I can take a 9-inch dildo up my butt, because I'm an adult and I solve my own problems

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wut?

seconded wut

He made us agree on something. Fuck this guy.

Sorry who are you?

Oh right. Not in public. Sorry, lover

sorry

watch the cultural appropriation while you're at it

You're Canadian?

https://media.giphy.com/media/FCzMUL20U7LkA/source.gif

It'd explain so much. I'm just gonna run with it.

get saddled with beta cuck, rebel and seek comfort in chad daddy's nuclear arms

a story as old as time itself

Degenerates in love. It really makes you vomit.