To be fair, I did nazi that coming. I came here to say this but boy, that escalated quickly so to the top with you! Lost it at 'This is why we can't have nice things' and then my faith in humanity was restored, my mind blown, and manly tears were shed. Well said. As a 'murican, I can confirm this gem has just won the internet and is doing it right. Just sayin', I know that feel, bro, and while that was a risky click, this post was a 9/10, would read again. I see what you did there and it feels good man. You're doing God's work, son. I laughed way harder than I should have at your list that seems legit and totally nailed it. You - I like you. You magnificent bastard; you, sir, are so brave, a gentleman and a scholar, and seeing how you are a redditor for 4 years, this checks out, so I'll allow it. I regret that I only have one upvote to give for this cool story, bro. CTRL+F "about tree fiddy" was not disappointed. Wait, why do I have you tagged as "NOPE NOPE NOPE"? Nice try, you monster. What did I just read? Dafuq? I read that as "YOU HAD ONE JOB". I can't fap to this. No true scotsman could see that this relevant XKCD was bad, and you should feel bad. You must be new to reddit, so I'll see your cakeday and raise you a karma train. One does not simply rustle my jimmies, not even once. This stahp gave me cancer for science, so that's enough internet for me today. OP is a fuzzy little man-peach, 2/10, would not bang. What is this I don't even know how is this wtf? Circlejerk must be leaking. This will get buried but brace yourselves, some men want to watch the world burn right in the feels. When you see it, they'll KILL IT WITH FIRE! But this has nothing to do with atheism. Lawyer up, delete facebook, hit the gym, and SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY, said no one ever, so you wouldn't download a strawman. Damn onions, you scary like a BOSS. whoosh. Since rule #1 is 'be attractive', I'll just leave this here: This is my [f]irst post, be gentle.
I mean other countries give you a lesson about all the STDs and so on you might get, and how you get them what they do but that one is just common sense.
Right? One time, sure, everybody learns something the hard way occasionally. But fuck, how do you repeatedly go back to the same behavior, suffer the same consequences, and then carry on without learning anything multiple times in a row? As far as advocates go, this guy's completely retarded.
It is exhausting to have to deal with this obvious Trump propaganda. Every day new bullshit like how eating a shit hole might be harmful. It is wrong and frankly racist.
Now that I’m on PreP, I no longer fear contracting HIV.
Well look at that... while I wasn't paying attention they've gone and cured AIDS.
When I googled "what is PreP" one of the suggestions was "What is prepared mustard?" which, set me off thinking of someone shoving English mustard up their ass...
I went and did some reading yes your right but it still very rare 4 people out of 100k and it's not clear if a couple of them were taking meds every day.
I did find this on one of the 4. Which I found lol
The Dutch investigators have various theories about why this man experienced such an unusual course of early infection. They speculate that PrEP may have been “overwhelmed” by three main factors: the sheer volume of HIV that may have been deposited into his rectum, given his high rate of receptive condomless intercourse; injury sustained to the rectal lining through such repeated sexual acts; and inflammatory STIs in the area, which research indicates facilitates HIV acquisition.
Simple math says it's currently orders of magnitude more effective than advertised. Given a 100k people on it at 99% effective protection there should be 1000 people still infected while on it. There have been 4 (The actual number on PrEP is far higher)
I gotta say it, what a fucking idiot. How many times did he contract a parasite there, 3 or 4 times?! You would think someone wouldnt be so quick to lick assholes, especially after multiple times of contracting fucking parasites. But i will say at least he's being responsible for getting tested regularly, so at least theres that.
You know how you get sick as hell from peppermint schnapps or something and you never want to touch the stuff again? You think learning he got sick from snarfing down asshole amoebas and parasites would have the same effect.
Heard that. I still cant drink Smirnoff Ice after getting crazy wasted off of it when i was like 15. Then again that's probly a good thing, i dont drink at all now.
