I am not sure which is more cringey, the litany of erroneous assumptions you splayed out or the act of calling upon the student archetype with the intent of derision. Anti-intellectualism, check. src
For millennia ๐๐ humans ๐๐จ๐ฒโน have evolved ๐ถ๐๐ to nurture ๐ฝ๐จโ๐จโ๐ง๐ and care ๐๐ for our ๐ young offspring ๐ถ๐ผ. They have also evolved ๐ค๐ฟ๐ฐ๐ข to love ๐โค๏ธ and care ๐ ๐๐ญ for eachother in multiple ๐ข*๏ธโฃ ways, one 1๏ธโฃ๐ of which is having ๐ค๐ sexual intercourse ๐๐๐๐ ๐ฆ. I ๐ have awakened ๐๐๐ to the fact ๐ that I can ๐ข combine โ๐ these two 2๏ธโฃ๐ human evolutions ๐๐๐ into one amalgamation โป๏ธโ๏ธ. This mixture of love ๐ and care ๐ช can be found in videos ๐ฝ๐บ that go by the crudely-named โฝ๏ธ genre of "child porn" ๐ฝ๐ถ๐๐ธ.
Here's the thing. You said a "Ephebophile is a Pedophile."
Is it in the same family? Yes. No one's arguing that.
As someone who is a Ephebophile, I am telling you, specifically, in science, no one calls Ephebophiles Pedophiles. If you want to be "specific" like you said, then you shouldn't either. They're not the same thing.
If you're saying "Pedophile Family" you're referring to the fetish of Pedophaila, which includes things from Pedophiles to Ephebophiles to Hebephilies.
So your reasoning for calling a Ephebophile a Pedophile is because random people "call the ones who like kids Pedophiles?" Let's get Lolicons and Shotacons in there, then, too.
Also, calling someone a BDSM Lover or an Fetisher? It's not one or the other, that's not how fetishes work. They're both. A Ephebophile is a Ephebophile and a member of the Pedophile family. But that's not what you said. You said a Ephebophile is a Pedophile, which is not true unless you're okay with calling all members of the Pedophile family Pedophiles, which means you'd call Hebephiles, Lolicons, and other Fetishers Pedophiles, too. Which you said you don't.
So a win win situation. The 15 year old gets to feel mature for dating an older guy and the weeb gets a real life loli partner.
Also what's bad about watching Japanimation? Way better than generic sitcom #1723 which currently airs on American tv channel and is apparently a must see.
To be fair I make fun of people for watching capekino instead of Swedish existential films so maybe it's similar for others.
lmao OP how many underage girls are you currently grooming?
๐If we're not๐ โโ๐ซ๐ โโ supposed to have sex๐ฆ๐๐ฆ with children ๐ถ๐ป๐ถ๐ผ๐ถ๐ฝ๐ถ๐พ๐ถ๐ฟ, why ๐ค๐ค did God ๐๐๐๐make them so ๐ณ๐ณDAMN๐ณ๐ณ sexy๐๐๐๐โโโผโโผโโ
๐Seriously though๐, the way they move ๐their hips makes me feel weird ๐ต๐ค๐ตand my weeny ๐gets all stiffโโ and long๐๐, I don't know why?๐ค๐ค๐ค It scares me ๐ฐ๐จ๐ฐplease save me๐๐๐๐ ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญGod ๐๐๐๐am I normal?
I mean even if everything I said was sincere I was still talking about 16 year olds, not children. Yeah they're a bit retarded but they're still mature enough to give consent and while it's pretty gross to prey on them as an older person I still would say that they are old enough to decide for themselves and also the German legislative branch agrees with me here. People often seem to think that <18 = literally mentally retarded and can't make any responsible decisions and once you turn 18 you're suddenly capable of it.
no i'm not jealous of your desire to have sex with girls who barely left puberty. are you jealous that the girls i am sexually attracted to can talk about adult topics, or do you enjoy discussing pokemon and nickelodeon cartoons with your child sex slaves?
also 16 is legal age where i live too, but no grown men date 16 year olds, cause everyone would think they are fucking creeps. is it common for 30 year old men to date 16 year olds in germany?
