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So how many women have you raped and murdered today?

Just when you think that maybe /r/conspiracy will reflect on the harm of baseless accusations, like harassing parents who just lost their kids by telling them they are just acting, they accuse a dude he murdered his dead wife.

Anyone who posts their is either a bot or a teenager or a person too old to be using the internet

Anyone who posts their what?

Hahha pops

person too old to be using the internet

And here I was thinking it was the children and young "adults" that were the problem.

Didn't Paton move on pretty fucking quick from his deceased wife though?

Holy shit I didn't know he remarried. Wouldn't be weird if he was dating I guess, but that is pretty messed up a bit more than a year later.

Doesn't mean he murdered her though, could just be absolutely fucked in the head.

Yeah I wasn't implying he was a murderer. Just saying it's a bit callous to move on that quick unless they had a bad marriage or something?

People handle grief in different ways. 50 years ago it would be almost socially expected for a widower to remarry within a year or two and it's probably the best move for his daughter. Having two stable parents at that age is important and Oswalt may have felt like he wasn't able to properly parent alone.

Yeah, I mean I get it, he was vulnerable and she was there. I can't even come close to what he went through, but it is still a bit strange to me.

I definitely know the reverse. Widows that haven't remarried after 50+ years. Everyone is different though.

Yeah, that's just sad. Hopefully everything works out for him.

Having two stable parents at that age is important

He married an actress. And he's Patton Oswalt.

Didn't Paton move on pretty fucking quick from his deceased wife though?

/r/OpieAndAnthony has been on the case for years.

They started this rumor to begin with. Bunch of good eggs over there.

Patton Oswalt is a pathetic little male feminist, and probably a rapist but even knowing that its rather vile to put that in an AMA. Then again doing a reddit AMA is basically asking for a roastme, so meh.

Look no one has come out with accusations yet, why call him something as heinous as "male feminist"?

Oswalt

vrs

Weinstein

Still mad about the rape accusations I see. How'd you reports to the admins go?

Tfw you know Patton Oswald didn’t kill his wife because she was victim #9

Patton didn't kill her but when your wife is on Adderall, fentanyl and Xanax and you don't bat an eye you're at least a little bit culpable. Those are the general last resort drugs of their respective maladies due to how fucking addictive and hard on the body they are. A good doctor is not going to prescribe those together, you have to go looking for that. Patton's wife was pill head plain and simple and was on her way out regardless of whatever heart condition she had while Patton just watched and made bad "nerd" jokes about pop culture.

Wait, that's what she was on? Guys am I gonna die?

Depends, how many Marvel Universe Pop Vinyls does your husband own?

Please, no one would ever marry me. I'm still shocked every time someone lets me fuck them for free.

They also found blow and MDMA. Theyre both shitty parents that deserve nothing but the rope.

She gets the ghost rope.

I mean, he probably did though right? I mean the dude strikes me as a #metoo waiting to happen and he married someone else right afterwards.

All those assblasted kids screeching about T_D on a unrelated post and crying it should be banned

Daddy is #slaying reddit all day