so god is an irrelevant factor who does nothing all day, drinks beer and beats my mom throughout my childhood and just wants to suddenly step in and take the praise when i become successful on my own??? get your own fucking life god
also, you can't kill yourself if you're already dead on the inside
alright maybe i didn't make myself clear, you toilet-seat complexioned "individual". I don't want to see any of your responses to me. You can actually talk to me when your white ass self lays off the alt-shite dogwhistles and is ready to have intelligent discourse. I'm not seeing that from you right now. Try growing up, even if your white immaturity drags you down.
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i was about to be surprised that australians are retarded enough to fall for propaganda aimed at retarded mayo americans but then i remembered AUS is basically wanna be USA
Pay no attention to all the coral reefs dying everything is fine
i feel like if youre trying to make a joke about wild conspiracies you shouldnt put a bunch of objectively true ones in there or it kind of dulls the message but then again im not an american liberal
146 comments
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-02-09
WHOOP WHOOP!! Mayocide it is!!! ☝️️☝️☝️
1 in_hazmat_suit 2018-02-09
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-02-09
Touché
1 wwaalleess 2018-02-09
How the turntables
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-02-09
I just watched this episode for the first time!!
1 wwaalleess 2018-02-09
Did I wake up in 2008
1 HailSanta2512 2018-02-09
We've been hearing about the mayocide for months now and yet not a single white boy has been made to suffer yet. It's hard to maintain faith y'know.
1 pepperouchau 2018-02-09
this but unironically
1 kippot 2018-02-09
le fuck le you le fucking mayo
1 XhotwheelsloverX 2018-02-09
*le mayo
1 uniqueguy263 2018-02-09
Isis as a hive mind controlled by James Comey sounds incredibly badass
1 likearasputin 2018-02-09
9;2;4;0
1 AsukaRyou 2018-02-09
Not even wrong
1 ChipAyten 2018-02-09
Like how the Bush administration ignored the pre-9/11 intelligence reports. But... that's non'a my business.
1 cheers_grills 2018-02-09
1 pantsunami 2018-02-09
if you were smart you would see that they are all exactly the same with literally no differences whatsoever
1 cheers_grills 2018-02-09
Gross.
1 dontbanforusernames 2018-02-09
1 Eternal_Mr_Bones 2018-02-09
Nice try Deep State
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2018-02-09
Whoops! That was supposed to say "Last 4 digits of your SSN"
1 WorldStarCroCop 2018-02-09
"Obama is extorting refugees to overthrow capitalism"
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2018-02-09
Rude!
1 Zozbot 2018-02-09
zoz
1 Zozbot 2018-02-09
zle
1 Zozbot 2018-02-09
zozzle
1 searingsky 2018-02-09
Cryptofacism confirmed
1 shallowm 2018-02-09
What are you going to do, pay his taxes?
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2018-02-09
No, I'll just do them
1 I_FART_OUT_MY_BUTT69 2018-02-09
how did you get your flair?
1 shallowm 2018-02-09
فَاذْكُرُونِي أَذْكُرْكُمْ وَاشْكُرُوا لِي وَلَا تَكْفُرُونِ
1 I_FART_OUT_MY_BUTT69 2018-02-09
ادخل ادعي في صلاة الفجر و هيجيلي فلير يعني؟
1 shallowm 2018-02-09
صح
بس في حالة أن ما يصير شيء ودي أذكرك بقوله تعالى
وَعَسَى أَنْ تَكْرَهُوا شَيْئًا وَهُوَ خَيْرٌ لَكُمْ وَعَسَى أَنْ تُحِبُّوا شَيْئًا وَهُوَ شَرٌّ لَكُمْ وَاللَّهُ يَعْلَمُ وَأَنْتُمْ لَا تَعْلَمُونَ
1 I_FART_OUT_MY_BUTT69 2018-02-09
he also said وَقَالَ رَبُّكُمُ ادْعُونِي أَسْتَجِبْ لَكُمْ ۚ
so which one is it huh??? which one?
