True, but Rowling vs r/CA is a bad case of dueling lolcows
Rowling is like the archetypal out of touch, self-righteous celeb, but freaking out because " You know that 'Goldstein' character? Well now she's trying to claim a Jew!!" is next-level retardation.
To be fair, they are also freaking out because she shoved Dumbledore's sexuality in our faces. Something she only brought up because some editor or whatever explicitly wanted him to have a female lover.
"Oh, those portraits have seen so much that nothing will surprise them anymore," said Dumbledore with a laugh. "Come on, Harry, let's have some fun."
Harry approached the sofa and slid into Dumbledore's embrace. The feel of a strong, young body against his own was so new and so delicious that Harry moaned. The next thing he knew, he and Dumbledore were kissing, devouring each other's mouths. Then Dumbledore was on top of Harry, covering his body with kisses, Harry's hands slithering up and down his back.
"Ooooh!" was all Harry had to say when Dumbledore's amazingly long tongue coiled around his cock.
"Ready for the ritual?" asked Dumbledore after a while from between Harry's legs.
"Hell, yes!" gasped Harry.
Dumbledore turned him over, then jerked him up so that he was standing on all fours. Harry inhaled sharply when he felt Dumbledore's fingertip circle his anus. Dumbledore was saying something in a language unknown to Harry – probably an incantation – and his finger was delving deeper and deeper into the boy (the Headmaster had providently covered it with some sort of lubricant). The finger was soon joined by another. Harry was gripping the sofa so tightly that his knickles turned white; his face was screwed and running with sweat; he was hlaf-moaning, half-growling. When he thought he couldn't take it any longer, Dumbledore finished saying the incantation and removed his fingers.
"DO IT!" roared Harry.
"With great pleasure, Harry," said Dumbledore, and entered him.
Harry thought he was in heaven and hell at the same time – it was that good and that painful. Dumbledore was going faster and faster, and soon both pain and pleasure were dwarfed by a sense of power surging through Harry like an electric current. Dumbledore's silvery instruments and other things began to shake and then started flying around the room (the inhabitants of the portraits fled from their frames for fear of getting hit). Soon the whole room was shaking, as if from an earthquake. Harry and Dumbledore were moaning, growling, howling, clawing, biting, thrashing and thrusting; actually, they looked a bit frightening. When Harry came, the windows of Dumbledore's office exploded; the Headmaster's desk rose into the air and was flung against the wall; Fawkes gave a hoarse caw, fell off of his perch and burst into flame; and many miles from Hogwarts, Lord Voldemort gasped and clutched at his heart.
Harry and Dumbledore rolled to the floor and lay there, panting and frothing like horses after a race.
"Well," Dumbledore said finally, after about five minutes of silence. "That certainly was unlike anything I had ever experienced in terms of sex, and just between you and me, that's saying something."
"I see I've wrecked your office again," said Harry, looking around.
"Yeah…should've locked all those thingies away…well, that's nothing compared to what we've accomplished tonight!"
"Yeah, you know, if Voldemort had been standing there, I think I could've obliterated him with one glance!" Harry said enthusiastically.
Dumbledore laughed and ruffled Harry's hair.
"It's not that easy, Harry…you still have a lot of training ahead of you. I think we'll be using the Room of Requirement from now on, though – one more lesson like this, and my office will lie in ruins."
They both laughed.
"Well, Harry," said Dumbledore, sitting up, "that's it for today. I hope you enjoyed the lesson."
"Oh, that's an understatement, sir," grinned Harry. Dumbledore poked him in the head.
"I told you not to call me 'sir' while I'm like this. Anyway…" Dumbledore waved his wand, and Harry's clothes reappeared on his body, cleansed from sweat and other fluids. The Headmaster handed him his wand and gave him a kiss.
"Well, see you next week, Harry," he said. "I'll inform you of the exact date by note, as before. Incidentally, is there any girl you fancy?"
"Well, I dunno…I used to like Cho Chang…"
"Cho Chang it is, then," said Dumbledore, clapping his hands. "I expect you'll be seeing her next week, too."
"It is not a matter of agreement, Harry," said Dumbledore with a wink. "When the fate of the wizarding world is at stake, personal considerations should be set aside."
"You know, I think I'm starting to like being the Boy Who Lived," said Harry, and they laughed again. Then Harry turned to leave, but seemed to remember something.
"Wait…what shall I tell Ron and Hermione?"
Dumbledore raised his eyebrows.
"Surely an intelligent person such as yourself can think of something? All right, all right," he laughed, seeing the look of indignation on Harry's face, "I'll save you the trouble. Here…" he twirled his wand, snatched a piece of parchment out of thin air and gave it to Harry. "I've sketched a cover-up story. Some of it's based on facts, but most of it I had to make up. I never knew writing was such hard work."
Harry was met in the common room by Ron and Hermione who had stayed up to hear everything about his first lesson.
"Well?" they demanded eagerly.
"It was fascinating," said Harry. "Dumbledore took me into the Pensieve…"
Authors can gave ideas about characters that they don't want to write about. She may have felt hesitant about including it at the time, knowing that evangelicals were already flipping their shit about her.
I think she had a broad enough reader base that she could laugh off anything evangelicals might say, and it's not as if gay rights weren't highly fashionable by the time she finished the series.
Just because they couldn't destroy her doesn't mean she wants to become insanely hated. She was already in the eye of people as one of the evilest things ever. Those same people wouldn't have let homosexuality pass under the radar.
Hell, look at videogames. Games that allow you to date people (for a mainstream audience. Not sex vms) even now are only slightly dipping their toe into allowing it. The last fire emblem had token options at best, and atlus only its last two games hinted at it. Not counting p5 since it went into production later than the two I mean.
To be fair, they are also freaking out because she shoved Dumbledore's sexuality in our faces
Lol. My gaydar is pretty much non existent but dumbledore gayness was pretty much evident. I think Rita Skeeter book explicitely said that he was in a relationship with the nazi wizard in the 7th book.
rowling is a bit crazy on twitter and likes to try and push herself into the news when nothings happening
she also likes to try and retcon being progressive because its trendy now and american liberals are a big source of her income, what with their political analogies requiring hp references constantly
Thing is, why does this have to end in twitter, Harry Potter prequels are out, with young Dumbledore, she obviously wrote as gay, then why isn't she fighthing to make this obvious in the movies. Even freaking Power Rangers had something.
If she rewrote the books now she still wouldn't include any visible minority, it's still all be in tweets 10 years after the reboot movie of the reboot of the reboot of the books.
i don’t think i’ve seen anyone ask “how woke were you” in an interview if that’s what you’re suggesting
i think it’s probably more likely that she just used a bunch of surnames that she’d encountered in britain. so that means jews, pajeeys and polacks would be mixed in somewhere
And that's the problem, I don't think that this will make headlines.
