The problem with 12 beers isn't whether you'll be drunk or not, it's the sheer amount of fluid you're taking in. After 8-10 pints you start turning into a fountain, visiting the pisser every 15 minutes cause, well, you have 6 liters of fluid in you. The fluid is also carbonated and is a diuretic.
Then again a junkie that pissed his pants while tripping isn't exactly unbelievable.
This is like a story a high schooler who has just graduated from weed would make up to impress the college kids with their epic drug consumption, and did I mention how I'm cool with the gays?
Why do drugs losers always have that smuggy manchildren vibe?
"Wow that's fake, no way you can take that much."
"You can't? Lol, that's like a basic amount."
"Your drugs is probably just weak as hell, lol"
"Lol, ok kiddo, and that was just a Tuesday for me 😎"
I wonder if drugs makes you retarded, or retarded people are just drawn to drugs.
A little of both. But think about it
1. Drugs are illegal
2. They have a massive stigma
If you are willing to take drugs you have to be a little abnormal (not necessarily in a negative way but the typical person tries to avoid doing things that are illegal and have a huge stigma).
Personally I love drugs but I don't think the demographic that does is a fair sample
years ago i was at a rave in Toronto. We were devouring psychedelics and coke all day. I probably had a gram of MDMA to myself during the day plus 2 hits of acid and a couple grams of blow. We left the rave early because the girls we went with wanted to go to a party.
So we went back to the hotel and i snorted a half gram line of coke and drank 12 beers. Then i took another hit of acid and smoked a couple bong rips. We asked the girls where the party is. They tell us a gay bar. Now, I'm not homophobic at all (some of my previous post titles prove this) but for some reason, maybe because of the drugs, i started to worry for my butthole. Its never been in a gay bar before. Will it gape? Will it tighten up so hard it bleeds? I knew my butthole would be confused or scared in this situation so i decided to find a way to protect it.
Me and a buddy go to a dollar store across the street from the hotel. We find some duct tape. I put 2 to 3 pieces over my butthole. Then I felt comfortable enough to go to the gay bar. I didn't want to go to this gay bar but these girls did and i wanted to fuck them afterwards so i went.
Inside the gay bar, it was actually pretty fucking wild. Coke was everywhere, pretty sure some people were smoking crack i could smell it. So we go up to the bar and have a few shots. Then, i had the urge to shit. At this point im so high on the drugs i forgot i duct taped my butthole shut. So i start pooping and nothing dropped. I tripped a bit then i remembered. I tried to take it off fast but i forgot about how much hair is around my butthole. I yelped in pain but then i laughed. After i shit i tripped because i flushed the duct tape down the toilet. Now my butthole was exposed. Then i left the bathroom and a gay guy came up to me and asked me if i wanted a hit of meth. I said yes immediately but then i got terrified because i thought he was seducing me with meth to get to my butthole. But i ended up hitting the meth pipe and having a great time. My butthole went unscathed once again.
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1 niexx 2018-02-09
nothing fake about that list of drugs, that kind of thing is pretty normal if youre a complete reprobate.
didnt read the gay bar story because who cares
1 IAintThatGuy 2018-02-09
Is it normal to duct tape your asshole before going to a gay bar?
1 niexx 2018-02-09
if you wanted me to read that you should have linked to it
1 IAintThatGuy 2018-02-09
Ah it's in the OP. The story is even more retarded (and fake) than the list of drugs.
1 quinotauri 2018-02-09
The problem with 12 beers isn't whether you'll be drunk or not, it's the sheer amount of fluid you're taking in. After 8-10 pints you start turning into a fountain, visiting the pisser every 15 minutes cause, well, you have 6 liters of fluid in you. The fluid is also carbonated and is a diuretic.
Then again a junkie that pissed his pants while tripping isn't exactly unbelievable.
1 niexx 2018-02-09
this is why i was thinking they were probably those fun sized coke can beers
1 Magehunter_Skassi 2018-02-09
drugs don't make you g-
1 in_hazmat_suit 2018-02-09
Niggas who think 🤔 they cool 'cos they take drugs will never be as cool as I am 😎 'cos I know how to respect women 🎩👌😤😤😤
1 T_Dumbsford 2018-02-09
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=c0-xnVQDl_A
1 in_hazmat_suit 2018-02-09
Dank af 😉
1 tdvx 2018-02-09
Excuse me, the correct term is “whomst”
1 fsdgfhk 2018-02-09
This is like a story a high schooler who has just graduated from weed would make up to impress the college kids with their epic drug consumption, and did I mention how I'm cool with the gays?
1 IAintThatGuy 2018-02-09
"I'm not homophobic but I'll duct tape my ass if I have to go around gays"
1 Honk4Tits 2018-02-09
Never a druggie but no one can top three fifths a day i do.
1 DroolingOrphanXannie 2018-02-09
You mean teenagers.
1 Matthew94 2018-02-09
Yeah, the real junkies are on /r/opiates.
1 73696D756C6174696F6E 2018-02-09
Why do drugs losers always have that smuggy manchildren vibe?
"Wow that's fake, no way you can take that much."
"You can't? Lol, that's like a basic amount."
"Your drugs is probably just weak as hell, lol"
"Lol, ok kiddo, and that was just a Tuesday for me 😎"
I wonder if drugs makes you retarded, or retarded people are just drawn to drugs.
1 IAintThatGuy 2018-02-09
It's clearly both at the same time.
1 KokomoOReily 2018-02-09
I think you're overlooking an important part of this, these people are on reddit
1 RandomNumsandLetters 2018-02-09
A little of both. But think about it 1. Drugs are illegal 2. They have a massive stigma If you are willing to take drugs you have to be a little abnormal (not necessarily in a negative way but the typical person tries to avoid doing things that are illegal and have a huge stigma).
Personally I love drugs but I don't think the demographic that does is a fair sample
1 heavenlytoaster 2018-02-09
Drugs are like socialism.
The worst thing is by far the other users.
1 NH_NH_NH 2018-02-09
crack is whack lmao idiots
1 ironicshitpostr 2018-02-09
I told u I was hardcore
1 fuck_la_drogue 2018-02-09
/r/drugs is a cesspool of dick mesuring contest, the chillest drug user will be the one you meet on a video game.
1 htmlcoderexe 2018-02-09
None of snappys links had the post text, anyone got?
1 shallowm 2018-02-09
1 icyhat 2018-02-09
Ripper told us before how hardcore he was.