It's shit like this that makes my life worse as a Eurasian because even if you look amazing you're still a subhuman because Asian women happily marry guys who look like they've been in industrial accidents over an Asian guy. It makes Asian looking males look like the worst fucking losers on earth. The guy is absolutely offensive to look at. Like his face literally makes my stomach churl because he's so ugly. I'd even be mad if he had a white girlfriend People feel they have the liberty to say of course your dad is white. Because white guys see shit like this where some fucking quasimodo looking freak can get Asian girls and they use it as ammo as to how shittyy asian guys are...

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Check out this less systematically scathing and offensive video by Stefan Molyneux on the topic

You're not the real Ed!

Horseshit, the real Ed would be twice over as autistic as you.

okay boss

Well, I aim to please.

Ed Wonderbread I wish you were raised by a single mother who commited suicide in front of you

I also wish who ever modded him suffered the same fate

All of the nu males and cat lady feminists getting toasty here. If you are white it is your responsibility to have children, as our purity is being challenged by mud. Stop spending money on stupid shit like craft beer and organic free range duck, expensive studio apartment in California, and have a child. If you are a cuck it's time to slaughter the bull. Birth control and abortions were the worst to happen to civilization Western society

Go outside

I think that you're focusing on the realism of the joke as it pertains to stereotypical gender roles, and I think that there's value in that but at the same time it really isn't my thing. Your comment actually made me realize that even though "get in the kitchen and make me sammich" is an inherently gendered joke, I view it more as a "shitty joke" than a "sexist joke". This is not to claim that it isn't sexist (it obviously is), but only goes to how I evaluate it.

Understanding that all humor derives from the subversion of expectations, this joke attempts to work by primarily subverting the expectation of civility in that we expect people to refrain from making sexist and immature comments in polite society. This isn't necessarily a bad thing, either - off the top of my head the guy who plays Borat enjoyed tremendous success by inventing a character who is basically the living embodiment of "acts in a way that is extremely inappropriate" and he was hardly the first to do something like this. Shit, even the initial joke (which I liked) uses this in leading us to suspect that we would know Apple is run by men because of traditional gender roles only to subvert this with an inappropriate dick joke.

And this is kind of the problem, because although the second joke is offensive, it's offensive in the most lazy, unenthusiastic way possible - in fact, if it weren't for Mamgain's clear anger at the initial joke it probably wouldn't have any energy at all. My expectations aren't subverted in the slightest; if anything I'd be shocked if someone with a /r/imgoingtodetentionforthis personality managed to interact with a woman without asking her to get into the kitchen. Factor in that the speaker is only parroting something that they've likely heard countless times, and this is the difference between Dave Chappelle saying "I'm Rick James, bitch!" and some random asshole screaming the same line years later, but also he fucks up and uses the line when everyone expects him to.

This isn't meant to excuse the inherent sexism, of course. I'm simply stating that I believe the joke is such a turd that I can't even take it seriously enough to address its message on gender roles in the first place. It's a bit like writing one's manifesto on toilet paper and then using that toilet paper - yeah, there's probably some ideas to be argued but I'm not really keen on diving into your septic tank to find out.

Go outside

Who the hell are the dems going to run for 2020?

Hillary Clinton is done for and even CNN keeps shitting on her

Bernie got made to be the enemy of his own party when Hillary voters demonized Berniebros

Joe Biden's a creepy meme fuck with kids

Oprah said fuck no to being president

Joe Kennedy III looked like he's been suckin cock his opening night and is now a laughing stock

some new candidate that will have to go up against Trump's celebrity recognition

Right now it seems that Trump should have 2020 guaranteed but something just feels off with just how bad the dems are looking.

Like there's some curve ball they're preparing to throw at the last minute.

I don't see anything there about my girl Manning.

btw Go Outside

I did! I finally went outside. It was scary but I got this double cheeseburger with fries and I want to thank you for spurring me to action 🏂

Umm, we like Cardin just fine k. Manning can fuck off. :)

no u

Between now and and 2020, manning will make the jump to presedential election in the form of VP pick. Pretty standard stuff, it's the only way this timeline can accelerate even more.

I think you’re a massive faggot.

Who, me?

No the other chucklefuck I replied to. Yes you, you cumguzzling fudgepacker. Did you seriously think anyone of their right mind would read that drivel.

