Impeccable comedy guy here - I would have typed 'No no no no no nooo!' in reference to Cleveland falling out of his house in his bathtub. This would have been tangentially related to the image posted by OP. You don't need to thank me for this advice but I do accept drama coin.
well technically no, but it's pretty much a gateway drug. at first you can rationalize yourself jerking off to it because it's not a real thing that exist in real life, its a fictional being who is actually a biological girl, and a hot girl at that, who just happens to have a penis. it's not a man in drag or a man that took hormones.
but then slowly it conditions you to associate dicks with sexual pleasure. next thing you know, you randomly come across hentai "trap" porn which is in fact a dude in female clothes, but its drawn to look like a hot girl with a dick, no difference between that an a futa really, so fuck it, you rub it out to cartoon traps sometimes, you're still totally hetero though right?
but soon you find yourself just thinking about juicy hard dicks by themselves, you've conditioned your brain to associate hard throbbing dicks with attractive women and sexual pleasure, much like seeing a pussy by itself would make you aroused, now things are starting to get weird.
next thing you know, you see a picture of some tranny who actually passes as a hot girl. you know sometimes 4 chan had those threads where you had to guess if it was a dude or a trap, and sometimes you get it wrong, cause some bussy is pretty damn convincing. next thing you're find yourself googling thai lady boys and passable trannies, not naked or doing sexual stuff, but looking at their hot faces and bodies.
then you start thinking.."well hey, it's just like a futa in real life right? the face and body looks like a hot girl, they just have a dick?". next thing you know you are unironically in the "tranny" section of pornhub, browing through all the gross manly tranny porn, till you find the passable ones.
holy shit it's just like futa IRL. next thing you realize you are sitting with your stomach covered in semen, pants around your ankles, after you just jerked off to a biological male taking it up the ass.
a feeling of revulsion fills you, what the fuck have you become? you swear you'll just stick to cartoon futa and traps from now on, but you've got a taste for it. in your edging filled porn binges you frequently find yourself watching baily jay videos or videos of thai lady boys.
holy fuck, whatever you are now, it sure as shit isn't straight. after a few months you find yourself on craigslist or back pages, googling the tranny escorts and cross dressers, looking for the ones that look the most like women.
you text a few, your heart is pounding, could i really fuck one of these things? they are so hot and it feels so wrong and that wrongness is so thrilling.
next thing you come to your senses, you're drunk as hell, you just came in a literal man's asshole, whatthefuck.jpeg.
"gay panic" sets in, you put your hands around the things throat, no, you tricked me you fucking trap !! i'm not gay, fuck this !! you're pounding frantically at it's face while hysterically yelling "I'M NOT GAY, I'M NOT GAY I'M NOT GAY".
after 20 minutes you stare down at the mangled mess of a face that used to be a person, gargling blood and struggling to breath, you stumble outside trembling and collapse in the street. you blank out, the sirens and police interview are all just a blur.
then you post your story on /r/drama in your free internet time in the asylum.
in short, no, futa isn't gay, but it's not worth the price.
71 comments
1 SnapshillBot 2018-02-02
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1 jhheinzel 2018-02-02
Haha yes
1 ioiidnsksi 2018-02-02
its not gay if you say no homo after
1 _Mellex_ 2018-02-02
What? You have to say it before! Before! It's like calling shotgun.
1 Unicorn_Abattoir 2018-02-02
It's like calling your shot in pool, but otherwise you're BOTH right.
1 DuBBle 2018-02-02
You can shoot in my pool.
1 Fargoisagoodshow 2018-02-02
It's not a girls penis. It's a retarded man's penis.
1 westofthetracks 2018-02-02
lol this guy thinks traps are gay
1 tcfb 2018-02-02
If sucking girl dick is gay I'm liberace.
1 Tzcar 2018-02-02
Lol this guy thinks he’s not gay after getting rammed by an 11 in Thai ladyboy’s penis.
1 tcfb 2018-02-02
thai girls have small peni, thats why its not gay
1 TransexualWiener 2018-02-02
big dick traps are cooler though
1 imstartingtogetangry 2018-02-02
Retardation and mental illness are different things.
1 LightUmbra 2018-02-02
Are futas gay?
1 Zozbot 2018-02-02
zoz
1 Zozbot 2018-02-02
zle
1 Zozbot 2018-02-02
zozzle
1 LightUmbra 2018-02-02
zoz
1 cleverseneca 2018-02-02
Zle
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2018-02-02
Zozzle
1 Minimum_T-Giraff 2018-02-02
zoz
1 IvankaTrumpIsMyWaifu 2018-02-02
Zle
1 BasicallyADoctor 2018-02-02
Zozzle
1 FrostBittenSalsa 2018-02-02
Zoz
1 LightUmbra 2018-02-02
zle
1 IvankaTrumpIsMyWaifu 2018-02-02
zozzle
1 grungebot5000 2018-02-02
no no no no no no no no NO NO NO NO
1 DuBBle 2018-02-02
Impeccable comedy guy here - I would have typed 'No no no no no nooo!' in reference to Cleveland falling out of his house in his bathtub. This would have been tangentially related to the image posted by OP. You don't need to thank me for this advice but I do accept drama coin.
