I realised a lot of people didn’t know that Reddit doesn’t tag people in titles, and even if they weren’t trying to tag them, usually it’s helpful. However it doesn’t get emotion and can’t read peoples’ minds (it’s a single regex to extract the name, and some basic checks to avoid certain people and certain subs) so things like this happen, but usually it’s a lot funnier!
Creator here: thanks! It doesn’t understand when people are talking about someone but really don’t want to rage them. This creates situations like this, where it makes it a lot funnier.
I'm laid in bed at the mo and i cant be assed getting up to take a piss yet, and i cant jerk off when i need a piss, so i gotta do something to pass the time.
They were all just replying to the guy who made this post by going through his comment history. He actually asked me to do this, sarcastically, I admit, but he asked nonetheless.
"haha i totally don't care guys look at how nonchalant i am, im even in bed thats how much i dont care ill even bring something up thats way out of context because i really dont care haha guys"
At the point where you repeatedly said that you were doing it to generate content for /r/drama and then threatened to post it on /r/drama but then I did it before you and everyone made fun of you? At that point. Weird that you forgot that point so fast it like... just happened?
What does lying to generate a shitty drama thread that will be forgotten accomplish?
I think you're so enraged that I shit all over Che and Washington in my original post, that you're raging so badly inside that you've made this thread up (without posting the full stuff in context) to make yourself feel better about how butthurt you are inside.
People are literally asking for the content and you've barely given them anything when you could link them to my first comment so they can scroll through it all.
I think theres something missing inside your head.
OP is a grade a sperg tbh. I remember his username from this shit lmao
/u/ABillionYearsOld so what a fucking retarded cunt got suspended from his school lmao. He doxxed himself with that picture and his Twitter handle. Darwinism at its best.
If i needed vindication in my mind, and I dont, this comment of yours would've provided it.
When you type something like this everyone instantly knows it's bullshit - you definitely needed the vindication of if you wanna take it from being called an idiot PLEASE do. That is much funnier.
Anti-sjws have their own brand of sj that they want to impose on people, at least the retards on cringe anarchy do.
justice is subjective. One mans social justice is forcing people go call him a 2 year old girl. Another mans social justice is being able to slap a darkie for looking at his white relatives.
Both are retarded and both have crazy loonies putting their heroes on a pedestal.
Right. That's my point. You are honestly representing your actual views to the best of your ability, and they are the same as the ones you put into the other thread.
95 comments
1 TitleTagger 2018-02-08
Hey /u/thesproutknight, ABillionYearsOld wants you to see this!
Reddit doesn't tag people in titles, so I try to help out!
beep boop, I'm a bot. Please contact /u/asquared31415 with questions, concerns or to remove this bot. Downvote to remove.
1 CucksLoveTrump 2018-02-08
LMAO good bot
1 Joan_Wayne_Gacy 2018-02-08
Best fucking bot ever. Basically doing all of the work for us.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-02-08
/u/asquared31415 thank you for this bot!!
1 asquared31415 2018-02-08
Thanks!
1 Yiin 2018-02-08
You made this? I'm not gay.
But I'll give you my bussy.
1 shallowm 2018-02-08
Did you block your own bot? If not, don't the user mentions from it get annoying?
1 asquared31415 2018-02-08
I realised a lot of people didn’t know that Reddit doesn’t tag people in titles, and even if they weren’t trying to tag them, usually it’s helpful. However it doesn’t get emotion and can’t read peoples’ minds (it’s a single regex to extract the name, and some basic checks to avoid certain people and certain subs) so things like this happen, but usually it’s a lot funnier!
1 asquared31415 2018-02-08
Creator here: thanks! It doesn’t understand when people are talking about someone but really don’t want to rage them. This creates situations like this, where it makes it a lot funnier.
1 CucksLoveTrump 2018-02-08
This bot is a blessing for this subreddit. Thank you
1 asquared31415 2018-02-08
It wasn’t designed with any other motive in mind, but this sure is going to be great! Everyone grab the popcorn!
1 ABillionYearsOld 2018-02-08
It's pretty perfect - all I did was tell him Che Guevara sucked and it was off to the races with this kid.
Even funnier, his opinion of himself is hilariously over inflated and he's a lolcow.
1 TheSproutKnight 2018-02-08
Thank you. But anyone who reads where our convo started will see that I never originally praised Che.
So I dont see how this post here will work correctly?
1 ABillionYearsOld 2018-02-08
LOL I love how often you invoke /r/drama without understanding it at all. Read the sidebar. I'm not your tutorial lol
1 TheSproutKnight 2018-02-08
r/drama
1 PussMonster_ 2018-02-08
Why do you keep linking drama in other subs?
1 TheSproutKnight 2018-02-08
To troll :/.
I'm laid in bed at the mo and i cant be assed getting up to take a piss yet, and i cant jerk off when i need a piss, so i gotta do something to pass the time.
