Praying all the time for protection for Donald J. Trump and Mike Pence and their families children and grandchildren - the gates of hell have opened against Trump especially ! Praying he has the wisdom of Solomon. Everyday as this unfolds I am more and more convinced THIS is Yah's Man! He is right it took courage to run for Pres. - much more when you actually purpose to do what you have campaigned on. This is all very instructive for the average American to see what has been afoot in our country for decades undermining America from within.
! I cancel every word of the enemies plans - break off his strategies: I thank you Father of Lights - Yahuah Almighty that you have mighty warring angels encamped around your servant - that no weapon formed against him, his family, Mike Pence or his family prospers - I pray that those that dig ditches fall in the ditch of their own making, those that set snares - get ensnared in their own snare - that their evil deeds come down on their own pate - I thank you Yah that only those that are there by Divine Plan have access to our Pres and his family - that any you have not purposed to be there are removed -I speak Shalom and Protection in the mighty name of Yahshua
Not many, but I didn't agree with what a lot of Obama did, and Hillary Clinton is a proven pathological liar. Plus who doesn't want America to be great! #maga!
Probably not, I think he's got a trust worthy track record and is simply doing the job he's required to do. I'm looking forward to the end of the investigation and to what he found if anything.
If Mueller concludes that Trump and everyone else did nothing wrong I would shut the fuck up. However, if he proves that Trump is a criminal beyond a shadow of a doubt, would you accept it? Or blame the results on (((Soros))) or other jews government workers?
Sure, but like you said it would need to be beyond a shadow of a doubt. And I'd need to see the hard proof as anyone else would want to see.
Trump wants due process, usually that's a sign of being innocent. However destroying evidence like Hillary did is not.
Yeah I believe more dialogue, the better. It's how you expose yourself to outside opinions and forge the ones you hold to be true.
It's easy to run and hide on social media and a lot of people are afraid to have uncomfortable conversations. Alot of which just turn into name calling and personal attacks instead of the sharing of ideas.
It's all rather silly if you ask me.
DONALD TRUMP 👱🏻🚫 IS A GEMINI ♊ DON’T VOTE FOR A 😒 2⃣-FACED 🎭 ASSHOLE 👎 🏼BERNIE SANDERS 👴🏻💯 IS A VIRGO ♏👍🏻 VIRGOS ARE 🎓 INTELLIGENT 📚📝💭 AND ‼ DETAIL ORIENTED ✔🆒 DON’T LET A GEMINI 😠😫 BE PRESIDENT OF THE 🇺🇸 U.S. 🔴⚪🔵 SEND THIS TO 1⃣0⃣ PEOPLE YOU WANT TO 👼🏽 SAVE 😇 FROM GEMINIS 😈😡👿 #FEELTHEBERN2K20
I'm out of the loop but hasn't there already been arrests, and even a conviction, of trump aides and employees lying about their involvement with illegally helping Russia help Trump?
The one I'm familiar with is Michael Flynn. What has convicted for was lying to the FBI, not a crime of collusion or dealing with Russia. Mueller recently decided to delay his sentencing for some reason at the beginning of this month.
Probably because he's flipped about something and sentencing depends on his level of help he provides. But that's purely speculation. The Mueller investigation has been hush hush, so who really knows at this point.
Didn't George Papadopoulos, Trump's employee who was his foreign policy adviser, plead guilty to lying about his involvement with Russia helping Trump get elected? I thought I read that somewhere.
And...and...you think Trump is the bastion of honesty? Wow. I would absolutely love to see what proof you think has been shown that Hillary is a pathological liar.
I don't know man. Wasn't Obama involved in at least state politics since the 90's, decades before he ran for president, while Trump was plowing porn stars bareback and hosting a shitty reality tv show before he ran. While it's true Obama was a fresh face in national politics it seems like one is not like that the other even a little bit.
Slang: Extremely Disparaging and Offensive. a contemptuous term used to refer to a person of any racial or ethnic origin regarded as contemptible, inferior, ignorant, etc.