But if it will, I predict this happening:
The character is clearly jew-> She mentions this on twitter off hand -> tweet makes headlines " Rowling is making alt right 4channers mad by again being a champion of the people -> Rowling sees this and tweets " Oh yeah I did it for the Roc..I mean people -> everybody claps, said minority character is never mentioned again.
How on earth do you reconcile organized religion with the knowledge that magic is real, though? Unless she means Jewish in the hereditary sense in which case who gives a shit.
How wouldn't you, unless something about it explicitly was too incompatible with the religion? Hell, Judaism is more open about magic than christianity.
Like, wouldn't you read about Jesus or some other prophets who performed miracles and think "this dude was just a wizard"? You would personally know hundreds of people who can do all of those things, plus even more impressive things.
NERD ALERT FOLLOWS:
TBH, something that explored the religious beliefs of people who can do magic would be pretty interesting. Where did magic come from, maybe it came from God, etc. Would they go to Synagogue with muggles or only with other wizards? Would their holy texts be different, maybe incorporating things that the mainstream religion considers non-canonical? Wizards know that ghosts are real and that some sort of afterlife exists; there's a whole governmental department dedicated to the study of it. How does that affect their beliefs?
These are all more interesting questions than "a kid named Goldstein is a Jew".
They could always do it like Assassin's Creed where all the ancient religious figures were wizards and all the miracles were actually magic, but I think that's probably too edgy for Rowling.
wouldn't you read about Jesus or some other prophets who performed miracles and think "this dude was just a wizard"?
This is actually mentioned multiple times in the Qur'an.
Then We sent after them Moses with Our signs to Pharaoh and his establishment, but they were unjust toward them. So see how was the end of the corrupters. And Moses said, "O Pharaoh, I am a messenger from the Lord of the worlds [who is] obligated not to say about Allah except the truth. I have come to you with clear evidence from your Lord, so send with me the Children of Israel." [Pharaoh] said, "If you have come with a sign, then bring it forth, if you should be of the truthful." So Moses threw his staff, and suddenly it was a serpent, manifest. And he drew out his hand; thereupon it was white [with radiance] for the observers. Said the eminent among the people of Pharaoh, "Indeed, this is a learned magician who wants to expel you from your land [through magic], so what do you instruct?" (7:104-110)
By the Qur'an containing reminder, but those who disbelieve are in pride and dissension. How many a generation have We destroyed before them, and they [then] called out; but it was not a time for escape. And they wonder that there has come to them a warner from among themselves. And the disbelievers say, "This is a magician and a liar. Has he made the gods [only] one God? Indeed, this is a curious thing." (38:1-5)
[The Day] when Allah will say, "O Jesus, Son of Mary, remember My favor upon you and upon your mother when I supported you with the Pure Spirit and you spoke to the people in the cradle and in maturity; and [remember] when I taught you writing and wisdom and the Torah and the Gospel; and when you designed from clay [what was] like the form of a bird with My permission, then you breathed into it, and it became a bird with My permission; and you healed the blind and the leper with My permission; and when you brought forth the dead with My permission; and when I restrained the Children of Israel from [killing] you when you came to them with clear proofs and those who disbelieved among them said, "This is not but obvious magic." (5:110)
And even if We had sent down to you, [O Muhammad], a written scripture on a page and they touched it with their hands, the disbelievers would say, "This is not but obvious magic." (6:7)
So when there came to them the truth from Us, they said, "Indeed, this is obvious magic." (10:76)
There's more, but there's no point in quoting so many verses.
Where did magic come from, maybe it came from God, etc
One origin of magic in Islam is from two angels that were sent down as a test (magic is a sin, the punishment is execution):
And they followed [instead] what the devils had recited during the reign of Solomon. It was not Solomon who disbelieved, but the devils disbelieved, teaching people magic and that which was revealed to the two angels at Babylon, Harut and Marut. But the two angels do not teach anyone unless they say, "We are a trial, so do not disbelieve [by practicing magic]." And [yet] they learn from them that by which they cause separation between a man and his wife. But they do not harm anyone through it except by permission of Allah . And the people learn what harms them and does not benefit them. But the Children of Israel certainly knew that whoever purchased the magic would not have in the Hereafter any share. And wretched is that for which they sold themselves, if they only knew. (2:102)
Some kabbalah texts already imply that magic exists, and even talk about under what circumstances you are allowed to try to summon and control demons. They have a creative way of talking about it too, implying that you are tapping into the flow of the creative power of god. But that likewise, these are by extension dangerous things to do and so it should be limited to who and when it is used, and can be done wrong.
Regular people already believe people they don't even see do magic. How wizards would see it would probably be closer to mysticism. They see magic all around them as evidence of divine immanence, and the choice to believe any individual is not about whether they can do magic, but whether they consider them a reliable contact to higher realms. Even in the bible it describes moses getting in a magic duel with egyptian magicians.
There's the cultural aspect to consider. If my family is religious, they sure do a great job of hiding it. At the same time, my family adheres to a lot of Catholic traditions, like observing Lent, and private catholic schools, and gifting rosaries for big life events. They are also generally insufferable, in the traditional Catholic way. I know that there are a lot of non-spiritual Jews out there who indulge in their cultural heritage without necessarily prescribing to the strict belief system as well. That's all there really needs to be to it.
I mean the bible said moses had a literal magic fight against Egyptian sorcerers to prove who's gods were stronger so I don't think they are really worrying about that. Also Solomon was described as a magician
Organized religion exists in the Harry Potter books: Their only hospital is called "Saint Mungo's", which means it's Catholic. One of the ghosts is a Friar, which again is Catholic.
So wizards are obviously Papists. Which explains why the Weasleys don't use birth control.
No she didn't. She changed none of the text. Someone asked her after Cursed Child came out because the actor who played Hermione was black, and Joanne said, "Sure, why not?"
I think a phoenix killed and ate her in the bathroom she wasn't supposed to be in and harry potter has to use a magic hat sword to kill it and use a talon from the thing to stab Tommy Riddle's book and he gets sent to wizard prison for stealing a magical artifact in the sword and destroying evidence in the book and he meets his uncle there who shows him wizard prison tricks
why is it a shithole? just because your jewish overlords are paying you to promote their agenda, doesn't mean you can't hold your own personal opinion u know?
If you post in /r/CringeAnarchy, there is an extremely high chance that you're literally retarded, even moreso than the level of retardation in /r/drama. If white fragility was a sub, /r/CringeAnarchy would be it.
I didn't go that far, and seeing that the question was prompted by a fan I'm certainly more forgiving, but people are writing articles titled
"JK Rowling announces yada yada yada"
The fact that you care enough to REEEEEEEEE about a children's book and its author is even more pathetic.