It's like this, God helps those who helps themselves and obviously basic emotions are beyond the control of a petty human. Preempting jealosy by you and he doing things she would never dream of seems like a logical, God-fearing step.
I have heard a proverb that is supposed to come from arabs (but I can't find a source) : "Every day beat your wife and your dog, even if you don't know why, they do".
Look at how many gays are publicly frolicking in your average Christian-majority country, then look at their state in your average Muslim-majority country.
"Oh my God! What can I do to stop getting these horrible parasites except not eating ass or using protection or not fucking around or telling my boyfriend to not fuck around? Why wont anyone educate me?"
How does it take him that long for his gi bacteria to go back to normal, I was on like 5 different antibiotics at once for mrsa a few months ago and I felt normal in like a week or two.
If your intestinal flora is badly fucked up (imagine getting an infection that fucks with it, followed with antibiotics that fuck with it even more), it can take a long time.
I guess MRSA doesn't fuck with your intestines to begin with, so you just had to deal with the antibiotics.
Mrsa can fuck with your intestines, and I had sepsis prior to this. i had two arge abcesses on the crooks of my arms, which gave me sepsis after the initial round (keflex, augmentin, amoxicilin) failed to threat them
Mrsa can fuck with your intestines, and I had sepsis prior to this. i had two arge abcesses on the crooks of my arms, which gave me sepsis after the initial round (keflex, augmentin, amoxicilin) failed to threat them
You sound like you have a compromised immune system
I was an iv drug user, I had open sores on my arms for over a month,and they didn't get infected until I washed them with antibacterial soap and creek water while geeked as fuck. My body can't even be colonized by mrsa, I got swabbed for it after and it came back negative. Only other infection I had was pneumonia, I had a double pneumothorax, woke up out of a coma with tubes in my lungs, and somehow the bacteria got in through one of my lung tubes.
You also don't sound like the kind of person who's personal health story is either believable, or can be replicated by others. I think you've spent so long abusing your body that you really have no idea what heath, or at the very least a healthy shit, looks like.
Well you obviously know better than my doctors. Totally has nothing to do with my body being much stronger than the majority, and generally taking calculated risks.
Oh shit, just saw your username. If you actually drink a lot then you shouldn't ever lecture a drug user about anything. Alcohol is worse for your health than almost all illegal drugs.
Actually the inverse. Opiates cause death by overdose, but are otherwise very easy for your body to handle. Alcohol is toxic to every organ in your body and causes much more severe withdrawals and dependence. No idea why you chose heroin though, it's a very boring drug.
Lol, you know nothing about me. Unfortunately I know enough about you to realise you are a complete idiot. People who talk about what their supposed doctors opinions of their health are are usually delusional hambeasts, or fuckwads ( like you) trying to explain away their rotten health brought about by years of self abuse. Druggies don’t get to lecture anyone on health outcomes, mate.
This story is the reason why we should deport all versatile third world bussy. Only pure tops and bottoms allowed, and all bottoms to receive antibiotic treatment for bussy cooties
I don’t know how many of you out there have sexually contracted a gastrointestinal parasite, but I do know our health care providers and departments of health are failing when it comes to keeping us informed about this issue.
How about he failed at basic logic and common education?
Honestly, I don't think it's the fact that they're eating bussy and getting sick, they're getting sick because they are in an open relationship and spreading bussy around. That's why they are getting sick.
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1 SnapshillBot 2018-02-03
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1 IAintThatGuy 2018-02-03
You're right snappy, unprotected sex can give those faggots bussy cancer.
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/23895733
1 Starship_Litterbox_B 2018-02-03
No shit, there's poop in them thar hills
1 Tick-or-Teat 2018-02-03
If you eat shit, prepare to be ill.
1 Ed__ButteredToast 2018-02-03
Username kinda checks out
1 SAC-Lawn_Gnome 2018-02-03
Of all the gay comments on reddit, this is the gayest possible.
1 Ed__ButteredToast 2018-02-03
Gay2thanks!
1 Mort_DeRire 2018-02-03
Your comment gave me a sad!
