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211  2018-02-06 by TheSnooper

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WUZ

GOATS.

KANGZ

I'm smart enough my grad school pays for me.

AKA I ta history classes while I get my masters. Who the fuck is she trying to fool?

High schoolers and the occasional undergrad, I guess.

Why do so many retarded blacks wanna be the civilization that was owned by the wussiest of ethnicities, jews? It's like some group of guys wanna be the 2008 lions, lol.

It's like some group of guys wanna be the 2008 lions

Boi.

>wussiest of ethnicities

> literally secretly rule the world

Pick one.

>secretly

wussiest

Computer, please define.

He mean wheeziest*

I laughed.

The exodus didn't really happen iirc, the most biblical maximalists can come up with was that Egyptian rule sometimes involved some noble families going to live in Egypt proper and maybe they got to go home at some point. This is very different from Assyrian captivity where villages and useful trades were occasionally shipped off.

Jews literally still own you white slaves so I guess y’all are just a bunch of bitches too

y’all

speak non-nigger please

If you whites don’t like it y’all can kill yourselves

but then who'll pay taxes that are keeping you and half your family alive?

I’m Jewish I have more wealth then you or your trailer trash family will obtain in 20 generations.

I DEMAND AS A KANG U GIVE BACK THE LANDS YOU STOLE YOU BUTTFUCKER

what are you on about that’s literally hick speak

>thinking Biblical Egypt has any historicity to it at all

Look man, Jews or Alex the Great or aliens or That Attila guy or whatever, it all comes down to getting owned and pwned. Honestly, if Egypt focused more on being bad-ass military dudes and not building gigantic pyramids for balding kids with downs, then they would still stand to this day.

If that's your perspective then make fun of them for kowtowing to the inbred halfwit offspring of Alexander's bastard brother for generations instead of the fantasy Egypt some desert nomads put in their holy book as a metaphor for Abraham leaving his mother's basement.

Puts on rage against the machine No. I won't do what you tell me. Uh uh.

dont forget the Romans

or the French

or the British

or the Greeks AGAIN

KANGZ

HOL UP smacks lips SO U BE SAYIN posts obscure blogpost about kangz SO U SAYIN, HOL UP steals your history SO U BE SAYIN WE WUZ KANGZ AND SHIEET?

seems to have struck a nerve

What irritates the hell out of me about this is that there were Nubian pharaohs and they really were badass. When you lie about history to make it revolve around the politics of your own time, you're doing a disservice to your ancestors... or... if I may claim inheritance to the whole human race... to our ancestors.

When you lie about history to make it revolve around the politics of your own time, you're doing a disservice to your ancestors... or... if I may claim inheritance to the whole human race... to our ancestors.

What a bunch of philistines

Out of your mind.

The only long term Nubian who ran Egypt was a pharoah in the 10th dynasty.

You wanna know what also happened in the 10th dynasty?

Ancient Egypt fucking collapses...

Coincidence?

Ancient Egypt fucking collapses..

It was already on the verge of collapse several centuries prior to that.

Egypt was always on the verge of collapse, if they had lost one of the myriads of battles they fought throughout the years they would have collapsed much earlier.

This is par for the course for the vast majority of ancient civilizations

if they had lost one of the myriads of battles

if you're going to use this word then try to use it correctly

Look at what Alexander the Great accomplished. Any civilization is only a moment's notice away from being conquered or collapsing.

Uhh 15 dynasties later there was one consisting entirely of Nubians, so much so that it's literally named the Nubian dynasty.

Though, ironically, despite being outsiders themselves they oversaw a return to traditional Egyptian values/architecture.

Twenty-fifth Dynasty of Egypt

The Twenty-fifth Dynasty of Egypt (notated Dynasty XXV, alternatively 25th Dynasty or Dynasty 25), also known as the Nubian Dynasty or the Kushite Empire, was the last dynasty of the Third Intermediate Period that occurred after the Nubian invasion of Ancient Egypt.

The 25th dynasty was a line of rulers originating in the Kingdom of Kush – in present-day northern Sudan and southern Egypt – and most saw Napata as their spiritual homeland. They reigned in part or all of Ancient Egypt from 744–656 BC. The dynasty began with Kashta's invasion of Upper Egypt and culminated in several years of both successful and unsuccessful war with the Mesopotamian based Assyrian Empire. The 25th Dynasty's reunification of Lower Egypt, Upper Egypt, and also Kush (Nubia) created the largest Egyptian empire since the New Kingdom.