Laughing and rolling my eyes at Rowling's latest attempt to stay relevant isn't reeeeeeing and you know it, bud.
I will however concede that my first exposure to this news were articles saying "JK Rowling announces" and I assume she was grandstanding out of nowhere. Now knowing that the question was prompted by a fan, her response is less annoying and more predictable.
Cry me a river. Not surprised you're a Harry Potter fag.
It was only the most popular young adult novel in the world at the time I was a young adult, so yes, I read them, played the games, saw the movies, but I got over them about 200 light years quicker than my older sister did, who is pretty SJW/Semi-TERF and even SHE realizes that Rowling is a hypocrite who panders hard lately.
If jews can be wizards... THen the jewish sex magic cabal will finally anal fuck all the black wizards transforming them into ogres to take over the world!!!! NOOOOOOOOO
It's because a good bulk of these people spend their time in echo chambers, getting angry at things that are not really happening while feeling smug that they notice it, even when it is blatantly obvious they are being manipulated for political gains.
I miss posts on the level of rainfurrest, if you still remember that. It is literally the only reason why I am still subscribed. But it takes longer and longer between these types of posts.
Nowadays its an image of an article. Or someone's tweet.
CA suffers a lot of the problems that fall on TiA and KiA, but I actually love the sub because of the lack of presence from the mods. Even though the sub is mainly filled with posts from the right, you will always find tons of people disagreeing or shitting on OP in the comments, as is the case with this post.
Occasionally you even get some posts from the left, so overall I think it’s a nice, disturbing little mix from both sides and the laissez faire attitude from the moderators keep everything churning naturally
I mean r/cringeanarchy was just a sub put together that got sick of cringe making fun of them. "We'll show those prudes how THEY'RE the cringe by making our own sub! With memes and slurs!"
That sub used to be pretty good. Now all they do is label anything that doesn’t agree with their far right ideology as “cringe af” and ironically call others snowflakes.
She made Hermione black, despite the third book describing her as white, and another book describing both of her parents as white.
This shit is even funnier. They cast a black actress to play Hermione in a play and that's enough for them to claim she's retconning the series. Just wait till these retards find out they let black people do Shakespearean plays too.
Obviously they are poors who have never been to the theatre. 😆
Who says she doesn't? She literally tweeted Rowling loves black Hermione. It's the part about her pretending Hermoine wasn't white is what aggravates people.
But there is no reason why someone couldn't imagine ("pretend" in your words) Hermione being a black girl while reading the books. All she says is that she loves the idea of a black Hermione anyway.
Unless you're an actual autist and you get a fit whenever things aren't as you want them to be, there is no reason why this should still be a thing 3 years later. Or at all, tbf.
Right, isn't it a thing in British theatre for females to play males, blacks to play whites, males to play females? Sir Patrick Stewart was one of the only whites in a mostly black Othello cast.
Did no one want to comment about the obvious racist overtures of things like this? (Not necessarily this specifically but the portrayal of the (((goblins))).
If that's not a negative stereotype re-enforcement I don't know what is?
i mean, it can be, they posted a bunch of legitimately cringey sjws and trans in that "political cringe" period. now it's mostly screenshots of retards you're supposed to agree with poorly making fun of things on Twitter.
they also used to pick on more reliably cringey subcultures, like furries, bronies, fetish communities (which they kept in the banner). now it's just people whose politics are wrong
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1 Snowayne2 2018-02-08
Rowling is a massive lolcow ripe for milking, I have no idea how that sub can miss an udder this full.
1 fsdgfhk 2018-02-08
True, but Rowling vs r/CA is a bad case of dueling lolcows
Rowling is like the archetypal out of touch, self-righteous celeb, but freaking out because " You know that 'Goldstein' character? Well now she's trying to claim a Jew!!" is next-level retardation.
1 Snowayne2 2018-02-08
To be fair, they are also freaking out because she shoved Dumbledore's sexuality in our faces. Something she only brought up because some editor or whatever explicitly wanted him to have a female lover.
1 cimarafa 2018-02-08
I thought she didn’t really shove it in the audience’s face. She only confirmed it after people started arguing about it online.
1 Gil-Gandel 2018-02-08
She didn't shove it but it looks like a belated attempt to pander given that she didn't manage to mention it in seven books and about 2 million words.
1 grungebot5000 2018-02-08
“Albus Dumbledore, who was gay btw, peered through his moon-shaped spectacles”
1 ThenTheGorursArrived 2018-02-08
"But si- I mean, Albus – the portraits!"
"Oh, those portraits have seen so much that nothing will surprise them anymore," said Dumbledore with a laugh. "Come on, Harry, let's have some fun."
Harry approached the sofa and slid into Dumbledore's embrace. The feel of a strong, young body against his own was so new and so delicious that Harry moaned. The next thing he knew, he and Dumbledore were kissing, devouring each other's mouths. Then Dumbledore was on top of Harry, covering his body with kisses, Harry's hands slithering up and down his back.
"Ooooh!" was all Harry had to say when Dumbledore's amazingly long tongue coiled around his cock.
"Ready for the ritual?" asked Dumbledore after a while from between Harry's legs.
"Hell, yes!" gasped Harry.
Dumbledore turned him over, then jerked him up so that he was standing on all fours. Harry inhaled sharply when he felt Dumbledore's fingertip circle his anus. Dumbledore was saying something in a language unknown to Harry – probably an incantation – and his finger was delving deeper and deeper into the boy (the Headmaster had providently covered it with some sort of lubricant). The finger was soon joined by another. Harry was gripping the sofa so tightly that his knickles turned white; his face was screwed and running with sweat; he was hlaf-moaning, half-growling. When he thought he couldn't take it any longer, Dumbledore finished saying the incantation and removed his fingers.
"DO IT!" roared Harry.
"With great pleasure, Harry," said Dumbledore, and entered him.
Harry thought he was in heaven and hell at the same time – it was that good and that painful. Dumbledore was going faster and faster, and soon both pain and pleasure were dwarfed by a sense of power surging through Harry like an electric current. Dumbledore's silvery instruments and other things began to shake and then started flying around the room (the inhabitants of the portraits fled from their frames for fear of getting hit). Soon the whole room was shaking, as if from an earthquake. Harry and Dumbledore were moaning, growling, howling, clawing, biting, thrashing and thrusting; actually, they looked a bit frightening. When Harry came, the windows of Dumbledore's office exploded; the Headmaster's desk rose into the air and was flung against the wall; Fawkes gave a hoarse caw, fell off of his perch and burst into flame; and many miles from Hogwarts, Lord Voldemort gasped and clutched at his heart.
