The 13th Amendment to the US Constitution allows us to reclassify people as 3/5 of a person (I.e., slaves) for capital or otherwise infamous crimes.
Voting for Democrats that rape children, murder the unborn, target conservatives with the IRS and FBI, sell our uranium, and wiretap POTUS qualifies as an infamous crime.
It's time to strip Democrats of their rights.
I'm happy take a few snowflakes and teach them how to work.
Trump is conducting a child slavery sex ring in the whitehouse with Putin. You can tell this because if you remove a bunch of letters from his speeches you can spell out I Want To Fuck Kids.
My theory now has as much evidence as Pizzagate, if you dont believe me 100% then you dont care about the well being of children. Why don’t you care about the well being of children you sicko?
Have you seen this pasta? I'm not sure why people think that liberals calling conservatives retarded led to Trump winning, because both sides have been shitting on each other long before Trump.
I don't think I've ever seen any significant amount of people say that Obama won because people kept calling Democrats libtards. If someone does what is pretty much a 180 on most of your political positions because someone was mean to you on social media, then the retard accusation probably wasn't far off.
In American politics, the southern strategy was a Republican Party electoral strategy to increase political support among white voters in the South by appealing to racism against African Americans. As the Civil Rights Movement and dismantling of Jim Crow laws in the 1950s and 1960s visibly deepened existing racial tensions in much of the Southern United States, Republican politicians such as presidential candidate Richard Nixon and Senator Barry Goldwater developed strategies that successfully contributed to the political realignment of many white, conservative voters in the South that had traditionally supported the Democratic Party to the Republican Party. It also helped push the Republican Party much more to the right.
In academia, "southern strategy" refers primarily to "top down" narratives of the political realignment of the South, which suggest that Republican leaders consciously appealed to many white southerners' racial resentments in order to gain their support.
I won't be repeating it. My wife and I sold our wedding and engagement rings to buy guns and gun training courses. We won't let them take our ethnic neighbors some day. We all need to train ourselves to protect our democracy before it's too late. It sucks that I wake up crying every day now because this is our world. I wasn't meant to be a soldier I was a cheese maker . I made fucking cheese. But now I'm a soldier thrown into some Hitler remake god it's awful
I love /r/politics. I literally am unable to say anything that's too far left there. I swear I could probably get some mileage out of pasta from /r/fullcommunism.
Apart from that time that his kiss messaged a lawyer saying that she was from the Russian government and they supported Trump, would love to collude sometime. The kids let her know they'd love to and just kind of forgot to mention it. Then Trump obstructed justice by drafting a fake statement which even his dumbass kids had to get him to tone down.
I know I shouldn't engage but what do think is wrong about that? First half is confirmed by junior's emails which he released. Second half is from multiple sources by newspapers that haven't made any retractions.
I don't think Russia colluded with Trump. He's too stupid to collude with. Just the appearance of the Trump campaign trying to collude with him serves his goals. The Russian investigation is destroying trust in americas institutions just like Trump is by screaming at them. I think Putin is very happy somewhere.
How fucking stupid do you have to be to write in an email you'd love to collude with a foreign government.
When the Right shuts up about Hillary you could try bringing this up again. You'd still be a raging hypocrite though because your side spent 8 years whining about elections they lost.
You say that but it very much reminds me of the whole Timothy McVeigh scenario. All we need is a catalyst ala Ruby Ridge or Waco and boom, you got some fun. But- in this day and age I hope the Government doesn't fuck up so bad that another Waco happens.
Well, they've already congratulated themselves for ending slavery. Wouldn't be surprised if the next step is "Slave owners in Africa were awful. Slaves should be grateful to have been bought and enslaved by the white man."
"Wouldn't be surprised if the next step is "Slave owners in Africa were awful. Slaves should've been grateful to have been bought and enslaved by the white man"
There was a youtube video on MLK by someone called the alternative hypothesis justifying it through similar rationalizations.
That's a stormfront copypasta floating around. If you try bring up colonialism or anything then they list a bunch of racial minorities in the USA that they believe have done worse things.
tfw ur slave master in Africa sells you for pennies and the europeans bring you to America to work in terrible conditions because you're nothing more than property
fast forward 300 years later
"Slavery was great, it helped so many people immigrate to better countries!"
I swear these people could convert to Islam and their views would not change one bit.
What makes you think a bunch of angry inbred drunkards are going to take down the DNC, FBI, DOJ, IRS, FEd, and CIA simultaneously? You aren't even in the majority, the vast majority of people are just fine with these institutions. You have no support. You're all tooth and no tail, and when I say "tooth" I mean just the one.
California has a roughly 20-30% gun ownership rate depending on survey. Splitting the difference, that leaves 25%, meaning over 9 million gun owners in California. There's also multiple guns per gun owner. California also has industry to make more.
You're outmanned, outgunned, outtrained, and outmatched, if it comes down to it.
Make me, bitch. You're just jealous that California is so much better than the culture you identify with. Better beaches, better air, better water, better weather, better economy, better movies, better music, and better booty, booby, and bussy.
Admit it, you just have a humiliation fetish. Why else would you intentionally make yourself inferior by not adopting our superior west coast culture?
It's better than being full of hookworms feeding off human shit.
Also we aren't actually running out of water, we just need to be careful with it so that we don't. You know, like most people should be careful with their resources.
Spoiler Alert, there are a lot more gun manufacturing plants outside of California than inside. Also, roughly half of those firearm owners are in rural California, the same people pushing for a secession movement at the moment.
I gibd it hilarious that they stereotype the left as wanting handouts and shit done for them, yet for all the price they're wanting imprisoned, no one on the right is actively doing anything but bitch online
First of all you dont get to call Americans, amerimutts, it's rude. Take that back. Second, i think they are freaking about that dumbass memo that cucked them or some shit.
I like how you said you weren't gonna respond anymore than immediately do. Just like when you said you weren't going to explain your reasoning to us, then 7 minutes later you try to do just that. You can't help yourself. I find it hilarious. I think you are a treasure. When I say keep yourself safe I mean it from the bottom of my heart.