They were all just replying to the guy who made this post by going through his comment history. He actually asked me to do this, sarcastically, I admit, but he asked nonetheless.
1 qtipsandnippleflicks 2018-02-08
"haha i totally don't care guys look at how nonchalant i am, im even in bed thats how much i dont care ill even bring something up thats way out of context because i really dont care haha guys"
1 TheSproutKnight 2018-02-08
Plz paste some stuff in that I should care about then.
1 Yiin 2018-02-08
Money
Girls
Other normal things
1 TheSproutKnight 2018-02-08
Good choices.
But i meant links to posts that I should care about having posted.
I'll take the money though. Girls usually follow.
1 Yiin 2018-02-08
Do you want to know how I know you've never felt inside of a pussy?
1 TheSproutKnight 2018-02-08
Well it was a joke.
But do you wanna know how I know you've never been inside of a pussy?
1 Yiin 2018-02-08
no u
1 TheSproutKnight 2018-02-08
Oi no.
I've just had a threesome m8.
Beat that, virgin.
Now they want more m8.
Lost my virginity when i was 12 to a supermodel
1 Yiin 2018-02-08
Fucking lol.
Let me guess, you've got a girl for every day of the week?
1 TheSproutKnight 2018-02-08
7 kid.
Living da dream.
Pussy and tendies.
1 Yiin 2018-02-08
Only one of those is true and we both know which one.
1 TheSproutKnight 2018-02-08
Reeeeeeeee
1 Yiin 2018-02-08
It's too late to meme. At this point, I consider you a slightly self-aware incel.
1 TheSproutKnight 2018-02-08
Thats cool with me.
1 Lawgustmarck 2018-02-08
“It’s just a joke bro.”
1 TheSproutKnight 2018-02-08
Mhmm
1 ABillionYearsOld 2018-02-08
See what I mean? lol
1 TheSproutKnight 2018-02-08
It was funny to me and it still is.
At what point do my posts make you think I'm doing this for others?
1 ABillionYearsOld 2018-02-08
At the point where you repeatedly said that you were doing it to generate content for /r/drama and then threatened to post it on /r/drama but then I did it before you and everyone made fun of you? At that point. Weird that you forgot that point so fast it like... just happened?
1 TheSproutKnight 2018-02-08
I never threatened that.
I havent praised Che either.
I havent done most of what you said I have.
What does lying to generate a shitty drama thread that will be forgotten accomplish?
I think you're so enraged that I shit all over Che and Washington in my original post, that you're raging so badly inside that you've made this thread up (without posting the full stuff in context) to make yourself feel better about how butthurt you are inside.
People are literally asking for the content and you've barely given them anything when you could link them to my first comment so they can scroll through it all.
I think theres something missing inside your head.
1 ABillionYearsOld 2018-02-08
And here, once again, the milk of the lolcow floweth.
1 shitpost953 2018-02-08
post link pls. OP is bad and should feel bad.
1 ABillionYearsOld 2018-02-08
Sure
https://www.reddit.com/r/CringeAnarchy/comments/7w5qdl/twitter_rollomcfloogle_this_is_how_you_face_plant/dty3f79/?context=3
1 shitpost953 2018-02-08
this is dumb and I hate you both.
1 ABillionYearsOld 2018-02-08
Ey man I don't pick the drama I just post it.
1 Yiin 2018-02-08
Literally who are you?
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-02-08
https://www.reddit.com/r/announcements/comments/7u2zpi/comment/dthb4jh?context=3
OP is a grade a sperg tbh. I remember his username from this shit lmao
/u/ABillionYearsOld so what a fucking retarded cunt got suspended from his school lmao. He doxxed himself with that picture and his Twitter handle. Darwinism at its best.
1 ABillionYearsOld 2018-02-08
Lol - oh ed.
Keep going strong buddy.
1 Yiin 2018-02-08
That's too much to read right now.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-02-08
Well the guy spergs a lot so true.
1 Yiin 2018-02-08
To be fair, copious amounts of alcohol are to blame in this case
1 Plexipus 2018-02-08
I finally upvoted Ed_ButteredToast. Now I can die in peace.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-02-08
:D
1 PussMonster_ 2018-02-08
Do me next Daddy
1 shitpost953 2018-02-08
<3 no ur aight, sorry
1 TheSproutKnight 2018-02-08
I understand that. But this other dipshit isnt self aware enough to understand what dumb trolls we were both being.
If i needed vindication in my mind, and I dont, this comment of yours would've provided it.
1 ABillionYearsOld 2018-02-08
Hahahahahahahahahahah
When you type something like this everyone instantly knows it's bullshit - you definitely needed the vindication of if you wanna take it from being called an idiot PLEASE do. That is much funnier.
1 CucksLoveTrump 2018-02-08
How does Che == Washington soyboy?
