😏😏I recall my first time with a condom🍆🍆💦💦💦, I was 16 😳😳or so. I went in to buy💵💵 a packet of condoms🍆🍆 at the pharmacy. There was this 😍😍beautiful woman assistant🙋🏻🙋🏻🙋🏻 behind the counter, and she could see that I was new at it😳😳😳. She handed me the package😮😮 and asked if I knew how to wear one😳😳. I honestly answered, ‘No, this is my first time.’😞😞😞 So she unwrapped the package😲😲😲, took one out and slipped it over her thumb😮😮. She cautioned me to make sure it was on tight and secure😯😯💪🏼💪🏼. She single with her hands the steps to do it.👉🏻👉🏻👌🏻👌🏻🍆🍆 I apparently still looked confused😵😵😵. So, she looked all around 👀👀the store to see if it was empty. It was empty.😅😅 ‘Just a minute,’ she said, and walked🚶🏻🚶🏻 to the door🚪🚪, and locked it🔑🔑. Taking my hand 👫, she led me into the back room⛪⛪, unbuttoned her blouse and removed it. She unhooked her bra😍😍😍 and laid it aside😏😏. ‘Do these excite you?’ She asked.😳😳 Well, I was so dumb-struck that all I could do was nod my head😊😊. She then said it was time to slip the condom on😍😲. As I was slipping it on🍆🍆🍆, she dropped her skirt👗👗, removed her panties 👙👙👙and lay down on a desk💼💼💻💺💺. ‘Well, come on’, she said, ‘We don’t have much time.’😍😍😘😘 So I climbed on her😩😩😩. It was so wonderful😘😚😚, that unfortunately, I could no longer hold back😫😫😤😤 and KAPOWWWWWWWW😩😫🍆🍆💦💦, I was done within a few moments.😥😥😥😩😩 She looked at me with a bit of a frown😛😛😛. ‘Did you put that condom on?’😰😰😰 she asked. I said, ‘I sure did,’😉😉😏😏 and held up my thumb to show her.👍🏼👍🏼🍆🍆😘 She fainted.”😱😱😲😲💤💤💀
Genes can backfire even with two very healthy parents. But more importantly, who's gonna care for these super babies?? Don't expect olympics talent from a foster home children or orphanages lol.
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1 in_hazmat_suit 2018-02-13
😏😏I recall my first time with a condom🍆🍆💦💦💦, I was 16 😳😳or so. I went in to buy💵💵 a packet of condoms🍆🍆 at the pharmacy. There was this 😍😍beautiful woman assistant🙋🏻🙋🏻🙋🏻 behind the counter, and she could see that I was new at it😳😳😳. She handed me the package😮😮 and asked if I knew how to wear one😳😳. I honestly answered, ‘No, this is my first time.’😞😞😞 So she unwrapped the package😲😲😲, took one out and slipped it over her thumb😮😮. She cautioned me to make sure it was on tight and secure😯😯💪🏼💪🏼. She single with her hands the steps to do it.👉🏻👉🏻👌🏻👌🏻🍆🍆 I apparently still looked confused😵😵😵. So, she looked all around 👀👀the store to see if it was empty. It was empty.😅😅 ‘Just a minute,’ she said, and walked🚶🏻🚶🏻 to the door🚪🚪, and locked it🔑🔑. Taking my hand 👫, she led me into the back room⛪⛪, unbuttoned her blouse and removed it. She unhooked her bra😍😍😍 and laid it aside😏😏. ‘Do these excite you?’ She asked.😳😳 Well, I was so dumb-struck that all I could do was nod my head😊😊. She then said it was time to slip the condom on😍😲. As I was slipping it on🍆🍆🍆, she dropped her skirt👗👗, removed her panties 👙👙👙and lay down on a desk💼💼💻💺💺. ‘Well, come on’, she said, ‘We don’t have much time.’😍😍😘😘 So I climbed on her😩😩😩. It was so wonderful😘😚😚, that unfortunately, I could no longer hold back😫😫😤😤 and KAPOWWWWWWWW😩😫🍆🍆💦💦, I was done within a few moments.😥😥😥😩😩 She looked at me with a bit of a frown😛😛😛. ‘Did you put that condom on?’😰😰😰 she asked. I said, ‘I sure did,’😉😉😏😏 and held up my thumb to show her.👍🏼👍🏼🍆🍆😘 She fainted.”😱😱😲😲💤💤💀
1 Lawgustmarck 2018-02-13
I’m ashamed to admit I read that entire thing.
1 in_hazmat_suit 2018-02-13
It's a beautiful tale of young love😉
1 ineedmorealts 2018-02-13
I'm proud to admit I was aroused by it
1 froibo 2018-02-13
Why do they give out condoms? We should be harvesting their super babies.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-02-13
Genes can backfire even with two very healthy parents. But more importantly, who's gonna care for these super babies?? Don't expect olympics talent from a foster home children or orphanages lol.
1 froibo 2018-02-13
Put them in a ball pit with baby food at the bottom. Only the strong will survive.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-02-13
Say whatever you want but I unironically agree /u/contrabardus. The world could've gone without any "reporting" for that "article" but here we are!!
1 ProMeleePlayer 2018-02-13
Young people having fun makes me feel depressed too tbh. Why can't they be miserable like a normal person?
1 incineratechicken 2018-02-13
~t. Reddit
1 EagleClaw123 2018-02-13
dont use em they feel wierd