/u/TheSproutKnight doesn't realize he is the lolcow - thinks he is the dramanaut

20  2018-02-08 by ABillionYearsOld

95 comments

Hey /u/thesproutknight, ABillionYearsOld wants you to see this!

 

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LMAO good bot

Best fucking bot ever. Basically doing all of the work for us.

/u/asquared31415 thank you for this bot!!

Thanks!

You made this? I'm not gay.

But I'll give you my bussy.

Did you block your own bot? If not, don't the user mentions from it get annoying?

I realised a lot of people didn’t know that Reddit doesn’t tag people in titles, and even if they weren’t trying to tag them, usually it’s helpful. However it doesn’t get emotion and can’t read peoples’ minds (it’s a single regex to extract the name, and some basic checks to avoid certain people and certain subs) so things like this happen, but usually it’s a lot funnier!

Creator here: thanks! It doesn’t understand when people are talking about someone but really don’t want to rage them. This creates situations like this, where it makes it a lot funnier.

This bot is a blessing for this subreddit. Thank you

It wasn’t designed with any other motive in mind, but this sure is going to be great! Everyone grab the popcorn!

It's pretty perfect - all I did was tell him Che Guevara sucked and it was off to the races with this kid.

Even funnier, his opinion of himself is hilariously over inflated and he's a lolcow.

Thank you. But anyone who reads where our convo started will see that I never originally praised Che.

So I dont see how this post here will work correctly?

LOL I love how often you invoke /r/drama without understanding it at all. Read the sidebar. I'm not your tutorial lol

r/drama

Why do you keep linking drama in other subs?

To troll :/.

I'm laid in bed at the mo and i cant be assed getting up to take a piss yet, and i cant jerk off when i need a piss, so i gotta do something to pass the time.

They were all just replying to the guy who made this post by going through his comment history. He actually asked me to do this, sarcastically, I admit, but he asked nonetheless.

"haha i totally don't care guys look at how nonchalant i am, im even in bed thats how much i dont care ill even bring something up thats way out of context because i really dont care haha guys"

Plz paste some stuff in that I should care about then.

Money

Girls

Other normal things

Good choices.

But i meant links to posts that I should care about having posted.

I'll take the money though. Girls usually follow.

I'll take the money though. Girls usually follow.

Do you want to know how I know you've never felt inside of a pussy?

Well it was a joke.

But do you wanna know how I know you've never been inside of a pussy?

no u

Oi no.

I've just had a threesome m8.

Beat that, virgin.

Now they want more m8.

Lost my virginity when i was 12 to a supermodel

Fucking lol.

Let me guess, you've got a girl for every day of the week?

7 kid.

Living da dream.

Pussy and tendies.

Only one of those is true and we both know which one.

Reeeeeeeee

It's too late to meme. At this point, I consider you a slightly self-aware incel.

Thats cool with me.

“It’s just a joke bro.”

Mhmm

See what I mean? lol

It was funny to me and it still is.

At what point do my posts make you think I'm doing this for others?

At the point where you repeatedly said that you were doing it to generate content for /r/drama and then threatened to post it on /r/drama but then I did it before you and everyone made fun of you? At that point. Weird that you forgot that point so fast it like... just happened?

I never threatened that.

I havent praised Che either.

I havent done most of what you said I have.

What does lying to generate a shitty drama thread that will be forgotten accomplish?

I think you're so enraged that I shit all over Che and Washington in my original post, that you're raging so badly inside that you've made this thread up (without posting the full stuff in context) to make yourself feel better about how butthurt you are inside.

People are literally asking for the content and you've barely given them anything when you could link them to my first comment so they can scroll through it all.

I think theres something missing inside your head.

And here, once again, the milk of the lolcow floweth.

post link pls. OP is bad and should feel bad.

this is dumb and I hate you both.

Ey man I don't pick the drama I just post it.

Literally who are you?

https://www.reddit.com/r/announcements/comments/7u2zpi/comment/dthb4jh?context=3

OP is a grade a sperg tbh. I remember his username from this shit lmao

/u/ABillionYearsOld so what a fucking retarded cunt got suspended from his school lmao. He doxxed himself with that picture and his Twitter handle. Darwinism at its best.

