u/Dove_shampoo2 I get that your problems seem pretty dire right now, but you're probably not going to kill yourself. You'd better start planning how you're going to live instead of wasting your time fantasizing about how to die.
I don't want to die, if I want to die I will die, a gun isn't the only way to kill myself. I want a gun because I've grown up around guns and they are gun. I don't appreciate my Shit being spread to the drama sub under false pretenses.
I've taken my pills every day since I got out, I don't want a gun to shoot myself, if I want to die I could be dead within the hour, I want to be able to own guns because I've shot them since I was 10 and would be disappointed if I never got to do that again. This isn't drama, its twisting Shit to gain karma.
Yup, life has proven to be shit and has progressively gone down hill since 2014,
Yeah, you're not really selling that "I'm fiine. Even though I'm fresh out of the locked ward, I'm totes not gonna off myself. Now gimme an AR-15" stuff, tbh dude.
If I had a gun and was gonna shoot myself, wouldn't I have been shot by now?
That's the point I was trying to make below. You probably won't do it, so maybe stop thinking so much about guns and think more about how to get your life into a place where you can keep those thoughts under control.
Pathetic is putting a false story to some shit to get internet points.
I dunno about OP, but I'm honestly trying to help you. When I want internet points, I just go on here and follow my foolproof strategy of saying "DAE [retarded opinion] is retarded?"
Did you really think saying "nah, but I just want the gun on a whim because of some random youtube video" was going to help your case in that post?
lmao
Here's a hint for next time you want to trick someone into thinking you're normal; Normal people don't get emotionally invested in decisions they made based off the Youtube video they watched 10 minutes ago.
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1 Redactor0 2018-02-10
u/Dove_shampoo2 I get that your problems seem pretty dire right now, but you're probably not going to kill yourself. You'd better start planning how you're going to live instead of wasting your time fantasizing about how to die.
1 Dove_shampoo2 2018-02-10
I don't want to die, if I want to die I will die, a gun isn't the only way to kill myself. I want a gun because I've grown up around guns and they are gun. I don't appreciate my Shit being spread to the drama sub under false pretenses.
1 theHelperdroid 2018-02-10
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844 228 2962- Eating Disorder Hotline
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National Suicide Prevention Lifeline: 1-800-273-8255 (TALK) Veterans press 1 to reach specialised support.
(The older number, 1-800-SUICIDE, is no longer published by the lifeline agency and will probably stop working in the near future.)
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Korea:
LifeLine 1588-9191 Suicide Prevention Hotline 1577-0199
http://www.lifeline.or.kr/
Mexico:
(55) 5259-8121 (Daily, 0900-2100h) saptel.org.mx
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0900 0113
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0800 543 354 Outside Auckland
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116 123
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South Africa:
LifeLine 0861 322 322
Suicide Crisis Line 0800 567 567
Spain:
http://www.telefonodelaesperanza.org/
Suomi/Finland:
010 195 202 available 9am-7am weekdays and 3pm-7am weekends
112, the regular emergency line, may be used at other times
Sverige/Sweden:
020 22 00 60
Switzerland:
143
UK:
Samaritans (www.samaritans.org)
Voice: 116 123 (24/7 Free to call, will not appear on phone bills, formerly 08457 90 90 90)
Text: 07725909090
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1 Dove_shampoo2 2018-02-10
What the fuck is this? Why are you reposting it to the drama sub
1 WarSanchez 2018-02-10
Hey man, don't make any sudden movements, we're just here to help you. Just take the pills and do as your told and everything will be ok.
1 Dove_shampoo2 2018-02-10
I've taken my pills every day since I got out, I don't want a gun to shoot myself, if I want to die I could be dead within the hour, I want to be able to own guns because I've shot them since I was 10 and would be disappointed if I never got to do that again. This isn't drama, its twisting Shit to gain karma.
1 theHelperdroid 2018-02-10
Helperdroid and its creator love you, here's some people that can help:
United States:
1 (866)-488-7366 - Trevor Project
1 (866) 488 7386 - Addiction Hotline
844 228 2962- Eating Disorder Hotline
888 640 5174 - Depression Hotline
National Suicide Prevention Lifeline: 1-800-273-8255 (TALK) Veterans press 1 to reach specialised support.