He was a single term US senator. If I'm not mistaken that makes him the least politically experienced US president until Trump came along. He was an outsider. He may have been present in Chicago politics but no one outside of the state (and not many in the state for that matter) knew who he was.
He was in the Illinois State Senate from 1997-2004 and he ran and lost for the US House of Representatives in 2000.
As /u/kidgurry says, he was a "fresh face in national politics", but he certainly wasn't a political neophyte the way Trump is, and he had about 10 years of political experience (albeit mostly at the state level).
This is true, everyone in Chicago is a well-connected political insider. In fact, this is why Englewood is so prosperous with such excellent government services: lucrative federal contracts.
But seeing how Trump is historically unpopular, wouldn't it make business sense for a bar owner to assume that the majority of patrons would enjoy pissing on his face? Especially in California?
Building some of the largest population centers in America in the desert? Importing water from Canada to irrigate golf courses? Feeling the need to piss on someone you feel superior than?
The city even puts out official maps of which streets you can shit in
You seriously believe this, don't you? Even though you have never seen this map, other people say it exists and you believe it without having ever seen said map yourself. You know how I know you haven't seen it? Because it doesn't exist.
If you are referring to this map, that was a map made by a private citizen so that people could know what areas to avoid and not so they could actually know where to shit. She does not work for the city and she has now had to make clarifications because of people who don't think for themselves and believe everything they read and immediately think that this is an official map of where to shit.
Critical thinking is dead. Long live Idiocracy, I guess.
I mean San Francisco literally has designated shitting streets.
The city even puts out official maps of which streets you can shit in
This...
San Fransciso literally had a poop patrol
Is not the same thing as this. You posted an article that proved my point. They never had designated shitting streets nor did they have maps that said where you could shit.
I'm sure the poop patrol had maps, little Timmy, but those maps were not public, nor did they tell people they were allowed to shit anywhere...hence the poop patrol.
Then, immediately afterwards, talking about how people shitting in the street is the fault of cultural appropriation. its such an immediate action to immediately mark yourself as fucking stupid on the sub that it feels like cheating making fun of them. Like going to the zoo and smacking the glass and slapping.
But not exactly like a zoo... is there a place where you go to see the animals that you want to die?
When I volunteered at trump tower to phone bank, I walked around Manhattan with my MAGA hat. Went to a bar I love in west Village. Waitress prodded me over the hat but didn't disrespect me though I could tell she disagreed.
I went to take a piss.
2 dudes approached me in the fucking bathroom. But they were vets. Based fuckers asked to take a pic with me. I kept pissing but turned and smiled. We chatted a bit, they complimented my hat, I complimented them for their service.
Then some older guy came in and approached me. Turns out he was a father of a vet and we chatted for a while and he thanked me for wearing the maga hat in NYC. Strange but welcome.
When walked around Washington square park, all the fucking libby soy boys gave me weird looks and whispered shit to each other. I just kept strutting like Vince McMahon.
Idk why I said this but your comment incited this.
Imagine being retarded enough to think this is a believable story.
He left out the part about how a supermodel in a Budweiser bikini whispered in his ear that since her feminized liberal husband can't satisfy her he could grab her by the pussy whenever he wanted. That's my favorite part.
It happened. I live in NYC and totally heard about this guy with the red hat. Crazy stuff, people in this little town are divided and bewildered by the bravery/audacity of this young gentleman. I clapped.
That's the thing I never understood. Bathrooms aren't separated by gender they are separated by sex. The male and female sexes have different needs based on the physical makeup of our bodies. Males need urinals in order to utilize a restroom cleanly and efficiently. Females may need sanitary pads to be available, as well as stalls with doors in order to sit to relieve themselves. This has nothing to do with how you identify yourself in terms of gender at all. The left separated gender from sex and now they are pulling a fast one.
According to r/T_D, women's bathroom doors and men's bathroom doors are not interchangeable. These are the kinds of top minds we all need to be respecting.
/u/Sheesh84 doesn't drink. That's like Rule 1 of TRP. Gotta go to bars and order water, if the bartender gives you shit, call her a cunt then run off to the men's room to get ass fucked so hard people whisper and giggle about how you're walking.
