No wonder you have an army of pretentious neckbeard losers following you around

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I like him.

He drinks Louis Jadot. That's enough for me to like him.

He seems cool alright and if you like him, Ed, I'll give him a sub.

Their Pinot Noir is awesome.

If soy gives you man-tits, why isn't all of asia sporting DD's?

Have you seen asian women?

Yeah, most have very humble tiddies.

have YOU?

This “Soyboy” meme is getting out of hand, and honestly, it’s just REALLY fucking ignorant. I have been lactose intolerant since I was a child. I literally shit myself in 2nd grade once. I grew up eating loads of Soy and rice based versions of dairy products, soy milk, soy ice cream, soy cheese, you fucking name it! My parents didn’t force them down my throat either. I LOVED the Soy foods immensely. I am currently Six Foot fucking Four. I have a massive fucking beard, and a decently sized 7 inch cock with visible veins. I am attending University, studying for a PhD in Math, any job I want, $300k+ starting fucking salary. Who is the SoyBoy now faggot?

studying for a PhD in Math $300k+ starting fucking salary

unless you were studying data analytics and you were going to work as an analyst for a bank. then no i don't think so

Quantitative finance and machine learning are some of the largest hiring sectors for mathematicians.

Who gives a shit.

Is this copypasta?

No. And everything is true except for the part about my seven inch, veiny cock. It's actually nine inches when erect.

What kind of man has a sub 10- inch dick. Fuck outta here wit day tiny soyboy diglett

5'4" 148lbs and 14 months into lifting. I’ve gained ~25lbs since I started. Plan on starting a cut in a month or so for summer.

Excuse the messy hair and stupid face, I just woke up:

https://i.imgur.com/ZFcYGkl.jpg

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Go play in traffic

fuck off bitchtits

I know you're full of shit because you said that you only shit yourself in 2nd grade once. Everyone has gambled on a fart and lost as an adult.

We also don't need the details of your bull either.

Currently 22, have not lost on a gamble fart yet.

Let's see how long my odds last me.

that beard you have is actualy female pubic hair growing on your face. and its not there cause you went muff-diving after swimming about in a glue factory, no its there cause your DNA is ruined by soy.

I really admire how health aware the alt-right is, I'm sure once they discover how bad eating red meat is, or how much sugar is in the western diet they'll be as passionate about those as they are about soy.

>the medier

MAYNE STREAM METEOR

people seem to like this guy, i guess i'll withhold judgment til i have sound

btw, if you eat beef you're getting a ton of soy, ijs, there's no escape

why did i enjoy this

It looks like you wrote a lowercase I instead of an uppercase I. This has happened 258 times on Reddit since the launch of this bot.

i wonder if i can fuck with you by leaving multiple "i's" and throw off the "i" count.

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i, i Captain?

i frequently do that intentionally

Can't wait for the day when reddit makes their API way harder to access

fuck off bot

Hey u/commentiquette what's your favorite brand of wine/soy?

This man is one of the few YouTubers left that actually make funny shit.