Harry and Dumbledore rolled to the floor and lay there, panting and frothing like horses after a race.
"Well," Dumbledore said finally, after about five minutes of silence. "That certainly was unlike anything I had ever experienced in terms of sex, and just between you and me, that's saying something."
"I see I've wrecked your office again," said Harry, looking around.
"Yeah…should've locked all those thingies away…well, that's nothing compared to what we've accomplished tonight!"
"Yeah, you know, if Voldemort had been standing there, I think I could've obliterated him with one glance!" Harry said enthusiastically.
Dumbledore laughed and ruffled Harry's hair.
"It's not that easy, Harry…you still have a lot of training ahead of you. I think we'll be using the Room of Requirement from now on, though – one more lesson like this, and my office will lie in ruins."
They both laughed.
"Well, Harry," said Dumbledore, sitting up, "that's it for today. I hope you enjoyed the lesson."
"Oh, that's an understatement, sir," grinned Harry. Dumbledore poked him in the head.
"I told you not to call me 'sir' while I'm like this. Anyway…" Dumbledore waved his wand, and Harry's clothes reappeared on his body, cleansed from sweat and other fluids. The Headmaster handed him his wand and gave him a kiss.
"Well, see you next week, Harry," he said. "I'll inform you of the exact date by note, as before. Incidentally, is there any girl you fancy?"
"Well, I dunno…I used to like Cho Chang…"
"Cho Chang it is, then," said Dumbledore, clapping his hands. "I expect you'll be seeing her next week, too."
"You mean..." Harry's eyes widened. "But…do you really think she'll agree?"
"It is not a matter of agreement, Harry," said Dumbledore with a wink. "When the fate of the wizarding world is at stake, personal considerations should be set aside."
"You know, I think I'm starting to like being the Boy Who Lived," said Harry, and they laughed again. Then Harry turned to leave, but seemed to remember something.
"Wait…what shall I tell Ron and Hermione?"
Dumbledore raised his eyebrows.
"Surely an intelligent person such as yourself can think of something? All right, all right," he laughed, seeing the look of indignation on Harry's face, "I'll save you the trouble. Here…" he twirled his wand, snatched a piece of parchment out of thin air and gave it to Harry. "I've sketched a cover-up story. Some of it's based on facts, but most of it I had to make up. I never knew writing was such hard work."
Harry was met in the common room by Ron and Hermione who had stayed up to hear everything about his first lesson.
"Well?" they demanded eagerly.
"It was fascinating," said Harry. "Dumbledore took me into the Pensieve…"
1 grungebot5000 2018-02-08
still waiting for pt 2!
1 Gil-Gandel 2018-02-08
There have been far worse transgressions in the name of fan-fiction. :D
1 atsteak 2018-02-08
Wait, can Harry and Dumbledore just fuck Voldemort to death ... remotely?
Should be a South Park episode.
1 IvankaTrumpIsMyWaifu 2018-02-08
Imagine being this retarded
1 JasonJewnova 2018-02-08
1 lemon_scented_ride 2018-02-08
All the subtlety of My Immortal
boy, that brings me back.
1 bunker_man 2018-02-08
Authors can gave ideas about characters that they don't want to write about. She may have felt hesitant about including it at the time, knowing that evangelicals were already flipping their shit about her.
1 SethRichOrDieTryin 2018-02-08
how brave
1 kippot 2018-02-08
Not an argument
1 Gil-Gandel 2018-02-08
I think she had a broad enough reader base that she could laugh off anything evangelicals might say, and it's not as if gay rights weren't highly fashionable by the time she finished the series.
1 froibo 2018-02-08
No, this would just justify them who already accused her of promoting Satanism. Other religious people would flock to banning the publisher.
1 bunker_man 2018-02-08
Just because they couldn't destroy her doesn't mean she wants to become insanely hated. She was already in the eye of people as one of the evilest things ever. Those same people wouldn't have let homosexuality pass under the radar.
Hell, look at videogames. Games that allow you to date people (for a mainstream audience. Not sex vms) even now are only slightly dipping their toe into allowing it. The last fire emblem had token options at best, and atlus only its last two games hinted at it. Not counting p5 since it went into production later than the two I mean.
1 KazuyaProta 2018-02-08
Eh, I think that you should have mentioned gay people, because ATLUS certainly had been letting you date others for some time
1 froibo 2018-02-08
Was it pandering, or was it omitting it because her publisher didn't want a retarded controversy?
1 PlumsweetSoda 2018-02-08
if you look at descriptions of dumbledore and don't get he's fruity AF that's your issue. I thought it made sense when that bomb dropped.
1 Snowayne2 2018-02-08
That's my point. It's literally as subtle as it could be.
1 drunk_child 2018-02-08
Reeeee she's literally SHOVING IT IN YOUR FACE
1 error404brain 2018-02-08
Lol. My gaydar is pretty much non existent but dumbledore gayness was pretty much evident. I think Rita Skeeter book explicitely said that he was in a relationship with the nazi wizard in the 7th book.
1 dramallllama 2018-02-08
Really I never got that he was gay. I felt more that he was grossly negligent. The seventh book should have been the students suing the school.
1 IAintThatGuy 2018-02-08
Nobody explicitely has sex in the Harry Potter novels. So you can just say any character is trans-whatever-you-want.
1 Neon_needles 2018-02-08
Now, I only read like, I think part of the first book. But isn't this setting supposed to be a school full of like elementary school kids?
1 theburningstars 2018-02-08
More like middle to high school, but yeah, primarily.
1 bunker_man 2018-02-08
That didn't stop the his dark materials books from -maybe- ending with it.
1 IAintThatGuy 2018-02-08
Plus statistically some of them get fucked by parents and teachers.
1 Snowayne2 2018-02-08
It's implied though, Fleur and her prom date 'vanished to somewhere more private' after making out, for example.
1 IAintThatGuy 2018-02-08
Yes but they don't give details about who has what genitals and puts them where.
1 SomeoneOnThelnternet 2018-02-08
If only they were ballchinians, it would be easier to tell.
1 pepperouchau 2018-02-08
This shit never gets "shoved in my face" because I don't hang out on Twitter and outrage blogs all day. Y'all bring this up on yourselves.
1 Snowayne2 2018-02-08
Why the fuck does none get the sarcasm? Do I really have to add an /s?
1 pepperouchau 2018-02-08
Sorry fam. Way too many people unironically believe what you're saying.
1 Yiin 2018-02-08
He's now one of them in my eyes.
1 MilerMilty 2018-02-08
REEEEE GAY PEOPLE
1 betaking12 2018-02-08
>some editor or something explicitly wanted him to have a female lover.