(The older number, 1-800-SUICIDE, is no longer published by the lifeline agency and will probably stop working in the near future.)
Online Chat: http://chat.suicidepreventionlifeline.org/GetHelp/LifelineChat.aspx
Crisis Text Line: Text START to 741-741
Youth-Specific services (voice/text/chat/email) from the Boys' Town National Hotline: http://www.yourlifeyourvoice.org/Pages/ways-to-get-help.aspx
Spanish: 1-800-SUICIDA
EU Standard Emotional Support Number 116 123 - Free and available in much of Europe
Australia:
13 11 14
https://www.lifeline.org.au/Get-Help/Online-Services/crisis-chat
Austria:
142, Youth 147 Online: http://www.onlineberatung-telefonseelsorge.at
Belgium:
Dutch: 1813 https://www.zelfmoord1813.be/
French: 0800 32 123 http://www.preventionsuicide.be/fr/lesuicide.html
Brasil:
141
Canada:
Canada-wide adult hotlines list Alternatively, 211 works in most of Canada, and they can advise regarding local resources.
Nationwide Kids Help Line (Up to age 18): 1-800-668-6868
Deutschland:
http://www.telefonseelsorge.de/
Tel: 0800-1110111 oder 0800-1110222
Chat: https://chat.telefonseelsorge.org/index.php
Denmark:
70 20 12 01
www.livslinien.dk
www.Skrivdet.dk
Fiji:
Lifeline Fiji:
132454
France:
01 45 39 40 00
Suicide Écoute - http://www.suicide-ecoute.fr/
Greece:
1018 or 801 801 99 99
Greece - http://www.suicide-help.gr/
Iceland:
1717
India:
91-44-2464005 0
022-27546669
Iran:
1480 6am to 9pm everyday
Ireland:
ROI - local rate: 1850 60 90 90
ROI - minicom: 1850 60 90 91
Israel:
1201
Italia:
800 86 00 22
Malta:
179
Japan:
Tokyo - Japanese: 3 5286 9090 befrienders-jap.org
Tokyo - English: 03-5774-0992 telljp.com
Osaka - Japanese: 06-6260-4343 spc-osaka.org
The above sites maintain links to related resources in other cities and other formats like chat and text.
Korea:
LifeLine 1588-9191 Suicide Prevention Hotline 1577-0199
http://www.lifeline.or.kr/
Mexico:
(55) 5259-8121 (Daily, 0900-2100h) saptel.org.mx
Netherlands:
0900 0113
https://www.113.nl
New Zealand:
0800 543 354 Outside Auckland
09 5222 999 Inside Auckland
Norway:
Kirkens SOS offers phone support and chat: 22 40 00 40 and http://www.kirkens-sos.no/
Osterreich/Austria:
116 123
Portugal:
SOS VOZ AMIGA: 21 354 45 45 or 91 280 26 69 or 96 352 46 60 (Daily, 1600-2400h) http://www.sosvozamiga.org/
Telefone da Amizade: 22 832 35 35 or 808 22 33 53 (Daily, 1600-2300h) http://www.telefone-amizade.pt/
Romania:
0800 801 200
Serbia:
0800 300 303 or 021 6623 393
Online chat:http://www.centarsrce.org/index.php/kontakt[2]
South Africa:
LifeLine 0861 322 322
Suicide Crisis Line 0800 567 567
Spain:
http://www.telefonodelaesperanza.org/
Suomi/Finland:
010 195 202 available 9am-7am weekdays and 3pm-7am weekends
112, the regular emergency line, may be used at other times
Sverige/Sweden:
020 22 00 60
Switzerland:
143
UK:
Samaritans (www.samaritans.org)
Voice: 116 123 (24/7 Free to call, will not appear on phone bills, formerly 08457 90 90 90)
Text: 07725909090
Email: [email protected]
Helplines for Men from thecalmzone.net:
Voice: 0800 58 58 58 (5pm to midnight nationwide, also 0808 802 58 58 London and 0800 58 58 58 Merseyside)
Text 07537 404717 (5pm to midnight, start your text with CALM2)
Online Chat: https://www.thecalmzone.net/help/get-help/
ChildLine (childline.org.uk), for those 19 and under:
Voice: 0800-11-11 (Free to call, does not appear on phone bills)
Online Chat: http://www.childline.org.uk/Talk/Chat/Pages/OnlineChat.aspx
Email: http://www.childline.org.uk/Talk/Pages/Email.aspx
Directory of suicide-related services: http://www.supportline.org.uk/problems/suicide.php
Uruguay:
Landlines 0800 84 83 (7pm to 11 pm)
(FREE) 2400 84 83 (24/7)
Cell phone lines 095 738 483 *8483
1 Dove_shampoo2 2018-02-10
Fuck off
1 WarSanchez 2018-02-10
You keep triggering the bot lmaooo
Dude, look, you're not gonna get anyone to clear you buying a gun in less than a year.