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1 SnapshillBot 2018-02-12
Gay porn is a genre that cuts across all demographics and the stigma that you have to be gay to enjoy it needs to come to an end right now.
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1 high_side 2018-02-12
/u/samcook1219 can you provide some other examples of stable genius? Pissing on the floor is a good start.
1 samcook1219 2018-02-12
Whats up /r/DRAMA. Sure, another example is not putting the face of a standing president on the inside of a urinal for people to piss on.
1 theblacktrail 2018-02-12
from what I understand he likes to be pissed on
1 allendrio 2018-02-12
maybe the standing president shouldnt be such a pisshead then?
1 GuillotinesNOW 2018-02-12
Praying all the time for protection for Donald J. Trump and Mike Pence and their families children and grandchildren - the gates of hell have opened against Trump especially ! Praying he has the wisdom of Solomon. Everyday as this unfolds I am more and more convinced THIS is Yah's Man! He is right it took courage to run for Pres. - much more when you actually purpose to do what you have campaigned on. This is all very instructive for the average American to see what has been afoot in our country for decades undermining America from within.
! I cancel every word of the enemies plans - break off his strategies: I thank you Father of Lights - Yahuah Almighty that you have mighty warring angels encamped around your servant - that no weapon formed against him, his family, Mike Pence or his family prospers - I pray that those that dig ditches fall in the ditch of their own making, those that set snares - get ensnared in their own snare - that their evil deeds come down on their own pate - I thank you Yah that only those that are there by Divine Plan have access to our Pres and his family - that any you have not purposed to be there are removed -I speak Shalom and Protection in the mighty name of Yahshua
1 redditor080917 2018-02-12
I bet you called Obama a nigger in your free time when he was in office.
1 samcook1219 2018-02-12
On the contrary, I voted for Obama.
1 shimmy_shimmy_ya 2018-02-12
What similarities do Obama and Trump have that you voted for both of them?
1 samcook1219 2018-02-12
Not many, but I didn't agree with what a lot of Obama did, and Hillary Clinton is a proven pathological liar. Plus who doesn't want America to be great! #maga!
1 shimmy_shimmy_ya 2018-02-12
When did America stop being great?
1 samcook1219 2018-02-12
That's a loaded question my friend. I hope we all can agree that there is always room for improvement.
1 shimmy_shimmy_ya 2018-02-12
Then shouldn't it be "Make America Greater" instead of "Make America Great Again"?
1 shimmy_shimmy_ya 2018-02-12
It's not a loaded question at all. "Make America Great Again" implies America stopped being great. When did America stop being great?
1 gaynazifurry4bernie 2018-02-12
When Jeff Daniels gave this speech on The Newsroom, duh.
1 eva_unit_hung 2018-02-12
Iraq War
1 preserved_fish 2018-02-12
You mean the one that all the retard nationalists supported for years while calling antiwar liberals un-American?
1 eva_unit_hung 2018-02-12
🙄 sure thing, mr historian
1 GuillotinesNOW 2018-02-12
REEEE IF THE DIXIE CHICKS AIN'T LOVE IT THEY CAN LEAVE IT!
1 high_side 2018-02-12
But we pretty much saved everyone in Kuwait.
1 high_side 2018-02-12
Nay,requires.
1 westofthetracks 2018-02-12
when they started putting coloreds in OUR SCHOOLS obvs
1 MG87 2018-02-12
Answer the question retard
1 GuillotinesNOW 2018-02-12
When did America start being great?
1 shimmy_shimmy_ya 2018-02-12
When I was born.
1 grungebot5000 2018-02-12
buddy, i got some bad news
1 samcook1219 2018-02-12
What is it? Did the FBI loose the 5 months of text messages again for the 3rd time? Did another 33,000 emails under subpoena get wiped with bleach it?
1 Assy-McGee 2018-02-12
I just want to get a retard's opinion on the record: is Robert Mueller an agent of the Deep State?