1 shallowm 2018-02-09
الله أعلم
1 I_FART_OUT_MY_BUTT69 2018-02-09
typical mudslime reasoning
1 shallowm 2018-02-09
قال رسول الله صلى الله عليه وسلم: ما من رجل يدعو بدعاء إلا استجيب له فإما أن يعجل له في الدنيا وإما أن يدخر له في الآخرة
على فكرة أنا مش مسلم
بس أقترح أنك تنتحر
1 I_FART_OUT_MY_BUTT69 2018-02-09
so god is an irrelevant factor who does nothing all day,
drinks beer and beats my mom throughout my childhoodand just wants to suddenly step in and take the praise when i become successful on my own??? get your own fucking life godalso, you can't kill yourself if you're already dead on the inside
1 shallowm 2018-02-09
لا يجوز الكلام ده يا عمو 😱😱
فِي قُلُوبِهِمْ مَرَضٌ فَزَادَهُمُ اللَّهُ مَرَضًا
1 I_FART_OUT_MY_BUTT69 2018-02-09
sometimes the right thing to say may no be the nicest thing to say. i said what i said for his own good
shit so he wants me to be an atheist?? what kind of mind game is this?
1 Assy-McGee 2018-02-09
may-may magick
1 1plus1equalsgender 2018-02-09
Hillary Clinton is working with college students to commit mass voter fraud. Not wrong actually
1 withmorten 2018-02-09
I think you mean Hillarv.
1 dontbanforusernames 2018-02-09
Nice v card fuckboy
1 1plus1equalsgender 2018-02-09
Ah yes
1 SonsofAnarchy113 2018-02-09
"Isis is teaming with Isis to impose Sharia Law"
Well now thats just silly.
1 SlavophilesAnonymous 2018-02-09
But it’s 100% true
1 kippot 2018-02-09
disregard that. keep on working on the mayocide
1 loperetti 2018-02-09
Yeah mine was boring as well. "Muslim brotherhood is working with ISIS"
1 uniqueguy263 2018-02-09
That's just 6720
1 FerdiadTheRabbit 2018-02-09
PROTECT DADDY AT ALL COSTS
Hillary Clinton is giving free stuff to liberal college professors to overthrow President Trump
1 Eternal_Mr_Bones 2018-02-09
Feee bikelocks for all
1 DillFunk 2018-02-09
I can't reveal the last 4 digits of my (((phone))) number, but I can say that it ends in mayocide.
1 EarnestNoMeta 2018-02-09
Mayocide is inevitable, all things end in mayocide
1 DillFunk 2018-02-09
Fair point, cuck.
1 automatic_cuck 2018-02-09
Cuck, cuck.
1 DillFunk 2018-02-09
Im so fucking sick of white people ruining my discussions. Fuck off, cuck.
1 automatic_cuck 2018-02-09
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1 DillFunk 2018-02-09
alright maybe i didn't make myself clear, you toilet-seat complexioned "individual". I don't want to see any of your responses to me. You can actually talk to me when your white ass self lays off the alt-shite dogwhistles and is ready to have intelligent discourse. I'm not seeing that from you right now. Try growing up, even if your white immaturity drags you down.
1 automatic_cuck 2018-02-09
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1 DillFunk 2018-02-09
nvm slave me up brotendo
1 automatic_cuck 2018-02-09
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1 -SetsunaFSeiei- 2018-02-09
Fuck you guys my phone is freezing up scrolling through this bullshit
1 Rodomite 2018-02-09
Do you kow where you are bby?
1 automatic_cuck 2018-02-09
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1 dr3adlock 2018-02-09
"Isis is working with refugees to wire tap the trump office"
I had better not get wire tapped myself for posting about Isis.
1 captainpriapism 2018-02-09
cringe
i love how clueless american liberals are about certain groups and people
1 MG87 2018-02-09
Ugh a serious post
1 LightUmbra 2018-02-09
He can't help himself. He's just that retarded.
1 captainpriapism 2018-02-09
kinda rich
1 LightUmbra 2018-02-09
Lol no. Go abuse some Abbos you bogan.