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You may not claim inheritance for the whole human race, you presumptuous mayo

The Nubian egyptians were the masterrace, you have no credit to their glory

nubians are also nilotes. they are extremely different to bantus who african americans came from.

When you lie about history to make it revolve around the politics of your own time, you're doing a disservice

Whenever someone lies to male a political point, it makes the listener think "Damn, this dudes point isn't good enough on its own, what a buster"

a mark ass buster, even

Why are they so surprised that a black person who stayed in the shade all the time produced less melanin?

Barry Soeto was Indoneasian!

(Recreation of ancient king Barack Obama from genetic markers)[https://i.imgur.com/09jFEY5.jpg]

he is white though

Holy shit people are stupid. Just because the ancient Egyptians weren't white doesn't mean they were black.

You're correct. They were ducking purple people eaters.

Yeah the black Egyptians stuff is ridiculous. On the other hand so is that guy in the replies saying Ancient Egyptians were European, which was the big Kangz controversy in the 1800s. The overwhelming evidence is that Ancient Egyptians were a mix of some Nubians/Sub Saharan Africans and mostly Levantines/Arabs, just like Egyptians today.

The problem with Ancient Egyptians is that they exist in region that is heavily conquered , migration, and trade. Like one migration wave can fucking flip the population demographics in the region heavily.

Like one migration wave can fucking flip the population demographics in the region heavily.

Ehhh that depends tbh

The Moors were around Spain and the Iberian peninsula for a long time and while there’s still some North African admixture those groups are still very much European. Just an example

Romans conquered damn near all of europe and brits still look like brits, frenchies like frenchies, and germs like germs.

frenchies like frenchies

Don’t the French in Southern France look more like Greeks/Spaniards than your typical baguette lol

French here, can confirm

It's actually quite impressive France managed to become a political entity in just two hundred years. Pre-1789 France was a patchwork of cultures.

Today southerners and northerners still shittalk each other, but it's just bants. "Oh, you're going north during holidays, enjoy the rain I guess".

Straight up "races" are kinda blurry after all the time that has passed, but southern France definitely had more neanderthal settlements, then during the ancient era south was the whole "mediterranean" admixture while north was central european farmer people from the Danube.

France still seems like a shoddy patch job of different European/North African cultures intermingling tbh. How do Algerians/Moroccans fare in France? I’ve seen news reports of them clashing with the Afro-French and Jews

No, 'brits' look like 'brits' and the English look like Anglo-Saxons... because they came from modern day Germany and Denmark, killed all the men and raped all the women.

'Brits' are the Welsh and to a lesser extent the Cornish.

Thats literally the definition of a no true scotsman argument. I was figuring people could make the distinction between people who conquered and left and people who conquered and stayed. You notice how none of those people look italian?

Ve vill rob ze women and rape ze men.

There's no archeological evidence that the Anglo saxons wiped out native Britons in England. It was a cultural conversion from the top down more than anything. There was significant migration but they mainly intermarried. They certainly didn't kill all the men and rape all the women, they would have left a far greater DNA impact if they had.

The most recent study I have seen suggests >50% male population replacement in Kent, the area most affected by Anglo-Saxon settlement.

Elite dominance, apartheid, or genocide, Anglo Saxon laws codified two times the weregild for Saxons than Briton. So the value of a Briton's life was clearly indicated.

The complete disappearance of 'native' British burials, wholesale replacement of language, place names, and personal names certain suggests something more dramatic than 'cultural conversion.'

Genetic evidence, primary sources, and material evidence combine to paint a picture showing profound reduction in Britons and equally dramatic influence of Anglo-Saxons. A legacy so profound that 1/3 of 'English' today are more 'German' than 'Celtic.'

So while archeology hasn't found mass graves of Britons, the available data, when taken as a whole, indicate.... 'They killed all the men and raped all the women.'

... but hey in 10 years the picture might be totally different.

Conquering militarily and occupying them is different than migrating a large population there.

Arabs conquered Spain and occupied it for a long time, but the populations rarely mingled

I wouldn't use the term flip. It's true that the population on the Nile has changed a lot genetically since 2200 b.c. Doesn't change the fact that they're still the descendants of the Ancient Egyptians. I've seen the we wuz kingz crowd argue dumb shit like that the Arab invasion completely replaced the indigenous (black ofc) population. Racist against current day Egyptians really.

Probably more greeks than sub saharan africans

Well yea the ruling class was greek for awhile but saying this means most egyptians were greek is a bit like saying most people in the Congo Free State were Belgian

Nah son greeks went to live there too , shit was right across the sea. There were greek empires next to the Himalayans colonized by greeks you think they werent making the trek to Egypt?