I replied only bc I take your comment as a direct threat you fucking cuck- Do u have any semblance of a life or is this what you parasites do all day ?
Sad!!
Now please really do stop talking about me .. I know I’m endlessly fascinating but really there must be more interesting drama going on .. I know I’m bored with you so off you go back into the abyss of truly pathetic cuckoldry and failed attempts at sarcasm
God I admire the irony that is the very existence of trumpets. You lot are so fucking dense, you bend the space time continuum around you. The cancer of conscience. Human mud.
Lol I have a few comments a day if that laughing at lolcows such as yourself. You spend at least 50x more time on Reddit than me judging by the number of effortposts you make each day. You're insults are so generic and harmless they could have been computer generated.
you begging me not to respond anymore plus your paranoia of being threatened says a lot about you. There's no need for me to even insult you back. Anybody reading this exchange can plainly see what kind of ""man"" you are.
Yeah, you realize how fucked up these people are when they are literally supporting slavery as a "property right" while ignoring the slaves right to life, liberty, and property.
It’s basically like a mad lib where you insert the current outrage of the day into boilerplate “ from my cold dead hands” pasta that ends with a call for librulcide. In this case the outrage of the day is the Nunes memo from last week.
People are making jokes, now. But the amount of distrust in government as an institution and growing extremism on both the left and the right means there's probably going to be another American civil war in our lifetimes.
You'll regret not investing in an underground meme bunker with a decade of supplies, internet access and retro game consoles when society collapses.
Whilst you fags are being drafted to fight each other for the benefit of which Jew-controlled party you side with, I'll be honing my Zelda speedrunning skills and shitposting about your arms and legs being blown off on the wartime equivalent of reddit.
Says the retard doing concern trolling over this, while he publicly advocates civil war because his band of retards want the left to be cucked for life.
the best part of that thread is all the people pretending modern democrats are the same as confederates (because theyre the REAL RACISTS) getting in fights with people who are offended on behalf of the confederates (because they were the REAL PATRIOTS)
u/gobills13 have you read the articles of secession from the various states? They directly mention slavery as a primary factor for secession.
I have an unrelated question also, that I feel most Trump supporters should answer: How would you react if Donald walked up to your mother and grabbed her by the pussy?
💯 honest question, how many pimples do you have? And have you tried (((accutane))) stuff is a god send 🙏
Also, when I was the last time you got laid by someone who doesn’t use meth/opiates? I get it, life is tough in the flyover states, if you’re ever in the bay hit me up and I’ll buy you a drink bro. Life doesn’t have to be this painful, it gets better I swear
Oooohhh I sense projection .... typical liberal dumbass ..,You’re funny ! You’re actually talking to a beautiful woman and not a fucking white male but I know you’re numb to actual facts - have fun in your echo chamber circle jerk !
HAHAHAHAHA. It's like you live in your own little world and have your own little reality. Nobody in this country except your 32% of the_dipshit supporters like Trump. Even if you were all to rise up and coordinate an attack the rest of us, (who unbeknownst to you are not as anti-gun as you think) would put you all down way before the military got it's hands on you.
The fucking anti-sjw side you retard. why the fuck are you attack people who are committed to fighting sjw and leftist when the purpose of this sub is to fight sjw and leftists aswell?
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2 fuckyourcontext 2018-02-10
Where was this thread linked?
Found it.
1 SnapshillBot 2018-02-10
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1 Death_Trolley 2018-02-10
What are they even mad about now? Is this more of the “deep state” nonsense?
1 aonome 2018-02-10
I don't know but they're fucking dumb
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-02-10
Shows us more that christian Conservatism is behind the autism, not the vaccines. To bad they don't support abortion. Smh
1 nanonan 2018-02-10
The US Government is rotten to the core and Trump is cleaning house. It's pretty simple really.
1 Strictlybutters 2018-02-10
/u/RecycledEle
Trump is conducting a child slavery sex ring in the whitehouse with Putin. You can tell this because if you remove a bunch of letters from his speeches you can spell out I Want To Fuck Kids.
My theory now has as much evidence as Pizzagate, if you dont believe me 100% then you dont care about the well being of children. Why don’t you care about the well being of children you sicko?
8 CouldveBeenPoofs 2018-02-10
That guy is very confused about the 13th amendment.
9 MrMonday11235 2018-02-10
FTFY
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-02-10
/u/Bootyfullkd Thanks for the redpill based pede!! MAGA!! BTFO LEFTOIDS!!
1 Death_Trolley 2018-02-10
Leftoids? The correct term is libtards. You can’t even shitpost right, wtf.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-02-10
/u/shallowm please enlighten this dumb pleb!
1 Matues49 2018-02-10
Are leftoids an offshoot of femoids?
1 scatmunchies 2018-02-10
They’re breath mints for tankies.
1 shallowm 2018-02-10
Have you seen this pasta? I'm not sure why people think that liberals calling conservatives retarded led to Trump winning, because both sides have been shitting on each other long before Trump.
I don't think I've ever seen any significant amount of people say that Obama won because people kept calling Democrats libtards. If someone does what is pretty much a 180 on most of your political positions because someone was mean to you on social media, then the retard accusation probably wasn't far off.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-02-10
True. Also that pasta isn't really far of reality. Lmao
1 AFellowCanadianGuy 2018-02-10
I knew you were one of them.
1 froibo 2018-02-10
/u/bootyfullkd
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Southern_strategy
1 WikiTextBot 2018-02-10
Southern strategy
In American politics, the southern strategy was a Republican Party electoral strategy to increase political support among white voters in the South by appealing to racism against African Americans. As the Civil Rights Movement and dismantling of Jim Crow laws in the 1950s and 1960s visibly deepened existing racial tensions in much of the Southern United States, Republican politicians such as presidential candidate Richard Nixon and Senator Barry Goldwater developed strategies that successfully contributed to the political realignment of many white, conservative voters in the South that had traditionally supported the Democratic Party to the Republican Party. It also helped push the Republican Party much more to the right.
