Drama ensues in /r/gifsthatkeepongiving as a user speaks out against "Art"! How dare you say Instagram face painters are not real art!

8  2018-02-08 by The_SaltLife

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Promoting anarchofascism for 5 years and counting.

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/u/Lying_Cake

Do you feel mocking people with developmental disabilities is an accepted way to get your point across?

You're right, I should have thought that comment out more. There are a great many people with developmental disabilities who contribute to society despite their situations and are a shining example of the human spirit.

/u/recursionion on the other hand is a waste of skin, a wretched stain on humanity with no value.

Whoa whoa whoooaaaaaa there pal.

I was just going to congratulate you on your excellent insult towards retarded (((people)))

Dont you ever apologize for who you are! That cunt is probably a lowly faggot art major. How can he know more than reddit, or a fine video game player like yourself!!??

Well now I'm just confused.

Thats fairly obvious friend.

Care to show me your bussy and we can forget all about this?

i commend your ability to make vast character judgements based off of a single inflammatory comment. hats of to you my good le reddit sir, take my upvote

edit: rip my inbox XDD thanks for le gold

Well played good sir!

Edit: thx for the gold

good kind sir, wish i could upvote this twice XD. wow, my top rated comment is about makeup?? lol never change, le reddit. never change.

Anyone who criticises makeup art is a true a waste of skin, a wretched stain on humanity with no value, in the wise words of u/Lying_Cake. a man who does not care for instagram artists truly deserves to be bruned at the steak XDD

To be fair, I did nazi that coming. I came here to say this but boy, that escalated quickly so to the top with you! Lost it at 'This is why we can't have nice things' and then my faith in humanity was restored, my mind blown, and manly tears were shed. Well said. As a 'murican, I can confirm this gem has just won the internet and is doing it right. Just sayin', I know that feel, bro, and while that was a risky click, this post was a 9/10, would read again. I see what you did there and it feels good man. You're doing God's work, son. I laughed way harder than I should have at your list that seems legit and totally nailed it. You - I like you. You magnificent bastard; you, sir, are so brave, a gentleman and a scholar, and seeing how you are a redditor for 4 years, this checks out, so I'll allow it. I regret that I only have one upvote to give for this cool story, bro. CTRL+F "about tree fiddy" was not disappointed. Wait, why do I have you tagged as "NOPE NOPE NOPE"? Nice try, you monster. What did I just read? Dafuq? I read that as "YOU HAD ONE JOB". I can't fap to this. No true scotsman could see that this relevant XKCD was bad, and you should feel bad. You must be new to reddit, so I'll see your cakeday and raise you a karma train. One does not simply rustle my jimmies, not even once. This stahp gave me cancer for science, so that's enough internet for me today. OP is a fuzzy little man-peach, 2/10, would not bang. What is this I don't even know how is this wtf? Circlejerk must be leaking. This will get buried but brace yourselves, some men want to watch the world burn right in the feels. When you see it, they'll KILL IT WITH FIRE! But this has nothing to do with atheism. Lawyer up, delete facebook, hit the gym, and SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY, said no one ever, so you wouldn't download a strawman. Damn onions, you scary like a BOSS. whoosh. Since rule #1 is 'be attractive', I'll just leave this here: This is my [f]irst post, be gentle.

xD xD xD xD xD

/u/Kyrthis

What other options do angry people have?

Meditation, exercise, therapy, medication. But mostly, when it comes to men, sex. Regular orgasms provided by someone else are the key to anger reduction. There is an excellent graph in Neal Stephenson’s Cryptonomicon about it. Nobody owes anyone an orgasm, but seeking them satisfies one of the primal biological drive, thus accomplishing the most.

Thx fam

Now can you have sex with everyone and cause world peace?

Lol. No, a 1-to-all mapping is not possible, but unleashing the sex drive might fix some of our most angry communities on the planet (not a matter of national or religious demarcation - the angriest communities are full of pent-up dudes, without exception)

Maybe you could set up a website that links directly to our waifu pillows and VR headsets?

That way you can start to cure everyone, and make a pretty dollar at the same time?

Post feet pls

Dafuq?

Lets see them lil' piggies oh yah babe I want to feel them maybe drip some wax on them and and then have you kick my balls really hard oh god yah baby c'mon I want them lemme see them piggies ooooo ill lick em and rub and then kick my balls yah baby please all I want just three piggies even please just post them I promise not to share just once please

I mean, me t-too thanks

Holy shit, dude. If you are trolling, I laughed so hard at this. If you are being serious, not my cup of tea, but you do you.

Were in /r/drama

Why cant I be funny #AND mentally retarded at the same time?

(:

I think you are succeeding:)

Serious posting for a second here, the majority of that shit was not art. It was interesting and looked aesthetically pleasing, but if we are looking at some sort of social, political, etc. commentary here it offered little.

tl;dr Women are shit at art.

Real talk, just between us girls, its really hard to even define art.

Some people think it involves an intrinsic value. Others feel it is an exhaltation of humanity or consciousness, blah blah blaahhhh

Still, in my opinion, art is defined as causing a reaction in the observer. Not like a punch to the face or anything, but to make someone go hmm or think or whatever.

As much as I think that rupaul makeup shut isnt a "talent" or "lifeskill", I guess it falls under art.

But what do I know.

I recognize that the lines are very blurry in terms of what we regard as art. I am not saying that there isn't amazing technique and beautiful looking things that come out of the make-up world, nor that you can't make charged statements through make-up, just that I think these specific things aren't anything more than people making pleasant looking things.

And straight-up, the stuff that happens on Rupaul's Drag Race is fucking amazing sometimes.

In my drunk logic and critique, I am trying to connect groups that may not actually be connected; I imagine there are people that would see these make-up designs and elevate them to a level higher than people drawing some blatantly sexualized shit that should for all intents and purposes be on the same level.

Regardless,

By attempting to make sense of what youre saying here...I think were in agreement.

Some instagram models makeup routine is just a FEW rungs below Van Gogh and Beethoven.

However, seeing how much people love that shit now maybe thats become our penultinate expression of modern art.

Or cross dressing. Either or, really.

what if I told you that art doesn't have to be deep edgy shit in order to be art?

Read my other drunk comment you son of a bitch.