1 samcook1219 2018-02-12
Probably not, I think he's got a trust worthy track record and is simply doing the job he's required to do. I'm looking forward to the end of the investigation and to what he found if anything.
1 Assy-McGee 2018-02-12
well, no shit. We have common ground then.
If Mueller concludes that Trump and everyone else did nothing wrong I would shut the fuck up. However, if he proves that Trump is a criminal beyond a shadow of a doubt, would you accept it? Or blame the results on (((Soros))) or other
jewsgovernment workers?1 samcook1219 2018-02-12
Sure, but like you said it would need to be beyond a shadow of a doubt. And I'd need to see the hard proof as anyone else would want to see. Trump wants due process, usually that's a sign of being innocent. However destroying evidence like Hillary did is not.
1 Assy-McGee 2018-02-12
If you think Mueller would stoop so low as to destroy evidence to indict anyone, then you've already moved the goalposts.
1 samcook1219 2018-02-12
When did I say this?
Hillary destroyed 33,000 emails with bleach bit. They were under subpoena by congress. That is a fact.
1 Assy-McGee 2018-02-12
$hillary
Mueller wasn't tapped as a special investigator for her. stop referencing to that cunt as a reason to disregard his conclusions
1 samcook1219 2018-02-12
I'm not, if you'll remember your first question was in reply to the reason why I didn't vote for the lady.
I simply reiterated my distain for her.
1 BloweyJoeyMumi 2018-02-12
Way to stick around and say your opinions. Wish more people were like that IRL.
This place used to make fun of everyone; not so much lately.
Social media was a mistake.
1 samcook1219 2018-02-12
Yeah I believe more dialogue, the better. It's how you expose yourself to outside opinions and forge the ones you hold to be true. It's easy to run and hide on social media and a lot of people are afraid to have uncomfortable conversations. Alot of which just turn into name calling and personal attacks instead of the sharing of ideas. It's all rather silly if you ask me.
1 in_hazmat_suit 2018-02-12
DONALD TRUMP 👱🏻🚫 IS A GEMINI ♊ DON’T VOTE FOR A 😒 2⃣-FACED 🎭 ASSHOLE 👎 🏼BERNIE SANDERS 👴🏻💯 IS A VIRGO ♏👍🏻 VIRGOS ARE 🎓 INTELLIGENT 📚📝💭 AND ‼ DETAIL ORIENTED ✔🆒 DON’T LET A GEMINI 😠😫 BE PRESIDENT OF THE 🇺🇸 U.S. 🔴⚪🔵 SEND THIS TO 1⃣0⃣ PEOPLE YOU WANT TO 👼🏽 SAVE 😇 FROM GEMINIS 😈😡👿 #FEELTHEBERN2K20
1 BloweyJoeyMumi 2018-02-12
Way to have a totally, unbiased debate assy...c'mon man.
You used to be so cool.
1 Assy-McGee 2018-02-12
/u/pizzashill is my alt account :^)
1 BloweyJoeyMumi 2018-02-12
I didnt think I could love you anymore...but there it is.
1 kidgurry 2018-02-12
I'm out of the loop but hasn't there already been arrests, and even a conviction, of trump aides and employees lying about their involvement with illegally helping Russia help Trump?
1 samcook1219 2018-02-12
The one I'm familiar with is Michael Flynn. What has convicted for was lying to the FBI, not a crime of collusion or dealing with Russia. Mueller recently decided to delay his sentencing for some reason at the beginning of this month.
1 Assy-McGee 2018-02-12
I wonder what the reason for the delay was 🤔🤔🤔
1 samcook1219 2018-02-12
Probably because he's flipped about something and sentencing depends on his level of help he provides. But that's purely speculation. The Mueller investigation has been hush hush, so who really knows at this point.
1 kidgurry 2018-02-12
Didn't George Papadopoulos, Trump's employee who was his foreign policy adviser, plead guilty to lying about his involvement with Russia helping Trump get elected? I thought I read that somewhere.
1 samcook1219 2018-02-12
I'm unfamiliar with that one, so I'd have to do some reading before I can say one way or another.