I don't have an age but more of a bodytype preference. Don't particularly want to sleep with teenagers but as a liberal I will defend my option to do so although I probably never would date one.
I was jerking ๐๐off ๐๐ฆto porn ๐ฉ๐the other day๐ when I came ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐and one โ๏ธof the sperm ๐ cells ๐๐ถcalled๐ฃ๐to me from my belly ๐button ๐and chastised๐ฟ๐บ me for "perpetuating the objectification๐ฉโก๏ธ๐๐ฆ of women.๐ฉโโ๏ธ๐ฉโ๐ซ" I think ๐โโ๏ธwe can all learn ๐๐something from the seeds ๐คฐ๐ผof the next generation๐ if we just listen.๐๐๐โโ๏ธ ๐
Dicks are so cute omg(โ โโขโฯโโขโ โ)โ when you hold one in your hand and it starts twitching its like its nuzzling you(/ฯ๏ผผ) or when they perk up and look at you like" owo nya? :3c" hehe ~ penis-kun is happy to see me!!๏ผ๏ผพใฏ๏ผพ๏ผ and the most adorable thing ever is when sperm-sama comes out but theyre rlly shy so u have to work hard!!(เนโขฬใ โขฬเน)โง but when penis-kun and sperm-sama meet and theyre blushing and all like "uwaaa~!" (๏พยดใฎยด)๏พ: ๏ฝฅ๏พhehehe~penis-kun is so adorable (โยดะ๏ฝโ)ใป::ใป
Just me and my ๐daddy๐, hanging out I got pretty hungry๐ so I started to pout ๐ He asked if I was down โฌfor something yummy ๐๐ and I asked what and he said he'd give me his ๐ฆcummies!๐ฆ Yeah! Yeah!๐๐ฆ I drink them!๐ฆ I slurp them!๐ฆ I swallow them whole๐ฆ ๐ It makes ๐daddy๐ ๐happy๐ so it's my only goal... ๐๐ฆ๐ซHarder daddy! Harder daddy! ๐ซ๐ฆ๐ 1 cummy๐ฆ, 2 cummy๐ฆ๐ฆ, 3 cummy๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ, 4๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ I'm ๐daddy's๐ ๐princess ๐but I'm also a whore! ๐ He makes me feel squishy๐!He makes me feel good๐! ๐๐๐He makes me feel everything a little should!~ ๐๐๐ ๐๐ฆ๐Wa-What!๐๐ฆ๐
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1 SnapshillBot 2018-02-09
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1 WarSanchez 2018-02-09
Hey OP aren't you a weird ebophile? Or whatever word you use to hide your child lust.
1 ProMeleePlayer 2018-02-09
first time I hear of that
1 ProMeleePlayer 2018-02-09
got any proof?
1 WarSanchez 2018-02-09
You don't mind hooking up with teenagers the flair, the fact that you post "loli" content on an anime sub...
1 ProMeleePlayer 2018-02-09
teenagers are hardly children, a 16 yo has the mental capacity of the average /r/drama user and legally they can consent so I don't see the issue.
I don't see what's wrong with the flair tbh ...
This post?
1 in_hazmat_suit 2018-02-09
For millennia ๐๐ humans ๐๐จ๐ฒโน have evolved ๐ถ๐๐ to nurture ๐ฝ๐จโ๐จโ๐ง๐ and care ๐๐ for our ๐ young offspring ๐ถ๐ผ. They have also evolved ๐ค๐ฟ๐ฐ๐ข to love ๐โค๏ธ and care ๐ ๐๐ญ for eachother in multiple ๐ข*๏ธโฃ ways, one 1๏ธโฃ๐ of which is having ๐ค๐ sexual intercourse ๐๐๐๐ ๐ฆ. I ๐ have awakened ๐๐๐ to the fact ๐ that I can ๐ข combine โ๐ these two 2๏ธโฃ๐ human evolutions ๐๐๐ into one amalgamation โป๏ธโ๏ธ. This mixture of love ๐ and care ๐ช can be found in videos ๐ฝ๐บ that go by the crudely-named โฝ๏ธ genre of "child porn" ๐ฝ๐ถ๐๐ธ.