1 Ed__ButteredToast 2018-02-03
sure.
1 Yiin 2018-02-03
Looks like Edhunting is back in season!
1 BloweyJoeyMumi 2018-02-03
To be fair, I did nazi that coming. I came here to say this but boy, that escalated quickly so to the top with you! Lost it at 'This is why we can't have nice things' and then my faith in humanity was restored, my mind blown, and manly tears were shed. Well said. As a 'murican, I can confirm this gem has just won the internet and is doing it right. Just sayin', I know that feel, bro, and while that was a risky click, this post was a 9/10, would read again. I see what you did there and it feels good man. You're doing God's work, son. I laughed way harder than I should have at your list that seems legit and totally nailed it. You - I like you. You magnificent bastard; you, sir, are so brave, a gentleman and a scholar, and seeing how you are a redditor for 4 years, this checks out, so I'll allow it. I regret that I only have one upvote to give for this cool story, bro. CTRL+F "about tree fiddy" was not disappointed. Wait, why do I have you tagged as "NOPE NOPE NOPE"? Nice try, you monster. What did I just read? Dafuq? I read that as "YOU HAD ONE JOB". I can't fap to this. No true scotsman could see that this relevant XKCD was bad, and you should feel bad. You must be new to reddit, so I'll see your cakeday and raise you a karma train. One does not simply rustle my jimmies, not even once. This stahp gave me cancer for science, so that's enough internet for me today. OP is a fuzzy little man-peach, 2/10, would not bang. What is this I don't even know how is this wtf? Circlejerk must be leaking. This will get buried but brace yourselves, some men want to watch the world burn right in the feels. When you see it, they'll KILL IT WITH FIRE! But this has nothing to do with atheism. Lawyer up, delete facebook, hit the gym, and SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY, said no one ever, so you wouldn't download a strawman. Damn onions, you scary like a BOSS. whoosh. Since rule #1 is 'be attractive', I'll just leave this here: This is my [f]irst post, be gentle.
1 rudest 2018-02-03
This but unironically
1 point_shaver 2018-02-03
Unpopular opinion but you should have never been allowed back.
1 Ed__ButteredToast 2018-02-03
FACT: nobody gives a shit what you think.
1 tilmoph 2018-02-03
I care what he thinks. I also agree with his enlightened views.
1 Tobans 2018-02-03
There is no light without Ed
1 Fletch71011 2018-02-03
He's everyone's favorite retard. Drama wouldn't be fun without him.
1 NasenSpray 2018-02-03
Mine is pizzashill. Ed is just...Ed.
1 mohkohnsepicgun 2018-02-03
No no no...
It's everyone else's fault for not explicitly stating that licking the hole that shit comes out of might make them sick.
1 grep_var_log 2018-02-03
Shit is organic and natural. It's impossible to get sick from it.
1 SombreroEnTuBoca 2018-02-03
In India...
1 buttermyself 2018-02-03
No, everywhere. True fact, shit comes out sterile. You can actually eat your own poo and youll be totally fine.
1 Travrar 2018-02-03
I mean other countries give you a lesson about all the STDs and so on you might get, and how you get them what they do but that one is just common sense.
1 princessCuck 2018-02-03
How many different assholes do you have to eat before you start to get fucking gastrointestinal parasites?
1 Tick-or-Teat 2018-02-03
Well I think deep down, we're all looking for that special someone
1 80BAIT08 2018-02-03
/u/basically_trash
1 Buy_ 2018-02-03
this is what happens when you dump plastics and shit in the water
go away soros
1 Ed__ButteredToast 2018-02-03
le bussy ecks dee amirite?? xd1!!11!!
1 Mamalgam 2018-02-03
Pls get benned again
1 Ed__ButteredToast 2018-02-03
I love you!! 😍💞
1 makes_people_cringe 2018-02-03
Gays are retarded. Use a goddamn dental dam or at least some saran wrap you fucking nasty freaks
https://www.cdc.gov/condomeffectiveness/Dental-dam-use.html
1 xoiz 2018-02-03
I recommend bleach.
