Normally I find these threads tiresome, but this might actually be the dumbest thing he's ever posted by an order of magnitude, so it deserves more visibility
probably because nothing genuinely interesting has been posted here in weeks
the crops are dead, the hogs have long been slaughtered, and now... we must eat one of our own
bitchlings/pizzashill have the most fat on the bone, and contribute the least to the farm. I appreciate this meal for without it I might die, but I pray daily for better harvests, and a break from the bitter daddy drama that bloats my belly.
i mean when botchy deleted he said pizzashill was one of his alts, posts like this just make it more obvious. dude always had a good shtick but couldnt quite bring himself to commit to it
Why? That's what I did and it turned out great. Daddy's about to parade SAM missiles and Abrams tanks down Pennsylvania Avenue. When was the last time we had a good old fashioned military parade?
Those M1 Abrams are totally going to destroy the pavement. And while we have the best, the best, military in the solar system I'd wager some other shit will get destroyed in the simple process of them walking down a city street.
And so that will require the employment of people to repair, thus stimulating the economy, making jobs, promoting growth.
Or Dread Emperor Irritant I "Ah, but every palace you destroy has to be rebuilt! Youβve single-handedly pulled the Empire out of a slump, hahaha. Once again sweet victory is mine.β
If even pizza can get hit by the horseshoe, the Donald will have the Dems voting for him in 2020. The conservatives will be so far gone tht theyβll be electing a new pontiff to rule us all under glorious biblical law.
I remember that next day too. I proposed to my girlfriend with a ring I got from some paranoid chump on Craigslist. I was so happy that my legal ethnic neighbors would have better job opportunities some day soon. We all stood up and protected our democracy before it was too late. I wake up happy every day now because this is our world. I wasn't meant to be a cheese maker, I was the citizen of a corrupt government. I paid taxes to a fucking swamp. But now there's an opening at the cheese factory and I get to go to work every day making cheese, and the jobs are coming back for everyone!
/u/pizzashill an SJW is someone who gets outraged at stuff on the Internet, not someone who actually fight for social justice. Those are the people who coined the term SJW.
68 comments
1 cheeZetoastee 2018-02-07
Low effort op
1 error404brain 2018-02-07
>Effortposting
1 better_bot 2018-02-07
>pizzashill did something
Well better submit it to drama.
1 ChipChippersonAMA 2018-02-07
Well, ya
1 pepperouchau 2018-02-07
Normally I find these threads tiresome, but this might actually be the dumbest thing he's ever posted by an order of magnitude, so it deserves more visibility
1 I_DRINK_TO_FORGET 2018-02-07
How exactly is it possible that you are dumber than /u/pizzashill ? Fetal alcohol syndrome or what exactly?
1 wwyzzerdd 2018-02-07
He's Canadian.
1 pepperouchau 2018-02-07
Me? What the fuck, now I'm offended.
1 OldOrder 2018-02-07
accurate
1 StingAuer 2018-02-07
wtf i hate pizzashill now
1 CucksLoveTrump 2018-02-07
wtf I love pizzashill now
1 IvankaTrumpIsMyWaifu 2018-02-07
wtf I am neutral on pizzashill now
1 disgruntled_chode 2018-02-07
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ussCHoQttyQ
1 icyhat 2018-02-07
He took a play out of my book and became a retard by taking things too seriously.
1 TheGreatWolfRuss 2018-02-07
Pretty soon be may evolve into botchlings. We can only hope to be so lucky.
1 GeauxHouston22 2018-02-07
I assumed that he was bitchlings, they post very similarly with regard to blatant as fuck trolling
1 IvankaTrumpIsMyWaifu 2018-02-07
And yet people in /r/drama take the bait every time.
:/
1 GeauxHouston22 2018-02-07
probably because nothing genuinely interesting has been posted here in weeks
the crops are dead, the hogs have long been slaughtered, and now... we must eat one of our own
bitchlings/pizzashill have the most fat on the bone, and contribute the least to the farm. I appreciate this meal for without it I might die, but I pray daily for better harvests, and a break from the bitter daddy drama that bloats my belly.
1 IvankaTrumpIsMyWaifu 2018-02-07
Don't kid yourself, /u/ed_butteredtoast is by far the most retarded person in /r/drama, u/pizzashill is a distant, but respectable, 2nd place
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-02-07
big if true
1 pizzashill 2018-02-07
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-VLtpSZh7o
1 IvankaTrumpIsMyWaifu 2018-02-07
What the fuck is that from, that is hilarious
1 pizzashill 2018-02-07
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1092633/
1 aliceunknown 2018-02-07
Why is Todd Packer from The Office sitting behind him?
1 pizzashill 2018-02-07
Because that's life.
1 eva_unit_hung 2018-02-07
because he's an actor named David Koechner and he has other roles in things like this movie
1 GeauxHouston22 2018-02-07
I like /u/ed_butteredtoast
he's nice 2 me
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-02-07
You too sweetie!! πππ
1 NoodlesMcNoodlesface 2018-02-07
No, I am.
