Today my 12 year old son and I walked into harvard to sign him up for college. The dean rudly asked what a 12 year old was doing signing up for such a prestigious institute like harvard. My son took of to reveal his Rick and Morty shirt and proclaimed "Well you see sir I watch Rick and Morty". A look of confusion came over the deans face and I have never been so proud. The dean quickly made sure to appologize to my son but it was too late, the police rushed in and dragged him out. My son passed all his classes with 4.0s and graduated top of his class in the first day of college.
Exactly what I've been feeling. I literally just graduated this past August from UW. And imagine being a low income freshman this past year and missing the cutoff so narrowly. I'm glad they can help so many future students, but what about recent alums?
This is why this country is shit. You literally can't do anything nice without people going REEEEE WHAT ABOUT MEEEEEEEEEEE?
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1 in_hazmat_suit 2018-02-09
Today my 12 year old son and I walked into harvard to sign him up for college. The dean rudly asked what a 12 year old was doing signing up for such a prestigious institute like harvard. My son took of to reveal his Rick and Morty shirt and proclaimed "Well you see sir I watch Rick and Morty". A look of confusion came over the deans face and I have never been so proud. The dean quickly made sure to appologize to my son but it was too late, the police rushed in and dragged him out. My son passed all his classes with 4.0s and graduated top of his class in the first day of college.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-02-09
Lol poor ppl lmao
1 rudest 2018-02-09
How Is Being Poor Real Haha Like Nigga Just Get Some Money Haha
1 geraldodelrivero 2018-02-09
if you can’t manage your college debt, you got a shitty degree and/or are retarded and deserve it
1 seshfan 2018-02-09
This is why this country is shit. You literally can't do anything nice without people going REEEEE WHAT ABOUT MEEEEEEEEEEE?
1 t-r-s2 2018-02-09
Something nice is not a lump sum of cash worth a year's pay