Thats true but Greeks did not migrate in nearly large enough numbers to change the demographics of the region, they served as a largely cloistered ruling class, lots of Europeans travelled to African colonies in the 1800s and there are still white people there today but these colonies by no means became majority white

You're out of your mind if you are trying to compare the migrations of ancients Greeks to ancient Egypt with 19th century European colonists.

I aint talking about sub saharan africans bro, Im talking about Egyptians

Probably more greeks than sub saharan africans

This the post that you responded to you fucking retard

You do realize that there were not that many ancient Greeks. They couldn't have made a significant impact on a local population through immigration. Alexander had an army of only like 30k or some shit when he went on his march. You're right the colonial times isn't an apt description. A better one would be the Norman invasion of England. All the uppercrust got a French injection and spoke French for a couple hundred years. The commoners were still very thoroughly english

According to Wikipedia (they cite books that I'm not reading) Alexandria and other Greek influences cities were 30% Greek during Greco roman rule

Yah the upper echelons of the poshest cities were Greek. But that's still a small sliver of the overall population is what I'm saying

30% of cities is more than sub saharan africans had , thats literally im saying

Greeks did go to live there but there’s no evidence Greek migration had a significant demographic impact. Most were based in a few cities like Alexandria while the rest of the population remained rural.

More impact than sub Saharan Africans though

The closest living relatives to ancient Egyptians are probably the Copts, whose history goes back to shortly after Jesus died.

/thread

i thought it was accepted that modern day egyptians are the most closely related to ancient egyptians

They're related but I believe the Arab conquests had an effect on the demographics in the same way the Romans are probably still floating around the genepool of West and South Europe.

It reminds me of this Twitter thread where an Egyptian guy mentions that and argues with a few people about it in the comments.

Here's an /r/drama thread about some pretty similar drama.

I think that the Copts are the closest in DNA

"people"

they weren't even all one color

only one of the pharoahs was black though, IIRC

Trust me it's on purpose, they try to whitewash history & feed it to the masses because they lack a culture of their own

Still trying to whitewash history. @hodakotb should have slapped that thing off the platform

People source the fact that Egyptians weren't properly black but also not properly white and prove it with sources

B-b-but whites can't stand the sun must be a lie can't prove shit though

It's almost how closer you get to the equator in Africa, the blacker the population gets, how weird. (((American Education))) strikes again.

So...shadeism, because she's not black enough? Lol

the colonialism of Egypt

Are black Americans serious.

Egyptians have been genetically proven to be the same people living in Egypt currently and they share the same genetic markers with Berbers, a group who is fucking native to North Africa and isn’t black in the slightest. It’s like these people never graduated high school

It’s like these people never graduated high school

Well black Americans are graduating at an all time high for them. Only a quarter never graduate.

I just find it to be so depressing that these people are so ignorant of the world and a culture they attempt to take as their own while knowing nothing about it. It’s incredibly absurd.

I just find it to be so depressing that these people are so ignorant of the world and a culture they attempt to take as their own while knowing nothing about it.

I don't have a picture of a white trash guy with viking tattoos can somebody post one for me?

we wuz Vikingz

tfw ur just an Irish mutt who’s family was mostly poor peasants

but muh potatoes

lol at least they were the same colour

And the ones that do graduate...

People are always projecting themselves and modern desires onto ancient civilisations, iirc this was true even in ancient times.

Imo Hoeteps love of ancient Egypt is more about the desire among some African American communities for a narrative that centers themselves at the heart of the European/western cultural tradition than anything else.

what hoteps do with egypt is pretty much exactly the same as what white people did for centuries/do with rome. its actually harmless

And Europeans did the same thing with egypt, hoteps are basically a reaction to that trying to centre black people within that old style 'civilisational' narrative, with an added 'glorious past' subverted element.

Generally this is in a fine tradition of people appropriating historical entities for their own group narratives that goes back thousands of years and extends to almost any group I can think of, including various ancient near east kingdoms who sought to legitimise themselves by connecting themselves to even older near east polities/rulers/etc.

The Germans looking at Rome and going 'muh ancestors' is actually worse. The Franks and the Lombards were the ones that destroyed Western Rome, they were literally the barbarian hordes. It'd be like Mongols laying claim to China's achievements or Arabs laying claim to Persia's.

