/u/videogameattorney is advertising himself on my profile page and won't adhere to my requests to stop.

51  2018-02-03 by AgentPao

47 comments

You're oversimplifying a complex situation to the point of adding nothing to the discussion.

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I just looked at your profile page and there’s nothing there.... I’m on mobile so I might not see it... all I see is you attacking people and getting mass downvotes.

There are 2,237 followers on my profile. I'm a celebrity and so I won't have the wrong type trying to associate with my brand.

I have more readers on my Spider-Man fanfic. kys

I've never posted directly to my profile (I always post via subreddits) yet people follow me. People follow me just because they can. It is a mark of my celebrity. I simply have to exist to attract followers.

In contrast, you have content consumers. You need to produce content for your readers. People aren't subscribing for you but are subscribing for your content. You can't compare readers to followers .

I don't want to belittle your achievements but there is a difference and it is important.

So you post in /r/follow_me unironically? It’s a good thing you’re not desperate.

Oh my god you're autistic. You didn't accomplish shit you begged for followers on /r/follow_me

B A I T

anyone who follows anyone is a retard.

anyone who knows how many followers they have is a retard.

I'm a celebrity

https://imgur.com/Ic0X2wF You are essentially yelling at someone who has nothing to do with the fact that facebooksreddits new profile pages will post "users of interests" on yours.

He is a lawyer and knows about copyright and infringement. If he can't manage himself, how can he manage his clients? Without any special skills he can probably adjust the privacy options on his profile.

He also could have simply apologised showed some empathy. The good bits of reddit and good redditors know about empathy. We could have perhaps talked out some sort of deal. e.g. reciprocal advertising. I'm not saying, I would have taken a deal but it would have been nice to see some conversation instead of the harsh termination he invoked.

It's early in the morning so I honestly can't tell if you're fucking around or not

It's early in the morning so I honestly can't tell if you're fucking around or not

Same, either its a well done troll or this chap is honest to God retarded.

After reading some more of his comments I think he's just fucking around. I'm still kind of brain dead though so I don't know. He's a fucking idiot either way. That's my final judgment.

He's a fucking idiot either way. That's my final judgment.

Big if true.

it's clearly satire, i think, idk, but it makes my bussy wet.

Yeah, I think he's just fucking around after reading all of his comments.

i would expect no less from r/drama

He’s serious. Only reason I used scary lawyer lingo he doesn’t understand to make him leave me alone. It was pretty constant from Mr. Hoss last year but he’s been MIA the last twelve months. Not having it start up again.

Wait, is he the Matt Hoss guy?

I certainly believe he is. If not then his past two years of messages are even stranger.

huh, then it's some actual moist drama

hey /u/AgentPao please call Ryan here a retard and the real drama can get started

I can't send him any messages because it is deemed harassment .

Something videogameattorney should be aware of is that he isn't special to me and everyone who was invading my profile to advertise got an individual request to stop. videogameattorney was the 7th message I sent.

https://i.imgur.com/E8LMfWt.png

Unfortunately, what is happening here is that videogameattorney is posting private personal information about me. He has posted the name of a real person and is telling people that it is me. This breaks reddit rules. It doesn't matter if it is true or not (it is not true). I think it is worse because the real person he is naming is totally innocent and not involved. reddit bans for doxxing and it is usually permanent.

The real drama in this thread is the lawyer not being smart about reddit rules and acting no different to the H3H3productions pre-teen fanbase. There is never any need to reach for personal information.

I can't tell if you're joking or mentally ill.

So mentally ill but pretending to be joking.

He randomly private messaged me all your personal details. I dont who either of you are. I dont want to be involved.

wait are you actually serious

It makes far more sense that he's just a troll. Naming himself after pao during the height of reddit's hateboner for her, and then attaching himself to the h3h3 lawsuit drama which came at the perfect time as they were infallible to reddit back then.

Also he spends the rest of his time making fake doppleganger subs which is the biggest giveaway.

Not sure if dox or not but let's keep real names off this subreddit.

Public figure

just fucking hire the guy, stop being a tease you know how attornies are

#metoo

hahaha almost got me there with your snakey advertising, attorney.

All future communications will be deemed harassment.

Whenever I see someone say stupid shit like this, my hand drifts to my lawsuit template. Let's see you try the harassment argument throughout three years of frivolous litigation borne by a made up contract, assault and defamation, /u/VideoGameAttorney.

Haha, that made me burst out of laughter. Like, what are you gonna do, sue me?

He said it himself it's "scary lawyer lingo." Christ, that man is a fucking embarrassment on the profession.

To be fair, he did go to the 112nd ranked law school in the country. Truly depressing that people like this are allowed to practice law in all 50 states.

112nd

and where did u go to law school

/u/VideoGameAttorney, like all copyright lawyers, is a cancerous taint upon the surface of the earth.

Bruh, you can't do this now.

Be nice until they show up! Then be rude.

using a profile page

You have more tism than I thought.

Attorney comes from atorne (old French) which comes from torner which means turn and atorner which means assign. In ancient France, atornes were known as eunuchs who were pumped with a mixture of inheritance powders and Charolais Cattle semen. This potent mixture would churn inside the soon to be deceased fairy boy; which would excite the genitals upon entry. In a roundabout way I'm saying that /u/VideoGameAttorney is a vile, poisonous 🅱️ussy boy.

Isn't Agent Pao, Matt Hoss Zone? Correct me if I'm wrong but didn't he start a subreddit for himself after he sued H3H3?