1 kidgurry 2018-02-12
Here is the court document. It's pretty interesting.
https://www.justice.gov/file/1007346/download
1 samcook1219 2018-02-12
Sweet I'll check it out. Thx.
1 high_side 2018-02-12
When I click 'continue on next page', I expect drama. Not this shit.
Well fuck. Better read the long form Page fisa warrant as well.
1 high_side 2018-02-12
I think it has to do with god emperor being, in his words, the most compulsive liar in history.
1 grungebot5000 2018-02-12
I don't know, but I don't really see the relevance.
You ever listen to your boy Donald talk though? Pretty sure his lifetime record for consecutive truthful sentences is in the single digits.
1 Impermanence8 2018-02-12
It wasn't Hillary, it was somebody on her staff acting on their own and when they found the deleted emails, they concluded that none of them were deleted to avoid the subpoena. http://www.politifact.com/truth-o-meter/statements/2016/oct/09/donald-trump/donald-trump-says-hillary-clinton-deleted-33000-em/
Meanwhile, Trump has admitted to firing Comey because he was investigating him.
1 TropicL3mon 2018-02-12
Ah yes, but Trump is the shining beacon of truth. He never lies.
1 MG87 2018-02-12
Lol projecting for daddy now?
1 Impermanence8 2018-02-12
And...and...you think Trump is the bastion of honesty? Wow. I would absolutely love to see what proof you think has been shown that Hillary is a pathological liar.
1 TheModsAreGayNazis 2018-02-12
Hillary said that she likes the DBZ movie.
1 Eternal_Mr_Bones 2018-02-12
Political outsiders, largely.
1 shimmy_shimmy_ya 2018-02-12
Do you just not look at any of their positions on anything?
1 wwaalleess 2018-02-12
Obama was a political outsider now 🤔🤔🤔
1 snallygaster 2018-02-12
He was when he ran in '08. That's probably what got him elected to begin with. It was somewhat similar to what happened with Trump.
1 kidgurry 2018-02-12
I don't know man. Wasn't Obama involved in at least state politics since the 90's, decades before he ran for president, while Trump was plowing porn stars bareback and hosting a shitty reality tv show before he ran. While it's true Obama was a fresh face in national politics it seems like one is not like that the other even a little bit.
1 TheRealJayOakerson 2018-02-12
Yeah, one is a nigger.
1 kidgurry 2018-02-12
Slang: Extremely Disparaging and Offensive. a contemptuous term used to refer to a person of any racial or ethnic origin regarded as contemptible, inferior, ignorant, etc.
Yeah I guess that does kind of describe Trump.
1 geraldo42 2018-02-12
He was a single term US senator. If I'm not mistaken that makes him the least politically experienced US president until Trump came along. He was an outsider. He may have been present in Chicago politics but no one outside of the state (and not many in the state for that matter) knew who he was.
1 UnluckyImp22 2018-02-12
He was in the Illinois State Senate from 1997-2004 and he ran and lost for the US House of Representatives in 2000.
As /u/kidgurry says, he was a "fresh face in national politics", but he certainly wasn't a political neophyte the way Trump is, and he had about 10 years of political experience (albeit mostly at the state level).
1 Impermanence8 2018-02-12
He was also a constitutional scholar. I'm sure that helped just a little bit.
1 froibo 2018-02-12
Yeah, and out of Chicago. You know, the land of political outsiders.
1 UnluckyImp22 2018-02-12
This is true, everyone in Chicago is a well-connected political insider. In fact, this is why Englewood is so prosperous with such excellent government services: lucrative federal contracts.
1 froibo 2018-02-12
Obama, the famous resident of Englewood.
1 OkThatsProblematic 2018-02-12
They are both persons of colour, tbh
1 snallygaster 2018-02-12
The reason a lot of people voted for Obama in '08 is because he was 'something different'. You don't remember!?
1 itsnotfunny 2018-02-12
good thing conservatives would never do anything like that
1 grungebot5000 2018-02-12
golly
1 possibly_not_a_bot 2018-02-12
Gosh!