1 TheSproutKnight 2018-02-08
Both inspire crazy worship from their devoted sjw brands.
I covered this in my original comment.
1 CucksLoveTrump 2018-02-08
How can Washington inspire SJWs? He owned slaves and also probably fucked your great grandma
1 TheSproutKnight 2018-02-08
Anti-sjws have their own brand of sj that they want to impose on people, at least the retards on cringe anarchy do.
justice is subjective. One mans social justice is forcing people go call him a 2 year old girl. Another mans social justice is being able to slap a darkie for looking at his white relatives.
Both are retarded and both have crazy loonies putting their heroes on a pedestal.
1 ABillionYearsOld 2018-02-08
You know it isn't trolling if you're representing your honest opinions to the best of your ability, right?
1 TheSproutKnight 2018-02-08
I'm not trolling in this thread.
My original comment on CA never claimed to be trolling, only when you showed up and some of the other sjws chimed in did i troll.
You're getting your trolling tactics from Alex Jones I see.
1 ABillionYearsOld 2018-02-08
Right. That's my point. You are honestly representing your actual views to the best of your ability, and they are the same as the ones you put into the other thread.
That isn't called trolling.
1 CucksLoveTrump 2018-02-08
Dude you're high
1 TheSproutKnight 2018-02-08
Whats wrong with being high?
1 CucksLoveTrump 2018-02-08
Stick with the accepted version of SJW instead of making up your own shit
1 TheSproutKnight 2018-02-08
Hmm.
People dont stick with the accepted terms of feminism nowadays, not the anti feminists or the feminists themselves in many cases.
Why should I stick with these terms when everyone else disregards them and makes their own shit up?
1 CucksLoveTrump 2018-02-08
Just like people assume those other people are retarded, you will also seen as being a retard
1 TheSproutKnight 2018-02-08
Lol why does anyone care about being seen as retarded on a pokey little site on the internet?
In real life, sure, I dont say any of this shit. But on the internet, why care?
1 CucksLoveTrump 2018-02-08
ONE OF US!
1 Yiin 2018-02-08
Stop. When he's sober, he'll feel bad.
1 westofthetracks 2018-02-08
as expected you are being at least as retarded as he is here
1 TheSproutKnight 2018-02-08
Thank you.
1 ABillionYearsOld 2018-02-08
Didn't you make up that you didn't post here on this account to avoid being auto banned? Hmmmmmmmmmm lol
1 Lawgustmarck 2018-02-08
To be honest I’d like you to link to a nice spergout rather than his post history.
But meh I’ll take what I can get.
1 ABillionYearsOld 2018-02-08
Yeah it's hard to isolate one particular spammy sperg out, the whole thing is a spammy cringe fest.
1 PussMonster_ 2018-02-08
Look, I have a whole bunch of empty bottles I need to fill with milk, can you at least point a brother to a teat?
1 ABillionYearsOld 2018-02-08
Sure here he is freaking out over Che and George Washington not being 1:1
1 Lawgustmarck 2018-02-08
Ah I love when Che supporters say the GW supporters are SJWs.
1 TheSproutKnight 2018-02-08
I love me some Che.
Isnt it the dream to fight the revolution and wipe our bare asses on leaves and tree bark?
1 ironicshitpostr 2018-02-08
So Che and his propensity to murder homosexuals - you a fan? Yay or nay?
1 TheSproutKnight 2018-02-08
Nay
1 TheSproutKnight 2018-02-08
Just click that one cringe anarchy thread and find my original post and then follow down.
Its just two trolls going at it
1 Yiin 2018-02-08
It's one troll and a sperg.
Get the facts right.
1 Yiin 2018-02-08
Ping him dumbass
/u/thesproutknight can't help but respond
1 TheSproutKnight 2018-02-08
Im on my phone so i dont have the patience to search and link.
The OP should provide that shit anyway, not me.
1 Yiin 2018-02-08
Search and link what? I just want you to sperg out under my name
1 TheSproutKnight 2018-02-08
I never understood the sperg stuff. I thought it was supposed to be annoying to people
1 Yiin 2018-02-08
1 TheSproutKnight 2018-02-08
Duh doy
1 Yiin 2018-02-08
You are boring.
1 TheSproutKnight 2018-02-08
Better to take that up with the guy who made this thread
1 Yiin 2018-02-08
No, this is about you.
1 TheSproutKnight 2018-02-08
Yeah, but I'm bored now, so I'm done, kid.
1 Yiin 2018-02-08
1 Yiin 2018-02-08
Search and link what? I just want you to sperg out under my name
1 Lawgustmarck 2018-02-08
I want OP to give me the goods. The retard is boring as it is.
1 Yiin 2018-02-08
True
True
1 Tarrock 2018-02-08
Shpuld rename himself TheSoyKnight