Impeccable comedy guy here - I would have typed 'No no no no no nooo!' in reference to Cleveland falling out of his house in his bathtub. This would have been tangentially related to the image posted by OP. You don't need to thank me for this advice but I do accept drama coin.

1 grungebot5000 2018-02-02

no

1 TransexualWiener 2018-02-02

well technically no, but it's pretty much a gateway drug. at first you can rationalize yourself jerking off to it because it's not a real thing that exist in real life, its a fictional being who is actually a biological girl, and a hot girl at that, who just happens to have a penis. it's not a man in drag or a man that took hormones.

but then slowly it conditions you to associate dicks with sexual pleasure. next thing you know, you randomly come across hentai "trap" porn which is in fact a dude in female clothes, but its drawn to look like a hot girl with a dick, no difference between that an a futa really, so fuck it, you rub it out to cartoon traps sometimes, you're still totally hetero though right?

but soon you find yourself just thinking about juicy hard dicks by themselves, you've conditioned your brain to associate hard throbbing dicks with attractive women and sexual pleasure, much like seeing a pussy by itself would make you aroused, now things are starting to get weird.

next thing you know, you see a picture of some tranny who actually passes as a hot girl. you know sometimes 4 chan had those threads where you had to guess if it was a dude or a trap, and sometimes you get it wrong, cause some bussy is pretty damn convincing. next thing you're find yourself googling thai lady boys and passable trannies, not naked or doing sexual stuff, but looking at their hot faces and bodies.

then you start thinking.."well hey, it's just like a futa in real life right? the face and body looks like a hot girl, they just have a dick?". next thing you know you are unironically in the "tranny" section of pornhub, browing through all the gross manly tranny porn, till you find the passable ones.

holy shit it's just like futa IRL. next thing you realize you are sitting with your stomach covered in semen, pants around your ankles, after you just jerked off to a biological male taking it up the ass.

a feeling of revulsion fills you, what the fuck have you become? you swear you'll just stick to cartoon futa and traps from now on, but you've got a taste for it. in your edging filled porn binges you frequently find yourself watching baily jay videos or videos of thai lady boys.

holy fuck, whatever you are now, it sure as shit isn't straight. after a few months you find yourself on craigslist or back pages, googling the tranny escorts and cross dressers, looking for the ones that look the most like women.

you text a few, your heart is pounding, could i really fuck one of these things? they are so hot and it feels so wrong and that wrongness is so thrilling.

next thing you come to your senses, you're drunk as hell, you just came in a literal man's asshole, whatthefuck.jpeg.

"gay panic" sets in, you put your hands around the things throat, no, you tricked me you fucking trap !! i'm not gay, fuck this !! you're pounding frantically at it's face while hysterically yelling "I'M NOT GAY, I'M NOT GAY I'M NOT GAY".

after 20 minutes you stare down at the mangled mess of a face that used to be a person, gargling blood and struggling to breath, you stumble outside trembling and collapse in the street. you blank out, the sirens and police interview are all just a blur.

then you post your story on /r/drama in your free internet time in the asylum.

in short, no, futa isn't gay, but it's not worth the price.

1 LightUmbra 2018-02-02

Sounds pretty nice to me.

1 TransexualWiener 2018-02-02

yeah you're right it's great. if they didn't have an internet filter in here i'd be bashing my man meat to those cartoon traps right now.

1 alien122 2018-02-02

Does this come from personal experience?

1 TransexualWiener 2018-02-02

uhhhh no, what gave you that impression.....?

gulp

1 snappleteadrink 2018-02-02