It's shit like this that makes my life worse as a Eurasian because even if you look amazing you're still a subhuman because Asian women happily marry guys who look like they've been in industrial accidents over an Asian guy. It makes Asian looking males look like the worst fucking losers on earth. The guy is absolutely offensive to look at. Like his face literally makes my stomach churl because he's so ugly. I'd even be mad if he had a white girlfriend People feel they have the liberty to say of course your dad is white. Because white guys see shit like this where some fucking quasimodo looking freak can get Asian girls and they use it as ammo as to how shittyy asian guys are...
My Nana 👵 is still a looker 👀😜, even at eighty 💪. Whenever I bathe 💦 her in the driveway, I'm always impressed😲 by her sinewy physique. I'll be like "Nana you're ripped bro" 💪💪😁😁 and she'll be like😪😪 "nothing but clean living and good genes"😜👌 then I'll be like "clean living? 😮😮You ain't been sober 😂😂 an entire day since Nixon was still on the teet"😂😂😮 and she'll be like "you'd drink too if you had such a shitty family" 😤😤😂😂😁 and I'll be like "maybe if you didn't have so much side wang😠😜 pop-pop wouldn't have moved to Reno"😁 and she'll be like "he moved to Reno because Schenectady was getting overrun with Mexicans" and I'll be like 😱😨"Nana that's racist"😲😤😤 then she'll say "then why don't you move there." 😑😕 This goes on until I'm done hosing 💦💦😪 her off, at which point I take her back inside🏠, but her in front of a TV playing Diagnosis: Murder reruns, and give her a box of wine 🍷🍷 with a straw. Old people need the routine 😂😂.
it's terrible. your wife gets fat, the back and legs go out, you resort to drinking all day just to get by. the kidneys start to go but you ignore the squeezing pain on your back. when is the right time to pull the trigger and just end it? maybe 68
Since when serving the US airforce means that you give glory to god?
Also, I've been converting a lot fo my christian friends to Islam, so I'd say that's a pretty good achievement for me!
boomers get way too invested in any sort of political shit but thats how they were raised really
its like all the ones that think you have to support israel as an american but cant actually tell you why, or all the old women that thought hillary was something special
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1 SnapshillBot 2018-02-14
It's shit like this that makes my life worse as a Eurasian because even if you look amazing you're still a subhuman because Asian women happily marry guys who look like they've been in industrial accidents over an Asian guy. It makes Asian looking males look like the worst fucking losers on earth. The guy is absolutely offensive to look at. Like his face literally makes my stomach churl because he's so ugly. I'd even be mad if he had a white girlfriend People feel they have the liberty to say of course your dad is white. Because white guys see shit like this where some fucking quasimodo looking freak can get Asian girls and they use it as ammo as to how shittyy asian guys are...
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1 Lawgustmarck 2018-02-14
I’m on my cell but what exactly is CBTS? Christian Broadcasting Television Syndicate?
1 IqtaKadabra 2018-02-14
calm before the storm
some retarded boomer /pol/ shit
1 herestoeuclid 2018-02-14
Oh man. Only thing that pisses off reddit more than pol is boomers.
invest
1 Jukk 2018-02-14
Getting on dat CBTSCoin
1 Lawgustmarck 2018-02-14
Boomer....pol.....
Hm. This sounds ominous.
1 LightUmbra 2018-02-14
Cock and Ball Torture Society
1 in_hazmat_suit 2018-02-14
My Nana 👵 is still a looker 👀😜, even at eighty 💪. Whenever I bathe 💦 her in the driveway, I'm always impressed😲 by her sinewy physique. I'll be like "Nana you're ripped bro" 💪💪😁😁 and she'll be like😪😪 "nothing but clean living and good genes"😜👌 then I'll be like "clean living? 😮😮You ain't been sober 😂😂 an entire day since Nixon was still on the teet"😂😂😮 and she'll be like "you'd drink too if you had such a shitty family" 😤😤😂😂😁 and I'll be like "maybe if you didn't have so much side wang😠😜 pop-pop wouldn't have moved to Reno"😁 and she'll be like "he moved to Reno because Schenectady was getting overrun with Mexicans" and I'll be like 😱😨"Nana that's racist"😲😤😤 then she'll say "then why don't you move there." 😑😕 This goes on until I'm done hosing 💦💦😪 her off, at which point I take her back inside🏠, but her in front of a TV playing Diagnosis: Murder reruns, and give her a box of wine 🍷🍷 with a straw. Old people need the routine 😂😂.
1 grungebot5000 2018-02-14
this is nice. reminds me of the farm
1 shredler 2018-02-14
That sub is full of people to make fun of. It's endless entertainment.
1 PM_ME_HAIRLESS_CATS 2018-02-14
This has put into me, the fear of growing old. 😭
1 CucksLoveTrump 2018-02-14
it's terrible. your wife gets fat, the back and legs go out, you resort to drinking all day just to get by. the kidneys start to go but you ignore the squeezing pain on your back. when is the right time to pull the trigger and just end it? maybe 68
1 ay_what_up2 2018-02-14
maybe now
1 RenegadeJoeson 2018-02-14
Early 50s. You are far past when you should have ended it.
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1 IqtaKadabra 2018-02-14
u/WilliamAytchMacy u/bluntismo stop fighting and start trolling
1 WilliamAytchMacy 2018-02-14
you're not my dad don't tell me what to do
1 IqtaKadabra 2018-02-14
Don't listen to that metal, son
1 CATS_in_a_car 2018-02-14
Oh gods, now I'm imagining my dad on that getting even crazier than he already is. No wonder he is getting more and more unstable.
1 westofthetracks 2018-02-14
further evidence that medical innovation was a mistake
1 ATissu 2018-02-14
Wtf does being in the airforce has to do with his age?
Americans are fucking retarded holy shit imagine being in the army for a few years defining your whole life
1 IqtaKadabra 2018-02-14
ping him, I ducking dare you
quack.
1 ATissu 2018-02-14
I fricking did it
1 IqtaKadabra 2018-02-14
now you're one step closer to being a power user
1 StezzerLolz 2018-02-14
i feel like you've misunderstand literally everything
1 IqtaKadabra 2018-02-14
I am a god
1 YHVHREP511 2018-02-14
Because I wanted to put in in there-Defining my whole and having manners I give the glory to God. What have done with your life?
1 Shiwanshu1 2018-02-14
Don't listen to assholes man, just do your own thing be awesome and keep yourself safe
1 ATissu 2018-02-14
Since when serving the US airforce means that you give glory to god? Also, I've been converting a lot fo my christian friends to Islam, so I'd say that's a pretty good achievement for me!
1 KateUptonsCumback 2018-02-14
God fucks children
1 grungebot5000 2018-02-14
calling bullshit on this one, no septuagenarian types that coherently
i spelled that word correctly on my first try, and i’m really proud of myself
1 IqtaKadabra 2018-02-14
yeah but what about part 4 joseph
1 grungebot5000 2018-02-14
that’s more like it
1 shredler 2018-02-14
Funny thing about that, it took him 3 hours to type that out and proofread it until he got it right.
1 captainpriapism 2018-02-14
who doesnt want ribs
1 grungebot5000 2018-02-14
exactly. it makes TOO much sense.
1 MinorityFragility 2018-02-14
Boomers are the worst.
1 captainpriapism 2018-02-14
boomers get way too invested in any sort of political shit but thats how they were raised really
its like all the ones that think you have to support israel as an american but cant actually tell you why, or all the old women that thought hillary was something special
1 Straightest_Guy_Ever 2018-02-14
/u/JoanOfArk77 you didn't build shit.