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I once burnt myself

I once witnessed a car wreck and called the ambulance

I wonder if the Navy Seals have tried to recruit him yet.

Pfff, that's nothing, I routinely use public bathrooms and once I had diarrhea so violent I shat the bed thinking it would just be a loud fart. Get on my level.

Now that's an aggressive shit post

/u/Dubanx can you stop yourself from orgasming??

Convenient how you skip the part where the previous person made assumptions about how I would act in an emergency situation. No context whatsoever.

Can I get your autograph?

Sure,

-Dubanx

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