This “Soyboy” meme is getting out of hand, and honestly, it’s just REALLY fucking ignorant. I have been lactose intolerant since I was a child. I literally shit myself in 2nd grade once. I grew up eating loads of Soy and rice based versions of dairy products, soy milk, soy ice cream, soy cheese, you fucking name it! My parents didn’t force them down my throat either. I LOVED the Soy foods immensely. I am currently Six Foot fucking Four. I have a massive fucking beard, and a decently sized 7 inch cock with visible veins. I am attending University, studying for a PhD in Math, any job I want, $300k+ starting fucking salary. Who is the SoyBoy now faggot?
that beard you have is actualy female pubic hair growing on your face. and its not there cause you went muff-diving after swimming about in a glue factory, no its there cause your DNA is ruined by soy.
I really admire how health aware the alt-right is, I'm sure once they discover how bad eating red meat is, or how much sugar is in the western diet they'll be as passionate about those as they are about soy.
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1 SnapshillBot 2018-02-05
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1 serialflamingo 2018-02-05
I like him.
1 in_hazmat_suit 2018-02-05
I Looooove him 😍😍. Did you watch his video on Mandela effect? It's hilarious.
1 better_bot 2018-02-05
He drinks Louis Jadot. That's enough for me to like him.
1 in_hazmat_suit 2018-02-05
He's unironically my favorite utuber lol 😊
1 better_bot 2018-02-05
He seems cool alright and if you like him, Ed, I'll give him a sub.
1 MockJohnson 2018-02-05
Their Pinot Noir is awesome.
1 better_bot 2018-02-05
If soy gives you man-tits, why isn't all of asia sporting DD's?
1 die_rattin 2018-02-05
Have you seen asian women?
1 better_bot 2018-02-05
Yeah, most have very humble tiddies.
1 grungebot5000 2018-02-05
have YOU?
1 Mr_Americas 2018-02-05
This “Soyboy” meme is getting out of hand, and honestly, it’s just REALLY fucking ignorant. I have been lactose intolerant since I was a child. I literally shit myself in 2nd grade once. I grew up eating loads of Soy and rice based versions of dairy products, soy milk, soy ice cream, soy cheese, you fucking name it! My parents didn’t force them down my throat either. I LOVED the Soy foods immensely. I am currently Six Foot fucking Four. I have a massive fucking beard, and a decently sized 7 inch cock with visible veins. I am attending University, studying for a PhD in Math, any job I want, $300k+ starting fucking salary. Who is the SoyBoy now faggot?
1 I_FART_OUT_MY_BUTT69 2018-02-05
unless you were studying data analytics and you were going to work as an analyst for a bank. then no i don't think so
1 Gauss-Legendre 2018-02-05
Quantitative finance and machine learning are some of the largest hiring sectors for mathematicians.
1 RyeWhiskeyy 2018-02-05
Who gives a shit.
1 Clark_Savage_Jr 2018-02-05
Is this copypasta?
1 Mr_Americas 2018-02-05
No. And everything is true except for the part about my seven inch, veiny cock. It's actually nine inches when erect.
1 Talonek 2018-02-05
What kind of man has a sub 10- inch dick. Fuck outta here wit day tiny soyboy diglett
1 shut_up_frank 2018-02-05
Excuse the messy hair and stupid face, I just woke up:
https://i.imgur.com/ZFcYGkl.jpg
🤔
1 choriposting 2018-02-05
Go play in traffic
1 BumwineBaudelaire 2018-02-05
fuck off bitchtits
1 icyhat 2018-02-05
I know you're full of shit because you said that you only shit yourself in 2nd grade once. Everyone has gambled on a fart and lost as an adult.
We also don't need the details of your bull either.
1 MoonzWolf 2018-02-05
Currently 22, have not lost on a gamble fart yet.
Let's see how long my odds last me.
1 miraoister 2018-02-05
that beard you have is actualy female pubic hair growing on your face. and its not there cause you went muff-diving after swimming about in a glue factory, no its there cause your DNA is ruined by soy.
1 Lowelll 2018-02-05
I really admire how health aware the alt-right is, I'm sure once they discover how bad eating red meat is, or how much sugar is in the western diet they'll be as passionate about those as they are about soy.
1 makes_people_cringe 2018-02-05
>the medier
1 going_for_a_wank 2018-02-05
MAYNE STREAM METEOR
1 grungebot5000 2018-02-05
people seem to like this guy, i guess i'll withhold judgment til i have sound
btw, if you eat beef you're getting a ton of soy, ijs, there's no escape
1 grungebot5000 2018-02-05
why did i enjoy this
1 Yasuo_Spelling_Bot 2018-02-05
It looks like you wrote a lowercase I instead of an uppercase I. This has happened 258 times on Reddit since the launch of this bot.
1 TheRootinTootinPutin 2018-02-05
i wonder if i can fuck with you by leaving multiple "i's" and throw off the "i" count.
1 Yasuo_Spelling_Bot 2018-02-05
It looks like you wrote a lowercase I instead of an uppercase I. This has happened 289 times on Reddit since the launch of this bot.
1 BestOfIncels 2018-02-05
i, i Captain?
1 grungebot5000 2018-02-05
i frequently do that intentionally
1 ATissu 2018-02-05
Can't wait for the day when reddit makes their API way harder to access
1 Orsonius 2018-02-05
fuck off bot
1 sixty_nine_69 2018-02-05
Hey u/commentiquette what's your favorite brand of wine/soy?
1 Wraith_GraveSpell 2018-02-05
This man is one of the few YouTubers left that actually make funny shit.