1 loperetti 2018-02-12
Language!
1 high_side 2018-02-12
A normal person, maybe. But motherfucker surrounds himself in gold colored shit at all times. He probably loves it.
1 shimmy_shimmy_ya 2018-02-12
But seeing how Trump is historically unpopular, wouldn't it make business sense for a bar owner to assume that the majority of patrons would enjoy pissing on his face? Especially in California?
1 Rith2 2018-02-12
Daddy is for pissing on 😖😖
PISS ON ME DADDY
1 automatic_cuck 2018-02-12
DADDY GOLDEN SHOWER 😍😍😍
1 Al_Simmons 2018-02-12
Yeah but who gives a fuck? Who says people have to be loyal plebs to a president?
Just piss and be hygienic. The guy who pissed on the floor probably unironically sings the national anthem when he gets out of bed.
1 BloweyJoeyMumi 2018-02-12
Building some of the largest population centers in America in the desert? Importing water from Canada to irrigate golf courses? Feeling the need to piss on someone you feel superior than?
Pretty much everybody is retarded here, my dudes.
1 none_to_remain 2018-02-12
Someone needs to take a trip to Afghanistan to carve these words into the American Empire's gravestone.
1 BloweyJoeyMumi 2018-02-12
Shit. I booked a flight to Somalia to do this.
I fucked up again...
1 grungebot5000 2018-02-12
as dumb as i think presidential urinal cakes are, i think you might be misunderstanding the intent
1 BloweyJoeyMumi 2018-02-12
Yah "disdain" is a better choice of word here.
1 high_side 2018-02-12
What's your first language?
1 BloweyJoeyMumi 2018-02-12
Russian ))))
1 high_side 2018-02-12
No really.
1 strathmeyer 2018-02-12
Trump was so impotent he had to hire someone to do the pissing for him.
1 BloweyJoeyMumi 2018-02-12
1 barbedvelvet 2018-02-12
I’m beginning to think you’re the one that’s retarded
1 BloweyJoeyMumi 2018-02-12
Source?
1 OkThatsProblematic 2018-02-12
Beginning?
1 shimmy_shimmy_ya 2018-02-12
I didn't have a high school bully because I wasn't a socially stunted weirdo.
1 jaja10 2018-02-12
https://afinde-production.s3.amazonaws.com/uploads/db39fe16-a66d-4969-864b-af2a7ac4b02b.jpg
1 grungebot5000 2018-02-12
he said he WASN’T one, not that he didn’t BECOME one
me, i was TOO weird to be bullied
1 error404brain 2018-02-12
Everyone believed that I was going to bring a gun to school so they didn't bully me.jpg
1 grungebot5000 2018-02-12
no, guns are gay
1 TheModsAreGayNazis 2018-02-12
All gays should have guns.
1 grungebot5000 2018-02-12
yes, and straights should be banned from owning one.
1 0xnull 2018-02-12
"If it's hard, it's not worth doing."
u/BloweyJoeyMumi, right before posting about snowflakes or something.
1 ineedmorealts 2018-02-12
Why not? You already need to import wanter from Canada
1 Sesek3 2018-02-12
Literally bragging about pissing on the floor 😟
1 IvankaTrumpIsMyWaifu 2018-02-12
It's not street shitting but I mean then again we don't all live I San Francisco
1 high_side 2018-02-12
At least ping your quote.
1 IvankaTrumpIsMyWaifu 2018-02-12
That's a quote?
1 high_side 2018-02-12
Oh you fuckers just groupthink too hard.
1 IvankaTrumpIsMyWaifu 2018-02-12
I mean San Francisco literally has designated shitting streets.
The city even puts out official maps of which streets you can shit in.
But I mean, nah it's just "groupthink"
(Fucking retard)
1 high_side 2018-02-12
This is that new type of 'literally' that means "I'm a retard", right?
1 IvankaTrumpIsMyWaifu 2018-02-12
The only retard is the one here arguing for HIV infested street-shitting ways
1 high_side 2018-02-12
Source?