In academia, "southern strategy" refers primarily to "top down" narratives of the political realignment of the South, which suggest that Republican leaders consciously appealed to many white southerners' racial resentments in order to gain their support.
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3 Deviknyte 2018-02-10
Good bot.
1 shimmy_shimmy_ya 2018-02-10
You have been banned from r/conservative
1 froibo 2018-02-10
Is it that easy?
1 shimmy_shimmy_ya 2018-02-10
Idk, it's just against their sub rules to bring up the southern strategy.
1 froibo 2018-02-10
Snowflakes
1 grungebot5000 2018-02-10
it’s not even a slight exaggeration
1 CirqueDuFuder 2018-02-10
I was banned from there for saying chabanais might have finally graduated high school here in this sub.
1 444455555666666 2018-02-10
kill yourself
1 buttermyself 2018-02-10
These idiots are radicalizing themselves right before our eyes, lol.
1 The_DJSeahorse 2018-02-10
Yes, it’s the right radicalizing. Meanwhile the left continues to reeeee over an election in Nov 2016.
1 StingAuer 2018-02-10
I don't see the left calling for civil war and genocide.
1 The_DJSeahorse 2018-02-10
I won't be repeating it. My wife and I sold our wedding and engagement rings to buy guns and gun training courses. We won't let them take our ethnic neighbors some day. We all need to train ourselves to protect our democracy before it's too late. It sucks that I wake up crying every day now because this is our world. I wasn't meant to be a soldier I was a cheese maker . I made fucking cheese. But now I'm a soldier thrown into some Hitler remake god it's awful
1 StingAuer 2018-02-10
r u ok
1 snallygaster 2018-02-10
please don't tell me this is serious
1 The_DJSeahorse 2018-02-10
Fuck off snally this is old pasta
1 snallygaster 2018-02-10
I've never seen it! It's a good one, had me scared for a moment
1 The_DJSeahorse 2018-02-10
Now go get your fucking shinebox
1 Whaddaulookinat 2018-02-10
I know you been away for a while but I don't do that no mores
1 ChipChippersonAMA 2018-02-10
I fell for it :(
1 The_DJSeahorse 2018-02-10
How does it feel to be at least as equally retarded as Snally?
1 ChipChippersonAMA 2018-02-10
Conflicting
1 The_DJSeahorse 2018-02-10
Upvoted for honesty, and charity.
1 IneedSomeThrowaway 2018-02-10
self-mayocide asap
1 Matues49 2018-02-10
noice
1 MooseHeckler 2018-02-10
This is some pasta.
1 ChipChippersonAMA 2018-02-10
Fag
1 KateUptonsCumback 2018-02-10
Someone pass the fucking garlic bread, a big ol plate of hot steaming spaghetti just slid in front of me.
1 Scipio99 2018-02-10
The left frequently calls for civil war and mayocide.
r/shitpoliticssays has a pretty good collection of left wing calls for violence.
1 StingAuer 2018-02-10
wrong
1 AHealthySenseofDread 2018-02-10
Not a problem tbh
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2018-02-10
I wish they did
1 COINTELPROxShareBlue 2018-02-10
Hillary 'Whites want rights? Stab them with my knife' Clinton is the worst mayocider imo
1 geraldodelrivero 2018-02-10
lol 90% of the time, the takes in that sub are hotter than anything linked
1 LemonScore 2018-02-10
Then you obviously haven't visited /r/politics in the last two years.
1 3134552767 2018-02-10
Well, the retard right and the retard left are. Normal people aren't. The problem is for the most part, only retards support Trump.
1 watermark02 2018-02-10
I love /r/politics. I literally am unable to say anything that's too far left there. I swear I could probably get some mileage out of pasta from /r/fullcommunism.
1 MantisTobogganMD_PHD 2018-02-10
They've metastasized to the point that they now are the right, full stop.
1 StingAuer 2018-02-10
Source?
1 LightUmbra 2018-02-10
[🅱️itation 🅱️eeded]
1 LemonScore 2018-02-10
I submitted some of it here during the election: calls for a violent revolution and getting armed etc.
reddit's search function is shit, but you're welcome to look through my submission history.
In the meantime: https://www.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/5uval8/violence_loving_17_year_olds_post_to_rpolitics/
1 StingAuer 2018-02-10
So a couple of downvoted comments are your evidence of "The Left" calling for civil war and genocide.
ok.
1 LemonScore 2018-02-10
I haven't regularly visited that sub since the election, but people literally reeee about revolution every day, there.
1 StingAuer 2018-02-10
Source?
1 DodgeIvan 2018-02-10
Holy autism, just go to r/shitpoliticssays
Every day there are 5-10 posts about murdering the right, calling them subhuman, and some calling for the end of democracy
1 eva_unit_hung 2018-02-10
/r/politics
1 JumbledFun 2018-02-10
This dude is walking evidence for why women shouldn't drink and smoke meth while pregnant
1 braindeadwolf 2018-02-10
You keep saying things but none of it means anything.
1 buttermyself 2018-02-10
Why do the most vocal trump supporters always smell like vodka and desperate living conditions?
1 jcpb 2018-02-10
Imagine being this retarded
1 Chicup 2018-02-10
You've been in a coma the last year?
1 froibo 2018-02-10
They are still bitching about Hilary and Obama, among other things.
1 The_DJSeahorse 2018-02-10
Well they did kinda conspire to use fake news to illegally obtain a wiretap on a political opponent so there is that.
1 froibo 2018-02-10
YOU ARE ALL CRAZY, MY INSANITY IS JUSTIFIED
1 The_DJSeahorse 2018-02-10
There is like 1000x more proof to the allegation I just made than the entire Russian collusion narrative that gets pushed like its gospel.
1 froibo 2018-02-10
That evidence is weak, and daddy won't release the Democrat's memo. Pretty easy when you control the evidence made public.
1 The_DJSeahorse 2018-02-10
Just imagine how hard it would be to lose if you controlled the intilligence agencies and decided to use them to target an opposition candidate.