All of which is to say, mayocide now.

well the mongol/china thing is a bit more complicated tho

Yeah for the Yuan dynasty at least Mongols can lay some claim to its achievements, though a lot of those achievements were made by extremely sinicized Mongols.

We don't consider the Romans our ancestors in Germany. And we're proud of our barbarian leaders

you did call yourselves the third reich in one particular era

Because obviously everybody is still a Nazi here.

we haven't been talking about just this moment right now in history. the conversation was started was a vague reference to all the times europeans have pretended to be roman over the years INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO renaissance italians and nazi germans

Why can't they claim the Holy Roman Empire? It was largely Germanic in a territorial and tribal sense, and wasn't a continuation of the actual Roman empire. They weren't claiming Roman ancestry, they were claiming germanic ancestry of the largest kingdom in the holy roman empire. Seems fair to me.

im not saying they cant im saying it doesnt fucking matter. its all just fetishization of a long dead culture that has little to do with the modern day besides some stupid political statement

I was mostly talking about stormweenies and Amerimutts(Who're also majority German or island German).

I think the existence of the HRE does point to Germans being Romaboos too, though.

Germans being Romaboos

Can't argue with that. Goes for the rest of Europe too though, except the Greeks who have their own ancient civilization.

We do sorta lay a claim to Persian achievements though, just in manner that is a bit more sneaky.

When you encounter a historic 'muslim scholar' you should check we're he's from and what you'll find is that a majority of them were Persian scholars, and that they're only defined as muslim or even arab scholars because arabs forced them to shoehorn faith in their works. His name escapes me but there's this one guy who wrote half a page dedicated to Islam as an opener, and then wrote his huge magnus opus that was totally unrelated from the next page on, never mentioning faith again in the entire book.

Berbers, a group who is fucking native to North Africa and isn’t black in the slightest.

Berbers can be black. Have you ever met a Berber?

As far as I understand it, the few black Berber tribes like the Tuareg immigrated to their lands and simply took on the culture/language. I’m aware that they come in many shades but most people who have Berber descent I’ve met are either bronze coloured or fairly light skinned.

the few black Berber tribes like the Tuareg immigrated to their lands

So when you said the Berbers are native to North Africa you were wrong?

I’m aware that they come in many shades

So when you said they weren't black in the slightest you were wrong?

So when you said the Berbers are native to North Africa you were wrong?

The lighter/browner pigmented Berbers are, groups like the Tuareg are not.

So when you said they weren't black in the slightest you were wrong?

The indigenous Berbers like the Maghreb are not black, no. A case can be made for the Tuareg who Native to the Sahara but Maghreb are mainly the ones who are closest to Egyptians and regularly come in white pigmentation to fairly brown pigmentation. I wouldn’t say they were black in the slightest

carpet weavin motherf--

Is it bad that I knew what kind of drama this was from seeing one word?

They will always have Wakanda

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who was black and who was white means fuck all in a time where race was defined differently than it is today.

anyone who cares about this argument either way has a political agenda

caring about science means you have a political agenda.

I don't think trying to establish historical fact means you have an agenda just because it happens to aggrivate angry black people.

race is a cultural construct

historical fact is that in nefertiti's lifetime, she was considered egyptian. not black, not white, not middle eastern. egyptian

Which is was white people believe , they're in denial about what the KANGZ really looked liked

you have to realize the way you talk about this is helping my argument that anyone who cares about this shit either way has an obvious political agenda

Not an argument.

Shut up.

who was black and who was white means fuck all in a time where 80% of the population were slaves

FTFY

like thats not true today because of wage slavery you capitalist cuck

personally i like knowing about stuff even if it angers black people

im sure youre a real scholar of egyptian history when it has nothing to do with race

i know about lots of things because i read, egypt is interesting

and i dont care about black fragility

if you didnt care, you wouldnt talk about it

i mean its funny because black people love to talk as though theyre hardened and world weary, but catch feelings over so much shit

but i dont care as in im not going to avoid saying something just because it might make someone feel self conscious

like i wouldnt feel bad telling a chinese guy he isnt a viking even if he convinced himself he was because duh

You wuznt Egyptian. You wuz Nubian at best.

Not even that. Africa is such a vast galaxy genetically that Nubians today are as a whole more closely related genetically to Norwegians than Bantu/Guinean type Africans that made up pretty much all slaves in the west. As a feat genetically that's nothing next to the Andamanese though.

A guy points out "black" replaces cardinal directions and the Kemet replies with "I don't want to talk to you anymore."

They're so tucking butt blasted.