A case of the notgays
1 Ralph-Hinkley 2018-02-08
I think it was in an interview on 07, someone asked Joanne if Dumbledore had a wife, and she said, "I always thought he was gay."
That's all that was said about it, but the interwebs blew it way the hell out of proportion.
1 captainpriapism 2018-02-08
shes deliberately making a big deal out of it now though as though its special
1 NomDuGloom 2018-02-08
By replying to a tweet 4 years ago?
1 captainpriapism 2018-02-08
rowling is a bit crazy on twitter and likes to try and push herself into the news when nothings happening
she also likes to try and retcon being progressive because its trendy now and american liberals are a big source of her income, what with their political analogies requiring hp references constantly
1 NomDuGloom 2018-02-08
That may be, but in this case this is all built around a tweet reply four years ago.
1 BussySundae 2018-02-08
We've posted about her before?
1 geraldo42 2018-02-08
Quite a few of her twitter slapfights have been posted here before.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-02-08
That sub is full of fragile cunts. All the REEEEEEEEEing about the most mundane ass bullshit lol.
1 likearasputin 2018-02-08
And we are different how?
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-02-08
Who's we? Also I unfortunately know who that bitch is but that's all I know. Idc what she does or what she says.
1 likearasputin 2018-02-08
You changed Ed....why are you so grumpy after admins restored your account?
This new Ed makes me sad😭
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-02-08
Grumpy? I'm saying I couldn't care less what she does or says and that i find the whiny bitches over at CA hilarious 😂
You guys care too much about this stuff.
1 likearasputin 2018-02-08
I don't post or intend to post in CA.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-02-08
/u/notarasputin why did you delete your comments lmao? Because of the downsnozzles??
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-02-08
/u/likearasputin why did you delete your comments lmao? Because of the downsnozzles??
1 bunker_man 2018-02-08
How is it nothing though? If the diversity has to be something people are aware of to count, if you're famous as he'll saying it still makes it known.
1 likearasputin 2018-02-08
Thing is, why does this have to end in twitter, Harry Potter prequels are out, with young Dumbledore, she obviously wrote as gay, then why isn't she fighthing to make this obvious in the movies. Even freaking Power Rangers had something.
1 Selfawarenesshere 2018-02-08
If she rewrote the books now she still wouldn't include any visible minority, it's still all be in tweets 10 years after the reboot movie of the reboot of the reboot of the books.
1 likearasputin 2018-02-08
She should.
1 grungebot5000 2018-02-08
...but his name is Goldstein
1 likearasputin 2018-02-08
I have no problem with her mentioning this, if and won't use it later in media to prove how "woke" she was all those year ago.
1 grungebot5000 2018-02-08
i don’t think i’ve seen anyone ask “how woke were you” in an interview if that’s what you’re suggesting
i think it’s probably more likely that she just used a bunch of surnames that she’d encountered in britain. so that means jews, pajeeys and polacks would be mixed in somewhere
1 likearasputin 2018-02-08
Ok maybe it's not her fault, maybe I'm wrong.
Maybe people, who made for her announcement about Dumbs into a somehow revolutionary thing and now critique her are the problem.
1 grungebot5000 2018-02-08
oh yeah, the “media response” that heralded it like some great new thing is definitely cringeworthy
1 likearasputin 2018-02-08
And that's the problem, I don't think that this will make headlines.
But if it will, I predict this happening:
The character is clearly jew-> She mentions this on twitter off hand -> tweet makes headlines " Rowling is making alt right 4channers mad by again being a champion of the people -> Rowling sees this and tweets " Oh yeah I did it for the Roc..I mean people -> everybody claps, said minority character is never mentioned again.
1 eva_unit_hung 2018-02-08
This golden Aryan specimen is supposed to be a grubby kike?
Please.
1 grungebot5000 2018-02-08
that BRIDGE
1 eva_unit_hung 2018-02-08
It's from the Order of the Phoenix game I'm pretty sure. Still modeled after whatever actor played him, like the rest of the Hogwarts background kids.
1 grungebot5000 2018-02-08
no one played him in the movies ya dink, it says so in the article ya linked
the movies are even further off anyway though, they didn’t even HAVE Peeves
1 eva_unit_hung 2018-02-08
holy fuck you're right you Peeves-obsessed autist
okay I'll come clean I played pretty much every game but Deathly Hallows and Peeves is in most of them so it musta blended together in mind.
aaand I thought Goldkike was in that DA group shot. too small to tell there.
1 grungebot5000 2018-02-08
one of the unnamed crowdsmen could be extrapolated to be goldstein
1 VapeOnYourNape 2018-02-08
Your brain is ruined.
1 eva_unit_hung 2018-02-08
go suck some refugee cock
1 VapeOnYourNape 2018-02-08
Ewww no
1 Singulaire 2018-02-08
TFW the goys don't know about (((our))) stealth model. Good luck keeping your blood pure, buddy.
1 CondeTrocola 2018-02-08
I mean, JK Rowling retconning wokeness is pretty retarded.
1 Snowayne2 2018-02-08
I'd have been more surprised if the character called Goldstein wasn't supposed to be a jew.
1 likearasputin 2018-02-08
True, but who's next?
Anyway OP, thank you for your post.
Here's a picture of a kitten for ya.
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/JlWlnBWVQLE/hqdefault.jpg
1 theRagingEwok 2018-02-08
the gringotts bankers
1 grungebot5000 2018-02-08
i mean
1 theRagingEwok 2018-02-08
the ideal ashkenazi phenotype
1 Lesmothian 2018-02-08
How on earth do you reconcile organized religion with the knowledge that magic is real, though? Unless she means Jewish in the hereditary sense in which case who gives a shit.
1 Elite_AI 2018-02-08
How do you think real-life (wannabe) magicians managed it?
1 Crypticlibrarian 2018-02-08
Because they use illusions and slight of hand tricks to entertain people.
1 bunker_man 2018-02-08
How wouldn't you, unless something about it explicitly was too incompatible with the religion? Hell, Judaism is more open about magic than christianity.
1 Lesmothian 2018-02-08
Like, wouldn't you read about Jesus or some other prophets who performed miracles and think "this dude was just a wizard"? You would personally know hundreds of people who can do all of those things, plus even more impressive things.
NERD ALERT FOLLOWS:
TBH, something that explored the religious beliefs of people who can do magic would be pretty interesting. Where did magic come from, maybe it came from God, etc. Would they go to Synagogue with muggles or only with other wizards? Would their holy texts be different, maybe incorporating things that the mainstream religion considers non-canonical? Wizards know that ghosts are real and that some sort of afterlife exists; there's a whole governmental department dedicated to the study of it. How does that affect their beliefs?
These are all more interesting questions than "a kid named Goldstein is a Jew".