1 froibo 2018-02-10
Daddy 😭
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2018-02-10
This kinda ruins your own point tho
1 The_DJSeahorse 2018-02-10
Nah they are just that incompetent
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2018-02-10
Nah you're just that retarded
1 The_DJSeahorse 2018-02-10
No u
1 AlohaWarrior34 2018-02-10
Hey u/botchlings.
1 The_DJSeahorse 2018-02-10
Not him, I’m my own kind of retarded.
1 MG87 2018-02-10
Because of the trisomy?
1 Hemingwavy 2018-02-10
Apart from that time that his kiss messaged a lawyer saying that she was from the Russian government and they supported Trump, would love to collude sometime. The kids let her know they'd love to and just kind of forgot to mention it. Then Trump obstructed justice by drafting a fake statement which even his dumbass kids had to get him to tone down.
1 The_DJSeahorse 2018-02-10
Being this retarded
1 Hemingwavy 2018-02-10
I know I shouldn't engage but what do think is wrong about that? First half is confirmed by junior's emails which he released. Second half is from multiple sources by newspapers that haven't made any retractions.
1 The_DJSeahorse 2018-02-10
I know I shouldn’t engage, but wtf about that is illegal?
1 Hemingwavy 2018-02-10
Oh right. You're on the collusion is legal train then. Don't worry. Look at the end of the day Mueller is never going to charge a sitting president.
Also it's called the Logan Act.
1 The_DJSeahorse 2018-02-10
Oh. You’re joking. My bad, I thought you were seriousposting.
1 Hemingwavy 2018-02-10
I don't think Russia colluded with Trump. He's too stupid to collude with. Just the appearance of the Trump campaign trying to collude with him serves his goals. The Russian investigation is destroying trust in americas institutions just like Trump is by screaming at them. I think Putin is very happy somewhere.
How fucking stupid do you have to be to write in an email you'd love to collude with a foreign government.
1 AHealthySenseofDread 2018-02-10
hard to listen to the russians without listening to daddy...
1 westofthetracks 2018-02-10
"i suddenly care about fisa courts because i found out they get used to spy on white people sometimes"
1 The_DJSeahorse 2018-02-10
“I suddenly don’t care about fisa courts rubber stamping surveillance on American citizens for political purposes because fuck Drumpf”
1 Whaddaulookinat 2018-02-10
Lol guy that loudly interacts with russian agents had multiple CI warrants against him. Must be fake news.
1 MG87 2018-02-10
Lolno. Be less of a retard
1 The_DJSeahorse 2018-02-10
Let me piss in your mouth pls
1 buttermyself 2018-02-10
The only one here reeeeing about an election is you.
1 The_DJSeahorse 2018-02-10
How? My side won. Daddy is in charge and will dissolve the Senate any day now.
1 buttermyself 2018-02-10
Lol
1 BirthdayCookie 2018-02-10
When the Right shuts up about Hillary you could try bringing this up again. You'd still be a raging hypocrite though because your side spent 8 years whining about elections they lost.
1 Matues49 2018-02-10
They can radicalize all they want, it ain't gonna make them get off their mobility scooters anytime soon.
1 choriposting 2018-02-10
Pretty sure they're too poor for mobility scooters
1 Justinat0r 2018-02-10
LETS GO BOYS, WE'RE RIDING!
1 steriotypical_swede 2018-02-10
You say that but it very much reminds me of the whole Timothy McVeigh scenario. All we need is a catalyst ala Ruby Ridge or Waco and boom, you got some fun. But- in this day and age I hope the Government doesn't fuck up so bad that another Waco happens.
1 rewind45 2018-02-10
They are pretty close to justifying slavery. I think they will get there in a couple of weeks.
1 NiggazWitDepression 2018-02-10
Well, they've already congratulated themselves for ending slavery. Wouldn't be surprised if the next step is "Slave owners in Africa were awful. Slaves should be grateful to have been bought and enslaved by the white man."
https://www.reddit.com/r/TopMindsOfReddit/comments/7w6on9/top_minds_at_t_d_are_proud_to_be_white_because/
1 Zeus2895 2018-02-10
"Wouldn't be surprised if the next step is "Slave owners in Africa were awful. Slaves should've been grateful to have been bought and enslaved by the white man"
There was a youtube video on MLK by someone called the alternative hypothesis justifying it through similar rationalizations.
1 Hemingwavy 2018-02-10
That's a stormfront copypasta floating around. If you try bring up colonialism or anything then they list a bunch of racial minorities in the USA that they believe have done worse things.
1 PracticalOnions 2018-02-10
I swear these people could convert to Islam and their views would not change one bit.
1 melokobeai 2018-02-10
Which is weird, since they're the same people who got mad that the Confederate flag keeps getting removed from public places
1 Ls777 2018-02-10
Close to? There's a guy in there arguing that freeing the slaves was against the constitution because it violated peoples right to slavery
1 arandomloser21 2018-02-10
Are those rightwing death squads finally coming?
1 buttermyself 2018-02-10
Would a group of comically inept tim mcveighs count as a rightwing death squad?
1 fsdgfhk 2018-02-10
You mis-spelled "becoming deranged fucktards with no grasp on reality"
1 StingAuer 2018-02-10
/u/Bootyfullkd
The south and midwest trying to rise again will just give us an opportunity to finish what Sherman started. Make our day.
/u/Stahntheslasher
What makes you think a bunch of angry inbred drunkards are going to take down the DNC, FBI, DOJ, IRS, FEd, and CIA simultaneously? You aren't even in the majority, the vast majority of people are just fine with these institutions. You have no support. You're all tooth and no tail, and when I say "tooth" I mean just the one.
/u/Valiazaner
California has a roughly 20-30% gun ownership rate depending on survey. Splitting the difference, that leaves 25%, meaning over 9 million gun owners in California. There's also multiple guns per gun owner. California also has industry to make more.
You're outmanned, outgunned, outtrained, and outmatched, if it comes down to it.
25 Mutjny 2018-02-10
I like you.
1 Stahntheslasher 2018-02-10
Try harder libcuck
1 kjmiller7 2018-02-10
Show me on the doll where the Deep State gave you autism
1 scatmunchies 2018-02-10
We’re radical centrists here. When we call you a retard, it’s due to your being a retard, not because we have an opposing political philosophy.
