I am drunk
15 2018-02-09 by SoberProfessionally
Hello! long time ago since dru k posting friends
How are you friends? I hope good 😙
15 2018-02-09 by SoberProfessionally
Hello! long time ago since dru k posting friends
How are you friends? I hope good 😙
58 comments
1 SoberProfessionally 2018-02-09
Also I just had a friend tell me she fucked a small dicked dude awful at sex and wants to kill herself
seriously if u have a small dick just transition already
1 IvankaTrumpIsMyWaifu 2018-02-09
So there is hope for you and u/annoysthegoys
1 SoberProfessionally 2018-02-09
I mean, a big enough nose might do the job too
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2018-02-09
A nosejob has more than one meaning
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-02-09
( ͡° ͜ʖ ) ͡°
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2018-02-09
( ͡° ͜ ) ͡° ===============ʖ
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-02-09
🤥
1 ffbtaw 2018-02-09
Those are some big 'ol nostrils.
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2018-02-09
For you
1 IvankaTrumpIsMyWaifu 2018-02-09
What's the angle of the hook?
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2018-02-09
We're on top of the list for your dance card once you transition? I'm feeling hopeful! 🙌
1 Mcfillher 2018-02-09
He should probably tell r/hapa as well
1 scatmunchies 2018-02-09
Bad idea - if small dicked “men” transition, there’ll be nobody to play the husband in interracial cuckold porn.
1 htmlcoderexe 2018-02-09
You know what to do
1 shitpost953 2018-02-09
ur fired m8
1 serialflamingo 2018-02-09
Download Scruff.
1 SoberProfessionally 2018-02-09
i am actually curiouus to know how popular i would be between the gays
1 serialflamingo 2018-02-09
The fact that you responded to my comment twice assures me that you are.
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2018-02-09
Call up your boss and tell 'em what you really think. Then call your exes. These are good ideas.
1 SoberProfessionally 2018-02-09
lmao fag
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2018-02-09
Choose your own adventure:
Arrange in your preferred order
I miss you
I hate you
I'm horny
Whatever you're ugly anyways
I'm not gonna lie, I'm just drunk and desperate rn
1 alphetasauce 2018-02-09
I always lead with the last one. It works like 1 out of 5 times.
1 SoberProfessionally 2018-02-09
I did 1 3 and 5
1 whenweriiide 2018-02-09
Any results?
1 SoberProfessionally 2018-02-09
She asked me if everything was ok
1 serialflamingo 2018-02-09
Don't you dare insult the beta-fags thinking I won't notice.
1 ffbtaw 2018-02-09
As someone who recently hooked up with an ex drunk I can confirm that this is a great idea.
1 AFellowCanadianGuy 2018-02-09
Implying you actually have ex’s.
1 SoberProfessionally 2018-02-09
tru
1 in_hazmat_suit 2018-02-09
Post bussy
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-02-09
1 in_hazmat_suit 2018-02-09
U2 pls
1 wwaalleess 2018-02-09
A comment has to be really fucking bad if Ed makes fun of it.
1 htmlcoderexe 2018-02-09
Mayocide when. Kys. This but unironically. White people were a mistake.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-02-09
Idk man! That's a lot to process atm.
1 SoberProfessionally 2018-02-09
also this bussy meme is tiresome and boring
1 in_hazmat_suit 2018-02-09
It's not a meme. No meme. You're the meme.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-02-09
https://i.imgur.com/HqxfoIc.gif
1 normie_girl 2018-02-09
Ed how did you get so perfect and awesome?
1 in_hazmat_suit 2018-02-09
Ed's not a jew.
1 normie_girl 2018-02-09
Oh lol I take it back.
1 VapeOnYourNape 2018-02-09
if you post bussy ill personally never bussypost again
1 htmlcoderexe 2018-02-09
Have you posted bussy yet?
1 snallygaster 2018-02-09
what's the occasion?
1 getitireddit 2018-02-09
Misspelling for attention
1 ffbtaw 2018-02-09
Yeah I just reread my posts over twelve times when I'm drunk to avoid misspelling. I'm drunk right meow.
1 SoberProfessionally 2018-02-09
Rude
Apologize now
1 SoberProfessionally 2018-02-09
A weekend
1 LadyVetinari 2018-02-09
Did you get the tattoo you promised?
1 in_hazmat_suit 2018-02-09
Wait what! Of fucking course! u/drinkprofessionally = u/soberprofessionally 😳. Where's the fucking tattoo you Spaniard?
1 fsdgfhk 2018-02-09
What tattoo?
1 in_hazmat_suit 2018-02-09
https://www.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/7rbwn5/give_me_ideas_for_a_new_tattoo/
1 SoberProfessionally 2018-02-09
No
1 LadyVetinari 2018-02-09
Get it tho!!!
1 SoberProfessionally 2018-02-09
nah
1 LadyVetinari 2018-02-09
goddamn you
1 Redactor0 2018-02-09
Are you watching the Olympics? You might try screaming abuse at foreign figure skaters. Then when the ones from your own country come on, you break down into tears over their life stories and blow kisses at them.
1 westofthetracks 2018-02-09
this is very unprofessional behavior