1 Impermanence8 2018-02-12
You seriously believe this, don't you? Even though you have never seen this map, other people say it exists and you believe it without having ever seen said map yourself. You know how I know you haven't seen it? Because it doesn't exist.
If you are referring to this map, that was a map made by a private citizen so that people could know what areas to avoid and not so they could actually know where to shit. She does not work for the city and she has now had to make clarifications because of people who don't think for themselves and believe everything they read and immediately think that this is an official map of where to shit.
Critical thinking is dead. Long live Idiocracy, I guess.
1 IvankaTrumpIsMyWaifu 2018-02-12
Imagine being so retarded you didn't know San Fransciso literally had a poop patrol: https://www.sfchronicle.com/bayarea/matier-ross/article/Amid-rising-disgust-S-F-scrambles-to-flush-6460211.php?t=dd6fc1cf886c5a3c1f&cmpid=twitter-premium
You do realize that in order to patrol and area you must map out where you are going to walk, right?
CHECKMATE, MOMMY HAS STILL LOST THE ELECTION
1 shamwu 2018-02-12
OwO you’re retarded
1 Impermanence8 2018-02-12
This...
Is not the same thing as this. You posted an article that proved my point. They never had designated shitting streets nor did they have maps that said where you could shit.
I'm sure the poop patrol had maps, little Timmy, but those maps were not public, nor did they tell people they were allowed to shit anywhere...hence the poop patrol.
1 IvankaTrumpIsMyWaifu 2018-02-12
Sorry I'm not as into scat as you are. I don't keep up with all the street shitting bylines
1 Impermanence8 2018-02-12
0/10
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2018-02-12
I don't think that word means what you think it means.
1 InspiringShitpost 2018-02-12
Designated pissing alleys.
1 high_side 2018-02-12
Yeah but greentext is always bullshit.
1 allendrio 2018-02-12
usually but never underestimate a daddy worshippers capacity for autism
1 high_side 2018-02-12
Yeah it was obvious from the fact that they were in a social environment.
1 grungebot5000 2018-02-12
“good job, buddy”
1 eva_unit_hung 2018-02-12
go ahead and pretend it wasn't the most alpha thing to do in that situation
the rest of us will be over here in Chad reality
1 i_screw_drones 2018-02-12
1 eva_unit_hung 2018-02-12
your entire post history is whining on /r/CringeAnarchy about the right-wing
so.... not sure why you want to play this game, but okay
1 -Poison_Ivy- 2018-02-12
He's still more alpha tbqh
1 eva_unit_hung 2018-02-12
you are the opposite of an authority on the subject
1 Pablopubes 2018-02-12
The only subject I'd care to listen to you about is what it's like to be a virgin.
1 -Poison_Ivy- 2018-02-12
Nah I'm pretty qualified tbh fam
1 j1l1l1 2018-02-12
Expert checking in. The other guy is more alpha than you, by a factor of approximately 47.326. Can't argue with science.
1 BellyCrawler 2018-02-12
Yeah, well most parents don't charge rent to their own children. If they did, you'd be homeless and getting your bussy expanded daily.
1 i_screw_drones 2018-02-12
You mean like Trump's balls in your mouth 🤔
1 morerokk 2018-02-12
I took a look at yours, and holy shit. You are obsessed with CringeAnarchy, you post there all the time.
1 uniqueguy263 2018-02-12
Anyone who says Chad and isn’t talking about some guy named Chad is a total loser
1 eva_unit_hung 2018-02-12
found the Melvin
1 high_side 2018-02-12
Found the Charlotte.
1 MG87 2018-02-12
Being a pussy makes you an alpha now?
1 EagleClaw123 2018-02-12
he's not a real repub we respect privite property, probably lyin to just make us look bad is al. communist.
1 thesnakeinthegarden 2018-02-12
Then, immediately afterwards, talking about how people shitting in the street is the fault of cultural appropriation. its such an immediate action to immediately mark yourself as fucking stupid on the sub that it feels like cheating making fun of them. Like going to the zoo and smacking the glass and slapping.