Sperg on, faget.
1 StingAuer 2018-02-10
Make me, bitch. You're just jealous that California is so much better than the culture you identify with. Better beaches, better air, better water, better weather, better economy, better movies, better music, and better booty, booby, and bussy.
Admit it, you just have a humiliation fetish. Why else would you intentionally make yourself inferior by not adopting our superior west coast culture?
1 StingAuer 2018-02-10
lol /u/Stahntheslasher don't delete your initial reply, it just makes you look afraid on top of being dumb.
1 froibo 2018-02-10
What'd he say?
1 StingAuer 2018-02-10
"try harder libcuck"
So, I obliged him.
1 miraclebelly 2018-02-10
/u/Stahntheslasher came down from his opioid binge and realized he was acting retarded.
Stahn, do you masturbate to Donny grabbing you by the bussy?
1 Stahntheslasher 2018-02-10
I at least jack it to Tyrone fucking your wife
1 miraclebelly 2018-02-10
Weak, I am Tyrone. Also I realize you’re used to safe spaces like t_d, but downvoting in this sub just makes you look like a snowflake.
Btw, do you think Melania should divorce Trump for cheating on her while she was pregnant with the cyber czar?
1 froibo 2018-02-10
So you guys DO have a cuck fetish!
1 Stahntheslasher 2018-02-10
Aw fuck one of my words didn't type in
1 Plexipus 2018-02-10
It's hard to type while you're jacking it to cuckhold porn.
1 444455555666666 2018-02-10
lol this faggot and his freudian slip
no wonder you support a literal, actual cuckold as president
1 fsdgfhk 2018-02-10
What'd /u/Stahntheslasher say, before he cucked out and deleted it all?
1 froibo 2018-02-10
He said I jack off to Tyrone fucking your wife.
1 buttermyself 2018-02-10
lol /u/Stahntheslasher is this what you actually believe?
https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/7wp5vf/hell_yeah_shariablue_must_be_pissed_at_me/
1 StingAuer 2018-02-10
lmao
1 froibo 2018-02-10
Imagine thinking you are so important that your personal shit posting is getting psyoped.
1 buttermyself 2018-02-10
Imagine being too scared to leave your donald safe space.
Mueller Aint Going Away
Lol
1 TheRealJayOakerson 2018-02-10
Your frothing at the mouth replies when someone mentions drumpf made it totally worth it.
Not to mention all the spics being deported. MAWA
1 StingAuer 2018-02-10
You just revealed your power level faggot, don't your masters tell you not to do that?
Imagine being so offended by the presence of brown people that you try to turn the whole continent into a safe space.
1 TheRealJayOakerson 2018-02-10
Genetics make the culture. A nice stable 90% majority of European- Americans like the US had up until 1965 would suffice.
🖒
1 StingAuer 2018-02-10
Imagine being so offended by the presence of brown people that you try to turn the whole continent into a safe space.
1 TheRealJayOakerson 2018-02-10
Continent?
"You just revealed your power level faggot, don't your masters tell you not to do that?"
What did he mean by this?
1 Yiin 2018-02-10
It doesn't matter how good your water is if you have a biannual drought.
1 StingAuer 2018-02-10
It's better than being full of hookworms feeding off human shit.
Also we aren't actually running out of water, we just need to be careful with it so that we don't. You know, like most people should be careful with their resources.
1 Yiin 2018-02-10
I lost all respect for California conservation among your pistachio debate. Take your propoganda elsewhere.
1 StingAuer 2018-02-10
lol
1 Yiin 2018-02-10
K
1 grungebot5000 2018-02-10
pistachios are important though
have you ever tried one? they’re GREEN
1 Yiin 2018-02-10
There's better green things that they could have diverted water to. And they picked a nut.
A nut.
Also, just had a bowl, of pistachios. Thanks California.
3 lewdite 2018-02-10
Water was diverted, it was extracted from the ground.Youre embarrassing yourself
2 Yiin 2018-02-10
Didn't stop the weeks of handwringing happening beforehand.
1 lewdite 2018-02-10
For an entirely different reason than I think you realize. Has to do with mineral rights and geological stability
1 grungebot5000 2018-02-10
Nuts are the most important part of the ecosystem, and of a balanced diet
1 Yiin 2018-02-10
legumes>nuts
1 grungebot5000 2018-02-10
Nuts are legumes!
1 Yiin 2018-02-10
fake news
gatekeeping
and fascism
That's three strikes in one comment. Be proud.
1 Assy-McGee 2018-02-10
deez nuts > you
1 Yiin 2018-02-10
Fucking finally someone goes for the obvious joke.
1 Valiazaner 2018-02-10
Spoiler Alert, there are a lot more gun manufacturing plants outside of California than inside. Also, roughly half of those firearm owners are in rural California, the same people pushing for a secession movement at the moment.
1 StingAuer 2018-02-10
Most of the people pushing the first secession movement were rural too, see how it turned out?
51 BUTITDOESNTJUSTFIST 2018-02-10
I was loving your work before this but now I’m in awe
1 Valiazaner 2018-02-10
Keep telling yourself that. Hurling rubber dildo's isn't going to do much. Go back to Starbucks.
1 StingAuer 2018-02-10
If the south and midwest are so great why does California, already, outperform them in every metric?
1 ItsSugar 2018-02-10
Because sister-fucking is not a productive pastime.
1 searingsky 2018-02-10
well youre gonna produce a lot of retarded children
1 ItsSugar 2018-02-10
NO U
Retard humor, always at its own vanguard.
1 LadyVetinari 2018-02-10
How disconnected from reality and their fellow countrymen can one poster be? The /u/Valiazaner story
1 buttermyself 2018-02-10
I thank god every day for fentanyl.
1 owlpole 2018-02-10
blessed post
1 grungebot5000 2018-02-10
someone’s never played
Saint’s Rowsan andreas.isn’t that how the Stonewall riots started?