1 automatic_cuck 2018-02-03
Drain cleaners are more effective.
1 mohkohnsepicgun 2018-02-03
Eating tide pods will cure all known diseases.
1 automatic_cuck 2018-02-03
Don't forget the mothballs!
1 Neil_Tzedakah 2018-02-03
Right? One time, sure, everybody learns something the hard way occasionally. But fuck, how do you repeatedly go back to the same behavior, suffer the same consequences, and then carry on without learning anything multiple times in a row? As far as advocates go, this guy's completely retarded.
1 makes_people_cringe 2018-02-03
Yeah and he said fuck all about how to rim safely, instead it's other people's fault that he kept getting a parasite from eating dirty parasite ass.
1 Neil_Tzedakah 2018-02-03
Relevant
part 2
1 makes_people_cringe 2018-02-03
lmfao where is this from?
1 Neil_Tzedakah 2018-02-03
Meg Mogg and Owl
1 TehAlpacalypse 2018-02-03
what the fuck
1 SombreroEnTuBoca 2018-02-03
It is exhausting to have to deal with this obvious Trump propaganda. Every day new bullshit like how eating a shit hole might be harmful. It is wrong and frankly racist.
1 in_hazmat_suit 2018-02-03
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E:njoy her 😍😋
A:ssist her 🤝😘
T:reat her right 💏👌🏽
A:cutally love her ❤️💕
S:upport her 💸🏡
S:pend time with her 🕝👉🏽👌🏽
1 AHealthySenseofDread 2018-02-03
Gayer than six dudes fucking seven dudes.
1 in_hazmat_suit 2018-02-03
u/serialflamingo sex negativity pls ban 😉
1 AHealthySenseofDread 2018-02-03
don't fucking step to me cuck i'll dick down your sister
1 in_hazmat_suit 2018-02-03
no u
1 AHealthySenseofDread 2018-02-03
oh
1 better_bot 2018-02-03
I'm glad I only developed a taste for shit in the musical sense.
1 IvankaTrumpIsMyWaifu 2018-02-03
I prefer it in the post sense
1 ironicshitpostr 2018-02-03
Me too but with waifus
1 LikeTotesObvi 2018-02-03
I've contracted my 5th. Dude needs to catch up
1 IAintThatGuy 2018-02-03
In [CURRENT YEAR] you need to call him "performative", I think.
1 siskonaut 2018-02-03
Ikr dude's an absolute scrub.
1 RenegadeJoeson 2018-02-03
If rimming another man's asshole is wrong, I don't wanna be right.
1 mohkohnsepicgun 2018-02-03
Well look at that... while I wasn't paying attention they've gone and cured AIDS.
When I googled "what is PreP" one of the suggestions was "What is prepared mustard?" which, set me off thinking of someone shoving English mustard up their ass...
1 princessCuck 2018-02-03
They haven't. They're taking HIV meds without actually having HIV, which stops them from getting some, but not all, kinds of HIV.
1 wtfuxlolwut 2018-02-03
As long as it's taken daily it's 99% effective making it as safe as condoms. It won't stop other sti's but it stops HIV all types.
1 princessCuck 2018-02-03
It doesn't stop Truvada-resistant strains.
1 wtfuxlolwut 2018-02-03
I went and did some reading yes your right but it still very rare 4 people out of 100k and it's not clear if a couple of them were taking meds every day. I did find this on one of the 4. Which I found lol
1 princessCuck 2018-02-03
Considering the proliferation of the medication, it isn't going to be very rare for long.
1 wtfuxlolwut 2018-02-03
Simple math says it's currently orders of magnitude more effective than advertised. Given a 100k people on it at 99% effective protection there should be 1000 people still infected while on it. There have been 4 (The actual number on PrEP is far higher)
1 CirqueDuFuder 2018-02-03
Talk about being a disgusting whore.