Crisply the bright snow whispered,

Crunching beneath our feet;

Behind us as we walked along the parkway,

Our shadows danced,

Fantastic shapes in vivid blue.

Across the lake the skaters Flew to and fro,

With sharp turns weaving

A frail invisible net.

In ecstasy the earth

Drank the silver sunlight;

In ecstasy the skaters

Drank the wine of speed;

In ecstasy we laughed

Drinking the wine of love.

Had not the music of our joy

Sounded its highest note? But no,

For suddenly, with lifted eyes you said,

“Oh look!”

There, on the black bough of a snow flecked maple,

Fearless and gay as our love,

A bluejay cocked his crest!

Oh who can tell the range of joy

Or set the bounds of beauty?

Gay!

go inside

We should have developed and tested the birth control during the colonial project.

Harsh, but fair.

/u/Ed_ButteredToast IRL

Oops I posted /u/ladyvetinari's pic by mistake 😳

This is u

Sarah Nicole sounds like a made up name for a mayo-girl

Uhoh honey looks like they might be bringing you out of retirement 😱

Those are chimps, I'm a gorilla 😤😡🦍

GET YOUR EYES CHECKED GRANNY

You irl

Baby you wish I looked like that

What a CHAD 😍💦😵

when u squat so deep your huge nuts 🥜 touch the ground 🌏

TL;DR

I'm a retard pls stop talking about it

girls drool

boys rule

Hey Ed get rid of karma hiding, I dont think anyone will notice or, more importantly, care.

Ed do you hate women too?

Give me a single valid reason why hating women is wrong.

Still waiting.

Kys

Not until someone here can give me a single valid reason for why hating women is wrong.

It's a projection of you hating yourself really. You're just inadequately equipped to deal with reality, sorry I guess

You still aren't explaining what's wrong with hating women.

Technically nothing. Congratulations! You won the saddest argument imaginable

Thanks. I don't care who you hate, why do you care if I hate a group of people?

It's not really a care about you or your pathetic inadequacies thing, more like if kys the general environment would be lighter sort of thing ¯\(ツ)/¯

I have retrieved these for you _ _

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I like how offended women get when you tell them you hate women. Clearly the only reason I hate women must be "inadequacies."

It's like when you reject a street hooker and they start calling you a "faggot."

Lol ok. Anyone who "hates" general groups of people is 100% a retard with fatal inadequacies. Substitute "women" for whatever group you want, it's always a reflection of how intellectually weak the hater is.

On the other hand, hating everyone/humanity in general is always acceptable. Singling groups out is just a 100% specific sign of a retardation

What if I hate those who hate women?

Female fragility on full display here.

"anyone that hates the group I belong to is wrong, it couldn't possibly be something wrong with me, but you."

Yeah I'm pretty sure your hatred of women is a you thing and not a me thing, lol

It might not be a you thing in specific, but it's a woman thing.

You can suggest I'm wrong, but you've yet to present a single valid reason as to why I am wrong.

Who is the real tard here Edwin, the guy that hates women, or the guy that can't come up with a single reason for why I shouldn't hate women?

You are

Lol dude did you get dumped recently or something?

He was in a toxic relationship (from what I remember a good while back, as in years) and he's yet to get over it.

Basically a born-again-incel.

Are you writing fiction now?

I don't even hate women, and I'm sure as hell not an incel. You seem to have just fabricated that bit. I've literally said like 20 times on here the "I hate women" bit is ironic.

And even then, that's not something that displays I lack some type of self-awareness, if what you said were true (it isn't) it shows the exact opposite, I'm perfectly aware.

And I've never said anything that would even imply I was an incel. I've said I don't mess with women anymore a few times, but that's a choice, and one I made after getting out of a nearly 5 year long relationship with someone that had borderline personality disorder and it killed any interest I had in relationships.

This is the exact opposite of being an incel.

haha anyone that hates women was just dumped haha xd I'm a normie faggot xd!!

This, but unironically.

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⏬⏬⏬ SUCK IT DOWN ⏬⏬⏬

Give me a single valid reason why you're still posting here after sperging out that time and saying you were done.

Because I can.

lmao how weird are you

For the record, Ed's took the b8. Poor girl thinks you're serious!

I didn't vote for asking.