Looks like a Berber Kristen Wiig. Why alt right hillbillies want Egyptians to be white and why black nationalist twitter dumbfucks want them to be black is, honestly, understandable.

But ignoring reality and research really is not.

Someone post this on BPT.

Add a bit of suntan to that original pic and you'll end up somewhere in the neighborhood of the paintings that are posted all over that thread.

Love how the people that say Egyptians were all black use the word Kemet as proof. While Kemet does mean black land, it was referring to the soil, which is black.

Hey Nefertiti, why the long face?

They weren’t Persian. They drew themselves distinctly different from the Persians... and the Nubians... and the Hittites. They are most likely something that no longer walks the face of the earth sadly.

The only response worth a damn in that thread.

never ceases to amaze me how idiots like to shoehorn in their own personal prejudices and beliefs into ancient cultures. i mean yeah, most people don't know what "presentism" means, but you'd think if this sort of shit grinds your gears so hard, you'd look for more sources other than some black israelite and/or stormfront shit.

no ancient egyptian was "white" just like they weren't "black" or "red" or "singaporean" or "genderqueer" or any other modern fucking category, sane or insane. people don't understand just how radically different a civilization like ancient egypt was -- for instance, they had no concept of "religion" or "government" like we do, and from what we know, their conception of "egyptian" was mainly centered around two things -- living in Egypt, and taking part in Egyptian culture and rites. they didn't give a fuck what color your skin was, but on the other hand, if you weren't Egyptian, they didn't give a fuck about you either -- you were a barbarian and were worth nothing.

in terms of genetics, from what we know, there was a sub-saharan element, which goes from small down in the south (like you would expect, since the people there were closer to Black People Land) and not much at all in the north. you get arab genetics in the mix after they fucking conquered the place during the muslim expansion, before that they were sandpeople the Egyptians hunted or killed when they raided settlements. there was a euro component due to the fucking proximity to europe too, and then the most significant bit is typical north african like the berbers and other non-negro groups up there, again like you'd fucking expect. all that being said, the genetic evidence is quite sparse, and what we do have doesn't support the WE WUZ people at all (nor do the archaeological items).

but all of this sort of "debate" -- and i'm being charitible by calling it a debate -- is all based on bullshit misunderstandings of how population genetics, migration, and history works (and yes what's typed above about components is dramatically oversimplified also!).

the whole "Cleopatra was Black!!!!" shit comes out of literal blaxploitation and black nationalist crapola from the USA in the 20th century, when blacks were searching for a historical identity besides bone-in-the-nose cannibals and zulus shaking spears at british troops. Cleopatra was a fucking macedonian, from a dynasty which practiced incestual inbreeding -- brothers and sisters. she wasn't some African Qween from Zimbabwe, and really was only significant in terms of the men she fucked and manipulated (which didn't end up well for her anyway, as she lost and an hero'd).

on the other hand, these types of threads are fuckin' drama goldmines!

no ancient egyptian was "white" just like they weren't "black" or "red" or "singaporean" or "genderqueer" or any other modern fucking category, sane or insane

theyre just saying they looked light skinned as opposed to heart of darkness africa black, why do people even get worked up about it i dont get it

i blame crack. or obama. or maybe trump. or maybe even haile selassie.

Wow the replies mocking black people are brutal. Too far even for my degenerate eclectic taste.

pussy

its funny because you can tell nobodys ever actually bothered to correct them when they go on a big egypt we wuz kangz rant

theyre shocked that someone would suggest theyre wrong

Oh boy, not a good start to black history month.

It's staggering how many people look at scientific evidence and claim its racist somehow. Idiots.

I can't stop smiling. All the "Egyptians were black" people are literally citing cave paintings. You can't get much better than this.

It would be way cooler if Egyptians were still running around in linen kilts and wigs and gold body paint, instead of boring-ass Islams.

everybody responding to that is retarded, and this post needs to be flaired accordingly

Nobody ever seems to ask the Egyptians themselves. If you do ask them they tell you that they are the descendants of the ancient Egyptians. Obviously there's a difference between a north African and a sub-Saharan African.

I lost brain cells reading that intellectually dishonest shit.

That reconstruction

white

Fucking hell, do hoteps seriously think anyone with skin lighter than them is white?

I'll never understand why white people feel a need to rewrite history & take what they didn't create. Just tell the Truth...

Physician, heal thyself!

Why are people arguing about this? The ancient Egyptians were dark enough to get called the n-word in America. Who seriously feels the need to argue that they were darker?