Avoid parenthetical insults—they just diminish your authority. Throughout the post, you're best points seem to be lost in a sea of self-aggrandizement and scattershot thinking
You can wear your socks anyway you want. Finding the right socks shouldn’t be so hard. It’s easy to find the socks you want at socksoff where all socks are on sale every day for 50% off. Socksoff.com
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1 SnapshillBot 2018-02-06
Avoid parenthetical insults—they just diminish your authority. Throughout the post, you're best points seem to be lost in a sea of self-aggrandizement and scattershot thinking
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1 Lawgustmarck 2018-02-06
/u/BloweyJoeyMumi
God fucking dammit I almost choked to death on my lunch. Well played sir. Dunno why those faggots are downvoting you.
1 BloweyJoeyMumi 2018-02-06
I should've known better than to insult the All-Mothers perfectly unique bodies. I will be ostracized and castrated for my insolence.
1 Lawgustmarck 2018-02-06
Not in today’s world. Publicly shamed and booed for not daring to worship dem humps.
That’s the fate for any who go against the Matriarchy-Fempire.
1 BloweyJoeyMumi 2018-02-06
They'll have to fetch me from my cave.
Ain't no lady steppin' over my piss jugs. Im safe...but for how long?
1 VPEKD 2018-02-06
/u/BloweyJoeyMumi may have been too smart to get upboats
1 Starship_Litterbox_B 2018-02-06
That's a really fucking hot pussy!
I mean, disgusting. Fucking degenerate sore between degenerate legs.
1 wwyzzerdd 2018-02-06
I, too, am down with the wizard sleeve.
1 BloweyJoeyMumi 2018-02-06
This is live, streaming, broad-brain!
Only $49.95 a month.
1 wwyzzerdd 2018-02-06
*BUFFERING*
1 BloweyJoeyMumi 2018-02-06
/u/griter34
Looks like neither of us are too popular in that thread 😥😥😥
1 tcfb 2018-02-06
I was honestly expecting a penis.
1 BloweyJoeyMumi 2018-02-06
Thats why I was so confused. I thought girls just had a feminine penis between their legs.
Reddit really screwed me over on this one.
1 EarnestNoMeta 2018-02-06
I bet u were
1 I_DRINK_TO_FORGET 2018-02-06
You are 100% correct that a hamburger is not what a vagina is supposed to look like.
1 I_DRINK_TO_FORGET 2018-02-06
/u/wacko99 Vaginas aren't supposed to look like a burger king whopper my dude.
1 Singulaire 2018-02-06
Wait, vaginas don't come with cheese and lettuce?
1 Socrates2x 2018-02-06
Those cheap fucks are never going to stop charging extra for cheese, are they :(?
1 EarnestNoMeta 2018-02-06
Damn vag vendors
1 BloweyJoeyMumi 2018-02-06
/u/itshardtostayneutral did you assume my occupation???
1 Itshardtostayneutral 2018-02-06
Yes.
1 BloweyJoeyMumi 2018-02-06
First of all how dare you
1 Itshardtostayneutral 2018-02-06
And second?
1 BloweyJoeyMumi 2018-02-06
Huh?
1 im-a-season 2018-02-06
Can you be your own subreddit please? I'd subscribe.
1 BloweyJoeyMumi 2018-02-06
https://www.reddit.com/r/Tinder/comments/78zbep/mutual_exclusivity_is_a_bitch/doyhklb
This will be my first post
1 XhotwheelsloverX 2018-02-06
1 im-a-season 2018-02-06
What should the name of the sub be? Whole name, initials, inside joke?
1 BloweyJoeyMumi 2018-02-06
/r/SRS
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2018-02-06
/r/stuffredditsays, this is a family establishment
1 Itshardtostayneutral 2018-02-06
You said first thing. I was hoping for a second.
1 BloweyJoeyMumi 2018-02-06
Im still mad at you
1 EarnestNoMeta 2018-02-06
He didn't mean it. Give em hell
1 CirqueDuFuder 2018-02-06
Women that can't get erections are fucking failures.
1 EarnestNoMeta 2018-02-06
u/m34bbnt that thing is like the saint Bernard of the pussy kingdom, you should be ashamed of your sexual propensities!
1 Socrates2x 2018-02-06
How does one get citizenship in the pussy kingdom?
1 EarnestNoMeta 2018-02-06
One must bend the knee... Both knees
1 strathmeyer 2018-02-06
What's so disgusting about inside out socks? You can still wear them that way.
1 bareballzthebitch 2018-02-06
You can wear your socks anyway you want. Finding the right socks shouldn’t be so hard. It’s easy to find the socks you want at socksoff where all socks are on sale every day for 50% off. Socksoff.com
1 CHAD_THUNDERCUCK 2018-02-06
spread your legs, whore
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-02-06
/u/Honk4Tits
1 EarnestNoMeta 2018-02-06
u/Ed_ButteredRoast
1 Honk4Tits 2018-02-06
😆😆😆😆😆😆 the meatier the curtins the better the squirtin'.
1 BloweyJoeyMumi 2018-02-06
Fucking (((you people))) and your obsession with deli meats.
Its time to stop.
1 Honk4Tits 2018-02-06
If it l looks like pastrami get up on me.
1 wacko99 2018-02-06
Who says?
1 4TheDrama 2018-02-06
At first I thought it was a mixture of balls with vagina
1 Talonek 2018-02-06
Fucking roasties
1 bigblackkittie 2018-02-06
oh my god