1 cimarafa 2018-02-08
They could always do it like Assassin's Creed where all the ancient religious figures were wizards and all the miracles were actually magic, but I think that's probably too edgy for Rowling.
1 shallowm 2018-02-08
This is actually mentioned multiple times in the Qur'an.
There's more, but there's no point in quoting so many verses.
One origin of magic in Islam is from two angels that were sent down as a test (magic is a sin, the punishment is execution):
1 cimarafa 2018-02-08
wow the Quran truly does have the answer to everything.
1 bunker_man 2018-02-08
Some kabbalah texts already imply that magic exists, and even talk about under what circumstances you are allowed to try to summon and control demons. They have a creative way of talking about it too, implying that you are tapping into the flow of the creative power of god. But that likewise, these are by extension dangerous things to do and so it should be limited to who and when it is used, and can be done wrong.
Regular people already believe people they don't even see do magic. How wizards would see it would probably be closer to mysticism. They see magic all around them as evidence of divine immanence, and the choice to believe any individual is not about whether they can do magic, but whether they consider them a reliable contact to higher realms. Even in the bible it describes moses getting in a magic duel with egyptian magicians.
1 grungebot5000 2018-02-08
on second read, I just remembered that King Solomon was supposed to be, like, a sorcerer
there’s a lot of weird shit like that in the old testament, for real
1 Whazzits 2018-02-08
There's the cultural aspect to consider. If my family is religious, they sure do a great job of hiding it. At the same time, my family adheres to a lot of Catholic traditions, like observing Lent, and private catholic schools, and gifting rosaries for big life events. They are also generally insufferable, in the traditional Catholic way. I know that there are a lot of non-spiritual Jews out there who indulge in their cultural heritage without necessarily prescribing to the strict belief system as well. That's all there really needs to be to it.
1 wheezes 2018-02-08
Nobody cares about the Jewish religion, they care about the Jewish race.
I mean, the whole subtext of HP is racism..pureblood, halfblood, mudblood.
1 battles 2018-02-08
sub?!
1 acct_118 2018-02-08
It's a series geared toward kids and young adults. I doubt most cared other than "good kids vs evil snake guy using explodey magic"
1 JumbledFun 2018-02-08
I mean the bible said moses had a literal magic fight against Egyptian sorcerers to prove who's gods were stronger so I don't think they are really worrying about that. Also Solomon was described as a magician
1 michgot 2018-02-08
Solomon used Daemons tracked in the Goetia to do mundane bullshit too.
1 Kodiak_Marmoset 2018-02-08
Organized religion exists in the Harry Potter books: Their only hospital is called "Saint Mungo's", which means it's Catholic. One of the ghosts is a Friar, which again is Catholic.
So wizards are obviously Papists. Which explains why the Weasleys don't use birth control.
1 Crypticlibrarian 2018-02-08
And why the Irish are apart of the British ministry of magic, no Protestant wizards allowed.
1 battles 2018-02-08
This is in a book from a woman who named a character Cho Chang.
1 ffbtaw 2018-02-08
Bitch'll probably come out and say the character was Chinese.
1 IvankaTrumpIsMyWaifu 2018-02-08
Wee Tu Low
1 ffbtaw 2018-02-08
Bang Ding Ow
1 IvankaTrumpIsMyWaifu 2018-02-08
Hol E Fuc
1 bearjew293 2018-02-08
wait wait wait, Cho Chang is Chinese, and not Aryan? FUCKING SJW PROPAGANDA RUINING MY FAVORITE BOOKS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
1 Mikeavelli 2018-02-08
Racist name, by the way.
1 dramallllama 2018-02-08
She also retconned Hermonie black.
1 Ralph-Hinkley 2018-02-08
No she didn't. She changed none of the text. Someone asked her after Cursed Child came out because the actor who played Hermione was black, and Joanne said, "Sure, why not?"
End of story.
1 dramallllama 2018-02-08
No she said.
And in the books it clearly says she is white.
http://i.imgur.com/TzwO3GT.png
1 AshrifSecateur 2018-02-08
It's a little virtue-signally, but her point is that Hermione's whiteness isn't her defining character trait.
1 cheers_grills 2018-02-08
If it goes like this, she will announce Tyron Delashaun is black.
1 HaulOfChina 2018-02-08
He is clearly written as a middle aged white dude. Revising history 😤
1 baaaaby 2018-02-08
that first name sounds like its from game of thrones and the last sounds spanish
1 VapeOnYourNape 2018-02-08
Like he said, black.
1 pepperouchau 2018-02-08
North North African
1 ItsSugar 2018-02-08
Delashaun
Spanish
You need to go out more.
1 baaaaby 2018-02-08
its the de la
1 imnotagayboy 2018-02-08
Hermoine was black, get over it.
1 ItsSugar 2018-02-08
I guess she should have written "(((GOLDSTEIN)))" just so that retards could notice.
1 CondeTrocola 2018-02-08
I'm not talking about this case. It's her tendency to be retroactively woke, as most liberals are.
1 bjt23 2018-02-08
Really though. Who says Myrtle wasn't trans? It isn't plot relevant so it didn't come up. No need to have a diversity conniption.
1 shootyourschoolup 2018-02-08
Emotional piece of shit in a bathroom who can't let it go fits the stereotype anyway.
1 baaaaby 2018-02-08
didnt she kill herself? thats part of our culture
1 pepperouchau 2018-02-08
She kept herself supernatural
1 shootyourschoolup 2018-02-08
I think a phoenix killed and ate her in the bathroom she wasn't supposed to be in and harry potter has to use a magic hat sword to kill it and use a talon from the thing to stab Tommy Riddle's book and he gets sent to wizard prison for stealing a magical artifact in the sword and destroying evidence in the book and he meets his uncle there who shows him wizard prison tricks
1 baaaaby 2018-02-08
well thats not only super gay and way too long but it ruins my joke
1 shootyourschoolup 2018-02-08
If you weren't so scared of long things maybe you wouldn't have to dilate your pussy every 3 seconds
1 baaaaby 2018-02-08
it was never very long honestly
1 GaeadesicGnome 2018-02-08
Wasn't it a basilisk that killed her?
1 imnotagayboy 2018-02-08
You've obviously never ridden the book.
1 GaeadesicGnome 2018-02-08
I prefer to ride horses. Riding books gives me papercuts in sensitive places.
1 acct_118 2018-02-08
close enough
1 PlumsweetSoda 2018-02-08
the basilisk killed her idiot
1 pepperouchau 2018-02-08
Did Hogwarts have gender neutral bathrooms?
1 grungebot5000 2018-02-08
no
1 shootyourschoolup 2018-02-08
Tweet it at Rowling and she'll undo canon for you
1 _Griggs_ 2018-02-08
Jesus I actually laughed at a Reddit comment what the hell
1 CrusherBergamo 2018-02-08
I see the srdines are here
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-02-08
Haven't commented in that shithole sub for months now. But still, nice try tho.