1 PussMonster_ 2018-02-09
Here's the thing. You said a "Ephebophile is a Pedophile."
Is it in the same family? Yes. No one's arguing that.
As someone who is a Ephebophile, I am telling you, specifically, in science, no one calls Ephebophiles Pedophiles. If you want to be "specific" like you said, then you shouldn't either. They're not the same thing.
If you're saying "Pedophile Family" you're referring to the fetish of Pedophaila, which includes things from Pedophiles to Ephebophiles to Hebephilies.
So your reasoning for calling a Ephebophile a Pedophile is because random people "call the ones who like kids Pedophiles?" Let's get Lolicons and Shotacons in there, then, too.
Also, calling someone a BDSM Lover or an Fetisher? It's not one or the other, that's not how fetishes work. They're both. A Ephebophile is a Ephebophile and a member of the Pedophile family. But that's not what you said. You said a Ephebophile is a Pedophile, which is not true unless you're okay with calling all members of the Pedophile family Pedophiles, which means you'd call Hebephiles, Lolicons, and other Fetishers Pedophiles, too. Which you said you don't.
It's okay to just admit you're wrong, you know?
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-02-09
Incase he tries to be a pussy https://archive.is/Ge3kh
1 PussMonster_ 2018-02-09
lmao OP how many underage girls are you currently grooming?
1 ProMeleePlayer 2018-02-09
None actually. They are really annoying and most of them aren't even attractive.
1 in_hazmat_suit 2018-02-09
๐If we're not๐ โโ๐ซ๐ โโ supposed to have sex๐ฆ๐๐ฆ with children ๐ถ๐ป๐ถ๐ผ๐ถ๐ฝ๐ถ๐พ๐ถ๐ฟ, why ๐ค๐ค did God ๐๐๐๐make them so ๐ณ๐ณDAMN๐ณ๐ณ sexy๐๐๐๐โโโผโโผโโ
๐Seriously though๐, the way they move ๐their hips makes me feel weird ๐ต๐ค๐ตand my weeny ๐gets all stiffโโ and long๐๐, I don't know why?๐ค๐ค๐ค It scares me ๐ฐ๐จ๐ฐplease save me๐๐๐๐ ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญGod ๐๐๐๐am I normal?
1 PussMonster_ 2018-02-09
oh
1 ProMeleePlayer 2018-02-09
I mostly just like petite Asian women, like her. White women can sometimes be attractive too but it's more of a bodytype than an age thing.
Also I think it's funny that you guys seem to take my replies in that thread at face value
1 in_hazmat_suit 2018-02-09
Yeah. I'm not clicking that link fam ๐
1 ProMeleePlayer 2018-02-09
You're missing out.
1 PussMonster_ 2018-02-09
oh
1 ProMeleePlayer 2018-02-09
I mean even if everything I said was sincere I was still talking about 16 year olds, not children. Yeah they're a bit retarded but they're still mature enough to give consent and while it's pretty gross to prey on them as an older person I still would say that they are old enough to decide for themselves and also the German legislative branch agrees with me here. People often seem to think that <18 = literally mentally retarded and can't make any responsible decisions and once you turn 18 you're suddenly capable of it.
1 Femicide 2018-02-09
how many underage girls have you successfully raped?
1 ProMeleePlayer 2018-02-09
How is it rape when they can legally consent?
1 Femicide 2018-02-09
underage girls can't concept champ, that is why they are called #underage girls
1 ProMeleePlayer 2018-02-09
You're wrong, in Germany our age of consent is 14 with restrictions and 16 in general. Jealous?
1 Femicide 2018-02-09
no i'm not jealous of your desire to have sex with girls who barely left puberty. are you jealous that the girls i am sexually attracted to can talk about adult topics, or do you enjoy discussing pokemon and nickelodeon cartoons with your child sex slaves?
also 16 is legal age where i live too, but no grown men date 16 year olds, cause everyone would think they are fucking creeps. is it common for 30 year old men to date 16 year olds in germany?
