Lol, holy shit I think that may have hit a bit close to home for most of that sub.

/u/scupdoodleydoo your dog/cat/ferret doesn't love you, it would eat you if you ever stopped giving it food.

Sorry you're so horrible that even animals refuse to love you.

No matter how much you like to pretend otherwise, that little doggie isn't gonna continue your genepool or anything like that and the amount of time you waste on raising it will have no returns when it dies after 10-15 years of living in your tiny apartment

Sorry you're so horrible that even animals refuse to love you.

this but unironically :/

I don't have dog, I'm just a person who's heard of a little something called empathy.

empathy

lmao r u gay or smth

the Empathy Trap !

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Empathy is for cucks

how does it feel knowing that the only continuity your genes are ever going to have is the nutritional value that they'll give to the maggots in your grave?

Feels good bitch.

The culmination of thousands of years of progeny and it all ends with one bad seed.

please keep ur faggy metanarratives out of my evolution

evolution is a metanarrative

bur you probably don't disagree

Wtf no it's not

Of course it is, energy goes hither and thither, but of course stupid lower-order systems come up with some stupid story for what goes where.

Energy is just as much of a human model as evolution, just because it's more general doesn't mean it's objective reality that supersedes all. And they are just regular narratives about how certain objects will act according to certain circumstances, meta narratives latch onto the main narrative and say some dumb shit like "evolution is meant to culminate in the ultimate being through tests" which is also just plain wrong along with being being retarded shit

Oh well!

Pets are children who die young and stupid.

The good ones are fluffy too.

imagine being childfree and literally paying other people to raise their children through taxes while wiping yourself from the genepool. LMAOing @ your life

whatever you say my guy

No one cares for your genes today and no one will care in 10 years when you dead either. You not royalty m8, no drama user is.

Death is pretty bad for all types, fam. Your child will put you in a home and never visit you. When you die alone, it will go through all your belongings while mocking you for being a pathetic hoarder or sad for valuing things it cares little for. Your keepsakes will end up in a dumpster or the local second hand shop. No one will remember you.

Viking funeral in your own house, leave only ashes.

Hopefully turns into a block fire, nets you slaves for the after-life

I don't care if you are being ironic, you have changed what's going in my will.

My above description is simply based on watching what happens when parents die. Children develop their own lives, and these lives usually become less and less connected to the lives of their parents. Eventually a parent just becomes another problem for the child to manage. This is usually ok for the child because there is a whole industry geared towards making this problem go away, societies expectations of children are low because no one likes the reminder of death that is old people, and its only a short time in the scheme of things for the child. There is an end point, your death, and then everyone gets to move on with their lives. Most people have nothing of value, other than their real estate. Most things are just junk, even keep-sakes, especially when you just want to move on with the rest of your life. Usually almost everything ends up in a dumpster.

Or you can die suddenly and your dogs/cats eat your face. At least then you may end up in the paper, or at least be the centrepiece of some poor first responders gnarley story.

Ancestor worship is the way, then. You're being so contradictory.

No, spend your money on what makes you the happiest. If constantly sacrificing your needs to genetically similar creature makes you happy (doubtful) then be my guest. Personally, I intend to have a fully robotic retirement and funeral.

In that case, to be honest, I'd rather be uploaded to the cloud. From there, I'm confident I could initiate a scenario straight from GitS.

Vikings buried their dead

it would eat you if you ever stopped giving it food.

out of the points you could have made you picked something this dumb. humans will start eating each other too if they run out of food

Yeah but that would be an animals first reaction because they have no actual emotional connection to a human. Pretty sure a child would be a lot more hesitant to eat its parents than a dog

Yep, no internal struggle required for your cats before they start chomping away.

Shut up my cats love me

hesitating when encountering a new, delicious source of brotein

that child was never gonna make it anyway

I feel like if that was true there'd be alot less people starving their pets,

Or atleast more mauled ones.

I'm talking more of a hypothetical situation where a cat or dog that runs free in the house suddenly stops getting food. I think it's not too crazy to think it might end up trying to take a bite out of it's owner. Usually in instances where pets are starved they are like tied up somewhere right?