1 allendrio 2018-02-09
i was about to be surprised that australians are retarded enough to fall for propaganda aimed at retarded mayo americans but then i remembered AUS is basically wanna be USA
1 captainpriapism 2018-02-09
did you just invent a fake australian to judge thats kinda weird
1 orangetato 2018-02-09
yeah we have this sad group of losers that wish they were american. Ugly nerds who walk around complaining about gun laws and shitposting about Trump
1 captainpriapism 2018-02-09
lol what who are you and what are you talking about
1 orangetato 2018-02-09
Nunya
1 captainpriapism 2018-02-09
lol what why
1 captainpriapism 2018-02-09
lol acting like the op wasnt serious while pretending not to be
1 uniqueguy263 2018-02-09
Yeah, ISIS is plotting with ISIS to impose Sharia law. So what
1 captainpriapism 2018-02-09
i feel like if youre trying to make a joke about wild conspiracies you shouldnt put a bunch of objectively true ones in there or it kind of dulls the message but then again im not an american liberal
1 tempTemp0001 2018-02-09
lmao
1 captainpriapism 2018-02-09
lol another one of you indistinguishable guys
1 tempTemp0001 2018-02-09
Yup lol
1 captainpriapism 2018-02-09
where do you all come from and why are you all so much the same is what i dont get
1 SlavophilesAnonymous 2018-02-09
The Muslim Brotherhood is plotting with trans people to cover for Benghazi.
1 PM_ME_HAIRLESS_CATS 2018-02-09
The Deep State Is Arming Trans People To Orchestrate a False Flag Terrorist Attack
STOP TRYING TO TAKE MY BUSSY AWAY FROM ME
1 HikerTaylor 2018-02-09
My last 3 numbers:
Rev. Al Sharpton is combining with Liberal College Professors to attack whites.
Hillary Clinton is working with illegal aliens to cover for Benghazi.
Obama is funding illegal aliens to attack whites.
Hey, that's pretty good.
1 uniqueguy263 2018-02-09
Al Sharptron
1 MG87 2018-02-09
Hillary Clinton is teaming with illegal aliens to impose Sharia law
1 cheers_grills 2018-02-09
About damn time.
1 ConsoleWarCriminal 2018-02-09
None of these are wrong.
1 automatic_cuck 2018-02-09
1 significantsignature 2018-02-09
checks out
1 OnionBits 2018-02-09
Fucking Sharpton
1 nqtbty 2018-02-09
This is entirely believable though.
1 snallygaster 2018-02-09
Wow, mine is a legit popular conspiracy theory
1 E_G_Never 2018-02-09
ISIS is extorting ISIS to wiretap Trump Tower
1 grungebot5000 2018-02-09
Black Lives Matter and Liberal College Professors should be swapped, js
1 fuckyourcontext 2018-02-09
Isn't that an actual conspiracy theory?
1 Username234983 2018-02-09
I believe you mean actuality.
1 Freelancer400 2018-02-09
The liberal media is working with Democrats to begin white genocide.
1 ferongr 2018-02-09
George Soros is combining with Antifa to begin White Genocide.
1 -dEbAsEr 2018-02-09
Well that’s just boring.
1 OnlyChaseReddit 2018-02-09
Hillary Clinton is funding illegal voters.
I’m a cop.
1 pepperouchau 2018-02-09
How can they be teaming when they're already synonymous 🤔🤔🤔
1 grobobobo 2018-02-09
Huma abedin is teaming up with illegal aliens to overthrow president Trump.
Who's that?
1 ffbtaw 2018-02-09
Hillary's bottom.
1 comebepc 2018-02-09
This but with your credit card security code. Include a picture of your card to be safe
1 mohkohnsepicgun 2018-02-09
Given the opportunity I'm pretty sure ISIS would like to do far worse to US troops than disrespect them.
1 ffbtaw 2018-02-09
Obama is funding liberal college professors to overthrow President Trump.
1 Noirezcent 2018-02-09
The Deep State is funding Trans People To Overthrow president Trump.
I mean, it's obvious in retrospect.
1 skrrryyy 2018-02-09
Not my phone number but, "Obama is teaming with illegal voters to overthrow Presieent Trump."