1 ProMeleePlayer 2018-02-09
I don't have an age but more of a bodytype preference. Don't particularly want to sleep with teenagers but as a liberal I will defend my option to do so although I probably never would date one.
Petite adult women are much better though.
1 Chicup 2018-02-09
What a round about way of saying that you have a small penis.
1 ProMeleePlayer 2018-02-09
I'm pretty average actually. 2 cm more than average last I checked iirc. Had no complaints either.
1 GeauxHouston22 2018-02-09
if the police show up, this is not a good way to deny sleeping with teenager
fyi
1 ProMeleePlayer 2018-02-09
Age of consent is 14 here so I'm good :)
1 GeauxHouston22 2018-02-09
roll damn tide
1 ProMeleePlayer 2018-02-09
That thread was fun. Unfortunately they banned me for it.
1 loliquatschi 2018-02-09
That's because jnbt mods are T H I C C and get triggered by flat chest talk.
1 ProMeleePlayer 2018-02-09
I wish for a future where beautiful flat chested women don't get shamed for their appearance!
1 loliquatschi 2018-02-09
We must secure the existence of flat-chested people and a future for flat-chested non-children.
1 ProMeleePlayer 2018-02-09
I'm doing my best to one day find a beautiful flat chested Asian bride with who I'll have beautiful /r/hapas offsprings.
1 Starship_Litterbox_B 2018-02-09
KEEP ALL HIPPIES SAFE
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-02-09
/u/ResentfulSoul I absolutely agree with you!! Amen!!
1 ResentfulSoul 2018-02-09
It's not so dramatic tbh.
1 in_hazmat_suit 2018-02-09
I was jerking ๐๐off ๐๐ฆto porn ๐ฉ๐the other day๐ when I came ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐and one โ๏ธof the sperm ๐ cells ๐๐ถcalled๐ฃ๐to me from my belly ๐button ๐and chastised๐ฟ๐บ me for "perpetuating the objectification๐ฉโก๏ธ๐๐ฆ of women.๐ฉโโ๏ธ๐ฉโ๐ซ" I think ๐โโ๏ธwe can all learn ๐๐something from the seeds ๐คฐ๐ผof the next generation๐ if we just listen.๐๐๐โโ๏ธ ๐
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-02-09
Dicks are so cute omg(โ โโขโฯโโขโ โ)โ when you hold one in your hand and it starts twitching its like its nuzzling you(/ฯ๏ผผ) or when they perk up and look at you like" owo nya? :3c" hehe ~ penis-kun is happy to see me!!๏ผ๏ผพใฏ๏ผพ๏ผ and the most adorable thing ever is when sperm-sama comes out but theyre rlly shy so u have to work hard!!(เนโขฬใ โขฬเน)โง but when penis-kun and sperm-sama meet and theyre blushing and all like "uwaaa~!" (๏พยดใฎยด)๏พ: ๏ฝฅ๏พhehehe~penis-kun is so adorable (โยดะ๏ฝโ)ใป::ใป
1 ProMeleePlayer 2018-02-09
Just me and my ๐daddy๐, hanging out I got pretty hungry๐ so I started to pout ๐ He asked if I was down โฌfor something yummy ๐๐ and I asked what and he said he'd give me his ๐ฆcummies!๐ฆ Yeah! Yeah!๐๐ฆ I drink them!๐ฆ I slurp them!๐ฆ I swallow them whole๐ฆ ๐ It makes ๐daddy๐ ๐happy๐ so it's my only goal... ๐๐ฆ๐ซHarder daddy! Harder daddy! ๐ซ๐ฆ๐ 1 cummy๐ฆ, 2 cummy๐ฆ๐ฆ, 3 cummy๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ, 4๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ I'm ๐daddy's๐ ๐princess ๐but I'm also a whore! ๐ He makes me feel squishy๐!He makes me feel good๐! ๐๐๐He makes me feel everything a little should!~ ๐๐๐ ๐๐ฆ๐Wa-What!๐๐ฆ๐
1 JumbledFun 2018-02-09
/u/ResentfulSoul how many nootropics do you take a day?