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Emojis 😄 are ✋for normies👺👹🇰🇵! Do not fucking👫 insert a cancerous🏥🏥 looking👀👀 face👱 into texts📱! You're 👋probably standing🚶 there with a straight face 😐😐😐😐anyway, and otherwise, explain your emotion in words📕📗📙📘, or use a emoticon. But not👎👎👎👎 an emojis😎😆😑😅😜😇😟😁!!!! this is cancerous🏥🏥!!!! all of you fucking normies😀😀😀 on my fucking 💩posts💩 with so many fucking emojis👺. it doesnt make sense💯. it's not cute🐸, it's not adorable🌚, just fucking cancerous🏥🏥!!!! especially when you use more➕ than 1️⃣ since when can you have several 3️⃣face expressions😀😄😊😌😚🤓 at the same time⏱⏱? you can't👎. so don't🖐 . your face😀 never looks like those emojis 💯💯👌👌anyways. so WHYYYYYYYYYY!!!!! ❗️❗️❓you people make me want to KILL🔫 MYYSEELLFFFF😀!!!!! this world 🌅🌄🏜🏖⛲️🗻🏔⛰is officially over with👌💯👎!!!!!
I had to check and make sure this was about Gates. It's entirely possible that he could have one of his underlings flipped in the morning and another that same night.
No, stop! Clearly this is all a (((false flag))) and Daddy did literally nothing wrong! No collusion! He even told us that Comey told him three times that he wasn't under investigation, so clearly that means he isn't! Case closed!
No, stop! Clearly this is all a (((false flag))) and Daddy did literally nothing wrong! No collusion! He even told us that Comey told him three times that he wasn't under investigation, so clearly that means he isn't! Case closed!
The investigation will turn up with nothing substantial and Trump won't be impeached. If he is impeached in the future please remember to come back and call me a retard. I will also do the same to myself if I'm wrong.
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1 alternate-source-bot 2018-02-16
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1 Sesek3 2018-02-16
This bot is a true patriot 🇺🇸
1 snallygaster 2018-02-16
😍
1 Assy-McGee 2018-02-16
snally confirmed for yet another /u/ed_butteredtoast alt
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-02-16
And how is that a problem young man? 🤔
1 Assy-McGee 2018-02-16
before I wanted /u/snallygaster to fart in my face, but now that I know she's your alt I don't want anything to do with you
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-02-16
If /u/snallygaster is indeed my alt then you'll see a comment in reply to this that will have the text:
🍆✊💋💦👅😛😋
1 snallygaster 2018-02-16
🍑☝️🤮❄️👁️🤪😆
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-02-16
Boo 😒
You're supposed to be my alt.
1 snallygaster 2018-02-16
🙅I🙅just🙅🤷🚫don't🚫want😫😩😘Daddy!😍❤️🍆💦to💦come💦💦to🚫harm🚫🔪🔫👨⚖️
1 Assy-McGee 2018-02-16
you are dead to me
1 in_hazmat_suit 2018-02-16
Emojis 😄 are ✋for normies👺👹🇰🇵! Do not fucking👫 insert a cancerous🏥🏥 looking👀👀 face👱 into texts📱! You're 👋probably standing🚶 there with a straight face 😐😐😐😐anyway, and otherwise, explain your emotion in words📕📗📙📘, or use a emoticon. But not👎👎👎👎 an emojis😎😆😑😅😜😇😟😁!!!! this is cancerous🏥🏥!!!! all of you fucking normies😀😀😀 on my fucking 💩posts💩 with so many fucking emojis👺. it doesnt make sense💯. it's not cute🐸, it's not adorable🌚, just fucking cancerous🏥🏥!!!! especially when you use more➕ than 1️⃣ since when can you have several 3️⃣face expressions😀😄😊😌😚🤓 at the same time⏱⏱? you can't👎. so don't🖐 . your face😀 never looks like those emojis 💯💯👌👌anyways. so WHYYYYYYYYYY!!!!! ❗️❗️❓you people make me want to KILL🔫 MYYSEELLFFFF😀!!!!! this world 🌅🌄🏜🏖⛲️🗻🏔⛰is officially over with👌💯👎!!!!!
1 likearasputin 2018-02-16
So I was right Ed was a women all along!
And a mod!
1 Eternal_Mr_Bones 2018-02-16
Kill me, I don't want to live anymore.
1 Nathan-Pocket 2018-02-16
Do it yourself, pussy.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-02-16
👏👏👏
1 snallygaster 2018-02-16
sorry, couldn't resist the easy karmagrab
1 Redactor0 2018-02-16
I had to check and make sure this was about Gates. It's entirely possible that he could have one of his underlings flipped in the morning and another that same night.
1 RickyTheSticky 2018-02-16
No, stop! Clearly this is all a (((false flag))) and Daddy did literally nothing wrong! No collusion! He even told us that Comey told him three times that he wasn't under investigation, so clearly that means he isn't! Case closed!
1 I_AM_THE_NOODLES 2018-02-16
No, stop! Clearly this is all a (((false flag))) and Daddy did literally nothing wrong! No collusion! He even told us that Comey told him three times that he wasn't under investigation, so clearly that means he isn't! Case closed!
1 Chicup 2018-02-16
I'm sure it will be as damning as flynn.
1 Crusader_1096 2018-02-16
The investigation will turn up with nothing substantial and Trump won't be impeached. If he is impeached in the future please remember to come back and call me a retard. I will also do the same to myself if I'm wrong.
1 DannyLee90 2018-02-16
RemindMe! 1 year "Call this ni🅱🅱a retarded"
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1 Crusader_1096 2018-02-16
Alright homie. You better pull through.