Welp. We've officially dropped the ball. Ed_ButteredToast is now a mod here. I'm deleting my account.

127  2018-02-16 by [deleted]

Bye.

108 comments

1  BloweyJoeyMumi 2018-02-16

Between this and the constant agenda posters, not sure whats left.

Ill keep being a fag though...so thats at least one constant.

1  Jukk 2018-02-16

Did you catch who OP was?

1  darth_stroyer 2018-02-16

whomst was it?

1  Jukk 2018-02-16

Probably noodles

1  Death_Trolley 2018-02-16

Please let it be lawlz

1  T_Dumbsford 2018-02-16

lel

1  ffbtaw 2018-02-16

He whomst'd've banned himself.

1  londonagain 2018-02-16

Ill keep being a fag though...so thats at least one constant.

tbh /u/ed_butteredtoast 's dislike of being pinged is the true fag here.

1  Ed_ButteredToast 2018-02-16

Dislike of being pinged? Wtf. I don't mind being pinged. I actually like it tbh

1  londonagain 2018-02-16

that's not what you told my alt /u/uniquestusername99 !!!

1  Ed_ButteredToast 2018-02-16

He's a moron if he actually told you that lololol

1  londonagain 2018-02-16

wat u mean

1  trecht 2018-02-16

Ed wtf

1  deere442 2018-02-16

> no more meanie pings

> anti-trumpers seriousposting hard and pretending "haha im just memeing guise

> trumpers being retarded in general, but more frequently

> the biggest 'agendapost when it's about trump but otherwise it's just a meme bro' fag gets modded

time for /r/drama2 bois πŸ˜”

1  Starship_Litterbox_B 2018-02-16

Being a trumpfag must be a lot like being a furry, persecution everywhere β›ͺπŸš”πŸš½

1  JumbledFun 2018-02-16

They really have such hard lives and they are degenerates so the comparison is apt

1  Ed_ButteredToast 2018-02-16

This but unironically

1  Strictlybutters 2018-02-16

How fast would drama 2 turn into some cringe anarchy faggotry without ed though?

1  VPEKD 2018-02-16

/u/spez you have 24 hours to delete this hate sub or else i too will delete my account

1  Ed_ButteredToast 2018-02-16

/u/spez you have 24 hours to delete this hate sub or else i too will delete my account

~ /u/VPEKD

No take backsies!!

1  VPEKD 2018-02-16

you're my property

1  Ed_ButteredToast 2018-02-16

Kinky! I love it ( Ν‘Β° ΝœΚ– ) Ν‘Β°

1  raspberrykraken 2018-02-16

Love me like you do, love me like you do. Love me like you do, love me like you do.

1  T_Dumbsford 2018-02-16

Hi

1  raspberrykraken 2018-02-16

Hey girl hey

1  T_Dumbsford 2018-02-16

Stop distinguishing your comments, it's like walking around with your dick hanging out.

1  Ed_ButteredToast 2018-02-16

dick hanging out

Oh boy!

stop

Not in this case tho. I'll shame him into deleting his account. No take backsies. I think I made that clear enough.

1  Ed_ButteredToast 2018-02-16

dick hanging out

Oh boy!

stop

Not in this case tho. I'll shame him into deleting his account. No take backsies. I think I made that clear enough.

1  T_Dumbsford 2018-02-16

sigh I suppose I have to invite you to r/Dumbsford now.

1  Ed_ButteredToast 2018-02-16

Yay? Yay!

1  sidshembekar 2018-02-16

Thanks for inviting me as well. 😊

1  Ed_ButteredToast 2018-02-16

user reports:

1: User has the personality of standup shots

Ouch!!

1  comebepc 2018-02-16

So what's wrong with that?