1 OldMaximum 2018-02-08
I was wondering where the drama was. Never worry, found it!
1 I_FART_OUT_MY_BUTT69 2018-02-08
why is it a shithole? just because your jewish overlords are paying you to promote their agenda, doesn't mean you can't hold your own personal opinion u know?
1 reptilia987 2018-02-08
Did that sound better in your head?
1 I_FART_OUT_MY_BUTT69 2018-02-08
atleast it sounded better than your delusional worldview where jews don't rule the world to genocide the white race
1 reptilia987 2018-02-08
genocide the white race? sounds amazing
1 bearjew293 2018-02-08
AHAHAHAHAHAHA. Honestly, if whites get genocided by jews without even realizing that it's happening, then maybe they deserve it.
1 westofthetracks 2018-02-08
Did a child write this?
1 shallowm 2018-02-08
If you post in /r/CringeAnarchy, there is an extremely high chance that you're literally retarded, even moreso than the level of retardation in /r/drama. If white fragility was a sub, /r/CringeAnarchy would be it.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-02-08
Oof
1 Unkill_is_dill 2018-02-08
Hey don't forget r/MDE
1 captainpriapism 2018-02-08
fucking lol peak srd
1 pepperouchau 2018-02-08
If you have to be a srdine to think CA is dumb then I guess I'm the biggest fucking fish in the sea
1 CrusherBergamo 2018-02-08
at least your admit it.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-02-08
I don't see you deleting your account newfag. Post from your main one you pussy
1 CrusherBergamo 2018-02-08
kill yourself srdine 2
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-02-08
Cry more newfag
1 comebepc 2018-02-08
But you're active in SRD
1 pepperouchau 2018-02-08
Thanks for noticing! I made sure to polish my Star of David extra well today.
1 I_FART_OUT_MY_BUTT69 2018-02-08
a jew who doesn't like a place which challenges the jewish tyranny in our society (in a childish and small way i agree). what a coincidence
1 moudougou 2018-02-08
lmao
1 captainpriapism 2018-02-08
yeah you do mostly hey
1 eva_unit_hung 2018-02-08
oh please, Rowling trying to earn brownie points for stuff she didn't write a decade ago is infinitely more pathetic
1 grungebot5000 2018-02-08
“hey, is this ‘Goldstein’ kid a jew?”
“yeah, of course he is”
“REEEEE QUIT PANDERING YOU WHORE”
1 grungebot5000 2018-02-08
this was my first “reeee” comment, i’d like to thank 4chan and all the autists who made this dead horse possible
1 eva_unit_hung 2018-02-08
I didn't go that far, and seeing that the question was prompted by a fan I'm certainly more forgiving, but people are writing articles titled "JK Rowling announces yada yada yada"
so basically I get to blame fake news, like usual
1 SpotNL 2018-02-08
>getting outraged without knowing why
Good job.
1 eva_unit_hung 2018-02-08
not quite lol
1 NomDuGloom 2018-02-08
This is sourced from a tweet from 4 years ago.
1 grungebot5000 2018-02-08
god DAMN
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-02-08
The fact that you care enough to REEEEEEEEE about a children's book and its author is even more pathetic.
HER BOOK HER RULES
Cry me a river. Not surprised you're a Harry Potter fag.
1 eva_unit_hung 2018-02-08
Laughing and rolling my eyes at Rowling's latest attempt to stay relevant isn't reeeeeeing and you know it, bud.
I will however concede that my first exposure to this news were articles saying "JK Rowling announces" and I assume she was grandstanding out of nowhere. Now knowing that the question was prompted by a fan, her response is less annoying and more predictable.
It was only the most popular young adult novel in the world at the time I was a young adult, so yes, I read them, played the games, saw the movies, but I got over them about 200 light years quicker than my older sister did, who is pretty SJW/Semi-TERF and even SHE realizes that Rowling is a hypocrite who panders hard lately.
1 kippot 2018-02-08
Where did Rowling touch you? You know there's someone out there who cares, get help and most importantly Keep Yourself Safe in these trying times
1 imnotagayboy 2018-02-08
Hey.
I only REEEE over things which are at least moderately interesting.
1 PM_ME_FREE_FOOD 2018-02-08
Why yes, Harry Potter WAS a demisexual
1 likearasputin 2018-02-08
Wrong fam, Harry is a ladyboy, who makes magic with hisssss? bussy.
1 grungebot5000 2018-02-08
explains book 5
1 Scipio99 2018-02-08
(((Muggles)))
1 DuBBle 2018-02-08
I wouldn't share salt with you, brother. The muggles are gentiles - as it is clear from the text.
1 Mabans 2018-02-08
(((Muggles))) did this.
1 Neon_needles 2018-02-08
my god...
If jews can be wizards... THen the jewish sex magic cabal will finally anal fuck all the black wizards transforming them into ogres to take over the world!!!! NOOOOOOOOO
1 YoMothaFlippin 2018-02-08
By now you can say anything about the Harry Potter series, if you say it loud enough for Rowling to hear it, it will literally become true
1 King_Drumpf 2018-02-08
Jews control Hogwarts confirmed.
1 grungebot5000 2018-02-08
i swear, CringeAnarchy gets worse and more mayo-protectionist every day
1 SpotNL 2018-02-08
It's because a good bulk of these people spend their time in echo chambers, getting angry at things that are not really happening while feeling smug that they notice it, even when it is blatantly obvious they are being manipulated for political gains.
1 grungebot5000 2018-02-08
i mean, i can’t even remember the last time they had a post that wasn’t up on some reactionary identity politics. and i didn’t unsub till yesterday
1 SpotNL 2018-02-08
I miss posts on the level of rainfurrest, if you still remember that. It is literally the only reason why I am still subscribed. But it takes longer and longer between these types of posts.
Nowadays its an image of an article. Or someone's tweet.
1 grungebot5000 2018-02-08
That’s exactly why I stuck out too, but I figured it’s time to accept that era is long gone
1 SpotNL 2018-02-08
I should probably do the same.
1 grungebot5000 2018-02-08
I figured I can still rely on /r/drama to show me the laughable shit, but that’s your call to make
1 _Griggs_ 2018-02-08
CA suffers a lot of the problems that fall on TiA and KiA, but I actually love the sub because of the lack of presence from the mods. Even though the sub is mainly filled with posts from the right, you will always find tons of people disagreeing or shitting on OP in the comments, as is the case with this post.
Occasionally you even get some posts from the left, so overall I think it’s a nice, disturbing little mix from both sides and the laissez faire attitude from the moderators keep everything churning naturally
1 normie_girl 2018-02-08
Imagine giving a shit about this.