Ed, can you mod me too? I have lots of time to waste (duh) and a rather severe male inadequacy syndrome so I'd like to have a place to unleash my power-tripping fantasies on unsuspecting autists.

Ed if you're modding the wog you better mod me too

I'll have you know that the aetheric pastiness of my marble white skin rivals that of the finest Nordic specimens found in Northern Europe.

#MeToo

This but unironically.

Reporting this to /r/againsthatesubreddits. Come find me when this misogynistic, hateful, bigoted, male cesspool of a sub gets burned down, shitlords.

it's retarded

His Twitter:

Machiavellian Adviser, Essayist, Autodidact, Ashkenazi Jew, Animal Lover, Centrist Libertarian, Logician & Biblioholic.

Found this lovely comic from skimming his twitter

i was raised by a single mother i came out fine

source?

fag

fine

posts in /r/Drama

Too bad she's the SCUM A' THE EARTH YA FACKIN TARD

mods unironicly pining serious posts

Good grief

he probably pinned his own post tbh

LISTEN CAREFULLY:

I've always attracted crazy girls for some reason. A girl from Ohio had recently transferred to my school and joined my friend group. This girl was particularly crazy (and 10000% fuckable) and being the incredibly easy man I am I was ecstatic to hear that she found me funny and attractive. So I started hanging out and talking with this girl literally as much as possible and I fell fucking hard for her completely waving off the fact that she was a schizophrenic nympho with suicidal tendencies cause I'm lonely as shit and wanted to bang.

So we fucked around for about two months (I caught feelings) until one night we were texting and she stopped replying. I said something salty and her reply an hour later was "I just tried to hang myself". Fuck. I felt horrible like completely dysphoric, my head went in a downward spiral I was so worried. Some friends of mine were gonna pick her up and take her to a party so she wouldn't be by herself. "I need to be there" was the thought playing over and over in my head so I snuck out and went. I got to the party said was up to my friends and tried to talk to the girl but she was locked in a room with all the other girls. Fair enough. I wanted to drown my feelings so I poured half a bottle of vodka into a large cup and chugged it. I was drunk as shit stomping around this dudes apartment just getting more and more shitfaced by the minute until some asked the golden question, "do you wanna do a line man?". How could I resist? We got lined up in the room the girls were in and I snorted two at once on accident, making sad eye contact with the incredibly yakked out object of my affection. We left the room and I start rambling to my other female friend about how strong my feelings were for her and she goes "you know she loves you right?". This confusing question called for more cocaine so I made my friend bust down his whole gram on the living room table. I dont rember how much I did but according to my friends my eyes started rolling back into my head and I was screaming for someone to call 911 before my heart exploded. The next thing I remember is laying on a strangers couch, making myself puke and literally begging my friend to put on needle in the hay by Elliot smith (I REALLY needed that song man). People were getting pissed at me and I started yelling the girls name through sobs cause In my head I NEEDED to tell her how I felt and how I needed her to not be dead. She of course didn't come and I was hauled of to the bathtub where I felt like Casper from KIDS. About nine different people were crowded in this bathroom, some yelling at me some trying End my lil freak out.

This was at two am. My phone started ringing, it was my mom. And everyone in the room was shrieking at me not to pick it up but I did. She asked me where I was, I wasn't gonna tell her that but I slurredly assured her several times that I was fine and would be home in the morning. My oldest friend (who knew my mom) grabbed my phone and started talking to her. She begged him to take me home for five minutes and I told him I wasn't going. Until I was dragged outside by three people and forced into a car screaming bloody murder. My friend proceeded to drive me home. To calm me down his girlfriend put on don't worry be happy and I was livid, on the verge of violence (due to the irony of the song). When we got to my house my parents walked up to the car and I immediately started running (I ran four blocks and sat down to cry) My stepdad eventually found me and I told him everything about the girl and the party and fact that I was out of my mind on coke. I told him about me binging acid and all the pot I had stolen from him. He wasn't mad at me, just really concerned. My mom was pissed and this being the straw that broke the camels back she promptly called a therapist the next day scheduling my depressed drugged out ass for an appointment...... Four months later and I've been on lexapro and abilify and I see a therapist once a week. If not for that night I would've never gotten help and would probably have shot myself by now. Long story short, I'm stupid, drugs are stupid, go see a fucking therapist if you have emotional problems.

Did you see this thread?

The r/drama thread or the linked one?

