bussy

r/news keeps deleting posts about it. 🤣

were the deleted posts actual news

Pretty sure news has a rule about "articles pertaining solely to politics"

Unless they're the "correct" politics.

no, that's /r/worldnews

Of course they are. They think it hurts their precious anti-trump narrative.

The reality is that this doesn't hurt or help either party as much as it shows how secret courts are a joke. A warrant was issued on an application with a circular citation, using Yahoo! news of all fucking things.

That's what's getting lost in the story here, and not by accident.

Yahoo reported the story, the story did not originate from Yahoo. Try to keep up.

That's how you know it holds water.

Lmao.

Reddit caught the Boston Bomber, case closed!

Reddit deleted threads about a random kindergarten in SLC, case closed!

This is still up.

this shit sucks

lol trump was right about the wiretapping and by extension most of his claims about obama and the fbi

also it pretty much debunks the hilarious russia stuff

politics subs just refused to read it and claim its nothing because comey said so lol

fuck ive been outed

or however you write that in russian i cant be bothered googling

cyka blyat

TIL Carter Page is Donald Trump.

dae the memo really incriminates the republicans??!?

they were actually wanting it to be released, they were all acting!

If the Republicans think this clears Trump, they might actually be retarded.

A guy who put together a dossier painting a pretty clear picture of undue Russian influence at best, outright treachery at worst, and he subsequently doesn't want Trump to be President? Stop the fucking presses!

you know the dossier was used as an excuse to spy illegally right, and that nothing in it was actually real

the dnc paid for it so they could spy on trump to fuck him over and cheat an election

theres no way you can ever spin it and its going to be in all the history books

every time you look back on this period in time youll think "damn i was an idiot for believing propaganda" and future generations will laugh at you like they laugh at people who thought the earth was flat

No, petal. That's not how that works. The bits relied on for the FISA warrants were independently verified or simply corroborated information US intelligence agencies knew from other stories.

lol who told you that, comeys twitter

OMG DONT RELEASE THE MEMO ITLL DESTROY DEMOCRACY AND JUSTICE AND NOBODY WILL EVER TRUST THE GOVERNMENT

oh its nothing, stupid republicans!

just lol

Comey is on Twitter? Damn. I didn't realise that, I hope he's tweeting gifs of Trump tying his own noose in response to any tweets about the investigation.

nah its just cringey biased partisan faggotry like everyone suspected he was like when he was still the director and had to pretend otherwise

good thing he was fired lol

He really showed his partisanship when he fucked Hillary over before the election 🙃 🙃 🙃

lol he was forced to just barely do his job and not exonerate her entirely without due process, and you guys thought that made him traitorous

rest assured he wanted to let her off entirely like theyd planned beforehand

user reports:
1: This is what morons actually believe

Someone should hack Donald's Twitter and say how delicious Tide Pods are. Problem solved.

tell hannity that obama is trying to take our tide pods.

YOUR RIGHT TO EAT TIDE PODS IS PROTECTED BY THE SECOND AMENDMENT. STICK IT TO OBAMA AND HILLARY!

Lol tru

Wrong. I'm pro-welfare state. If mommy wants to lock up my candy (or use it to lure children to her pizza-related sex dungeon) I'm sure she has my, and the world's, best interest in mind.

Who shit in your hunny musty?

I don't know what that means, but you can pee in my butt any time you want.

Deal!

Tide Pods meme so 2014

the level of feelings my posts cause actually cracks me up

its funny because everyone that hates me knows im right

I'mjuspretending.jpg

who said anything about pretending, everything i posted in that first post is 100% correct

im saying it enrages stupid people because they cant actually dispute it

everyone who thought russia interfered for even a second is a literal idiot LOL im so much smarter than them and they cant stand it

Lmao. You are actually retarded. Aww.

you havent actually told me what part was wrong, just attempted to condescend based on nothing which just makes me realise what im doing works

cmon nigga how new are you to the internet

im right but i wouldnt necessarily be rubbing it in your faces if you didnt react so badly and act like such fags about it sometimes

"Why don't the adults treat me like I'm an adult too, Orange Daddy?"

fucking lol you really hate trump dont you

i cant imagine being that emotionally invested in something you know that little about

Trump is actually retarded and if he wasn't responsible for whether or not the US goes to war with another nuclear state, his spectacular stupidity would be hilarious.