Lol - oh ed.

Keep going strong buddy.

That's too much to read right now.

Well the guy spergs a lot so true.

To be fair, copious amounts of alcohol are to blame in this case

I finally upvoted Ed_ButteredToast. Now I can die in peace.

:D

Do me next Daddy

<3 no ur aight, sorry

I understand that. But this other dipshit isnt self aware enough to understand what dumb trolls we were both being.

If i needed vindication in my mind, and I dont, this comment of yours would've provided it.

Hahahahahahahahahahah

If i needed vindication in my mind, and I dont, this comment of yours would've provided it.

When you type something like this everyone instantly knows it's bullshit - you definitely needed the vindication of if you wanna take it from being called an idiot PLEASE do. That is much funnier.

How does Che == Washington soyboy?

Both inspire crazy worship from their devoted sjw brands.

I covered this in my original comment.

How can Washington inspire SJWs? He owned slaves and also probably fucked your great grandma

Anti-sjws have their own brand of sj that they want to impose on people, at least the retards on cringe anarchy do.

justice is subjective. One mans social justice is forcing people go call him a 2 year old girl. Another mans social justice is being able to slap a darkie for looking at his white relatives.

Both are retarded and both have crazy loonies putting their heroes on a pedestal.

You know it isn't trolling if you're representing your honest opinions to the best of your ability, right?

I'm not trolling in this thread.

My original comment on CA never claimed to be trolling, only when you showed up and some of the other sjws chimed in did i troll.

You're getting your trolling tactics from Alex Jones I see.

Right. That's my point. You are honestly representing your actual views to the best of your ability, and they are the same as the ones you put into the other thread.

That isn't called trolling.

Dude you're high

Whats wrong with being high?

Stick with the accepted version of SJW instead of making up your own shit

Hmm.

People dont stick with the accepted terms of feminism nowadays, not the anti feminists or the feminists themselves in many cases.

Why should I stick with these terms when everyone else disregards them and makes their own shit up?

Just like people assume those other people are retarded, you will also seen as being a retard

Lol why does anyone care about being seen as retarded on a pokey little site on the internet?

In real life, sure, I dont say any of this shit. But on the internet, why care?

ONE OF US!

Stop. When he's sober, he'll feel bad.

as expected you are being at least as retarded as he is here

Thank you.

Didn't you make up that you didn't post here on this account to avoid being auto banned? Hmmmmmmmmmm lol

To be honest I’d like you to link to a nice spergout rather than his post history.

But meh I’ll take what I can get.

Yeah it's hard to isolate one particular spammy sperg out, the whole thing is a spammy cringe fest.

Look, I have a whole bunch of empty bottles I need to fill with milk, can you at least point a brother to a teat?

Sure here he is freaking out over Che and George Washington not being 1:1

Either way. You're a confirmed sjw now.

Ah I love when Che supporters say the GW supporters are SJWs.

I love me some Che.

Isnt it the dream to fight the revolution and wipe our bare asses on leaves and tree bark?

So Che and his propensity to murder homosexuals - you a fan? Yay or nay?

Nay

Just click that one cringe anarchy thread and find my original post and then follow down.

Its just two trolls going at it

It's one troll and a sperg.

Get the facts right.

Ping him dumbass

/u/thesproutknight can't help but respond

Im on my phone so i dont have the patience to search and link.

The OP should provide that shit anyway, not me.

Search and link what? I just want you to sperg out under my name

I never understood the sperg stuff. I thought it was supposed to be annoying to people

I never understood the sperg stuff.
You don't need to tell me that. I already know.

Duh doy

You are boring.

Better to take that up with the guy who made this thread

No, this is about you.

Yeah, but I'm bored now, so I'm done, kid.

my high is wearing off

Search and link what? I just want you to sperg out under my name

I want OP to give me the goods. The retard is boring as it is.

True

True

Shpuld rename himself TheSoyKnight