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the post was intended to produce views, i aint surprised by the reaction.

i dont hate christians, i hate christ

i hate christ

Anti-semitism confirmed

i see what you did there, but not all jews, just one

So, what do you say to people who think you've taken the worst aspects of religion (like, the smug, "I know better than you dumb plebs; let me avail you of my great insight" arrogance. And the obnoxiousness of harassing people just trying to go about their lives), except you've replaced the only redeeming feature of the religious -sincere belief- with cringey ,middle-schooler's "LOL so random ecks dee" puns and in-jokes?

You should probably talk to some Mormons or Jehova's Witnesses for tips on not seeming so weird, and respecting people's boundaries.

you dont know what you are talking about

Why? What did I get wrong?

which pun did you find the most offensive?

More "embarrassing" than "offensive" tbh.

which one, specifically? which pun do you condemn?

circlejerking some 10 year old autist-drama for patreon handouts because you can't bring yourself to exhibit an iota of productivity to society. yeah bud you're definitely not some dogmatic sheeple

does society not find cult busting productive?

Let's start with the obvious one, Pastafarian.

Seemingly a play on Rastafarian--a belief system for the improvement of the black man--it is instead a tool of dialectic for the Christian religion. And how could it not be offensive, it was quite literally made to be? An edgy joke made for kids, to kids, by adults.

do my sincerely held religious beliefs offend you, yiin?

Sincerely? You can lie to others, but not yourself. Not that anyone believes you, but you can.

did you watch the video? do i seem insincere?

do i seem insincere?

Incredibly

which statement that i make in the video seems the most insincere to you?

Well, either the entire act is insincere or you're legit retarded.

oh so, nothing i said was insincere, but everything is said was insincere. got it

What outcome are you expecting from your "street preaching"?

i have no expected outcome

What outcome are you hoping for?

i hope to enjoy my time, and learn something

This is the dumbest LARPing I've ever seen

dumber than the pope?

Yes

high praise indeed

Where's the fire & fury I saw in the video? Pathetic

errr, its in the video

Where is it now?

waiting for a mythology to oppose

They already exist. What will opposing them do?

opposition of mythology is the end goal. opposing is the doing

That's a dumb end goal. You've already done this. Now what?

well, i enjoyed it, so ill do it again

It's just a kink then?

sure, im fine with that

I don't really care. I'm not one to kinkshame. You're just shit at selling yours

im not selling mine, im condemning yours

Condemning my what?

false religion

What's my religion?

false

That's not a religion

your religion is unique to your own mind and it is false. you just apparently dont admit it yet

A nihilist, eh? E D G Y

nope, not nihilist, try again (hint: pasta)

Why do you follow a false religion?

i dont, why do you?

your religion, like everyones, is unique to your own mind and it is false. you just apparently dont admit it yet

Now you're just contradicting yourself

i lead a false religion, i know its false, but i dont follow shit. i aint like you

i lead a false religion

Parroting some stupid shit you read online years ago doesn't make you the leader of anything.

but i dont follow shit

What do I follow?

that false religion your brain grew for you, i do wish youd keep up

did you even watch the video? or do you just hate all pastafarians?

I don't think he hates you, I don't hate you. You'll look back at this and hate yourself when you grow up though.

omg, did ANY of you even watch the video? its like yall enjoy not knowing what you are talking about

Aye I watched some of it man. Like a good 5 or 6 minutes. Its embarrassing stuff.

cool, thanks for the view, bro

No bother. Good luck.

do you just hate all pastafarians

With every atom in my body, yes.

you taught your atoms to hate? impressive. indoctrinating you kids to hate just like you is gonna be a breeze

Do you buy your internet on a disc? Is that why you think eBaums memes from '06 are funny and novel?

i dont understand any of your memespeak kid

Pastafarianism is a meme, kid.

/disagree

You can't use empty tags like that.

you dont know what you are talking about

Is that you in the video?

Don't take this the wrong way, but you're a cunt.

and you arent?

A little I expect but not a " self-important shouting on a street corner" kind of cunt.

Those are the worst.

your just the 'anonymously call people cunts online' kind? as a cunt myself, the difference is in your head

No not people generally, just the ones that very clearly are.

You do for Atheists what WBC does for Christianity.

im not atheist

A Pastafarian is an Atheist that thinks he's funny.

yeah, who told you that?

It's pretty self evident.

so, you are telling me what i believe in direct opposition to what i say?

And you should have a colander on your head. You can't even do the 2nd hand 3rd rate parody properly.

we wear pirate regalia when we preach, cunt

I was kidding, I didn't notice you actually dressed as a pirate for it.

Well at least you have some of the attention you're obviously after.

but you are still just as cunty as me, sorry kid

*teleports behind you* nice try.

O.O

"You're talking to a very intelligent person."

These guys were made for each other.

Thanks to FreeThinkingMan for this delicious pasta.

You believe that women came from the rib of man and that we are all going to exist forever but don't believe this video is real? You people sure do have a weird way of separating fact from fiction. This unnecessary handicap is a common trait among religious people. It robs them of their ability of having any accurate method for determining what is true. This is why so many are Republican because they have been conditioned from an early age to accept incredible(not credible) sources of information as truth.

the mythology you use to fill in the holes of your understanding