1 wtfuxlolwut 2018-02-03
Yeah he was fucking a minimum of 10 and a maximum of 75 people a day I'm not sure whore is a strong enough word.
1 SethRichOrDieTryin 2018-02-03
lmao I need to read more about this guy. how would he even have time to eat or sleep, let alone hold down a job?
1 plurpnslurp 2018-02-03
😱
1 SethRichOrDieTryin 2018-02-03
god what a hero. imagine taking so much hiv up your asshole that you become an outlier in an aids study
1 mohkohnsepicgun 2018-02-03
ah- that's disappointing...
suddenly decides not to suck that homeless guy's cock
1 dickingbimbos365 2018-02-03
Jerry likes sweets!
1 IAintThatGuy 2018-02-03
That makes me want to go out and get infected. Jerry sounded awesome. Too bad he got poisoned.
1 Mort_DeRire 2018-02-03
Imagine being so depraved you involve the orifice that expels feces in your sexual activity
1 Couldnt_think_of_a 2018-02-03
I have never rimmed /r/politics
1 RichEvansSextape 2018-02-03
Imagine being as vanilla as you.
1 Mort_DeRire 2018-02-03
I needn't imagine, I live the dream every day
1 jungle20mm 2018-02-03
Donald Davidson comment chain in the article is gold. Don't want to get giardia, then don't eat dirty asshole is now an insult. God I love 2018.
1 Hayleycakes2009 2018-02-03
I gotta say it, what a fucking idiot. How many times did he contract a parasite there, 3 or 4 times?! You would think someone wouldnt be so quick to lick assholes, especially after multiple times of contracting fucking parasites. But i will say at least he's being responsible for getting tested regularly, so at least theres that.
1 parameciidae 2018-02-03
You know how you get sick as hell from peppermint schnapps or something and you never want to touch the stuff again? You think learning he got sick from snarfing down asshole amoebas and parasites would have the same effect.
1 Hayleycakes2009 2018-02-03
Heard that. I still cant drink Smirnoff Ice after getting crazy wasted off of it when i was like 15. Then again that's probly a good thing, i dont drink at all now.
1 myshl0ng 2018-02-03
Bible was right
1 IAintThatGuy 2018-02-03
Is there a specific bible verse about not easing diseased bussy?
1 Epoch789 2018-02-03
Somewhere in Leviticus?
1 IAintThatGuy 2018-02-03
I mean I know it strongly discourages faggotry, but I was looking for something specific against gay rimjobs? I'll try /r/Christianity
1 Yiin 2018-02-03
I think it's sort of implied in the part about not being jealous of your neighbor's wife.
1 IAintThatGuy 2018-02-03
Interesting. Please elaborate?
1 Yiin 2018-02-03
It's like this, God helps those who helps themselves and obviously basic emotions are beyond the control of a petty human. Preempting jealosy by you and he doing things she would never dream of seems like a logical, God-fearing step.
1 IAintThatGuy 2018-02-03
That's why I like Christianity. I always find an excuse to blame a woman in any situation.
1 OnionBits 2018-02-03
Are they wrong? 🤔
1 IAintThatGuy 2018-02-03
You can never go wrong blaming women.
I have heard a proverb that is supposed to come from arabs (but I can't find a source) : "Every day beat your wife and your dog, even if you don't know why, they do".
1 OnionBits 2018-02-03
Wife beating is good, dog beating is bad 👎
1 IAintThatGuy 2018-02-03
In Islam they hate doggos. They're like vermin to them.
1 OnionBits 2018-02-03
Time to gas the Muslims then ⛽💲
1 geraldodelrivero 2018-02-03
/r/Christianity will tell you that gay rimming is actually holy.
1 hobocactus 2018-02-03
The tree in the garden of eden was actually a metaphore for bussy. Admire it from a distance but don't eat its fruit or you're fucked.
1 Why_We_Need_Islam 2018-02-03
bible
Look at how many gays are publicly frolicking in your average Christian-majority country, then look at their state in your average Muslim-majority country.