1  T_Dumbsford 2018-02-16

πŸ™„

1  Mr_Americas 2018-02-16

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1  Ed_ButteredToast 2018-02-16

F

1  SuperSashBros 2018-02-16

U forgot the 2 o's in oof

1  Homer00025 2018-02-16

U

1  Ed_ButteredToast 2018-02-16

C

1  T_Dumbsford 2018-02-16

K

1  Pepperglue 2018-02-16

Your ascension into modship made me believe that American Dream is real: every man can become a self-made retard if he puts enough effort in it.

1  Ed_ButteredToast 2018-02-16

This but unironically

1  doughboy011 2018-02-16

RESPECTS = PAYED

1  Thrillhouse825 2018-02-16

The madman actually did it.

1  fsdgfhk 2018-02-16

Who was it?

1  PM_ME_HAIRLESS_CATS 2018-02-16

Shark jumped

1  TheEquimanthorn 2018-02-16

Congrats Ed bb! πŸ˜˜πŸ€—πŸ‘πŸ‘Œ

1  likearasputin 2018-02-16

Mod u/in_hazmat_suit too, maybe even u/automatic_cuck!

1  in_hazmat_suit 2018-02-16

u/T_Dumbsford u/AnnArchist u/Snallygaster What say you?

1  likearasputin 2018-02-16

Hold on, I will try to bribe them with links to pictures with puppies.

1  T_Dumbsford 2018-02-16

D'awww

Sorry you'll need to bribe me with something a little stronger than a puppy pic tho

1  comebepc 2018-02-16

Will you accept bussy pics?

1  T_Dumbsford 2018-02-16

Dick pics or no deal

1  comebepc 2018-02-16

!redditdickpic

1  reddit-x-bot 2018-02-16

Here's your Reddit Dickpic, T_Dumbsford!

/u/T_Dumbsford has received dickpic 1 time. (given by /u/comebepc) info

1  comebepc 2018-02-16

Fuck

1  T_Dumbsford 2018-02-16

Good bot

1  AnnArchist 2018-02-16

k

1  in_hazmat_suit 2018-02-16

Still waiting πŸ˜‰

1  likearasputin 2018-02-16

It looks that my plan failed...sorry fam.

😭😭😭

1  in_hazmat_suit 2018-02-16

you tried your best😍! Alas, It was not to beπŸ˜”

1  snallygaster 2018-02-16

I hate big circlejerky mod teams so I don't mod anyone unless they're a huge sitewide rabble rouser and it's funny, sorry man nothing personnel

1  in_hazmat_suit 2018-02-16

πŸ˜”

1  T_Dumbsford 2018-02-16

Tfw a huge sitewide rabble rouser

1  automatic_cuck 2018-02-16

Mod u/in_hazmat_suit too, maybe even u/automatic_cuck!

😍😘😍😘😍😘😍😘😍😘😍😘😍😘😍😘😍😘😍😘

1  Walraven_van_Hall 2018-02-16

nobody kres about u

1  WeWuzKANG5 2018-02-16

Unironically, this sub has some of the most consistent thematic moderation I've seen in almost a decade on reddit. A decade in under several usernames and this is where I've settled...

1  T_Dumbsford 2018-02-16

Several usernames in a decade and this racist bullshit is the name you settled on?

1  WeWuzKANG5 2018-02-16

I never gave a username on a link aggregation site much importance.

1  T_Dumbsford 2018-02-16

Doesn't give hateful racist slurs much thought. Got it. Downvote away, champ.

1  WeWuzKANG5 2018-02-16

Doesn't give hateful racist slurs much thought.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

1  T_Dumbsford 2018-02-16

That's ok, kiddo. Let it all cry. Cry to momma dumbsford, I'll heat you up a poptart.

1  WeWuzKANG5 2018-02-16

Being intelligent and responsive in a tactful manner>calling someone kiddo because you can't handle humor and have to show minorities how on their side you are

1  T_Dumbsford 2018-02-16

>humor

1  WeWuzKANG5 2018-02-16

Good luck participation generation warrior, let me know how the revolution goes.

1  T_Dumbsford 2018-02-16

Will do, Skippy. Btw the right side of history bus left the station and you missed it.