I've seen people let their dogs run free in the house and not feed them first-hand,

I don't really want to go into animal phycology over this but that's my 2 cents.

I was about to say fuck dogs but then you got me with the fat blue shirt guy. I'm a 30 year old virgin who lives with his parents so it's not exactly like I'm swimming in poon and need to worry about kids. However I know of some people I went to school with who would be living my type of lifestyle but they were attractive enough to knock up an ugly chick and now they have to have a job to pay child support.

And thus, a wave of bitter depression washed over them all.

He can make cocktails with all his bitters.

no matter who you are, or what your life is like, that statement makes you feel depressed. i think i might kill myself.

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Link? I want to see the replies.

This is normally one of the most garbage memes but /u/Burlish knocked it out of the park this time.

Thx m8

Holy shit there's a lot of bitter people in there, beautifully done

is /r/childfree the new /r/politics here?

I really wish it would be. Politics is so boring now

u/aliceunknown is this accurate

r/childfree types are usually mayos. Really makes you think, doesn't it?

/u/Zap_Powerz

Life is a quirk of nature, thinking there's any point or higher task behind it is a spiritistic delusion. Not reproducing is just as good as reproducing.

Thats what genes drive organisms to do.

These funky genes are at it again!

IM FAMOUS!!!!

I wish your genes would have driven you to end in a miscarriage

God, you and me both man. I would have saved you and me a whole lot of trouble.

/u/chad_thundercuck laying it on a bit thick in there my dude

I lay it thick on your mom's face tonight

Good luck with that. She's postmenopausal so probably not going to pop out many glorious aryan babies.

I was planning on cumming on her face anyway, hence my first comment. Judging by your comprehension there's probably a monkey in your family tree anyway.

lol incel

Autist

Ayyy incel lmao

probably a monkey in your family tree anyway.

Watch it pal, r/drama does not tolerate racism against the Irish.

(((HIBERNIANS)))

Faith and begorrah, tis another potato famine!

I don't know how you can think the Irish are even human

this is bad banter.

LOL

how does it feel to bait someone into the thread and then get absolutely rekt by some racist dude

Not really idk

Go away ed. Shoo

Wow rude!!

I swear to god ed I’m rolling up a newspaper right now gtfo

u r being vvvvv rude2me :(

Boo u old man! Boo u! 😭

Sssh ed, ssssh

Dying sad and alone in a house full of stray animals. Sounds like the good life to me.

some would just call that posting in r/drama

wage cucking for kids and a fat wife doesn't sound better. either way i'll probably be depressed.

childfree/antinatalists on reddit are wonderfully insane. I reccomend that anyone with an interest in sperg-watching and some free time try browsing either subreddit, its good fun.

Childfree is full of bitter bitches who got too hurt by chad and either need a good deep dicking or feminazis who hate dick no matter what.

Starterpacks is your average numale reddit video game playing Terry crews jerking Rick and Morty watching sub.

And youre the alpha male with all your nazi tatts.

https://i.imgur.com/zE3VxqP_d.jpg?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=medium

i love everything about this comic lol.

Childfree has got to be one of the most angry for no reason subs there is. Makes me think they’re not all childfree by choice.

I'm still a woman even if I can't conceive

Depends on the reason you can't conceive honestly.

probably has too many balls

I thought childfree would be about all the great things you have time and money to do when you don't have kids. Was very disappointed.

i remember back when i thought MGTOW would be guys talking about how cool their life is cause they don't devote time to girlfriends or marriage.

oh boy......

Haha. We were so young once!

I think I'm gonna have a kid so I don't end up a bitter freak. Hope you're back to fucking women.

i went there a few times during an angry break up phase and then yiked outa there. not back to fucking women but at least i'm trying =[

I took a break from men during an angry break up phase too. I'm old now and don't know how to meet people but I've found dating apps super helpful for getting laid and attracting stalkers.

yeah i'm on dating apps. they are ummm, they are not as easy for men as they are for women.

Oh yeah fair point. On the plus side, mostly I've met crazies that I wish would lose my number so maybe it's for the best!

