every time I get summoned here, I have a quick look around and find that this place gets worse and worse, it's like a black hole which mangles everything that gets sucked into it. src

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The Jew is immunized against all dangers: one may call him a scoundrel, parasite, swindler, profiteer, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But call him a Jew and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: “I’ve been found out.”

This tbh

"You're part of an oppressive demographic. As am I, for my whiteness." is very current year.

Fuck me, you ugly son of a bitch.

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Prepare to be enriched.

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Dear Sub-Human Filth,

I'm appealing to all of you stupid idiots to vote Democrat in 2018. That is if you have the basic education enough to read a ballot, anyway. I understand the majority of you racist rednecks can't even read this post, though. But those who can, please pass my message on to the rest of your inbred family.

We Democrats are morally, culturally and intellectually superior to you in every way. I will qualify myself by noting that I have a Liberal Arts degree from a college, which you obviously have never been to, if you even know what one is. I also have a black friend. I have been told by several professors that everything you hold dear is terrible. Therefore you, personally, are also terrible.

I don't know you, but I know that you're racist. I also know that you hate gay people and still get scared during lightning storms.

The religion which you hold closely, greatly believe in, and which brings you comfort--you are wrong because I'm smarter than you and I'm telling you so. It is one of the many reasons why you are stupid and I'm better than you.

You see, us Democrats want a system which helps everyone in the world. Our system is designed around love and kindness to everyone. If you don't agree, I hate you.

It's not too late to change. If you knew your history, which of course you don't, you'll remember a time in America when Indians were dragged away from their homes and forced to assimilate into white society. Well, we want to change that kind of behaviour (sorry for my spelling, as I'm not from your country) by making sure you go to college and have a small apartment in a big, busy coastal city, where you belong. That will help you rid yourselves of your backward, incorrect culture and way of thinking. We'll do everything we can to make sure you agree with us and say all the right things and not be brainwashed against thinking the same way we do.

All of you stupid, backward, redneck, racist, homophobic, uneducated yokels need to realize we're trying to build a classless society where we all get to live in harmony with each other, where we're all equal. If you only understood that you wouldn't be so much worse of a person than I am.

So please vote Democrat. Help me help you, you worthless motherfuckers.

Sincerely, -/u/DecentAmountOfEffort

“There are only two genders. All mankind knows this. President Trump is a God Emperor, praise be unto the Electoral College.”

That should get you laid. Or something.

"We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children."

Think that second one should be in the subreddit's sidebar. The whole thing, verbatim. In the "things to remember" section maybe.

/r/furry_irl

This is why the thinking man's ideal penis is a horse cock with a knot at the base. Best of both worlds.

Quote Napoleon.

Or don't be a fag and quote Admiral Nelson instead

You know, this comment was posted from the wrong alt. I have to keep my fetish separate from my other accounts specifically because of PEOPLE LIKE YOU. THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH BEING ATTRACTED TO SHARKS AND THAT HAS NO BEARING ON THIS ARGUMENT. This is fucking 2017 it shouldn't even have to be said, but FUCK!!!!!

What does have bearing on this argument is objective facts. Facts like: a low shoulder to waist ratio being attractive on human females.

Facts like: juicer bullies like you are what's wrong with the world of fitness.

Facts like: you and your little "fitnesscirclejerk" buddies are too busy staring at men's asses to know an attractive woman if she swam up to you in anthropomorphic-shark form and let you fuck her on a cold, windy cape cod beach.

Facts like: you're too busy thinking about the gym and where you're gonna get your next steroid fix to realize that I'm on seddit learning stuff that's gonna help ME get the girl of YOUR dreams.

Wake up, bud. Your a fuckin' pathetic excuse of a man. I might not be as big as you. I might never be as big as you cuz I have too much honor to stick a needle in my ass. But I'm twice the man you'll ever be, sharktits and all.

Shark tits

Just so you know I will be fapping to your pictures

me2thnks

اَللّٰهُ أَكْبَر

I don't speak kebab, does it say "Allahu akbar"?

It's Arabic for beep beep lettuce

Just leave this string of characters as your quote:

https://streamable.com/go31i

kys

"Fuck da police"

"Police state"

You should quote Winston Churchill: The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter.

“I don’t shine shoes anymore.”

"Anything's a dildo if you're brave enough."

Gamers are dead

"Success is not a good teacher, failure makes you humble."