1 turdintheattic 2018-02-09
ISIS is working with college students to overthrow President Trump.
1 hexane360 2018-02-09
Obama is combining with ISIS to impose Sharia law.
Fucking of course I get the one that'd already an insanely popular conspiracy
1 EOWNERDEAD 2018-02-09
Damnit, Moon Moon.
1 kippot 2018-02-09
fucking hell, how can you disclose internal documents from breitbart, dailycaller, foxnews, infowars and zerohedge all at once?
HAVE YOU NO SHAME, SIR?!?!?!?!?!
1 Phantom_Engineer 2018-02-09
Based
1 DevelopingIbis 2018-02-09
Rev. Al. Sharpton is giving free stuff to liberal college professors to begin white genocide... cute!
1 FrostBittenSalsa 2018-02-09
Huma Abedin is plotting with illegal aliens to cover for Benghazi and it's about time we discussed this
1 Aidyn_the_Grey 2018-02-09
George Soros is funding antifa to attack whites...
1 Kriogeni 2018-02-09
"Black lives matter is teaming with college students to attack whites."
Ok, but, where is the lie??
1 herestoeuclid 2018-02-09
Hm. The Muslim brotherhood is plotting with liberal college professors to attack whites.
1 UserUnknown2 2018-02-09
"Obama is teaming with James Comey to overthrow President Trump"
1 Meshakhad 2018-02-09
Huma Abedin is plotting with college students to overthrow President Trump.
1 Jonz303 2018-02-09
George Soros is giving free stuff to James Comey to begin white genocide.
1 iforgotagain42 2018-02-09
Huma Abedin is funding James Comey to orchestrate a false flag terrorist attack.
1 j1l1l1 2018-02-09
No pizzagate?
1 KERmitfromChainland 2018-02-09
The deep state is plotting with liberal college professors to orchestrate a terorist flag attack , works pretty well i think😂
1 CrusherBergamo 2018-02-09
ITT strawman generator
1 Crown_Stephens 2018-02-09
🤔
1 phanotron 2018-02-09
I thought this was supposed to be satire.
1 YiffZombie 2018-02-09
Mine is an actual fact.
1 TrizMichelle 2018-02-09
Isis is plotting with refugees to kill whites. This is true in the vaguest sense possible. Like earth is a ball floating in black goo.
1 CarnistHappyCamp 2018-02-09
they had me up till #4, that choice is just retarded.
1 monetarydread 2018-02-09
"Huma Abedin is giving free stuff to James Comey to burn the American flag and disrespect the troops."
Eh... seems plausible.
1 Alexis0815 2018-02-09
Black Lives Matter is plotting with illegal aliens to wire trap Trump Tower.
1 orangetato 2018-02-09
Rev Al Sharpton is plotting with Illegal Voters to Wiretap Trump Tower
1 supaflydaguy 2018-02-09
Hillary Clinton is funding Democrats to cover for Benghazi
1 custardbuns 2018-02-09
huma abedin is extorting refugees to attack whites. hmmmmm
1 Crown_Stephens 2018-02-09
The Muslim Brotherhood is giving free stuff to ISIS to impose Sharia law.
1 kaitco 2018-02-09
This post is a message for me. I need to dig deeper and find the roots of the conspiracy I’ve just uncovered.
1 LSDawson 2018-02-09
ISIS is giving free stuff to Democrats to impose Sharia Law
1 Anthropist_ 2018-02-09
Isis
is plotting with
Isis
to impose sharia law
even my phone number is too serious and not funny
1 TheElitistDuck 2018-02-09
STAY WOKE FOLKS
1 DeathBahamutXXX 2018-02-09
Huma Abedin is plotting with Illegal Aliens to Attack the Whites.
1 Dopella 2018-02-09
WTF
1 SpiderDjion 2018-02-09
George Soros is arming Antifa to impose Sharia law.
1 Hammer_of_truthiness 2018-02-09
George Soros is arming ISIS to impose Sharia law.
... That worked out rather well
1 Jazzeki 2018-02-09
George Soros is funding James Comey to impose Sharia law...
sounds about right