Welp, you're retarded

House mice have the shortest gestation period of any placental mammal.

WHAT?!?!?

Now youre going to be here even more now???

Fuck sakes

What did you do this time?

Oh you!

Oh dear! At least you got your reddit privileges back.

C'mon Ed, 3 different forums...wyd?

Show us the last 5 posts you made on there

Does getting banned there delete your posts too? That's dumb

I was making sure that was the joke and not just a broken link, bc we're all autists

Doubtful

vlc

utorrent

wtf is this 2009

Is there anything more autistic than knowing or caring about power consumption of video players?

I thought that's what this subreddit was for

I thought you said you didn't do anything to get banned?

Jesus fucking Christ, Ed, I choose my video player based on actual fucking decoder quality and I thought that was pushing the autismal boundary.

Power efficiency? You can plug it into the fucking wall, you know.

killing the portability of a laptop

It’s a power cable, not a fucking ship’s anchor, man.

What sort of third-world conditions must you be experiencing that you can’t juice a damn laptop?

I’ll get right on to jamming a power cable up my ass, though. Anything for the best drama poster.

I’ll give it a shot. I’ve been using MPC-HC with CCCP for several years now, so it’s a pain into the ass to move over, but I don’t have any particular love for it. And MPC doesn’t support frame-by-frame tracking, which bites.

If only you could charge your laptop with unchecked autism, you'd not need to use VLC

I don't know if this is pro or anti commie, because I've seen rusposts like this that go both ways

Why the fuck would you use CCCP when you could just use the LAV Filters?

CCCP doesn't even include MadVR.

Lol people are still having these discussions that were fleshed out years ago.

https://photovault.com/data/comps/HHP/HHPV01P09_10.jpg

here's a sexy selfie - dont assume my power supply you fucking idiot

thanks i work out a lot

Too far ☹️

He's worried about his porn addiction's contribution to his overall carbon footprint.

downloading porn

are you folks the type who pretend like the internet's actually gonna go down one day

the hub bby

just bc they don’t allow it doesn’t mean it’s not there

discussing video players that aren't Netflix.com or Hulu.com

Yes

Some of us routinely spend weeks or months out in the woods with no internet service and need a varied and complete spank bank

this but I don't think you meant it unironically

/r/vandwellers, nigga.

but i live in a house

My house has 4 wheels and no place to poop. Who really is better off? I thought so smart guy

but i live in a house

Is having over a terabyte of saved porn weird?

I choose my video player based on whether it comes with Windows or not. Power efficiency sounds like a better metric tho, battery life is annoying

reeeee

What's a good, simplistic video player that isn't VLC?

MPC-HC is a good no-bullshit player. It handles most codecs with CCCP (a codec pack through which you install it, google it), and doesn’t throw a lot of shit at you beyond play and pause buttons.

Lol at not uploading the files directly to your brain 😂

What year is it, 2038?!

Lol women don't have brains you dingus, they run solely on estrogen and the souls of men.

Please show proof women have brains, I'll wait 😴

That proves nothing boyo, find me a roastie and crack her head open so we can see for ourselves.

I bet you'll find nothing but used tampons and dried jizz in there.

I've personally had the pleasure to work wank on female cadavers

I bet

Jews are fucking disgusting!!

This but unironically

Eddy I want to personally apologize on behalf of /u/jasonjewnova, the micks never developed medical sciences, or the concept of "organs." They think blood is internal sweat.

It's frustrating, but please be patient with him, it's just a cultural thing 😘

Honey I know you have a brain, even if it is the size of a squirrels 🐿

Also at least we have the decency not to bathe in our front yards you goddang hillbilly 😤

Wait, you guys bathe?! You're more advanced than I thought honeypie 😚

Yeah we go down to the local watering hole once a month

Not me tho, I'm building up my musk for yew 🦍💕

uTorrent is still the best looking Torrent client and the most stable for me.

qBitTorrent is the best I've tried. I lkeep BitTorrent to test the connection & port forwarding, but use qBitTorrent for the actual torrents. For me, uTorrent has probably been responsible for more BSODs than any other program.

uTorrent had viruses last time I checked

I unchecked all the boxes, it still slowed down my computer substantially and weird shit happened.