Hate him? No. I feel sorry for him. Every time he Tweets about the investigation he makes it easier to successfully prosecute him for obstruction of justice, and he's too stupid or senile to see it.

hes just average, if you think hes worse than anyone else in the last 40 years then you have a short memory

the outrage is entirely fabricated but dudes like you buy into it completely for some reason

and just lol if you think theres ever going to be any punishment whatsoever or that this russian stuff wont just fade away like benghazi stuff or syria stuff or isis stuff or israel stuff

powerful people arent held accountable you goof

"He's not retarded because other people are also retarded" - lol.

i didnt say he wasnt retarded, like 90% of all us presidents ever are retards because the field they pick them from is so small and the process is convoluted and designed to pick specific people

i said the utter faggotry and hysteria surrounding him has nothing to do with his character or actions and all about americans being easily led and being especially susceptible to jew media

if you hate trump or have ever got angry at him or thought hes an idiot then youre literally just repeating what the tv told you

i said the utter faggotry and hysteria surrounding him has nothing to do with his character or actions and all about americans being easily led and being especially susceptible to jew media

Fucking lol.

you havent exactly proven me wrong here dude

itd be pretty easy to if i was wrong

You should constantly be wearing a helmet, but I hope you don't.

you can say as many snarky little insults as you like dude but all youre doing is proving me right about you lashing out and not really knowing why

You think you're "proving" things in /r/Drama. You're spectacularly retarded.

i proved you cant actually tell me whats bad about trump, because i gave you a chance and you keep doing this instead

you just sperg because the TV told you hes a racist or russia or something LOL

Jesus fucking Christ. Please stop, your stupidity is hurting me.

you could easily tell me why trump is bad if you wanted to actually make me look dumb instead of whatever this is

but again my point is that you cant

I do not have the time or the fingerpaints to explain it to you, you are plainly too stupid to understand.

yep thats definitely it its not that youre incapable

and you wonder why theyre so obnoxiously smug smh step your game up

Lmao. You might be the only person on the planet who thinks he has not completely fucked everything up. Holy shit.

"omg he fucked everything up" yeah i see why you thought your opinion was too complicated to understand, thats some serious nuance

its not actually a real thing though is it, thats just alarmism because you watch too much tv and some imaginary appeal to authority based on nothing

what exactly has he fucked up, should be easy to at least list a few things right

How is that wall coming? Travel ban when? Lmao.

wall has like 10 prototypes already built and contractors and the 90 day ban already expired ages ago lol what are you talking about

How many of his aides have already pleaded guilty to crimes, 3, 4? Lmao.

just shitty witch hunts over unimportant matters trying to create the idea that trump is compromised

in reality theyre nothing and theyll prob all get pardoned LOL

feel free to start listing some things hes fucked up instead of things hes already in the middle of that youre unwaware of

Lmfao. People plead guilty to felonies because, you know, nothing happened? You are actually retarded.

Lmfao. Contractors paid for by the USA, and not Mexico? I. Am. Shocked.

how much money do you think mexicans send to mexico each year, and how many mexicans have done something illegal that means you can use civil forfeiture to take and sell all their possessions

People plead guilty to felonies because, you know, nothing happened? You are actually retarded.

did you ever read flynns deal lol

By the way, receiving a pardon is also an admission of guilt. Guilty either way, friendo.

guilt for minor things that dont matter and wont be punished, yes

Not $25b with $700m annual upkeep, lmfao.

boy youre going to be disappointed and confused for the next few years

seizing shit off mexicans and taking cartel money is easily enough to fund the wall, im not sure you realise the scale but then again you prob dont think theres illegals coming over either

Yes. I particularly like the part where it says he is fully cooperating with the investigation.

did you see the part where he only asked for immunity for crimes committed under the previous admin

i wonder why someone would possibly do that

Just some light treason. Fucking lol.

lol you think thats treason but dont think the memo means anything

Lmfao. You're drunk.

Goddamn but youre fucking dumb, lol.

i doubt you can even articulate a real problem you have with him tbh

prove me wrong faggot

Ill bet you have a melodius speaking voice.

yeeaAAAaah i do

just imagine that was singing

but for real what problem thats actually real do you have with trump

something that isnt just dumb shit like omg hes orange or whatever

i can never get a real answer out of anyone here that gets a certain way about him

Your every sentence is like a song lyric. I dont know how you do it but it really is fucking magical.

Personally I fantasize about shilldawg and oompa loompa sharing a prison cell. Think of the romance

id rather not

Don't kinkshame me

Mueller: "Where were you June 9th 2016 during the Trump Tower meeting?"

Trump: "I don't recall."

Mueller: "We do."

peoples fantasies are a little weird tbh

The full mem(e)o :) I tip my hat to you le gentlesir!

Just released addendum to memo:

Donald Trump has a magnetic personality and exudes positive energy, which is infectious to those around him. He has an unparalleled ability to communicate with people, whether he is speaking to a room of three or an arena of 30,000. He has built great relationships throughout his life and treats everyone with respect. He is brilliant with a great sense of humor . . . and an amazing ability to make people feel special and aspire to be more than even they thought possible.

YOU'RE THE COLLUSION

Big if true.

Ed should work for corporate media, he's good at making noise

u/Ed_butteredToast! I thought you had died. I read something about a fatal prolapse.

There was shit everywhere

And disco balls

Just going to leave that link blue

EBT_Stream

Hahahah, that's pretty good.

Totally not shitting yourself at all I see.

Rosebud.

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