1  WeWuzKANG5 2018-02-16

Yeah, with Obummers tranny wife driving right? Yeah I think I'll walk.

1  T_Dumbsford 2018-02-16

LOL! So finni guise. Lookit me be edgy and throw around teh slurrrrs!

1  WeWuzKANG5 2018-02-16

What slur? My name is ironically making fun of the "we was kings" nonsense, where exactly is the slur? I feel like I'm moments from being labeled a nazi! I thought this was a right wing crypto hate sub!

1  T_Dumbsford 2018-02-16

https://m.imgur.com/egDXB7N

1  WeWuzKANG5 2018-02-16

My god, I've been replying to someone who cant even do simple formatting.

1  T_Dumbsford 2018-02-16

It happens

1  KrustyKoonKrackers 2018-02-16

I love drama in /r/Drama.

1  T_Dumbsford 2018-02-16

It's the best kind of drama.

1  JamesRobotoMD 2018-02-16

participation generation

Are you dropping shitty baby boomer memes now you sad, old dork?

1  WeWuzKANG5 2018-02-16

I'm a millennial though.

1  JamesRobotoMD 2018-02-16

Jesus, it's worse than I thought.

1  WeWuzKANG5 2018-02-16

If only you knew how bad things really are.

1  in_hazmat_suit 2018-02-16

I'd actually like to have a poptart pls tyvmπŸ˜‹

1  T_Dumbsford 2018-02-16

Anything for you bb

1  Ed_ButteredToast 2018-02-16

Well it could've been worse, like /u/niggerpenis

1  T_Dumbsford 2018-02-16

Accept your invite your invite you fucking mong. /u/in_hazmatsuit us having a fit waiting for you.

1  Ed_ButteredToast 2018-02-16

DON'T SHOUT AT ME FOR BEING SLOW MMMKAY? 😑 GOD MADE ME THIS WAY πŸ˜”

1  in_hazmat_suit 2018-02-16

roodπŸ˜”

1  semiauto227 2018-02-16

Are we still doing this? Everybody gets it dude, you're edgy, now go read your comments and laugh quietly to yourself

1  WeWuzKANG5 2018-02-16

REEEEEEEEEEE

1  Pinksister 2018-02-16

lol A "das raaaaaciiist" in /r/drama. Nigga pls.

1  o11c 2018-02-16

Okay, serious question: what's the racist reference in this?

I can find a lot of definitions for "kang" but none of them appear to involve race in any way ...

1  I_DRINK_TO_FORGET 2018-02-16

All of our other mods are complete shit, and also i upset them routinely into shaking fits, so I'm not sure how this is out of the ordinary.

1  AFellowCanadianGuy 2018-02-16

See you in heaven. ✌🏻

1  supaflydaguy 2018-02-16

I don't know who this toast fag is. Bye

1  jesusjchrist12 2018-02-16

Right wing fascist salty they can't spread their dark ages agenda. Muh feels

1  TheRealTrueDarkLord 2018-02-16

Wait until /r/againsthatesubreddits hears about this!

1  nqtbty 2018-02-16

Ed modded a day after he spammed an entire thread with some incel nailing himself. This sub is so kinky

1  Ultrashitpost 2018-02-16

Why not make me a mod while you're at it? It's not like this shithole can get any worse.

1  Chanchumaetrius 2018-02-16

I like Ed_Butteredtoast tbh

1  Ed_ButteredToast 2018-02-16

I love you too!' πŸ˜πŸ’ž

1  Chanchumaetrius 2018-02-16

what the fuck did you just etc

1  Kipkluif 2018-02-16

Wait, he wasn't yet?

1  Fuish 2018-02-16

I think it was u/in_hazmat_suit

1  MooseHeckler 2018-02-16

I have been named a monster, and do not deny those claims. I am the monster that I fear we all can become. So sit back. Read, or listen, to someone who has passed between realms. Listen to the words of a fool. If they cannot make you less foolish, at least let them give you hope. For I, of all people, have changed.