But not exactly like a zoo... is there a place where you go to see the animals that you want to die?
1 grungebot5000 2018-02-12
literally the year 20XX
still using urinals
1 GuillotinesNOW 2018-02-12
Urinals are oppressive patriarchal culture.
I sit down to urinate in solidarity with wymin.
1 grungebot5000 2018-02-12
i use shower stalls exclusively
1 siskonaut 2018-02-12
Lmao @ everyone who doesn't use adult diapers. By the time you've finished getting toilet herpes I'm already finished 3 more shitposts.
1 LadyVetinari 2018-02-12
The virgin adult diaper vs. The Chad piss bottles
Lol got gud scrub
1 TheModsAreGayNazis 2018-02-12
Chad is supposed to be superior and only Romanians use piss bottles.
1 InspiringShitpost 2018-02-12
i piss in the sink exclusively
1 GuillotinesNOW 2018-02-12
Literally just admitted to being a floor-pissing mongoloid. Next he'll be talking about his designated shitting street.
1 GARBAGE_MACHINE 2018-02-12
Imagine being retarded enough to think this is a believable story.
1 kidgurry 2018-02-12
He left out the part about how a supermodel in a Budweiser bikini whispered in his ear that since her feminized liberal husband can't satisfy her he could grab her by the pussy whenever he wanted. That's my favorite part.
1 kane4life4ever 2018-02-12
No the best part is when they held him down and blasted that bussy.
1 d4ddyd54m4 2018-02-12
Keep going i’m almost there
1 high_side 2018-02-12
This is what t_d poster thinks human interaction is like.
1 westofthetracks 2018-02-12
"whispered shit to each other" is a weird way to spell "mocked me openly"
1 southmouthneutral 2018-02-12
gets propositioned by 2 sailors in the men's bathroom
too autistic to pick up the hint
acoasted by a homeless man desperate for attention
tard walks in the middle of lower manhattan
"yeah, everyone is def talking about my gay hat"
1 GIANT_BLEEDING_ANUS 2018-02-12
You can't go a day without seeing a new monstrosity in NYC yet this dumbo thinks he's brave for wearing a red hat.
1 cimarafa 2018-02-12
Also, since 90% of people in Manhattan aren’t local they’d just assume you were some redneck tourist anyway.
1 celocanth13 2018-02-12
Same here in DC, maga hats just mean that middle school trip season has started again.
1 TheModsAreGayNazis 2018-02-12
MAGA is just short for Make America Great Again.
1 SueLightningsPenis 2018-02-12
"Nice hat, can I take a photo of you pissing? I'm a veteran btw"
1 geraldo42 2018-02-12
Is this true /u/LeftyFearsLeftyTears? Did you make that entire story up? You wouldn't do a thing like that would you? Go on the internet and lie.
1 DIsForDelusion 2018-02-12
It happened. I live in NYC and totally heard about this guy with the red hat. Crazy stuff, people in this little town are divided and bewildered by the bravery/audacity of this young gentleman. I clapped.
1 UnluckyImp22 2018-02-12
That older guy's name? John McCain.
1 MG87 2018-02-12
/u/LeftyFearsLeftyTears, just admit that you were ass fucked in the bathroom
1 0xnull 2018-02-12
According to r/T_D, women's bathroom doors and men's bathroom doors are not interchangeable. These are the kinds of top minds we all need to be respecting.
1 TheButtholeOfBravery 2018-02-12
No! I’m not pissing in the floor cause I’m a belligerent drunk! I’m merely pissing on the floor to protect ❤️💞DADDY TRUMP💞❤️😍😍😍
1 high_side 2018-02-12
/u/Sheesh84 doesn't drink. That's like Rule 1 of TRP. Gotta go to bars and order water, if the bartender gives you shit, call her a cunt then run off to the men's room to get ass fucked so hard people whisper and giggle about how you're walking.
1 MG87 2018-02-12
It sounds like /u/Sheesh84's buddy is a pussy
1 MoshMuth 2018-02-12
You think they'd be down with wish fulfillment