/u/IvankaTrumpIsMyWaifu why and when were you demodded from The_Dumbfucks?

48  2018-02-15 by CulpableMayocide

Here you are on the last archived moderators page under your alt /u/IanPatrick1966, 5 Feb 2018:

http://archive.is/Uk9At

And here you are gone:

https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/about/moderators

I'd like your side of the sordid affair that led to your demodding, please. Share with the class.

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Non ironically?

>be me

>get busy with new responsibilities at work

>(apparently) misunderstand core reddit functionality, think only 30 people can mod a sub at a time

>tell the fellow mods I have to step down as I don't have time to spend modding

Non ironically?

>be me

>get busy with new responsibilities at work

>(apparently) misunderstand core reddit functionality, think only 30 people can mod a sub at a time

>tell the fellow mods I have to step down as I don't have time to spend modding

LOL

That's not what I heard.

SPILL IT THEN.

It seems they somehow found out he is a self-hating Jew and "shoahed" him.

It's literally the only thing you're not allowed to do in t_d, criticize Jews in any way shape or form. The mods are kosher as fuck so this is believable.

Slightly less kosher now.

Fitting given how much Daddy likes to kiss Israel's feet.

Yeah, I attribute it to a lifetime of work in the NY real estate business and his daughter getting shmeared.

I do enjoy woke takes from 56%ers on MDE.

It's now considered "woke" to say American politicians kiss Israel's ass?

the only thing you're not allowed to do in t_d, criticize Jews in any way, shape or form

OY VEY

I remember this thread that might or might not have been linked here a while ago, it was a post on /r/The_Donald which, at first glance, seemed to be pictures of a bunch of black people on one side, and white people on the other (they seemed to be public figures), with the title along the lines of "Spot the difference". It turned out that all the (((white people))) were actually Jewish, and the thread was locked and partially nuked. Does anyone remember it or have a link to it?

Nah, I can confirm that we had a discussion about that in which he appeared to say inexplicably retarded shit (much more so than usual I mean) until it finally came out that he was under that misconception.

/u/IvankaTrumpIsMyWaifu you owe me a blowie for whiteknigthing you.

I'm not reading all that shit.. Let's just go with the jew thing.

Congrats on getting fryer duties. You'll make assistant to the assistant of the nighttime assistant manager in no time.

It was better before the edit, frankly

DON'T JUDGE ME KTHX

get busy with new responsibilities at work

Congrats on getting fryer duties. You'll make assistant to the assistant of the nighttime assistant manager in no time.

Running a fryer is dangerous work, and not suitable for everyone. He's needed for more important work anyway. Only a savvy idiot idiot savant of /u/IanPatrick1966's caliber is capable of auditing the condiment packets, to ensure the cases have each and every packet that was paid for.

After a few more weeks of not-so-secret handjobs, I'm sure that promotion to deputy assistant to the overnight shift manager has gotta happen sooner or later.

>taco bell gets fries

>I get more work responsibilities

D O X X E D

Would be surprised if I played a hand, he said a naughty word here

ruh roh indeed!

/u/ivankatrumpismywaifu, as your fellow daddy dicker /u/Oh_hamburgers_ pointed out, The_Dementia likes to maintain an air of respectability and soberly productive discourse. I think the Jew thing may have just been an excuse to get rid of a loose cannon.

I'm just glad I never trusted you faggots in the chat, dunno what could possibly make waifu think he could.

What chat? You mean the doctored screen shot that they made to pretend I said a naughty word? Who really cares.

Sure let's go with that.

Lmao you know it true

This isn't drama.

Get this shit out of here fuck boy

Anything can be drama if you try hard enough.

I tried and there's no drama in this.

NEXT

ur just mad one of your waifu mods is gross.

NEXT

First of all, who the fuck says waifu. That's embarrassing and those who say it seriously should be jailed for being a massive fucking moron.

Also, # #NOTMYMOD

shhhh. hush now bby. itll be okay.

Hey JOAN!! 😍😍

Oh no a....

NORMIE!

IKR? Updoot the shit out of him so he comes back!

They invade and then act like they own this placement FUCK MAYOS

64% upvoted

Someone is upset.

are you suggesting some sort of brigade is taking place?

I haven't seen a sticky this downvoted since /u/masterlawlz

And he's still too uppity.

I would never suggest that the T_D would break sitewide rules. TD and CTH are the most rule-abiding subs that we have.

is that attention whore on their mod list doing cam videos yet?

that attention whore

which one?

Some dumb bitch lali something. She came in here trying to tell me the fact some other idiot doofus mod modding bigger subs than the joke ones I mod means he's doing better in life than me. They dont send their best.