1 IvankaTrumpIsMyWaifu 2018-02-07
Third place
1 menvaren 2018-02-07
It's been a rough few months.
1 snallygaster 2018-02-07
you didn't like my missing fish drama? :(
1 Fuish 2018-02-07
As a friend of that missing fish, it made me shad.
1 snallygaster 2018-02-07
Sorry :(
1 westofthetracks 2018-02-07
i mean when botchy deleted he said pizzashill was one of his alts, posts like this just make it more obvious. dude always had a good shtick but couldnt quite bring himself to commit to it
1 eva_unit_hung 2018-02-07
i'm conflicted
1 error404brain 2018-02-07
Hello Conflicted. I am /u/error404brain
1 Yiin 2018-02-07
Hi mom
1 error404brain 2018-02-07
Hi son. Come see mama. ( Ν‘Β° ΝΚ Ν‘Β°)
1 froibo 2018-02-07
HORSESHOE
1 Always_Shy 2018-02-07
/u/pizzashill did Hitler do anything wrong?
1 xoiz 2018-02-07
Yes, faking Holocaust.
1 icyhat 2018-02-07
Too bad it wasn't 6 million and 1.
1 VPEKD 2018-02-07
i always joked about /u/pizzashill being alt-right but i just cant believe it's true. this is a lot to take in atm i hope i don't
1 Thestateyest 2018-02-07
Iβm in that thread arguing with the idiot and I still think this post sucks
1 3134552767 2018-02-07
It hasn't taken over neoliberal or even Democrats, you freak, but lol at voting to make people mad as opposed to policies.
1 CucksLoveTrump 2018-02-07
Why? That's what I did and it turned out great. Daddy's about to parade SAM missiles and Abrams tanks down Pennsylvania Avenue. When was the last time we had a good old fashioned military parade?
1 Neronoah 2018-02-07
Unless you are from France it looks a little like a strongman thing.
1 CucksLoveTrump 2018-02-07
Who gives a shit? I wanna see some fuckin tanks
1 wwyzzerdd 2018-02-07
Plus, think of the bigger picture.
Those M1 Abrams are totally going to destroy the pavement. And while we have the best, the best, military in the solar system I'd wager some other shit will get destroyed in the simple process of them walking down a city street.
And so that will require the employment of people to repair, thus stimulating the economy, making jobs, promoting growth.
1 Ardvarkeating101 2018-02-07
Or Dread Emperor Irritant I "Ah, but every palace you destroy has to be rebuilt! Youβve single-handedly pulled the Empire out of a slump, hahaha. Once again sweet victory is mine.β
1 accounttttttttt 2018-02-07
lol pussy
1 a_normal_human 2018-02-07
Goddamn, he got hit in the head with a horseshoe, didn't he.
1 ChateauJack 2018-02-07
Is this the death of r/drama?
Was r/drama dead all along?
1 IvankaTrumpIsMyWaifu 2018-02-07
/r/drama hasn't even begun to peak
1 Lawgustmarck 2018-02-07
This is great for dramacoin.
If even pizza can get hit by the horseshoe, the Donald will have the Dems voting for him in 2020. The conservatives will be so far gone tht theyβll be electing a new pontiff to rule us all under glorious biblical law.
1 IvankaTrumpIsMyWaifu 2018-02-07
> electing a new pontiff to rule us all under glorious biblical law
Stop I can only get so hard
1 Sebaceous_Sebacious 2018-02-07
I should have you burned for blasphemy. We don't need another election ever again. We have the God Emperor.
1 MrAlphonzo 2018-02-07
This reminds me of the time he said he'd stop posting on /r/drama.
1 wwaalleess 2018-02-07
/u/pizzashill acknowledge me dad
1 SocialistEphebophile 2018-02-07
I remember that next day too. I proposed to my girlfriend with a ring I got from some paranoid chump on Craigslist. I was so happy that my legal ethnic neighbors would have better job opportunities some day soon. We all stood up and protected our democracy before it was too late. I wake up happy every day now because this is our world. I wasn't meant to be a cheese maker, I was the citizen of a corrupt government. I paid taxes to a fucking swamp. But now there's an opening at the cheese factory and I get to go to work every day making cheese, and the jobs are coming back for everyone!
1 JumbledFun 2018-02-07
That's quite a spergout. People should probably not shape their world view based off reddit arguments...
1 strathmeyer 2018-02-07
/u/pizzashill an SJW is someone who gets outraged at stuff on the Internet, not someone who actually fight for social justice. Those are the people who coined the term SJW.
1 aliceunknown 2018-02-07
Bad goy, BAD! π
1 keys_to_the_v_door 2018-02-07
wow what a stupid idiot
1 thesnakeinthegarden 2018-02-07
If you guys don't stop picking on pizzashill, I'm adding you all to my blocklist!
1 ConfirmableVelvet 2018-02-07
Now
ππππ
1 1171798 2018-02-07
Paul Nehlen/Pizzashill 2020 confirmed