1 lewdite 2018-02-10
I chuckled
1 KateUptonsCumback 2018-02-10
Go back to the unemployment line.
1 DJSaltyNutz 2018-02-10
TIL California, home of the Crips, Bloods, MS13...only have dildos
God damn you guys are dumb as fuck
1 grungebot5000 2018-02-10
i’d say a slim majority of people don’t care for the IRS, but their hatred is more on a petty “lousy Flanders” level
1 fuckyourcontext 2018-02-10
Hey don't lump the mid-west in with those retards, we're with you.
37 Bingo661 2018-02-10
About 60% of us but we're out here
24 StingAuer 2018-02-10
That's fair, I'll adjust my shitposting rhetoric.
12 StingAuer 2018-02-10
sry bb
1 theRagingEwok 2018-02-10
can one of you amerimutts explain what the dems are doing that these fags are REEing about?
1 push_ecx_0x00 2018-02-10
Half of the time, they're REEing about stuff that didn't even happen. Like pizzagate.
1 3134552767 2018-02-10
Seriously, what are they sperging out about this time
1 froibo 2018-02-10
They think the wiretap was illegal. This is an ongoing REE, but was ignited again due to the intelligence memo that was released last week.
1 9851231698511351 2018-02-10
It was legal, repubs think it shouldn't have been
1 froibo 2018-02-10
Oh yeah, no doubt. If it was illegal Trump team would be pushing for an investigation, but they can't because it would just legitimize them.
Or daddy would take them to court as he loves to do.
1 9851231698511351 2018-02-10
I just love the turn around. The fbi was the best thing ever this time last year. Now the gop thinks fisa courts are broken.
1 Qrbrbl 2018-02-10
I gibd it hilarious that they stereotype the left as wanting handouts and shit done for them, yet for all the price they're wanting imprisoned, no one on the right is actively doing anything but bitch online
1 rewind45 2018-02-10
First of all you dont get to call Americans, amerimutts, it's rude. Take that back. Second, i think they are freaking about that dumbass memo that cucked them or some shit.
1 theRagingEwok 2018-02-10
t. El Goblino Rewindo
1 jetfuelcantmeltbeams 2018-02-10
la atrocidad...
1 Invalid_Target 2018-02-10
escandalo.
1 TheTassieDevil 2018-02-10
Ok seppo
1 better_bot 2018-02-10
We wanted to retrain hicks.
1 ironicshitpostr 2018-02-10
coding ex-truckers meme nice
1 parameciidae 2018-02-10
Honestly, I can't even figure out what they are talking about.
1 westofthetracks 2018-02-10
yeah the op is literally an unattributed snippet from... some sort of speech, i assume? like i have no idea what it is or why im supposed to care
1 The_SaltLife 2018-02-10
You're supposed to care because "DEA HATE T_D?!"
Just saying.
1 MantisTobogganMD_PHD 2018-02-10
I worry for your safety sometimes.
1 The_SaltLife 2018-02-10
Thank you, Dr. Mantis Toboggan.
1 MantisTobogganMD_PHD 2018-02-10
Well, I got your test results. You've got the HIV, big time!
1 lincoln1222 2018-02-10
i too watch It's Always Sunny in Philidelphia
1 Bootyfullkd 2018-02-10
It’s such a compliment that u think that’s copied from a speech-
THEY ARE MINE OWN WORDS YOU INCOMPETENT ILLITERATE FUCK
1 SlackBabo 2018-02-10
Lol speeches don't have to be coherent. It could have been copied from a speech a schizophrenic dude on the corner gave to you.
1 Bootyfullkd 2018-02-10
Y’all have fun in you sad sad sub . Your replies don’t gratify further response. YAWN
1 SlackBabo 2018-02-10
Okay we will. Keep yourself safe.
1 Bootyfullkd 2018-02-10
Is that a threat ? Come and get some motherfucker
1 SlackBabo 2018-02-10
I like how you said you weren't gonna respond anymore than immediately do. Just like when you said you weren't going to explain your reasoning to us, then 7 minutes later you try to do just that. You can't help yourself. I find it hilarious. I think you are a treasure. When I say keep yourself safe I mean it from the bottom of my heart.
1 Bootyfullkd 2018-02-10
I replied only bc I take your comment as a direct threat you fucking cuck- Do u have any semblance of a life or is this what you parasites do all day ?
Sad!!
Now please really do stop talking about me .. I know I’m endlessly fascinating but really there must be more interesting drama going on .. I know I’m bored with you so off you go back into the abyss of truly pathetic cuckoldry and failed attempts at sarcasm
13 cryptolord_anub 2018-02-10
God I admire the irony that is the very existence of trumpets. You lot are so fucking dense, you bend the space time continuum around you. The cancer of conscience. Human mud.
1 SlackBabo 2018-02-10
Lol I have a few comments a day if that laughing at lolcows such as yourself. You spend at least 50x more time on Reddit than me judging by the number of effortposts you make each day. You're insults are so generic and harmless they could have been computer generated.
you begging me not to respond anymore plus your paranoia of being threatened says a lot about you. There's no need for me to even insult you back. Anybody reading this exchange can plainly see what kind of ""man"" you are.
1 Bootyfullkd 2018-02-10
😂 ! BYE BITCH ENJOY THE NEXT 8 YEARS
1 SlackBabo 2018-02-10
please I'm white, rich, and beyond drafting age like I give a fuck who is president.
1 Bootyfullkd 2018-02-10
Your comment speaks for itself as to what type of “man’ you are🤣🤣🤣
1 SlackBabo 2018-02-10
I'm glad you think my line is so funny but the least you could do is try to come up with your own jokes
1 westofthetracks 2018-02-10
oh, right, i forgot the groupthink over there is entirely self-perpetuating at this point
1 Thhueros 2018-02-10
I think that one of them said that freeing the slaves was wrong because it violated protection of private proprety.
3 NWVoS 2018-02-10
Yeah, you realize how fucked up these people are when they are literally supporting slavery as a "property right" while ignoring the slaves right to life, liberty, and property.