Christians have been cucked for a long time now.
1 SocialistEphebophile 2018-02-03
Um hello shot lord, for the people of Venezuela, booty may be the only groceries they’ve got
1 aonome 2018-02-03
Why do Americans have a parasite that usually only exists in the third world?
Also, why is this guy still eating strangers' bussies?
1 IAintThatGuy 2018-02-03
I think the answer to both questions might be related.
1 OnlyRacistOnReddit 2018-02-03
He likes that illegal immigrant bussy.
1 searingsky 2018-02-03
"Oh my God! What can I do to stop getting these horrible parasites except not eating ass or using protection or not fucking around or telling my boyfriend to not fuck around? Why wont anyone educate me?"
1 IAintThatGuy 2018-02-03
The world is so homophobic. Those parasites are probably gamergaters.
1 RichEvansSextape 2018-02-03
I'm tired of these ass worms with unrealistically large breasts in skimpy costumes.
1 Alwaysafraidtodie 2018-02-03
How does it take him that long for his gi bacteria to go back to normal, I was on like 5 different antibiotics at once for mrsa a few months ago and I felt normal in like a week or two.
1 IAintThatGuy 2018-02-03
If your intestinal flora is badly fucked up (imagine getting an infection that fucks with it, followed with antibiotics that fuck with it even more), it can take a long time.
I guess MRSA doesn't fuck with your intestines to begin with, so you just had to deal with the antibiotics.
1 Alwaysafraidtodie 2018-02-03
Mrsa can fuck with your intestines, and I had sepsis prior to this. i had two arge abcesses on the crooks of my arms, which gave me sepsis after the initial round (keflex, augmentin, amoxicilin) failed to threat them
1 westofthetracks 2018-02-03
cool life bro
1 Alwaysafraidtodie 2018-02-03
I love it, thanks man!
1 Time_to_Drink 2018-02-03
Guessing you are American, so maybe you are just used to awful experiences on the shitter so it doesn't feel strange to you?
1 Alwaysafraidtodie 2018-02-03
I eat very healthy, my shits were back to normal in a week after I went off antibiotucs.
1 Time_to_Drink 2018-02-03
You don't sound healthy ....
You sound like you have a compromised immune system
1 Alwaysafraidtodie 2018-02-03
I was an iv drug user, I had open sores on my arms for over a month,and they didn't get infected until I washed them with antibacterial soap and creek water while geeked as fuck. My body can't even be colonized by mrsa, I got swabbed for it after and it came back negative. Only other infection I had was pneumonia, I had a double pneumothorax, woke up out of a coma with tubes in my lungs, and somehow the bacteria got in through one of my lung tubes.
1 Time_to_Drink 2018-02-03
You also don't sound like the kind of person who's personal health story is either believable, or can be replicated by others. I think you've spent so long abusing your body that you really have no idea what heath, or at the very least a healthy shit, looks like.
I'm not interested in your reply.
1 Alwaysafraidtodie 2018-02-03
Well you obviously know better than my doctors. Totally has nothing to do with my body being much stronger than the majority, and generally taking calculated risks.
1 Alwaysafraidtodie 2018-02-03
Oh shit, just saw your username. If you actually drink a lot then you shouldn't ever lecture a drug user about anything. Alcohol is worse for your health than almost all illegal drugs.
1 HistrionicMillennial 2018-02-03
I somehow doubt drinking whiskey is worse for you than shooting smack
1 Alwaysafraidtodie 2018-02-03
Actually the inverse. Opiates cause death by overdose, but are otherwise very easy for your body to handle. Alcohol is toxic to every organ in your body and causes much more severe withdrawals and dependence. No idea why you chose heroin though, it's a very boring drug.
1 HistrionicMillennial 2018-02-03
You said you were an IV drug user so my mind defaulted to horse
1 Alwaysafraidtodie 2018-02-03
Nah arylcyclohexylamines were my doc, followed by meth
1 HistrionicMillennial 2018-02-03
Dude weed lmao
1 Alwaysafraidtodie 2018-02-03
What?