There were a lot of reports of it being installed without that screen. Pretty sure they "accidentally forgot" to show it

I mean uTorrent is notorious for doing sketchy shit, there are tons of other examples and Deluge/qBit/whatever have similarly good interfaces. That's pretty much it.

👍

uTorrent 2.4 is the most heavily used on private trackers iirc

VLC still plays some shit that SMPlayer cannot. What do you use?

SMplayer is literally just a gui. It can't play anything.

It's built on MPlayer and uses media coreds, blablabla. You know what I meant. I was just too lazy to fuck around with codecs so I downloaded VLC for this esoteric compression format.

Yeah but I wanted to ree at you

wtf man

sorry

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Is this the product of a Markov chain bot, or a legitimate schizophrenic? It's getting hard to tell these days.

The BLACK man is the epitome of male dominance and masculinity.

Let's start by looking at his body. His body is large. His domineering size makes his presence known without him even needing to point himself out. He is muscular, as a result of his high levels of testosterone. This gives him the appearance of health and strength. He is then covered by his dark skin. This dark skin reminds us of his ruggedness, a feature that developed due to being exposed to the scorching sun of africa, made to withstand such an extreme condition. It also has a psychological effect on the observer. The dark skin reminds us of our dark, deep desires that emerge from our primal subconscious past.

The BLACK man's demeanor is one of alphaness. He is dominant, assertive, and can be explosively aggressive. His behaviour strikes fear into the more timid, cowardly races of man(??*?? dogs)

The summit of expression of his masculinity on his body is his penis. The BLACK penis is largest of all the races. As the penis is the penultimate symbol of manhood, this alone would suffice to make the BLACK man the most masculine of men. This large penis is able fulfill the desire of the neediest of women, being able to more than fill all the recesses of the vagina. Its length ensures that when it ejaculates, the potent african seed will immediately enter the womb of the woman the BLACK man impregnates.

In total, the BLACK man expresses this masculinity in a most exemplary manner in bed. When he fucks, he unleashes the entirety of his lusts and desires upon his partner without any restraint.

All this is the reason why the BLACK man is the epitome of masculinity.

It stands to reason that the forensic evidence of superiority would first manifest in cellular DNA, which is the BLUEPRINT of every life form. THOUGHTS initiate at the cellular level. Therefore, it is in the Cellular DNA we look for the SOURCE of a problem or solution.

Given that Black women (XX) are the first conscious life forms to appear on this CARBON planet that travels in 3rd orbit of a BLACK SUN...many, MANY ages ago, how are you able to intellectualize the superiority of white women over Black women? If you're so OBSERVANT, please identify any facts in eternal nature that validates the superiority of white women over Black women.

Can you explain how the Caucasoid female, the mother of the HUMAN APES (Type A/B/AB | Type A=Chimpanzee | Type B=Gorilla) is superior when she was formed through a violent mutation of the mitochondrial DNA sourced within the BIOLOGY of the INDIGENOUS Black woman???

How is a BY-PRODUCT superior to its ORIGINAL??? Only in Caucasian logic.

If there was a catastrophe that wiped out ALL of the world's population, Black OVARY-occupants, original XX Queens of a CARBON Black Universe, would re-appear!!!

The INDIGENOUS Black woman was first to invoke CREATIVE INTELLIGENCE and demonstrate through her own biology/physiology how energy (carbon magnetic waves) forms matter (electrical particles). According to AfRAkan records, Black women were the FIRST high priestesses, physicists, astronomers, scientists, chemists, Ma'athematicians and are responsible for our culture of PURE NATURAL NUMBERS and the technologies we enjoy today!

If you are a lice-prone straight-haired mutant genetic recessive with Type A/B/AB ape-protocol blood and your ancestors were cave dwellers in Asia with alabaster skin, flat buttocks, tails and body fur, you are a SIMIAN! Your greatest grandmother was an APE!