1 Strictlybutters 2018-02-10
It’s basically like a mad lib where you insert the current outrage of the day into boilerplate “ from my cold dead hands” pasta that ends with a call for librulcide. In this case the outrage of the day is the Nunes memo from last week.
1 grungebot5000 2018-02-10
so wait... the Nunes memo is the “act of war” then? like, what the fuck
1 Strictlybutters 2018-02-10
More like a call to arms I guess
1 [deleted] 2018-02-10
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1 acct_118 2018-02-10
Don't worry, that's normal
1 watermark02 2018-02-10
It's from 8 days ago. I'm assuming they were mad about what they thought was in the Nunes memo? Which turned out to be a dud.
1 Bootyfullkd 2018-02-10
It is all true you dumb cunt
26 kainoasmith 2018-02-10
Are you a subreddit simulator?
13 KimJongUmmm 2018-02-10
Just Russian it sounds like.
1 Pablopubes 2018-02-10
You ok? It seems like you need a good nights rest, champ.
1 MantisTobogganMD_PHD 2018-02-10
This is why the Russian Bots meme will never, ever die. These people are so stupid that they literally fail the Turing test.
10 FreeTheMarket 2018-02-10
holy shit
1 VPEKD 2018-02-10
/u/Bootyfullkd come here and explain please
1 Bootyfullkd 2018-02-10
No u fucking weirdos figure it out yourselves and eat a dick !!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
1 [deleted] 2018-02-10
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1 LemonScore 2018-02-10
People are making jokes, now. But the amount of distrust in government as an institution and growing extremism on both the left and the right means there's probably going to be another American civil war in our lifetimes.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-02-10
Amazing assessment by our local retard. Nice.
1 jaredschaffer27 2018-02-10
You're on the thinnest ground possible to be making that accusation, Ed
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-02-10
Ask me if I care. Go on!
1 You-Key-Oh-Me-She-Ma 2018-02-10
U care?
1 poopcoptor 2018-02-10
Not really 🐵
🤟🏿👔🤟🏿 👖
1 siskonaut 2018-02-10
t. Brainlet
1 LemonScore 2018-02-10
You'll regret not investing in an underground meme bunker with a decade of supplies, internet access and retro game consoles when society collapses.
Whilst you fags are being drafted to fight each other for the benefit of which Jew-controlled party you side with, I'll be honing my Zelda speedrunning skills and shitposting about your arms and legs being blown off on the wartime equivalent of reddit.
1 jcpb 2018-02-10
The irony being you can't even be good at speedrunning without forcing the (((jews))) at gunpoint to ace the games for your dehydrated bussy.
You guys have been wiped out by r/sweden outside of an actual civil war, what makes you think you're better?
1 jaredschaffer27 2018-02-10
That's fine by me. There are 330 million people here and even the National Forests have too many people in them.
1 froibo 2018-02-10
My retarded grandma has been saying that since Obama got elected.
1 jcpb 2018-02-10
Says the retard doing concern trolling over this, while he publicly advocates civil war because his band of retards want the left to be cucked for life.
1 Bootyfullkd 2018-02-10
This
1 westofthetracks 2018-02-10
the best part of that thread is all the people pretending modern democrats are the same as confederates (because theyre the REAL RACISTS) getting in fights with people who are offended on behalf of the confederates (because they were the REAL PATRIOTS)
1 Plexipus 2018-02-10
It's a well documented fact that the Civil War was fought between PC purple haired SJWs and alpha pussy-having Chads.
1 grungebot5000 2018-02-10
but which was which???
2 rockidol 2018-02-10
Well the union had more troops so that should tell you which one was having more sex
2 grungebot5000 2018-02-10
yeah, probably the side that didn’t regulate half (or three tenths, I guess) of their population having it and tell the rest that it was evil
puritans had sex in front of their ten kids, they didn’t give a fuck
1 loperetti 2018-02-10
Chads got cucked by the purple hairs?
1 froibo 2018-02-10
The best part was them opening up with that and then moving to, wait, maybe the Union were the bad guys for taking away slavery.
1 froibo 2018-02-10
The best part was them opening up with that and then moving to, wait, maybe the Union were the bad guys for taking away slavery.
Also the retard who said the confederacy tried to peacefully seperate from the Union.
Hey, /u/gobills13, what do you think those sick bastards were thinking when they had Ft. Sumpter attack those peaceful confederate cannon balls?
1 GuillotinesNOW 2018-02-10
REEE THE UNION VIOLATED THE N.A.P. AND STOLE MUH PRIVATELY-OWNED AGRICULTURAL EQUIPMENT!
1 grungebot5000 2018-02-10
oh thank god, a Howlin’ Mad Murdoch for the rest of us
also wait does this guy play Ronaldo Fryman
1 NWVoS 2018-02-10
This is satire right?
1 grungebot5000 2018-02-10
it’s extremely, obnoxiously in-your-face satire. but i love it, apparently
1 lickedTators 2018-02-10
Cannons of peace
1 AFellowCanadianGuy 2018-02-10
What’s the difference between a fart and a Donald Trump supporter.
2 Knobalt4 2018-02-10
What?
2 royalsocialist 2018-02-10
WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A FART AND A DONALD TRUMP SUPPORTER.
1 miraclebelly 2018-02-10
u/gobills13 have you read the articles of secession from the various states? They directly mention slavery as a primary factor for secession.
I have an unrelated question also, that I feel most Trump supporters should answer: How would you react if Donald walked up to your mother and grabbed her by the pussy?
1 Bootyfullkd 2018-02-10
You’re one to talk you parasitic swine
1 miraclebelly 2018-02-10
💯 honest question, how many pimples do you have? And have you tried (((accutane))) stuff is a god send 🙏
Also, when I was the last time you got laid by someone who doesn’t use meth/opiates? I get it, life is tough in the flyover states, if you’re ever in the bay hit me up and I’ll buy you a drink bro. Life doesn’t have to be this painful, it gets better I swear
1 Bootyfullkd 2018-02-10
Oooohhh I sense projection .... typical liberal dumbass ..,You’re funny ! You’re actually talking to a beautiful woman and not a fucking white male but I know you’re numb to actual facts - have fun in your echo chamber circle jerk !
