I can only confidently guarantee that the prostitute you end up making tender love to (lol) will shower longer than she usually does after your 5 shameful minutes of disappointing her
So I might be a retard for this, but I don't mind Jake Paul all that much. I mean he's an idiot who does a lot of silly shit, but he doesn't do batshit insane stuff and afaik nothing really harmful.
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1 SnapshillBot 2018-02-04
I can only confidently guarantee that the prostitute you end up making tender love to (lol) will shower longer than she usually does after your 5 shameful minutes of disappointing her
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1 LemonScore 2018-02-04
He's clearly joking. Are these faggots retarded
1 trelluf 2018-02-04
yes
1 Mr_Americas 2018-02-04
I think you already knew the answer to that when you typed it out
1 SuperiorExcess 2018-02-04
Most of these subs really don't get jokes or sarcasm
1 grungebot5000 2018-02-04
no screenshot sub can make it to six figures while retaining any sense of satire
1 BasedRubby 2018-02-04
🤔
1 in_hazmat_suit 2018-02-04
My son 👦🏻 can be homer sexual 🏳️🌈 My daughter 👧🏻 can be lebanese 👭 But I will NEVER ‼️ Raise a child 👶🏻 who likes Jake and Logan Paul 🙅🏻
1 Kipkluif 2018-02-04
So I might be a retard for this, but I don't mind Jake Paul all that much. I mean he's an idiot who does a lot of silly shit, but he doesn't do batshit insane stuff and afaik nothing really harmful.
1 grungebot5000 2018-02-04
his only crime that i’m aware of is being the worst kind of celebrity, but that’s enough
1 BasedRubby 2018-02-04
if making a loocow out of millions of people makes him the worst i don’t want to be good
1 grungebot5000 2018-02-04
who was the old Groompf?
1 AnnoysTheSoyboys 2018-02-04
Trump, you dumb faggot. As an obnoxious agenda poster, don't you have some anti Groompf posts to be making?
1 SethRichOrDieTryin 2018-02-04
oh you mean flumpf?
1 grungebot5000 2018-02-04
his NAME
is Grunkle Bloomp
1 JarJarBinks878 2018-02-04
Mesa tinkin dis paul man is full of da wommu womba doo doo.