Type A = Chimpanzee Type B = Gorilla

Cellular DNA and blood types don't lie...

As indigenous origins our genes are non-recessive, completely coded and biologically efficient, by default.

Those with permanent gene defections aka recessive DNA are not completely coded and biologically inefficient. This has been documented extensively in medical journals and science periodicals. Gene defections among the HUMANS--the APE BLOODS--is what drives research and development.

Indigenous Blacks are the predecessors of the HUMAN RACE whose members are genetically hybridized with APE PROTOCOL BLOOD CODES A/B/AB (Type A = Chimpanzee | Type B = Gorilla).

Indigenous origins are AUTOCHTHONS whose genetics are non-recessive and PRIME BASE and are the TRUE OWNERS of Type O or Zero blood.

As the genetic parent of red, brown, yellow and white peoples, autochthons are SUPPOSED to be BLACK.

We are NOT derivatives. We are PRIME BASE.

Recessive Caucasoid groups (from Asia) delude themselves by thinking they are THE prototype for conscious life forms. There is no accountability for their criminal pathology through which they espouse WHITE HEGEMONY.

It is NOT a coincident that BLACKS are nature's representatives. Nature is encoded throughout our entire physiology. If you want to know and understand how the universe functions, we possess the codes within our cells. No other race has them.

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Ed is a pretty cool guy tbh

I am unironically being unironic

IT MEANS I MEANT IT MAN

😚 I'm sorry 😙

How the fuck do you get banned from the VLC forums? What retarded thing did you do?

You spouted some autistic nonsense didn't you.

Stop leeching your internet service and get a job Ed.

I am genuinely interested in the answer, ed.

No one believes you Ed. What you do?

But ed...

I'm pretty sure you don't get banned as a matter of course there.

Have you tried asking the mods what you did?

Do you go through a proxy or TOR node? That might be it. I'd ban on firdt sight. Because fuck nerds lol

AWWWWW

Cheer up ED and remember, you are better than all of those maggots.

Here's a picture of a rabbit I found 4 U.

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/Lv4SQy_9VLI/maxresdefault.jpg

Aw. I got banned from pics today too so hey, don't feel too bad I guess.

Crude joke on a crude thread. Sometimes I forget most of Reddit survives solely on pearl clutching and fainting couches.

https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7x0u3q/a_float_in_a_german_parade/du4ydmf/

Spot on though

Is it permanent?

Yup, muted in mod mail with a "the president is privileged refugees aren't so you're bigoted" reply.

what do you even talk about there

"boy i'm sure glad we can play .MOV now"

"how do i get my screencap filenames to use frame number instead of HH:MM:SS"

must be boring as shit, how could you even be banned

One of the reasons i prefer MPC-HC.

Preach 🤗. Love MPC-HC but after being on Windows 10 it crashes on me when playing vids. So I'm forced into VLC.

lmaooo i googled this today!! But what i really want is for VLC to inculde the file name in the screenshot instead of vlcsnap-

Go to Tools > Preferences > Video, then in the "Prefix" field, replace vlcsnap- with $N.

Mplayer2 is better casual

Does anyone really care? This ain’t Facebook.

So you're saying you want to be banned from r/Drama? Cause I'm pretty sure that's the point of this post. You asking to be banned from r/Drama.

do it

do it or ur gay

But...but I am gay. I'm so confused!

then you have to do it

/u/Joan_Wayne_Gacy is hogging the special gay mod button, I'll need to wait for him to get distracted by some dick. Shouldn't take long.

I'm taking like 5 dicks at this very second and I am still moderating at 100%.

You truly live a rich and full life.

Do it or you don't get to be gay anymore. Gussy 4 lyfe.

ban /u/ed_butteredtoast

yes pls

number 4, with extra pickles coming right up

Define long time

You'll yield to my dick though

Dew it

Does VLC have chromecast support yet?

No, only beta-ish. It doesn't work reliably.

Ah well, UMS + LocalCast will still have to do the thing they do.

Chromecast sucks. Plex + roku

I'm mildly impressed that you pulled this off... Pm me

I feel like you posted this several days ago.