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22 comments
1 SnapshillBot 2018-02-05
I can only confidently guarantee that the prostitute you end up making tender love to (lol) will shower longer than she usually does after your 5 shameful minutes of disappointing her
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1 trekkieabdullah 2018-02-05
The Catholic Church, we've made a few changes
1 SPEZ_AKBAR 2018-02-05
Engrams are basically confession for trekkies, so it makes sense.
1 You-Key-Oh-Me-She-Ma 2018-02-05
Dibs on being Tom Cruises new wife.
1 Tobans 2018-02-05
Insh'allah. L. Ron Hubbard(PBUH) knows the way!
1 Boeing676 2018-02-05
Hail Xenu
1 Tobans 2018-02-05
Bismillah
1 in_hazmat_suit 2018-02-05
You know why I 😡hate😡 Scientology? Because 👨🔬scientists 🤔think🤔 there 📈better📈 than we are. They have🈶 all these 👍cool👍 gadgets🎧 and they 🈶have🈶 hypothesizes, well all of 🇻🇮us🇻🇮 regular folks are working💼💼 down⏬⏬ at the steel mill. So what😦😦 do these no😣 good🆗, egotistical 👨🔬scientists do? They make a 🅰️🅰️ religion🔯 based off📴 of science🔬🔬 and call 📲 it🇮🇹🇮🇹 Scientology! The nerve of these 👨people👨! What are some form of prophets/saviors to 🆗good🆗 for them? Well all of us🇻🇮 regular folk, who spend there weekend away from the mill and at some kind of church⛪️ or other worshiping center, I don't 🔨judge🔨, those pesky, assbrained 👨🔬scientists, with there stupid glasses🍸 and lab coats, take there potions and robots🤖 to a🅰️ special Scientestologist Only Club house🏚🏚 🆘so🆘 they can 🈶have🈶 all the 💃fun 💃. Not only that, but they invite actors to join🈴 them. So not only does Scientology have🈶 all the smartest 👫people👫 in the world🌏, it 🇮🇹 also has🈶 the most beautiful. Wake up☝️ people👥! Scientology is a 🅰️ SCAM!!! 👨🔬Scientists have🈶 always 💭thought 💭 of the common folk as🅰️ mere peasants and now there trying to take over the world🌍🌍 with there sciencey 🔯religion 🔯🔯. These people👱 need to wake⏰ up🔺 and smell👃 the sulfur. Sometimes it's🇮🇹 ok👌 to have 🈶🈶 non-factual based thoughts💭. Facts can only get🉐 you so🆘 far. For instance, to rid some of those stupid facts from my brain, I 💘like 💘 to believe that every single human🚵 is actually carrying and controlled by an 📜ancient📜📜 alien👾 of some kind and that when we die 🎲 everyone gets🉐🉐 there own personal💻 🌚planet🌚. It's to 〽️bad 〽️ Scientologists could never believe such a 🅰️🅰️ thing or think🤔 like💗 that.
1 jaredschaffer27 2018-02-05
Scientists and religious elders alike will look back on the smoking rubble of Western culture and see your posts as the initial herald of woe.
1 in_hazmat_suit 2018-02-05
You're too kind 😊
1 grungebot5000 2018-02-05
damn, is that only five months old?
1 marmott-e 2018-02-05
subscribed and shared
1 kingofthehill5 2018-02-05
Two tom cruise trailers this year eh.
1 better_bot 2018-02-05
Is this a tide ad?
1 jinx__bot 2018-02-05
Jinx! You and bigboyy23 posted the same comment at the same time! See their comment here.
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1 better_bot 2018-02-05
good bot
1 MisterHundred 2018-02-05
damn that's crazy
1 Ed__ButteredToast 2018-02-05
Kys
1 DistortedLines 2018-02-05
XDDDD
1 O5-8 2018-02-05
For srs though what's going on with those comments?
Are they really that bad at shilling?
1 allendrio 2018-02-05
Remem when they killed that 4chan guys pet during that massive dramafued between them and internet retards
1 aliceunknown 2018-02-05
Dumb fucking goys.