1 Alwaysafraidtodie 2018-02-03
Weed is a pussy drug
1 HistrionicMillennial 2018-02-03
I love pussy
1 Alwaysafraidtodie 2018-02-03
*bussy
1 Time_to_Drink 2018-02-03
Lol, you know nothing about me. Unfortunately I know enough about you to realise you are a complete idiot. People who talk about what their supposed doctors opinions of their health are are usually delusional hambeasts, or fuckwads ( like you) trying to explain away their rotten health brought about by years of self abuse. Druggies don’t get to lecture anyone on health outcomes, mate.
1 Alwaysafraidtodie 2018-02-03
I work out, sleep properly, eat very healthy, and have a physical job. Whiskey is for low t soyboys
1 Time_to_Drink 2018-02-03
Hmmm....pretty sure you are lying, like most smack/meth heads.
1 Alwaysafraidtodie 2018-02-03
I don't do drugs, but it sure seems like you sniff glue.
1 Time_to_Drink 2018-02-03
Basic
1 Alwaysafraidtodie 2018-02-03
Not as basic as your mom was last night, she some dead fish
1 Time_to_Drink 2018-02-03
Til: opiates make you lame and pathetic
1 Alwaysafraidtodie 2018-02-03
Yeah they are lame af, that's why you should do meth.
1 Time_to_Drink 2018-02-03
So you're on meth?
1 Alwaysafraidtodie 2018-02-03
No, I don't do drugs.
1 NasenSpray 2018-02-03
Tilidine is nice af.
1 Alwaysafraidtodie 2018-02-03
Never done it. My fav benzo is flubromazepam
1 Alwaysafraidtodie 2018-02-03
Basic
1 Time_to_Drink 2018-02-03
STOP RIMMING THIRD WORLD BUSSIES!
1 IAintThatGuy 2018-02-03
Racist.
1 Time_to_Drink 2018-02-03
This story is the reason why we should deport all versatile third world bussy. Only pure tops and bottoms allowed, and all bottoms to receive antibiotic treatment for bussy cooties
1 IAintThatGuy 2018-02-03
Sounds like the beginning of a great presidential platform for 2020.
1 Time_to_Drink 2018-02-03
More reason to build the wall
1 Threctic 2018-02-03
How about he failed at basic logic and common education?
1 IAintThatGuy 2018-02-03
I don't know how much of a shithole schools in the USA are, but in Europe we learn that any unprotected sexual contact is a risk.
1 Threctic 2018-02-03
As far as I know, a lot of their "sex ed" is telling kids to feel guilty for wanting sex and waiting as long as possible.
1 IAintThatGuy 2018-02-03
You get taught abstinence all your childhood until your pastor teaches you how it works for real.
1 shallowm 2018-02-03
Is it just a coincidence that the thumbnail of this article resembles goatse?
1 ask_about_my_hentai 2018-02-03
Honestly, I don't think it's the fact that they're eating bussy and getting sick, they're getting sick because they are in an open relationship and spreading bussy around. That's why they are getting sick.
Proof that sluttery is bad for you.
1 SombreroEnTuBoca 2018-02-03
Eat. Ass. Everyday.
1 crunchyjoe 2018-02-03
I eat my bf's bussy every day and I've never been sick. Only do it with clean buddies.
1 SocialistEphebophile 2018-02-03
This dude should have just been allowed to die naturally.
1 IAintThatGuy 2018-02-03
Day of the Rope when?
1 SocialistEphebophile 2018-02-03
Day of the No Longer Giving Antibiotics to Poz-Chasers
1 IAintThatGuy 2018-02-03
Sounds better. Won't have to touch them that way.
1 Leftist_Degenerate 2018-02-03
https://consumer.healthday.com/gastrointestinal-information-15/gastrointestinal-problems-news-330/recurring-intestinal-infections-on-the-rise-in-u-s-study-724313.html