1 miraclebelly 2018-02-10
Said without a hint of irony. Sad!
1 grungebot5000 2018-02-10
this reads like a stream of consciousness from a floridian swamp cultist
1 Valdincan 2018-02-10
When did this sub get so cucked and start attacking people on our side? WE ARE ON THE SAME SIDE IDIOTS, DONT ATTACK THE DONALD!
134 HodorTheDoorHolder 2018-02-10
Ah you think /r/drama is your ally? You merely adopted the drama. I was born in it, modded by it.
-59 Exuberant_Murica 2018-02-10
Crazy fucking fantasy you live in
37 HodorTheDoorHolder 2018-02-10
lol
67 cashmeowsighhabadah 2018-02-10
HAHAHAHAHA. It's like you live in your own little world and have your own little reality. Nobody in this country except your 32% of the_dipshit supporters like Trump. Even if you were all to rise up and coordinate an attack the rest of us, (who unbeknownst to you are not as anti-gun as you think) would put you all down way before the military got it's hands on you.
Fuck you and fuck Trump.
-15 i3unneh 2018-02-10
So they're lefties AND child killers too? Damn, y'all retched.
1 grungebot5000 2018-02-10
yeah man fuck kids, bring em on they can’t stop us
-43 alphetasauce 2018-02-10
I can tell that made you feel really powerful didn't it? It's like you went into the autistic version of super sayain.
3 grungebot5000 2018-02-10
so, a super saiyan?
0 alphetasauce 2018-02-10
Pretty much. I pictured him powering up right before he said it. It was a nice thought.
-46 Valdincan 2018-02-10
SRS POSTING ON DRAMA
1 [deleted] 2018-02-10
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-49 OdBx 2018-02-10
Brigading
4 grungebot5000 2018-02-10
lol
1 OdBx 2018-02-10
Literally is though. It’s in the rules that you don’t vote or comment in threads linked to in meta subs
1 grungebot5000 2018-02-10
i've been in this thread for 14 days you goof
anyway, redditwide that rule only applies to participation not in good faith, otherwise it just violates the SRD rules
1 OdBx 2018-02-10
So it’s breaking the rules as I said and is literally brigading
1 grungebot5000 2018-02-10
only if they came from SRD. which would have happened 13 days after he commented and was downvoted
1 OdBx 2018-02-10
They did come from a linked thread, that’s how I came here
1 grungebot5000 2018-02-10
they didn't come before it was linked though, and that's when the trends you attributed to brigading started
1 OdBx 2018-02-10
Brigading is when Sub A links to Sub B, and users from Sub A comment and vote all over Sub B.
1 grungebot5000 2018-02-10
oh wait I thought you were trying to answer the thread parent comment's question with "brigading" this whole time, my mistake.
yeah that guy was brigading, unless he had already made an appearance in the thread before the link
1 OdBx 2018-02-10
That might explain the downvotes if everyone thought the same as you lol
8 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-02-10
user reports:
If you unironically suck off daddy then gulags are the way to go.
-5 Valdincan 2018-02-10
Suck my dick you french fuck
5 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-02-10
I'm not French you dumb mong. Lmao. Murican af!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
1 aonome 2018-02-10
What side? You fucking dumb cuck
1 Valdincan 2018-02-10
The fucking anti-sjw side you retard. why the fuck are you attack people who are committed to fighting sjw and leftist when the purpose of this sub is to fight sjw and leftists aswell?
1 aonome 2018-02-10
No comrade
1 cheeZetoastee 2018-02-10
We make fun of retards on both sides
33 Devonmartino 2018-02-10
1 grungebot5000 2018-02-10
you apologist bastard
2 Devonmartino 2018-02-10
sorry
1 grungebot5000 2018-02-10
you better
9 AverageMormonGamer 2018-02-10
This is the first and great commandment upon /r/drama.
1 fsdgfhk 2018-02-10
You do understand that you're completely retarded, don't you?
1 Valdincan 2018-02-10
no youre the cuckold retard dont you
17 keys_to_the_v_door 2018-02-10
my wifes boyfriend told meto tell u that thats rude & ull never get a girlfriend till u clam down
1 xxretartistxx 2018-02-10
hey, i enjoy watching tyrone fuck my wife, dont kinkshame
1 [deleted] 2018-02-10
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-50 Exuberant_Murica 2018-02-10
Tyrone? Really Chad????
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2018-02-10
The only thing we're committed to is mayocide. Go suck on a fentanyl patch and try not to fuck your sister.
1 geraldodelrivero 2018-02-10
You are literally a SJW, just the right-wing version.
74 igame2much 2018-02-10
I believe the medical terminology is clinically insane.
25 AdamsHarv 2018-02-10
retard*
2 Qmanization 2018-02-10
So fucking accurate
1 buttermyself 2018-02-10
Youre a stupid polack joke.
1 djinndjinntwu 2018-02-10
lmao
1 Valdincan 2018-02-10
I think everything is serious after my accident.
1 djinndjinntwu 2018-02-10
thoughts and prayers.
1 froibo 2018-02-10
YOU WERN'T SUPPOSED TO PICK ON MY RETARDED IDEALS 😭😭😭😭
1 Wraith_GraveSpell 2018-02-10
WAHHH THEY'RE ATTACKING DADDY. NOO WHY CAN'T I HAVE MY RETARDED IDEOLOGIES VALIDATED OUTSIDE OF MY ECHO CHAMBER
1 -Poison_Ivy- 2018-02-10
Since the inception of /r/Drama lol
1 SueLightningsPenis 2018-02-10
Only these retards could get their guy elected and still want to go to war
15 Knobalt4 2018-02-10
We control the executive, legislative, and judicial! And now, for our next trick... Burn everything down!
0 Knobalt4 2018-02-10
We control the executive, legislative, and judicial! And now, for our next trick... Burn everything down!
1 Talonek 2018-02-10
/u/Bootyfullkd. No seriously, what is the context for this?