Alcohol works great for sleeping alone too!

i'm gonna have to do something retarded and actually hit on girls in real life or something, sounds utterly absurd and i bet literally no one does that ever, but i'll have to.

Initiate conversation irl? Sounds terrible. Let me know how this insane plan goes.

You don't even need to wander that far, I'm right here! AMA

I don't get why childfree people give a shit about others doing or not doing it. Not having any children means I have zero shits to give about what happens when I'm gone.

I don't want kids but I'm totally okay with admitting it's because I don't want the responsibility, I like being able to drink expensive booze and I'm lazy when it comes to dealing with other people's problems so I can only imagine i would be a neglectful parent.

Plus I'm mayo so I'd rather not pollute the gene pool.

so you love drinking and you don't have that much of an emotional maturity? sounds like half the dads i know and their kids still love them. it's not like kids goo to their parents for comfort and advice after the age of 9 anyway. just make sure you provide a steady stream of income and you'll be fine

it's not like kids go to their parents for comfort and advice after the age of 9 anyways

so nearly a decade of having to put up with some tiny freak crying into your shoulder? ill pass

but i want all my income to myself. no desire for kids, but i don't feel superior to other humans because of it. like the other guy, i'm just very selfish and lazy.

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Can we date?

There is a happy place, where you get to go on holidays whenever and wherever you want, go out to new exciting bars whenever, sleep for however long you want, and have a house full of nice things that little grubby hands don’t get to touch. You can only have this heaven without children, although it is achievable with a dog or cat. Also, money. It’s mostly about money. Everyone in that thread, on both sides, sounds poor and gross.

I, too, am fond of laughing at poor people

Do you prefer to roll the window of the limousine up or down when you laugh at them? I like to keep the mirror tinted window rolled up so as not to hurt their feelings. It's one of those little things I do to be noble, which is another way I'm better than them.

If you are so poor that the only 'happiness' you can eke out of this miserable planet is via having children or a dog, then you are already dead. Do us all a favour and bury yourself before you stink up the place.

You didn't answer my question tho

Real rich people construct their lives so that they never come across poor people....unless they are actually cumming across them.

This guy is literally a cuck

i always found it sad how cucks have had more girlfriends than an incel did

Cucks have no self respect and I'd rather be incel any day. Cucks are the reason we have so many mouthy sjw feminists walking around now. Letting women be picky and double dip when they need to be smacked in the mouth and put in their place.

yeah but i'm just saying, think about it. cucks are manly enough to have went out of their way one moment in time to ask a (usually hot) girl on a date, keep impressing her with dates for an extended period of time (no less than 3 months atleast) without freaking her out, making her like him enough that she'd accept to marry him. that's decades far away from anything an incel would even dream of being able to do

Lol cucks are not marrying anywhere near attractive bitches. And most who marry do it for betabux. Why continue to ride the cock carousel when your looks are fading when you can leech off a beta and still get to fuck Kwame.

i'd rather have sexual access to a hot girl and just suppress my feelings of inadequacy that she cucks me. that sounds way better than being an "incel" and never getting any ass at all.

It seems like a problem that we can all come together and solve (beyond the mayocide I mean).

Alternatively, this whole subbredit should be renamed /r/canttakeajoke

The “new parent” starter pack went to the front page yesterday. We know which demographic can take a joke.

Yooooo

We know which demographic can take a joke.

Is it the one that got so salty they had to make 10+ "countermemes" to post and then rage defend them in the comments when said posts failed to crack 100 upvotes?

It's definitely not the one that reads a meme giving a light ribbing to their lifestyle and immediately spergs the fuck out and follows every cross post related to the original meme so they can shove their self righteous garbage in the face of people who are having fun.

Oh hey, didn't notice you standing there.

"Having kids is greedy! I don't need someone to carry on my genes!"

"And they won't even be there at your deathbed anyway!"

I love when the childfree types act like they aren't afraid of death when they clearly are

/u/CHAD_THUNDERCUCK killed it in that thread. Is he a mod yet?

They won't mod me because they are too cucked

Is that Zoe Quinn bottom left?

...yeah. Weird.

This hit way too close to home for starterpacks tbh, more so than the "modern male" one

the fuckin got us