1 grungebot5000 2018-02-02
no
1 TransexualWiener 2018-02-02
well technically no, but it's pretty much a gateway drug. at first you can rationalize yourself jerking off to it because it's not a real thing that exist in real life, its a fictional being who is actually a biological girl, and a hot girl at that, who just happens to have a penis. it's not a man in drag or a man that took hormones.
but then slowly it conditions you to associate dicks with sexual pleasure. next thing you know, you randomly come across hentai "trap" porn which is in fact a dude in female clothes, but its drawn to look like a hot girl with a dick, no difference between that an a futa really, so fuck it, you rub it out to cartoon traps sometimes, you're still totally hetero though right?
but soon you find yourself just thinking about juicy hard dicks by themselves, you've conditioned your brain to associate hard throbbing dicks with attractive women and sexual pleasure, much like seeing a pussy by itself would make you aroused, now things are starting to get weird.
next thing you know, you see a picture of some tranny who actually passes as a hot girl. you know sometimes 4 chan had those threads where you had to guess if it was a dude or a trap, and sometimes you get it wrong, cause some bussy is pretty damn convincing. next thing you're find yourself googling thai lady boys and passable trannies, not naked or doing sexual stuff, but looking at their hot faces and bodies.
then you start thinking.."well hey, it's just like a futa in real life right? the face and body looks like a hot girl, they just have a dick?". next thing you know you are unironically in the "tranny" section of pornhub, browing through all the gross manly tranny porn, till you find the passable ones.
holy shit it's just like futa IRL. next thing you realize you are sitting with your stomach covered in semen, pants around your ankles, after you just jerked off to a biological male taking it up the ass.
a feeling of revulsion fills you, what the fuck have you become? you swear you'll just stick to cartoon futa and traps from now on, but you've got a taste for it. in your edging filled porn binges you frequently find yourself watching baily jay videos or videos of thai lady boys.
holy fuck, whatever you are now, it sure as shit isn't straight. after a few months you find yourself on craigslist or back pages, googling the tranny escorts and cross dressers, looking for the ones that look the most like women.
you text a few, your heart is pounding, could i really fuck one of these things? they are so hot and it feels so wrong and that wrongness is so thrilling.
next thing you come to your senses, you're drunk as hell, you just came in a literal man's asshole, whatthefuck.jpeg.
"gay panic" sets in, you put your hands around the things throat, no, you tricked me you fucking trap !! i'm not gay, fuck this !! you're pounding frantically at it's face while hysterically yelling "I'M NOT GAY, I'M NOT GAY I'M NOT GAY".
after 20 minutes you stare down at the mangled mess of a face that used to be a person, gargling blood and struggling to breath, you stumble outside trembling and collapse in the street. you blank out, the sirens and police interview are all just a blur.
then you post your story on /r/drama in your free internet time in the asylum.
in short, no, futa isn't gay, but it's not worth the price.
1 LightUmbra 2018-02-02
Sounds pretty nice to me.
1 TransexualWiener 2018-02-02
yeah you're right it's great. if they didn't have an internet filter in here i'd be bashing my man meat to those cartoon traps right now.
1 alien122 2018-02-02
Does this come from personal experience?
1 TransexualWiener 2018-02-02
uhhhh no, what gave you that impression.....?
gulp
1 snappleteadrink 2018-02-02
Yo if you still feel shame fuck off
1 japsock 2018-02-02
super accurate
1 POST_BUSSY 2018-02-02
This, but unironically.
1 cptAustria 2018-02-02
Boi is this oc?
1 TransexualWiener 2018-02-02
yes it's oc, no pasta
1 Guatarrigentlyweeps 2018-02-02
My futa has a fupa
1 snallygaster 2018-02-02
why do people take the time to make these??
1 CirqueDuFuder 2018-02-02
Because it is easier than admitting they are gay.
1 Assy-McGee 2018-02-02
to troll obvs
1 TinyJibble 2018-02-02
To advance the trans-gay-muslim agenda, inshallah.
1 Ed__ButteredToast 2018-02-02
اَللّٰهُ أَكْبَر
🧕🤲
1 AHealthySenseofDread 2018-02-02
Oh snally, have you never been 14 before?
1 zergling_Lester 2018-02-02
I'd been 14 for YEARS, it was terrible.
1 curse2themax 2018-02-02
how many people have to tell you to kill yourself for you to seriously consider it
1 BasicallyADoctor 2018-02-02
At least 1,000,000,000
1 Trumpsfatrolls 2018-02-02
Add me to the list.
1 Ardvarkeating101 2018-02-02
Ditto.
1 cheers_grills 2018-02-02
Same
1 DUTCH_DUTCH_DUTCH 2018-02-02
me too thanks
1 Pickled_Kagura 2018-02-02
kys
1 PinkyBlinky 2018-02-02
The answer is zero based on my experience.
1 Rith2 2018-02-02
First it’s fapping to trap rape comics then next thing you know you’re having gay thoughts about other boys and you realize you’ve been turned gay
1 Feetbox 2018-02-02
How can it be a girl's penis if it's a boy's pussy? 🤔
1 DistortedLines 2018-02-02
That made me think
1 Penguin_Party12345 2018-02-02
Really dilates the diodes
1 ModeratorAbuseSucks 2018-02-02
Gets muh noggin joggin
1 ShakleMeNot 2018-02-02
Missing you!
1 kingofthehill5 2018-02-02
Mods are faggots confirmed.
1 CanadianCartman 2018-02-02
Traps are gay.
1 Actually-TheDevil 2018-02-02
🅱️EMININE 🅱️ENIS
1 Trapsarentgayyy 2018-02-02
REEEEEEEEEEEEÈEEEEEEEEEEEE
1 giroth 2018-02-02
TRAP"S AREN"T GAY
1 UnluckyImp22 2018-02-02
Is /r/drama a meme page now?
1 RenegadeJoeson 2018-02-02
Traps are gay. If you think otherwise you are gay, and there is nothing wrong with that.
1 myshl0ng 2018-02-02
Allahu Akbar
1 thesnakeinthegarden 2018-02-02
r/im14andthinkthisisdeepinmybussy
1 -huitzilopochtli- 2018-02-02
>"meme page admin"
Yamerooo