1 buttermyself 2018-02-08
Its like imagining how much fun it would be to punch yourself in the crotch.
1 eva_unit_hung 2018-02-08
This golden Aryan specimen is supposed to be a grubby kike?
Please.
1 POZLOADS0 2018-02-08
They love doing that.
1 ofree 2018-02-08
His name is Goldstein. What did you expect? Also, what’s wrong with him being Jewish? You’re such a bigot.
1 eva_unit_hung 2018-02-08
https://i.imgur.com/ixSdAMb.gif
lol
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2018-02-08
Dear JK,
No thanks.
Sincerely,
(((Us)))
1 thesnakeinthegarden 2018-02-08
I mean r/cringeanarchy was just a sub put together that got sick of cringe making fun of them. "We'll show those prudes how THEY'RE the cringe by making our own sub! With memes and slurs!"
1 reptilia987 2018-02-08
That sub used to be pretty good. Now all they do is label anything that doesn’t agree with their far right ideology as “cringe af” and ironically call others snowflakes.
1 thesnakeinthegarden 2018-02-08
No. It wasn't. Youre fake news.
1 reptilia987 2018-02-08
Rude.
1 thesnakeinthegarden 2018-02-08
NO PC SPEECH HERE, COMMIE
1 htmlcoderexe 2018-02-08
Some HP fanfiction actually makes Goldstein Jewish...
1 grungebot5000 2018-02-08
what does this even mean
1 LevantineLion 2018-02-08
Who cares? Do people have nothing better to do than freak out over a fictional character being Jewish?
1 acct_118 2018-02-08
Yes
1 Oh_hamburgers_ 2018-02-08
I thought the little dwarf bankers were supposed to be the jews?
1 TheGoldenHour- 2018-02-08
This shit is even funnier. They cast a black actress to play Hermione in a play and that's enough for them to claim she's retconning the series. Just wait till these retards find out they let black people do Shakespearean plays too.
Obviously they are poors who have never been to the theatre. 😆
1 jfull27 2018-02-08
Or you know, this: https://twitter.com/jk_rowling/status/678888094339366914
1 razorbeamz 2018-02-08
She's trolling
1 marooncat1501 2018-02-08
Trolling who? She wants them progressive points
1 grungebot5000 2018-02-08
what if
and this is gonna sound CRAZY
it’s NEITHER of those things
and she actually approves of Black Hermione
1 marooncat1501 2018-02-08
Who says she doesn't? She literally tweeted Rowling loves black Hermione. It's the part about her pretending Hermoine wasn't white is what aggravates people.
1 grungebot5000 2018-02-08
hermione’s race was unspecified though
1 marooncat1501 2018-02-08
She drew her as white though , she was also involved in the movies and the fact that they had Emma Watson portray her kind of cements her race IMO.
1 grungebot5000 2018-02-08
but she made filch black there, too. maybe she was feeling frisky that day
1 marooncat1501 2018-02-08
Oh , I didn't realize I was talking to a retard , forget everything I said.
1 grungebot5000 2018-02-08
you know I’m right
1 marooncat1501 2018-02-08
I do big guy! You showed me , i'm VERY proud of you :)
1 SpotNL 2018-02-08
But there is no reason why someone couldn't imagine ("pretend" in your words) Hermione being a black girl while reading the books. All she says is that she loves the idea of a black Hermione anyway.
Unless you're an actual autist and you get a fit whenever things aren't as you want them to be, there is no reason why this should still be a thing 3 years later. Or at all, tbf.
1 marooncat1501 2018-02-08
*All she's saying is that she loves the idea of a black Hermione anyway.e*
I dont think so, but i stopped caring an hour ago, you win black hermoine is the only hermoine
1 SpotNL 2018-02-08
I bet you still care and are biting your nails right now.
1 marooncat1501 2018-02-08
No im hitting my dog
1 grungebot5000 2018-02-08
that means she’s anything but asian
1 Ralph-Hinkley 2018-02-08
Right, isn't it a thing in British theatre for females to play males, blacks to play whites, males to play females? Sir Patrick Stewart was one of the only whites in a mostly black Othello cast.
1 grungebot5000 2018-02-08
he played the black guy, too
1 Ralph-Hinkley 2018-02-08
Yep, that's what I was referring to with Stewart.
1 POZLOADS0 2018-02-08
They actually seem to be having more fun with than you lot which is rare tbh, your periods must have synced up or something.
1 OniTan 2018-02-08
(((Anthony Goldstein)))
1 Antigonus1i 2018-02-08
I'm calling bullshit, no jew would call their son Anthony.
1 grungebot5000 2018-02-08
wait what about Tony Danza
1 xrandx 2018-02-08
Did no one want to comment about the obvious racist overtures of things like this? (Not necessarily this specifically but the portrayal of the (((goblins))).
If that's not a negative stereotype re-enforcement I don't know what is?
1 funkenstein_1 2018-02-08
son of Emmanuel? Favourite spell: Summon Golem
1 Unkill_is_dill 2018-02-08
Imagine being an alt-righter and living in fear of Jews. Makes you really think about who the real ubermensch are.
1 captainpriapism 2018-02-08
"freaks out" lol
jk rowling is a hilarious out of touch crazy old woman, just appreciate it for what it is
1 grungebot5000 2018-02-08
i mean, +12,000 in the “this will be the death of western civ” sub
1 captainpriapism 2018-02-08
its just a cringe sub my dude
1 grungebot5000 2018-02-08
there hasn’t been a cringe post there in over a year, and for the year before that it was all political cringe
1 captainpriapism 2018-02-08
lol i think youre just a little too emotionally and politically invested, its literally just a sub to post cringey shit
cringeanarchy split off from regular cringe when the mods decided you couldnt laugh at trannies and shit
sjws are cringey, trans shit is cringey, american liberals are cringey, it is what it is
1 grungebot5000 2018-02-08
i mean, it can be, they posted a bunch of legitimately cringey sjws and trans in that "political cringe" period. now it's mostly screenshots of retards you're supposed to agree with poorly making fun of things on Twitter.
they also used to pick on more reliably cringey subcultures, like furries, bronies, fetish communities (which they kept in the banner). now it's just people whose politics are wrong
1 captainpriapism 2018-02-08
its all pretty cringey dude
yeah sorry but sjws have far surpassed all of those in ridiculousness, thats kinda the point
if you hate people making fun of sjws i guess you wouldnt like it but its still cringey to pretty much everyone
1 grungebot5000 2018-02-08
you have extremely low standards
1 captainpriapism 2018-02-08
most subs are like 75% filler thats how they all work as far as ive ever been able to tell