Why were you in the loony bin anyways? Tried hatchet off the old twig and berries and pretend being a girl and daddy didn't approve?
1 Dove_shampoo2 2018-02-10
Because I had a gun and my parents found out I was going to shoot myself 😉
1 Dove_shampoo2 2018-02-10
Suicidal thoughts
1 WarSanchez 2018-02-10
Don't lie, you just said in a [deleted] comment they found you with a gun that you tried killing yourself with.
LOL pathetic!
1 Dove_shampoo2 2018-02-10
I know what I said
1 WarSanchez 2018-02-10
That's some weak shit boy, why are you pussying out on life already?
1 Dove_shampoo2 2018-02-10
Yup, life has proven to be shit and has progressively gone down hill since 2014, sucks to suck, ain't that right bitch?
1 WarSanchez 2018-02-10
I wouldn't know. My life is on the up and up. No depression here bitch boy.
1 Dove_shampoo2 2018-02-10
Ain't nothing wrong with being a bitch boy, that's how yo mama likes them.
1 Dove_shampoo2 2018-02-10
I misread that comment, I thought you asked if I'm pussying out of life, not why.
1 WarSanchez 2018-02-10
Happens when you're a retard like yourself.
1 Dove_shampoo2 2018-02-10
I can't wait till I'm an adult, it must be fun calling kids retards pussies on reddit, adult life sounds fun.
1 WarSanchez 2018-02-10
Dammit, I wasn't done, but I fell asleep after getting hammered.
Oh well, seems he kept himself safe!
1 fsdgfhk 2018-02-10
Yeah, you're not really selling that "I'm fiine. Even though I'm fresh out of the locked ward, I'm totes not gonna off myself. Now gimme an AR-15" stuff, tbh dude.
1 Redactor0 2018-02-10
That's the point I was trying to make below. You probably won't do it, so maybe stop thinking so much about guns and think more about how to get your life into a place where you can keep those thoughts under control.
I dunno about OP, but I'm honestly trying to help you. When I want internet points, I just go on here and follow my foolproof strategy of saying "DAE [retarded opinion] is retarded?"
1 fucknazimodzzz 2018-02-10
How do you “try” to kill your self with a gun?
1 WarSanchez 2018-02-10
No idead, bad aim? He's the one that said it then deleted it.
1 fucknazimodzzz 2018-02-10
Lol meaning he didn’t go through with it
1 WarSanchez 2018-02-10
Yeah, so his mom put him in a psyche ward now he wants a gun lol
1 TheRootinTootinPutin 2018-02-10
nice
1 fsdgfhk 2018-02-10
https://www.reddit.com/r/guns/comments/7wj98o/can_i_ever_own_a_gun_if_i_was_involuntarily_held/du0syvc/
Let's hope u/Dove_shampoo2 doesn't come across any videos about blowing up his school- he seems pretty easily led.
1 Dove_shampoo2 2018-02-10
Mhm, shut the fuck up.
1 fsdgfhk 2018-02-10
Did you really think saying "nah, but I just want the gun on a whim because of some random youtube video" was going to help your case in that post?
lmao
Here's a hint for next time you want to trick someone into thinking you're normal; Normal people don't get emotionally invested in decisions they made based off the Youtube video they watched 10 minutes ago.
1 fucknazimodzzz 2018-02-10
Lol tell that to the people who invested it bitconnect