Well, both. Don't you read linked threads when they're posted to /r/drama?

Someone needs to get laid.

Lol /u/Ed_ButteredToast is fucking Red Pill weirdo IllimitableMan on Twitter. What a world.

Don't back down now after your big reveal. Own your identity loud and proud!

No? You know what? Just go away.

Every time someone posts a heart felt rant that speaks 100% truth, you have to /r/copypasta it.

I'm done. I've had enough. You can't just spam /r/copypasta and expect an upvote. You can't just be like "dude, you're playing a meme?" and post /r/copypasta. You just can't.

I doubt you even work to create copypasta's given how against them you are. You live in a regular house, typing on your average computer, feeling good about yourself because you think you just "called someone else out" for being a copypaster

Just who do you think you are? Some epic 12-year-old on the internet with le cool fedora posting about "copypasta this, copypasta that?" Well, I've got news for you. You aren't anything. You aren't epic, you aren't a 12-year-old, and your fedora certainly isn't le cool.

I hope in time you will learn that not everybody is a copypaster and not everything is a copypasta.

Look at this sexist going easy on widows.

Would anyone be interested in meeting some hot single moms in your area today? DM me I’ll send you the link

Wow Ed you sound angry you weren't aborted. 😎😙

Lol, I'm the least seriouspost account in all of drama.

I wrote an entire history, and then I looked up and realized I was writing it for drama, and none of you fucking people are worth it. Not one of you

Meeeee too. I’m very drunk, and I’m maudlin rn

Of course not. There aren’t emojis to satisfy that kind of thirst, you indomitable faggot.

I just mean- actually don’t even know what the fuck I’m talking about, the pasta it was too thick Yeah I’m choking on black dick

I do sometimes wonder though; are there people here that are beyond the pale? Like, some of these pastas, they’re obviously jokes, but..

I’m done.

Stefan Molyneux like, the video game con man...?

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I started dying on this and then I saw this . gg

youtube is where people too stupid or rapey teach when academic institutions oppress them for underage genital fondling.

Ill start by saying this....
The guy who i chose to have a relationship with while it lasted wanted us to have a child. We tried. Not very hard bc i crescent pregnant so soon. My hormones caused us to split. He was not understanding at all when it came to what I was going through. Alone. I miss him so much. But. I also have birth to a still born say after Valentine's Day.... On Valentine's Day i found out that my daughter had no heart beat. I had gotten sick and and asked him to please help me get to a Dr. I needed4 dollars. That was all. He Goldberg help. I don't blame him for what happened. Nothing could have changed the plans made. While i was majorly depressed pregnant and single he moved on relatively fast. He was also very cold to me. I would have have given anything just to have one of his hugs. No kiss.. Hell not even ..just a hug of his. I did tell him i wanted him to sign his rights over and that i thought adoption would be a good idea. Bc i told him i needed to apply for assistance and child support would be after him. I didnt want child support to bother him and not to have to deal with our beg him every again for a dime. But when i told him about me needed to apply to die assistance for a short while he threatened to take her away from me when she gets here. And i just didn't want to put her through what my other 2 go though .along with several other factors. But.. When we saw the last ultrasound in January a month before the February 14th..... That ultrasound changed so mymany things to me. I wanted her. I wanted him. I knew he was never given me another chance. But i never even got a check up by him while in hospital having c section with our daughter stillborn. He still has me blocked and i know he cares to a degrees. But he's moved on and to me cared more about this new gf .... But just 2 months ago... He still loved me and had me completely blindsided when he told me he moved on. I cried for 2 months to the date... From when we broke up... Actually2 weeks before we split up. Just from missing him so bad while he was at work and my hormones and being alone and just needed him to support me mentally but to him his feelings were the only one that mattered. And it hurts. It hurts so bad. I miss my friend. He was my friend and my soulmate...my twin flame .. I just think he never meant what he said to me. That he just had the idea of our with sometime. Sometimes the girls are tricked into being in love and have a child with someone that leaves them ..... And the emotional stress from being left the way they were caused so much stress that i lost my baby.
With his silence and avoiding me is not how i expected this to entirely end. But it is what it is. If he is happy now I'm happy for him...
I never stopped loving him. My hormones made me evil and say mean ..say Things i regret more than i can ever even describe. But he doesn't care. Plain and simple.

Hello past drama.